| [00:08.45] | 有一位呀 爱吃蒜，这爱吃蒜，蒜可是好东西啊 |
| [00:17.65] | 吃蒜是好东西啊，蒜又杀菌呢，又消毒 |
| [00:22.05] | 这吃肉食啊，吃鱼类的，应当的，欸，吃点蒜 |
| [00:27.47] | 这蒜这东西它可气是这样 |
| [00:29.93] | 你比如说咱们没吃蒜，这要有一头蒜，咱拿过来，剥开了 |
| [00:35.28] | 拿着蒜瓣闻闻，不难闻，是不是，一点也不难闻，非得怎么就难闻了呢？ |
| [00:42.31] | 这个蒜非得你要不吃饺子吃炸酱面 |
| [00:46.65] | 你在这嘎吱嘎吱吃了，你吃完了，待会儿 |
| [00:50.19] | 歇了一会，两碗茶也下去了，热气把这蒜味给喷上来了 |
| [00:57.25] | 这时候谁要闻着，这味啊，实在受不了，钻鼻子，真受不了 |
| [01:05.14] | 有一位爱吃蒜，他爱吃蒜倒不要紧 |
| [01:08.06] | 说你爱吃啊，说今儿个我没要事或者咱们公休，是不是 |
| [01:12.44] | 吃了蒜了，吃完了怎么办呢？ |
| [01:15.23] | 开挖溜溜，公园玩会，把这蒜味去去，别讨厌 |
| [01:20.93] | 有舞会，尽量少吃蒜 |
| [01:26.97] | 谁跟你跳啊，谁找那别扭啊 |
| [01:32.06] | 它不是味儿啊 |
| [01:34.90] | 不是味儿，是会场上尽量，开会啊什么这个，学习啊，讨论会，尽量 |
| [01:42.87] | 说要有知道，别吃蒜，尽量别吃蒜，那味啊，实在受不了 |
| [01:47.09] | 这蒜其实好东西，自己再不压胃，难闻的很 |
| [01:50.100] | 尤其在剧场里头，谁也不认得谁，买了票看戏，呵，这讨厌的，挨骂 |
| [01:57.43] | 有一位，天天吃蒜，这位这模样啊，长得比我还可气 |
| [02:06.81] | 本来长这模样就一点人缘没有，挺大的个子，黢黑痛紫的脑袋 |
| [02:14.77] | 脑袋瓜子这么大个儿，眼角耷拉着，挺大的厚嘴唇儿，又喝酒，又爱吃蒜 |
| [02:23.73] | 他吃蒜还不是一瓣，不是两瓣，一吃就得一头蒜，这么大个大头，一头蒜，都吃了 |
| [02:30.19] | 嚼完了一喝热茶，喷上来@#$... ...&*这个味儿，说话呀嘴又爱拉着哈喇子 |
| [02:37.92] | 上剧场啊，看戏去，买了票了，看戏了，往那一坐，挺大的个儿 |
| [02:46.23] | 脑袋瓜子，挺大个儿，黢黑的脑袋，喘气又粗，蒜味又大，还爱叫好 |
| [02:56.09] | 爱叫好呢，不叫好这蒜味儿还出来还小点儿 |
| [02:59.59] | 这一叫好呢，蒜...随着好的 'fu' 这齁的这个蒜味儿更大 |
| [03:05.55] | 叫好的这个味儿还难听，大哑巴嗓子，嗓音还不是脆嗓 |
| [03:10.78] | “好！”“好！” |
| [03:15.02] | 这一叫这热气这蒜味儿，卟往前一喷，和在他前排坐着呢，在他头里 |
| [03:22.27] | 他这...戏园子么，一排一排的，他坐在正当间，第三四排上 |
| [03:28.22] | 头里呢，这正坐着俩，正坐俩...女的，这二位女士啊，正在他头里，也在这看戏 |
| [03:39.31] | “欸，这个戏挺好”，正瞧的带劲呢，他在后头叫好 |
| [03:43.35] | “好！”“好！” |
| [03:47.88] | 一叫好这个热气这个蒜味，把这二位给熏的 |
| [03:52.88] | 这位小姐，挺漂亮，穿的也挺阔，身上也挺香，就闻着就不是味，死耗子味 |
| [04:07.36] | 一回头啊，一瞧啊后头这味二儿，再一听他叫好 |
| [04:12.75] | “好！” |
| [04:14.31] | 一叫好那蒜味啊，噎的慌，这位气的，这二位坐着心说你说怎么办呢 |
| [04:22.56] | 挪挪地方吧，这是对号入座，对号它不能挪 |
| [04:27.16] | 你说走吧，六毛钱的票钱花了，俩座呢，一块二，这戏又挺好，又舍不得走 |
| [04:35.82] | 气坏了，他这一句跟一句叫好，怎么办呢，气急了，回头看看他 |
| [04:43.54] | 拿着手绢人家只堵鼻子，回头看看他，这一看他呢，哦，他美了，大黑脑瓜子 |
| [04:54.91] | 一瞧，一看他，哦，纽扣也扣上了 |
| [05:01.23] | “好！” |
| [05:04.20] | 这一美他更叫好了，人越看他他越高兴 |
| [05:08.54] | “好！”“好！” |
| [05:11.22] | 不该叫好也叫好，这二位一瞧实在受不了了 |
| [05:15.14] | 这位啊，一打开皮包，打小皮包里拿出一块什么呢 |
| [05:20.06] | 留兰香 |
| [05:21.69] | 胶皮糖、口香糖，拿这留兰香这糖 |
| [05:26.30] | 这么着，从肩膀这递给他，也不回头，就给他了 |
| [05:36.91] | 递给他这留兰香这糖，他一瞧，人递给咱块糖 |
| [05:41.80] | 嚯，高兴，赶紧接过来，把纸包打开，嘎吱嘎吱就嚼了 |
| [05:48.43] | 那胶皮糖，留兰香，那怎么能，胶片糖搁嘴里嚼着，有香味，那不能吃 |
| [05:55.23] | 他实在吃的去，人家给的，高兴啊，美了么，实在咽不下去，弄口水 |
| [06:03.22] | 跟吃药一样给送下去了，吃了，糖吃完了，更美了，更高兴了 |
| [06:08.87] | “好！” |
| [06:10.76] | 叫好，把这二位气的，盯到散戏时候啊 |
| [06:17.24] | 人家这二位啊，慌着马脚赶紧的就从太平门，打边门就跑了，就走了 |
| [06:22.100] | 哎呦赶紧起来就走 |
| [06:25.34] | 他呢，盯着呢，人家站起来，演员台上谢幕他都不看 |
| [06:30.74] | 演员台上谢幕他都不看，净盯着那二位了，哪去了，太空门那去了 |
| [06:35.43] | 人家出去他也跟着出去了，人家拐弯他也拐弯，人家走得快他也走得快，人家走得慢他也走得慢 |
| [06:41.86] | 这二位回头看看，还跟着，回头看看他，他还这跟着 |
| [06:46.45] | 嚯，更...走的更...更快了，更精神了，美了么，把这二位气坏了，回头问问他 |
| [06:52.64] | “哎，你老跟着我干嘛？” |
| [06:55.53] | 他乐了“gen ga wa 你们...你们二位不是很喜欢我吗”，他说喜欢他 |
| [07:04.05] | “这缺德鬼，谁...谁喜欢你啊” |
| [07:07.53] | “不喜欢，你你你给我口香糖” |
| [07:10.12] | “我给你口香糖我嫌你嘴臭” |
| [07:12.66] | 嫌他嘴臭 |
| [00:08.45] | you yi wei ya ai chi suan, zhe ai chi suan, suan ke shi hao dong xi a |
| [00:17.65] | chi suan shi hao dong xi a, suan you sha jun ne, you xiao du |
| [00:22.05] | zhe chi rou shi a, chi yu lei de, ying dang de, ai, chi dian suan |
| [00:27.47] | zhe suan zhe dong xi ta ke qi shi zhe yang |
| [00:29.93] | ni bi ru shuo zan men mei chi suan, zhe yao you yi tou suan, zan na guo lai, bo kai le |
| [00:35.28] | na zhe suan ban wen wen, bu nan wen, shi bu shi, yi dian ye bu nan wen, fei dei zen me jiu nan wen le ne? |
| [00:42.31] | zhe ge suan fei dei ni yao bu chi jiao zi chi zha jiang mian |
| [00:46.65] | ni zai zhe ga zhi ga zhi chi le, ni chi wan le, dai hui r |
| [00:50.19] | xie le yi hui, liang wan cha ye xia qu le, re qi ba zhe suan wei gei pen shang lai le |
| [00:57.25] | zhe shi hou shui yao wen zhe, zhe wei a, shi zai shou bu liao, zuan bi zi, zhen shou bu liao |
| [01:05.14] | you yi wei ai chi suan, ta ai chi suan dao bu yao jin |
| [01:08.06] | shuo ni ai chi a, shuo jin er ge wo mei yao shi huo zhe zan men gong xiu, shi bu shi |
| [01:12.44] | chi le suan le, chi wan le zen me ban ne? |
| [01:15.23] | kai wa liu liu, gong yuan wan hui, ba zhe suan wei qu qu, bie tao yan |
| [01:20.93] | you wu hui, jin liang shao chi suan |
| [01:26.97] | shui gen ni tiao a, shui zhao na bie niu a |
| [01:32.06] | ta bu shi wei er a |
| [01:34.90] | bu shi wei er, shi hui chang shang jin liang, kai hui a shen me zhe ge, xue xi a, tao lun hui, jin liang |
| [01:42.87] | shuo yao you zhi dao, bie chi suan, jin liang bie chi suan, na wei a, shi zai shou bu liao |
| [01:47.09] | zhe suan qi shi hao dong xi, zi ji zai bu ya wei, nan wen de hen |
| [01:50.100] | you qi zai ju chang li tou, shui ye bu ren de shui, mai le piao kan xi, a, zhe tao yan de, ai ma |
| [01:57.43] | you yi wei, tian tian chi suan, zhe wei zhe mu yang a, zhang de bi wo hai ke qi |
| [02:06.81] | ben lai zhang zhe mu yang jiu yi dian ren yuan mei you, ting da de ge zi, qu hei tong zi de nao dai |
| [02:14.77] | nao dai gua zi zhe me da ge er, yan jiao da la zhe, ting da de hou zui chun er, you he jiu, you ai chi suan |
| [02:23.73] | ta chi suan hai bu shi yi ban, bu shi liang ban, yi chi jiu de yi tou suan, zhe me da ge da tou, yi tou suan, dou chi le |
| [02:30.19] | jue wan le yi he re cha, pen shang lai... ... zhe ge wei r, shuo hua ya zui you ai la zhe ha la zi |
| [02:37.92] | shang ju chang a, kan xi qu, mai le piao le, kan xi le, wang na yi zuo, ting da de ge er |
| [02:46.23] | nao dai gua zi, ting da ge er, qu hei de nao dai, chuan qi you cu, suan wei you da, hai ai jiao hao |
| [02:56.09] | ai jiao hao ne, bu jiao hao zhe suan wei r hai chu lai huan xiao dian er |
| [02:59.59] | zhe yi jiao hao ne, suan... sui zhe hao de ' fu' zhe hou de zhe ge suan wei r geng da |
| [03:05.55] | jiao hao de zhe ge wei r hai nan ting, da ya ba sang zi, sang yin hai bu shi cui sang |
| [03:10.78] | " hao!"" hao!" |
| [03:15.02] | zhe yi jiao zhe re qi zhe suan wei r, bu wang qian yi pen, he zai ta qian pai zuo zhe ne, zai ta tou li |
| [03:22.27] | ta zhe... xi yuan zi me, yi pai yi pai de, ta zuo zai zheng dang jian, di san si pai shang |
| [03:28.22] | tou li ne, zhe zheng zuo zhe lia, zheng zuo lia... nv de, zhe er wei nv shi a, zheng zai ta tou li, ye zai zhe kan xi |
| [03:39.31] | " ai, zhe ge xi ting hao", zheng qiao de dai jin ne, ta zai hou tou jiao hao |
| [03:43.35] | " hao!"" hao!" |
| [03:47.88] | yi jiao hao zhe ge re qi zhe ge suan wei, ba zhe er wei gei xun de |
| [03:52.88] | zhe wei xiao jie, ting piao liang, chuan de ye ting kuo, shen shang ye ting xiang, jiu wen zhe jiu bu shi wei, si hao zi wei |
| [04:07.36] | yi hui tou a, yi qiao a hou tou zhe wei er er, zai yi ting ta jiao hao |
| [04:12.75] | " hao!" |
| [04:14.31] | yi jiao hao na suan wei a, ye de huang, zhe wei qi de, zhe er wei zuo zhe xin shuo ni shuo zen me ban ne |
| [04:22.56] | nuo nuo di fang ba, zhe shi dui hao ru zuo, dui hao ta bu neng nuo |
| [04:27.16] | ni shuo zou ba, liu mao qian de piao qian hua le, lia zuo ne, yi kuai er, zhe xi you ting hao, you she bu de zou |
| [04:35.82] | qi huai le, ta zhe yi ju gen yi ju jiao hao, zen me ban ne, qi ji le, hui tou kan kan ta |
| [04:43.54] | na zhuo shou juan ren jia zhi du bi zi, hui tou kan kan ta, zhe yi kan ta ne, o, ta mei le, da hei nao gua zi |
| [04:54.91] | yi qiao, yi kan ta, o, niu kou ye kou shang le |
| [05:01.23] | " hao!" |
| [05:04.20] | zhe yi mei ta geng jiao hao le, ren yue kan ta ta yue gao xing |
| [05:08.54] | " hao!"" hao!" |
| [05:11.22] | bu gai jiao hao ye jiao hao, zhe er wei yi qiao shi zai shou bu liao le |
| [05:15.14] | zhe wei a, yi da kai pi bao, da xiao pi bao li na chu yi kuai shen me ne |
| [05:20.06] | liu lan xiang |
| [05:21.69] | jiao pi tang kou xiang tang, na zhe liu lan xiang zhe tang |
| [05:26.30] | zhe me zhao, cong jian bang zhe di gei ta, ye bu hui tou, jiu gei ta le |
| [05:36.91] | di gei ta zhe liu lan xiang zhe tang, ta yi qiao, ren di gei zan kuai tang |
| [05:41.80] | huo, gao xing, gan jin jie guo lai, ba zhi bao da kai, ga zhi ga zhi jiu jue le |
| [05:48.43] | na jiao pi tang, liu lan xiang, na zen me neng, jiao pian tang ge zui li jue zhe, you xiang wei, na bu neng chi |
| [05:55.23] | ta shi zai chi de qu, ren jia gei de, gao xing a, mei le me, shi zai yan bu xia qu, long kou shui |
| [06:03.22] | gen chi yao yi yang gei song xia qu le, chi le, tang chi wan le, geng mei le, geng gao xing le |
| [06:08.87] | " hao!" |
| [06:10.76] | jiao hao, ba zhe er wei qi de, ding dao san xi shi hou a |
| [06:17.24] | ren jia zhe er wei a, huang zhe ma jiao gan jin de jiu cong tai ping men, da bian men jiu pao le, jiu zou le |
| [06:22.100] | ai you gan jin qi lai jiu zou |
| [06:25.34] | ta ne, ding zhe ne, ren jia zhan qi lai, yan yuan tai shang xie mu ta dou bu kan |
| [06:30.74] | yan yuan tai shang xie mu ta dou bu kan, jing ding zhe na er wei le, na qu le, tai kong men na qu le |
| [06:35.43] | ren jia chu qu ta ye gen zhe chu qu le, ren jia guai wan ta ye guai wan, ren jia zou de kuai ta ye zou de kuai, ren jia zou de man ta ye zou de man |
| [06:41.86] | zhe er wei hui tou kan kan, hai gen zhe, hui tou kan kan ta, ta hai zhe gen zhe |
| [06:46.45] | huo, geng... zou de geng... geng kuai le, geng jing shen le, mei le me, ba zhe er wei qi huai le, hui tou wen wen ta |
| [06:52.64] | " ai, ni lao gen zhe wo gan ma?" |
| [06:55.53] | ta le le" gen ga wa ni men... ni men er wei bu shi hen xi huan wo ma", ta shuo xi huan ta |
| [07:04.05] | " zhe que de gui, shui... shui xi huan ni a" |
| [07:07.53] | " bu xi huan, ni ni ni gei wo kou xiang tang" |
| [07:10.12] | " wo gei ni kou xiang tang wo xian ni zui chou" |
| [07:12.66] | xian ta zui chou |
| [00:08.45] | yǒu yī wèi ya ài chī suàn, zhè ài chī suàn, suàn kě shì hǎo dōng xī a |
| [00:17.65] | chī suàn shì hǎo dōng xī a, suàn yòu shā jūn ne, yòu xiāo dú |
| [00:22.05] | zhè chī ròu shí a, chī yú lèi de, yīng dāng de, āi, chī diǎn suàn |
| [00:27.47] | zhè suàn zhè dōng xī tā kě qì shì zhè yàng |
| [00:29.93] | nǐ bǐ rú shuō zán men méi chī suàn, zhè yào yǒu yī tóu suàn, zán ná guò lái, bō kāi le |
| [00:35.28] | ná zhe suàn bàn wén wén, bù nán wén, shì bú shì, yì diǎn yě bù nán wén, fēi děi zěn me jiù nán wén le ne? |
| [00:42.31] | zhè gè suàn fēi děi nǐ yào bù chī jiǎo zi chī zhá jiàng miàn |
| [00:46.65] | nǐ zài zhè gā zhī gā zhī chī le, nǐ chī wán le, dāi huì r |
| [00:50.19] | xiē le yī huì, liǎng wǎn chá yě xià qù le, rè qì bǎ zhè suàn wèi gěi pēn shàng lái le |
| [00:57.25] | zhè shí hòu shuí yào wén zhe, zhè wèi a, shí zài shòu bù liǎo, zuān bí zi, zhēn shòu bù liǎo |
| [01:05.14] | yǒu yī wèi ài chī suàn, tā ài chī suàn dào bú yào jǐn |
| [01:08.06] | shuō nǐ ài chī a, shuō jīn ér gè wǒ méi yào shì huò zhě zán men gōng xiū, shì bú shì |
| [01:12.44] | chī le suàn le, chī wán le zěn me bàn ne? |
| [01:15.23] | kāi wā liū liū, gōng yuán wán huì, bǎ zhè suàn wèi qù qù, bié tǎo yàn |
| [01:20.93] | yǒu wǔ huì, jǐn liàng shǎo chī suàn |
| [01:26.97] | shuí gēn nǐ tiào a, shuí zhǎo nà biè niǔ a |
| [01:32.06] | tā bú shì wèi ér a |
| [01:34.90] | bú shì wèi ér, shì huì chǎng shàng jǐn liàng, kāi huì a shén me zhè gè, xué xí a, tǎo lùn huì, jǐn liàng |
| [01:42.87] | shuō yào yǒu zhī dào, bié chī suàn, jǐn liàng bié chī suàn, nà wèi a, shí zài shòu bù liǎo |
| [01:47.09] | zhè suàn qí shí hǎo dōng xī, zì jǐ zài bù yā wèi, nán wén de hěn |
| [01:50.100] | yóu qí zài jù chǎng lǐ tou, shuí yě bù rèn de shuí, mǎi le piào kàn xì, ā, zhè tǎo yàn de, ái mà |
| [01:57.43] | yǒu yī wèi, tiān tiān chī suàn, zhè wèi zhè mú yàng a, zhǎng de bǐ wǒ hái kě qì |
| [02:06.81] | běn lái zhǎng zhè mú yàng jiù yì diǎn rén yuán méi yǒu, tǐng dà de gè zi, qū hēi tòng zǐ de nǎo dài |
| [02:14.77] | nǎo dài guā zǐ zhè me dà gè ér, yǎn jiǎo dā lā zhe, tǐng dà de hòu zuǐ chún ér, yòu hē jiǔ, yòu ài chī suàn |
| [02:23.73] | tā chī suàn hái bú shì yī bàn, bú shì liǎng bàn, yī chī jiù dé yī tóu suàn, zhè me dà gè dà tóu, yī tóu suàn, dōu chī le |
| [02:30.19] | jué wán le yī hē rè chá, pēn shàng lái... ... zhè gè wèi r, shuō huà ya zuǐ yòu ài lā zhe hā lǎ zǐ |
| [02:37.92] | shàng jù chǎng a, kàn xì qù, mǎi le piào le, kàn xì le, wǎng nà yī zuò, tǐng dà de gè ér |
| [02:46.23] | nǎo dài guā zǐ, tǐng dà gè ér, qū hēi de nǎo dài, chuǎn qì yòu cū, suàn wèi yòu dà, hái ài jiào hǎo |
| [02:56.09] | ài jiào hǎo ne, bù jiào hǎo zhè suàn wèi r hái chū lái huán xiǎo diǎn ér |
| [02:59.59] | zhè yī jiào hǎo ne, suàn... suí zhe hǎo de ' fu' zhè hōu de zhè gè suàn wèi r gèng dà |
| [03:05.55] | jiào hǎo de zhè gè wèi r hái nán tīng, dà yǎ bā sǎng zi, sǎng yīn hái bú shì cuì sǎng |
| [03:10.78] | " hǎo!"" hǎo!" |
| [03:15.02] | zhè yī jiào zhè rè qì zhè suàn wèi r, bǔ wǎng qián yī pēn, hé zài tā qián pái zuò zhe ne, zài tā tóu lǐ |
| [03:22.27] | tā zhè... xì yuán zǐ me, yī pái yī pái de, tā zuò zài zhèng dāng jiān, dì sān sì pái shàng |
| [03:28.22] | tóu lǐ ne, zhè zhèng zuò zhe liǎ, zhèng zuò liǎ... nǚ de, zhè èr wèi nǚ shì a, zhèng zài tā tóu lǐ, yě zài zhè kàn xì |
| [03:39.31] | " āi, zhè gè xì tǐng hǎo", zhèng qiáo de dài jìn ne, tā zài hòu tou jiào hǎo |
| [03:43.35] | " hǎo!"" hǎo!" |
| [03:47.88] | yī jiào hǎo zhè gè rè qì zhè gè suàn wèi, bǎ zhè èr wèi gěi xūn de |
| [03:52.88] | zhè wèi xiǎo jiě, tǐng piào liàng, chuān de yě tǐng kuò, shēn shàng yě tǐng xiāng, jiù wén zhe jiù bú shì wèi, sǐ hào zǐ wèi |
| [04:07.36] | yī huí tóu a, yī qiáo a hòu tou zhè wèi èr ér, zài yī tīng tā jiào hǎo |
| [04:12.75] | " hǎo!" |
| [04:14.31] | yī jiào hǎo nà suàn wèi a, yē de huāng, zhè wèi qì de, zhè èr wèi zuò zhe xīn shuō nǐ shuō zěn me bàn ne |
| [04:22.56] | nuó nuó dì fāng ba, zhè shì duì hào rù zuò, duì hào tā bù néng nuó |
| [04:27.16] | nǐ shuō zǒu ba, liù máo qián de piào qián huā le, liǎ zuò ne, yí kuài èr, zhè xì yòu tǐng hǎo, yòu shě bù dé zǒu |
| [04:35.82] | qì huài le, tā zhè yī jù gēn yī jù jiào hǎo, zěn me bàn ne, qì jí le, huí tóu kàn kàn tā |
| [04:43.54] | ná zhuó shǒu juàn rén jiā zhǐ dǔ bí zi, huí tóu kàn kàn tā, zhè yī kàn tā ne, ó, tā měi le, dà hēi nǎo guā zǐ |
| [04:54.91] | yī qiáo, yī kàn tā, ó, niǔ kòu yě kòu shàng le |
| [05:01.23] | " hǎo!" |
| [05:04.20] | zhè yī měi tā gèng jiào hǎo le, rén yuè kàn tā tā yuè gāo xìng |
| [05:08.54] | " hǎo!"" hǎo!" |
| [05:11.22] | bù gāi jiào hǎo yě jiào hǎo, zhè èr wèi yī qiáo shí zài shòu bù liǎo le |
| [05:15.14] | zhè wèi a, yī dǎ kāi pí bāo, dǎ xiǎo pí bāo lǐ ná chū yí kuài shén me ne |
| [05:20.06] | liú lán xiāng |
| [05:21.69] | jiāo pí táng kǒu xiāng táng, ná zhè liú lán xiāng zhè táng |
| [05:26.30] | zhè me zhāo, cóng jiān bǎng zhè dì gěi tā, yě bù huí tóu, jiù gěi tā le |
| [05:36.91] | dì gěi tā zhè liú lán xiāng zhè táng, tā yī qiáo, rén dì gěi zán kuài táng |
| [05:41.80] | huò, gāo xìng, gǎn jǐn jiē guò lái, bǎ zhǐ bāo dǎ kāi, gā zhī gā zhī jiù jué le |
| [05:48.43] | nà jiāo pí táng, liú lán xiāng, nà zěn me néng, jiāo piàn táng gē zuǐ lǐ jué zhe, yǒu xiāng wèi, nà bù néng chī |
| [05:55.23] | tā shí zài chī de qù, rén jiā gěi de, gāo xìng a, měi le me, shí zài yàn bù xià qù, lòng kǒu shuǐ |
| [06:03.22] | gēn chī yào yí yàng gěi sòng xià qù le, chī le, táng chī wán le, gèng měi le, gèng gāo xìng le |
| [06:08.87] | " hǎo!" |
| [06:10.76] | jiào hǎo, bǎ zhè èr wèi qì de, dīng dào sàn xì shí hòu a |
| [06:17.24] | rén jiā zhè èr wèi a, huāng zhe mǎ jiǎo gǎn jǐn de jiù cóng tài píng mén, dǎ biān mén jiù pǎo le, jiù zǒu le |
| [06:22.100] | āi yōu gǎn jǐn qǐ lái jiù zǒu |
| [06:25.34] | tā ne, dīng zhe ne, rén jiā zhàn qǐ lái, yǎn yuán tái shàng xiè mù tā dōu bù kàn |
| [06:30.74] | yǎn yuán tái shàng xiè mù tā dōu bù kàn, jìng dīng zhe nà èr wèi le, nǎ qù le, tài kōng mén nà qù le |
| [06:35.43] | rén jiā chū qù tā yě gēn zhe chū qù le, rén jiā guǎi wān tā yě guǎi wān, rén jiā zǒu dé kuài tā yě zǒu dé kuài, rén jiā zǒu dé màn tā yě zǒu dé màn |
| [06:41.86] | zhè èr wèi huí tóu kàn kàn, hái gēn zhe, huí tóu kàn kàn tā, tā hái zhè gēn zhe |
| [06:46.45] | huò, gèng... zǒu de gèng... gèng kuài le, gèng jīng shén le, měi le me, bǎ zhè èr wèi qì huài le, huí tóu wèn wèn tā |
| [06:52.64] | " āi, nǐ lǎo gēn zhe wǒ gàn ma?" |
| [06:55.53] | tā lè le" gen ga wa nǐ men... nǐ men èr wèi bú shì hěn xǐ huān wǒ ma", tā shuō xǐ huān tā |
| [07:04.05] | " zhè quē dé guǐ, shuí... shuí xǐ huān nǐ a" |
| [07:07.53] | " bù xǐ huān, nǐ nǐ nǐ gěi wǒ kǒu xiāng táng" |
| [07:10.12] | " wǒ gěi nǐ kǒu xiāng táng wǒ xián nǐ zuǐ chòu" |
| [07:12.66] | xián tā zuǐ chòu |
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