| [00:00.535] | 郭：哎，这回您听吧，热闹啦！ |
| [00:02.416] | 马：来喽！ |
| [00:03.409] | 郭：这回呀，咱们三个人来说 |
| [00:05.055] | 马：咱们这回仨人说一段儿什么呢？ |
| [00:07.275] | 郭：哎，捡那热闹的说呀！ |
| [00:08.868] | 马：哎，对 |
| [00:09.574] | 郭：哪段热闹咱们说哪段 |
| [00:11.664] | 马：啊，对啦！ |
| [00:12.526] | 刘：干吗？你们打算干吗呀？ |
| [00:14.197] | 马：咱们仨人说一段 |
| [00:15.660] | 刘：仨人儿啊？ |
| [00:16.914] | 郭：哎 |
| [00:17.437] | 马：咱们仨人说着热闹 |
| [00:18.482] | 刘：别介啦！别说啦 |
| [00:19.553] | 郭：啊？怎么啦？ |
| [00:20.571] | 刘：仨人儿？没意思嘿嘿！ |
| [00:22.818] | 郭：哎？仨人儿那才有意思呢 |
| [00:24.411] | 刘：哎！不好不好！干脆这么办 |
| [00:25.639] | 郭：啊？ |
| [00:26.318] | 刘：你们二位呀！ |
| [00:27.755] | 郭：怎么着？ |
| [00:28.382] | 刘：找个地方休息一下，看我自己的 |
| [00:32.771] | 哎嘿！我来段儿吧！ |
| [00:34.599] | 你们找个地方休息去 |
| [00:36.088] | 郭：啊？ |
| [00:36.611] | 马：他没新鲜的，他有什么呀？ |
| [00:38.439] | 郭：这仨人上来嘛，听你一个人儿的？ |
| [00:41.286] | 刘：哎，我来一段儿 |
| [00:42.122] | 郭：那你要说单口啊？ |
| [00:43.455] | 刘：哎 |
| [00:45.126] | 马：单口相声？不就那几段了吗？ |
| [00:48.209] | 郭：把我们俩人儿搁这儿，你一个人儿说 |
| [00:51.317] | 刘：谁说单口啊？我就会说单口啊？ |
| [00:55.053] | 郭：你一个人儿来？可不是单口吗？ |
| [00:56.829] | 刘：你当我就会说呀？ |
| [00:58.658] | 郭：那你还会什么呀？ |
| [00:59.938] | 刘：今儿个呀，露一手吧？嘿！ |
| [01:04.196] | 马：你要干吗？折跟头？啊？ |
| [01:07.252] | 刘：唱一段儿吧！ |
| [01:08.349] | 马：唱啊？ |
| [01:09.185] | 刘：哎，嘿！ |
| [01:10.073] | 马：好家伙就您这嗓子还唱哪？ |
| [01:12.503] | 刘：来段儿太平歌词您听听 |
| [01:15.011] | 哎，这个节目平时不露 |
| [01:17.100] | 哎嘿！今儿咱来这段儿 |
| [01:19.895] | 哎？你看怎么样？ |
| [01:21.071] | 马：别鼓掌啦！ |
| [01:22.194] | 刘：哎！人家有知道我唱的好听的 |
| [01:24.676] | 马：我就知道你唱的怎么样！ |
| [01:26.740] | 缺五音，少六律 |
| [01:29.273] | 这嗓子啊，你还唱哪？啊？ |
| [01:32.277] | 刘：可别拦我高兴！对不对？ |
| [01:34.707] | 千万别拦高兴！哎！我唱完啦，我…… |
| [01:38.547] | 我这嗓子就算痛快啦！啊！ |
| [01:40.558] | 郭：你唱完了，你嗓子痛快啦？ |
| [01:44.503] | 刘：哎 |
| [01:45.104] | 郭：你不管人耳朵受得了受不了啊？ |
| [01:48.970] | 这不说了嘛，你这个人缺五音，少六律 |
| [01:52.888] | 马：他唱不了 |
| [01:53.776] | 刘：你甭管啦，你甭管啦！ |
| [01:55.474] | 它词儿好就完了嘛 |
| [01:57.355] | 马：你有什么好词儿？ |
| [01:59.262] | 最多，他过不去五段儿 |
| [02:02.606] | 就会这么几段儿，都老掉了牙的啦！ |
| [02:06.106] | 没劲哪听他唱？ |
| [02:08.222] | 刘：我？我就……我！ |
| [02:09.580] | 马：我知道你呀！ |
| [02:11.592] | 刘：我就那老词儿？ |
| [02:12.323] | 马：怎么呢？ |
| [02:13.290] | 刘：啊？这个岁数说话，啊？ |
| [02:19.011] | 这么狂？你怎么知道的？ |
| [02:22.119] | 马：啊？ |
| [02:23.138] | 刘：这主知道，怎么样，我？啊？ |
| [02:27.422] | 告诉你！非唱一段儿好的 |
| [02:30.217] | 郭：这位！咱哪，别拦他的高兴 |
| [02:33.848] | 刘：哎嘿，完啦，完啦！ |
| [02:35.102] | 郭：让他呀，唱一段儿 |
| [02:36.304] | 刘：哎，唱一段儿 |
| [02:37.375] | 郭：可是咱们说明白啦，唱你可是唱 |
| [02:40.431] | 刘：啊？ |
| [02:41.032] | 郭：要是我们会，你可别唱 |
| [02:43.566] | 马：哎，别唱我们会的 |
| [02:45.812] | 刘：干吗你们会呀？ |
| [02:47.693] | 说这话，嘿、嘿！得罪你们二位啦！ |
| [02:51.585] | 郭：您？ |
| [02:52.238] | 刘：甭说我唱这段你们会！ |
| [02:54.981] | 郭：哦 |
| [02:55.739] | 刘：你们连听都没听过 |
| [02:58.325] | 马：啊？嘿嘿？这样好不好？ |
| [03:01.224] | 刘：得罪啦，得罪啦！ |
| [03:02.400] | 马：咱们就听他唱，啊？ |
| [03:04.568] | 郭：嗯 |
| [03:05.169] | 马：可是我们要会，怎么办？啊？ |
| [03:10.498] | 刘：你们会呀？ |
| [03:11.203] | 马：啊！ |
| [03:13.110] | 刘：行啦！你甭管啦！ |
| [03:14.782] | 啊，我唱的这段只要你们会，啊？ |
| [03:18.230] | 郭：怎么样？ |
| [03:19.432] | 刘：我就算白唱 |
| [03:21.313] | 郭：你可不白唱嘛 |
| [03:23.167] | 谁还给你两块呢？是怎么着？ |
| [03:25.884] | 刘：不是这么白唱啦 |
| [03:27.216] | 郭：那怎么白唱啦？ |
| [03:28.000] | 刘：我这段就不唱啦！ |
| [03:29.985] | 我再唱另外一段儿，唱你们不会的 |
| [03:33.407] | 顶我又唱这段儿，你们又会 |
| [03:35.967] | 把这段搁下，我再唱另外一段 |
| [03:38.423] | 你们再会我再唱，再会我再唱 |
| [03:40.617] | 唱一百段儿我也不嫌烦 |
| [03:43.673] | 多咱唱来唱去，你们俩人不会啦 |
| [03:47.043] | 我这算一段儿 |
| [03:50.152] | 马：哦？ |
| [03:50.465] | 刘：怎么样？ |
| [03:51.249] | 郭：哎呀！ |
| [03:51.876] | 刘：哎嘿 |
| [03:52.895] | 郭：不客气！可以啦 |
| [03:54.619] | 马：你甭听他说，他会几段儿啊？ |
| [03:57.100] | 过不去五段儿啊 |
| [03:58.302] | 郭：你让他唱 |
| [03:59.321] | 马：行！让他唱！ |
| [04:00.209] | 郭：您唱 |
| [04:00.914] | 刘：甭废话！甭废话！ |
| [04:02.090] | 马：我们要会不算啊！ |
| [04:02.978] | 刘：会，当然不算 |
| [04:03.918] | ……哎！等会儿，等会儿！ |
| [04:04.702] | 郭：怎么意思？ |
| [04:05.355] | 刘：会不算不行！ |
| [04:06.792] | 回头我这一段儿“当当当当”好几百句 |
| [04:10.031] | 大家鼓掌欢迎！ |
| [04:11.729] | 临完了事儿，你们一个字儿——“会”！ |
| [04:13.845] | 就给我否啦？那不行 |
| [04:16.980] | 郭：怎么着？ |
| [04:17.606] | 刘：你说会不行，你得真会我这段儿 |
| [04:23.771] | 有什么表示啊？ |
| [04:24.816] | 马：当然会啦！这样得啦？ |
| [04:26.227] | 我们要会的，我们马上接上下句儿来，怎么样？ |
| [04:30.250] | 刘：那我就心服口服 |
| [04:31.869] | 我唱这个你们要会，你们能唱几句儿 |
| [04:35.500] | 就表示你们会 |
| [04:37.120] | 马：行行 |
| [04:37.930] | 刘：我就另外再唱一段儿 |
| [04:39.654] | 马：行啦！你唱吧！ |
| [04:40.699] | 让他唱，让他唱 |
| [04:41.378] | 刘：是这话？行啦！ |
| [04:42.736] | 嘿，今天我还真得卖卖力气 |
| [04:48.117] | 因为什么呀？这个……老没演出啦 |
| [04:51.017] | 所以呀，我今天来这个“太平歌词”啊 |
| [04:58.201] | （打板） |
| [05:03.504] | 郭：你这儿烙烧饼哪？ |
| [05:04.914] | 马：什么呀？这个？ |
| [05:08.023] | 刘：我烙烧饼干吗？ |
| [05:09.956] | 郭：让你唱，你这儿 |
| [05:12.255] | 干吗哪，你这是？ |
| [05:13.561] | 刘：他得先叫板哪！ |
| [05:17.453] | 郭：这还叫板呢？ |
| [05:19.020] | 刘：哎，叫起板来这好唱啊，你怎么啦？ |
| [05:21.920] | 没错儿，听着啊 |
| [05:24.166] | 马：甭管啦！你让他唱 |
| [05:28.294] | 郭：好了，就这段儿吧！ |
| [05:34.302] | （唱）“那汉高祖，有道是坐江山 |
| [05:40.206] | 有君正臣良是万民安！” |
| [05:45.770] | 合：“他有一位，三请贤王名叫韩信哪 |
| [05:51.203] | 他灭罢了……” |
| [05:52.797] | 马：哎？哎？ |
| [05:53.789] | 刘、郭：“楚国把社稷来安 |
| [05:56.297] | 这一天，……” |
| [06:02.514] | 刘：怎么意思啊？ |
| [06:05.988] | 郭、马：嘿嘿！会！哈哈！ |
| [06:16.020] | 马：再唱吧！唱吧，这段儿我们会 |
| [06:18.266] | 郭：这叫《韩信算卦》 |
| [06:20.852] | 马：哎！这段儿打有狗那年就有这个，嘿嘿！ |
| [06:28.349] | 刘：我说你这孩子，说话怎么这么不客气？ |
| [06:30.726] | 马：会呀！ |
| [06:31.536] | 郭：会，会呀 |
| [06:32.503] | 刘：你说你会，不完啦吗？ |
| [06:34.958] | 还“有狗那年就有这段儿” |
| [06:37.571] | 我知道什么年头有的狗啊？像话吗？ |
| [06:40.575] | 马：慢慢查去吧！ |
| [06:43.108] | 你让他唱新的！咱们会对不对？ |
| [06:46.583] | 刘：我知道你们俩会 |
| [06:47.967] | 废话！《韩信算卦》谁不会呀？ |
| [06:51.572] | 头一段儿就得唱你们会的！知道吗？ |
| [06:55.569] | 明知道你们会这段儿，我就得唱这段儿！ |
| [06:58.103] | 郭：我们会，你干吗还唱啊？ |
| [07:00.689] | 刘：多新鲜哪？ |
| [07:01.577] | 头一段儿我就唱那生词儿，让你们不会？ |
| [07:04.111] | 当着这么些位，让你们窝到这台上？ |
| [07:08.917] | 让大家一看，显着我对于你没有做大人之材似的！ |
| [07:13.802] | 郭：拿咱们当小孩子啦！ |
| [07:16.049] | 马：没我什么事儿，这里头 |
| [07:17.695] | 刘：这你就不会啦！ |
| [07:19.941] | 郭：那您再唱！ |
| [07:20.882] | 刘：听这个 |
| [07:21.482] | 马：唱吧 |
| [07:25.113] | 刘：哎！这行啦 |
| [07:28.483] | （唱）“那杭州的美景盖世无双 |
| [07:33.499] | 西湖岸，奇花……” |
| [07:35.144] | 合：奇花异草四季清香 |
| [07:38.566] | 那春游苏堤是桃红柳绿呀 |
| [07:43.347] | 那夏赏荷花是满池香” |
| [07:47.422] | 刘：怎么意思，这是？ |
| [07:49.015] | 郭、马：哈哈！会！ |
| [07:54.371] | 刘：哎呀，这可叫斗气儿啊？这个！啊？ |
| [07:57.819] | 郭、马：唱吧！再往下唱！再唱一个 |
| [08:00.457] | 刘：这也会呀？ |
| [08:01.633] | 郭、马：会呀！ |
| [08:03.304] | 刘：啊，俩人的能耐见长啊 |
| [08:05.577] | 郭：会，会 |
| [08:07.876] | 刘：这也会啦？这可不怨我啦！ |
| [08:13.179] | 嘿嘿！要得罪你们二位啦！ |
| [08:17.463] | 郭：何出此言呢？ |
| [08:18.220] | 刘：听这段吧！ |
| [08:19.474] | 今儿……我今儿真没准备唱这段儿 |
| [08:22.243] | 这没法子 |
| [08:23.889] | 郭：好的，来来 |
| [08:25.665] | 刘：干脆！把这箱底儿抖搂出来吧 |
| [08:29.531] | 马：咱们听听！ |
| [08:31.778] | 刘：轻易我还不唱这段儿，听着啊？ |
| [08:37.969] | （唱）说有一个大姐儿，黑不溜秋！ |
| [08:41.809] | 合：身量儿不高过了鼓楼！ |
| [08:45.100] | 别瞧大姐身高九丈九 |
| [08:48.078] | 她一双花鞋做了九秋，……” |
| [08:53.146] | 郭、马：会……！ |
| [08:56.150] | 会呀！这段儿会呀！ |
| [09:02.837] | 郭：会呀！ |
| [09:05.188] | 马：会！ |
| [09:09.838] | 刘：哎呀 |
| [09:11.118] | 马：唱啊，唱啊，往下唱！ |
| [09:13.234] | 刘：怎么啦？啊？ |
| [09:15.951] | 郭：会！ |
| [09:16.552] | 刘：怎么啦？踩着啦？ |
| [09:20.078] | 俩人叫唤什么，在这儿？ |
| [09:22.246] | 马：这段儿会呀！ |
| [09:23.082] | 郭：哎！ |
| [09:23.840] | 马：往下唱，接着唱 |
| [09:25.642] | 刘：唱什么呀？唱什么呀！ |
| [09:27.393] | 郭：唱啊！你唱你那“不会的呀”！ |
| [09:30.580] | 刘：我不唱啦！唱什么呀？ |
| [09:33.479] | 郭：不唱啦？ |
| [09:34.132] | 刘：唱什么呀？ |
| [09:34.811] | 马：怎么你又不唱啦？ |
| [09:35.935] | 刘：太可气啦！这不是窝人吗？啊？ |
| [09:41.237] | 郭：怎么叫“窝人”呢？ |
| [09:42.335] | 刘：这不叫“窝人”吗？ |
| [09:43.380] | 唱一个会一个！唱一个会一个，啊？ |
| [09:46.384] | 他这个小毛孩子什么都不懂 |
| [09:49.179] | 你那么大岁数，你也不懂事儿啊？ |
| [09:51.425] | 郭：你怎么找上我这儿来啦！ |
| [09:53.541] | 刘：没关系嘛！ |
| [09:54.612] | 跟我有什么事情，有什么过节？ |
| [09:56.571] | 咱们后台说去！台上有窝我的吗？ |
| [09:59.784] | 郭：哎，这也不算窝你呀？ |
| [10:01.770] | 刘：怎么啦？外行？ |
| [10:03.311] | 不懂这规矩？台上窝人？ |
| [10:06.655] | 马：火啦，火啦！ |
| [10:09.006] | 刘：这为什么许的呢？这个！ |
| [10:10.181] | 马：没告诉你，过不去五段儿嘛 |
| [10:12.245] | 三段儿，火啦！ |
| [10:14.152] | 刘：可气！ |
| [10:14.674] | 马：完了吧？ |
| [10:15.458] | 刘：就算我唱一个，你们假装说不会 |
| [10:19.220] | 这也不要紧哪？ |
| [10:21.205] | 马：像话吗？那个！ |
| [10:23.739] | 郭：刘先生，咱们揭过去啦！ |
| [10:25.724] | 您不是不唱了吗？ |
| [10:27.161] | 刘：不唱啦！ |
| [10:27.918] | 马：不唱咱们说 |
| [10:29.094] | 刘：对不对？唱什么？ |
| [10:30.086] | 我就会这三段儿，我唱什么呀？ |
| [10:31.628] | 郭：噢，就会这三段儿啊！ |
| [10:33.221] | 刘：对啦！不唱啦！ |
| [10:34.240] | 马：那咱们仨人儿说 |
| [10:35.598] | 郭：说吧，说嘛！ |
| [10:36.199] | 马：咱们这回…… |
| [10:36.904] | 刘：谁仨人儿说呀？ |
| [10:38.315] | 马：嗯？ |
| [10:38.837] | 刘：说什么呀？ |
| [10:39.438] | 马：咱们仨人儿 |
| [10:40.196] | 刘：你们俩人儿说吧，我也别露这个脸！ |
| [10:43.200] | 郭：你怎么着？ |
| [10:44.558] | 马：嗯？ |
| [10:45.081] | 刘：没我！你们俩人说 |
| [10:47.797] | 郭：那你？ |
| [10:50.279] | 刘：各位！让您见笑 |
| [10:53.753] | 我们起了内讧啦！ |
| [10:58.325] | 完啦，舞台生话没我啦！ |
| [11:04.228] | 哎嘿，卖冰棍儿去！ |
| [11:08.121] | 走走 |
| [11:09.845] | 马：哎？回来，回来！ |
| [11:16.898] | 怎么意思？ |
| [11:19.432] | 刘：什么“怎么意思”？ |
| [11:21.234] | 马：怎么回事儿？ |
| [11:22.253] | 刘：改行啦！哼哼！不干这个啦！ |
| [11:25.492] | 马：不干啦？ |
| [11:26.276] | 刘：哎，不干这个啦 |
| [11:27.399] | 马：从此不说相声啦？ |
| [11:28.862] | 刘：哎，干吗从此呀？ |
| [11:30.821] | 就打现在，就不说这个啦！ |
| [11:33.512] | 马：不说这个？ |
| [11:34.348] | 刘：我看行不行？照样行 |
| [11:36.124] | 马：你往那边走怎么意思？ |
| [11:38.005] | 刘：走啦！回家，走啦嘿嘿！ |
| [11:40.251] | 马：还来不来啦？ |
| [11:41.113] | 刘：废话！走还来什么呀？当然不来啦！ |
| [11:43.491] | 马：不来啦？ |
| [11:44.509] | 刘：不来啦 |
| [11:45.188] | 马：从这儿不来啦？ |
| [11:45.972] | 刘：啊，怎么啦？ |
| [11:47.095] | 马：真的不来啦？ |
| [11:47.853] | 刘：不来啦！就是不来啦 |
| [11:49.655] | 马：脱下来！脱！ |
| [11:53.156] | 刘：伙计，伙计！ |
| [11:56.055] | 马：你把马褂给我 |
| [11:56.656] | 郭：等会儿！ |
| [11:57.597] | 怎么个意思？他走，你让他走！ |
| [12:00.131] | 你脱他马褂干什么呀？ |
| [12:01.646] | 马：他那马褂是我的！ |
| [12:03.657] | 给我脱下来，脱下来！ |
| [12:08.960] | 郭：他穿的马褂嘛，是你的？ |
| [12:11.337] | 马：我的呀！ |
| [12:12.251] | 你问问他去你问他去！ |
| [12:17.842] | 郭：这是哪儿的事儿啊？ |
| [12:26.279] | 坏啦！要半身不遂！这怎么意思？ |
| [12:40.202] | 刘：“怎么意思”干吗呀？ |
| [12:41.195] | 马褂儿怎么意思啊？ |
| [12:42.632] | 郭：马褂儿 |
| [12:43.206] | 刘：啊 |
| [12:43.807] | 郭：这马褂儿是谁的呀？ |
| [12:47.229] | 马：给我脱下来，给我脱下来！ |
| [12:49.241] | 刘：你怎么也问这马褂啊 |
| [12:51.409] | 郭：我问问哪 |
| [12:58.175] | 你嘀咕什么呀？说得啦！ |
| [13:02.694] | 刘：这……马褂是他的！是他的 |
| [13:06.638] | 郭：噢，这马褂儿嘛，是他的 |
| [13:09.773] | 刘：哎，您哪 |
| [13:11.419] | 郭：行啊，脱下来吧？ |
| [13:13.091] | 刘：哎？怎么意思？干吗呀？ |
| [13:17.192] | 这么大岁数帮凶啊？ |
| [13:18.681] | 郭：什么叫帮凶啊？ |
| [13:19.908] | 马褂既然是人家的，你为什么不给人家呀？ |
| [13:23.540] | 刘：你管得着吗？ |
| [13:26.335] | 郭：我怎么管不着啊？ |
| [13:27.040] | 刘：你管得着吗？ |
| [13:27.745] | 郭：这叫“道路不平，旁人铲”！ |
| [13:29.443] | 刘：什么“道路不平”啊？哪儿道路不平啊？ |
| [13:32.343] | 郭：人家的衣裳你穿着，这叫不行 |
| [13:34.694] | 刘：怎么不行？怎么不行啊？ |
| [13:36.836] | 郭：你就得给人家 |
| [13:37.724] | 刘：我呀，别看马褂是他的，不给！ |
| [13:42.713] | 就是不给，怎么样啦？ |
| [13:44.437] | 马：你凭什么不给呀？ |
| [13:46.188] | 刘：干吗强词夺理呀？ |
| [13:47.677] | 马褂？不错！不错！是他的 |
| [13:49.610] | 你问明白了吗？我凭什么给他呀？ |
| [13:53.450] | 我不是打他手里借的，我给他干吗呀？ |
| [13:55.513] | 马：你跟谁手里借的，也是我的呀！ |
| [13:57.577] | 郭：哎，这话说的对 |
| [13:59.771] | 你跟谁手里借的，也是他的东西 |
| [14:03.664] | 刘：你也不明白，你也跟着搅和 |
| [14:06.798] | 我……不错，马褂是他的！不白穿 |
| [14:11.866] | 马：噢，你给我拿过利钱是怎么的？ |
| [14:14.086] | 你给我拿过利钱吗？ |
| [14:15.157] | 刘：废话？拿利钱干吗？ |
| [14:17.456] | 郭：你就甭说啦！ |
| [14:19.494] | 刘：拿利钱干吗？ |
| [14:20.904] | 郭：没白穿哪 |
| [14:21.584] | 刘：我当然没白穿啦！ |
| [14:22.733] | 我……我穿这马褂，不客气说，与他有好处 |
| [14:26.704] | 郭：啊？ |
| [14:28.062] | 刘：与他有好处 |
| [14:29.185] | 郭：人家的衣裳嘛，你穿着！与他有好处？ |
| [14:32.346] | 刘：哎 |
| [14:32.895] | 郭：你这越穿越坏、越穿越脏，会与他有好处？ |
| [14:36.447] | 刘：哎，当然有好处！ |
| [14:37.675] | 他不是……你别瞧他的马褂，我穿 |
| [14:42.037] | 就……就是与他有好处 |
| [14:44.885] | 郭：有什么好处？ |
| [14:46.034] | 刘：反正现在先不热 |
| [14:49.091] | 郭：就这好处啊？ |
| [14:51.102] | 刘：我不白穿？知道吧？ |
| [14:54.446] | 郭：怎么不白穿？ |
| [14:57.894] | 刘：根本这马褂就不是从他手里借的 |
| [15:00.088] | 郭：那么你从谁手里借的？ |
| [15:01.838] | 刘：打他妈手里借的 |
| [15:03.197] | 郭：那不也是人家的东西嘛！ |
| [15:04.163] | 刘：你听着呀！ |
| [15:05.208] | 那天我去啦，因为有一个老朋友的生日 |
| [15:09.388] | 我去给拜寿，得穿马褂，我就上他们家去啦 |
| [15:12.993] | 我找他妈，我说 |
| [15:14.246] | “大娘，您把大爷那马褂借我穿穿！” |
| [15:17.146] | 他妈不错，赶紧出来了 |
| [15:19.210] | “噢，借马褂啊，好！我给你拿去” |
| [15:21.091] | 老太太把马褂给我了 |
| [15:22.606] | 我刚要走，他妈就跟我说 |
| [15:25.375] | 郭：说什么？ |
| [15:26.498] | 刘：“你这些天见着马季了吗？” |
| [15:29.084] | 我说：“我们常在一块儿” |
| [15:30.207] | 他妈就托付我 |
| [15:32.480] | “跟你说，宝瑞，马季这孩子啊，他呀 |
| [15:36.320] | 他这个说话呀，老是那么云山雾罩，着三不着俩 |
| [15:44.078] | 净吹大气，说大话，逮什么说什么 |
| [15:47.814] | 越到朋友一块儿啊，说起来呀，老是他知道的多！ |
| [15:51.758] | 说来说去，说来说去，结果呢？就让人问住啦！ |
| [15:55.546] | 让人问得闭口无言，结果就哭着家来了 |
| [16:00.248] | 到家里就找我们的麻烦 |
| [16:02.129] | 你呢，岁数比他大，知道的事情也多 |
| [16:06.047] | 你们经常在一块儿走，如果再遇到这个场合 |
| [16:10.593] | 他要说话云山雾罩，让人家问住的时候 |
| [16:14.720] | 你能说，你从旁啊，往圆满了给说一说 |
| [16:19.500] | 别让人家问住 |
| [16:22.844] | 得啦！这我就算知你的情啦！ |
| [16:24.986] | 省得他一让人问住啊，到家里就找我们的茬儿 |
| [16:28.356] | 你懂这意思吗？往圆满了说 |
| [16:31.282] | 他说话让人问住了，我能往圆满了说 |
| [16:34.129] | 我穿这马褂，有好处没有？ |
| [16:37.133] | 郭：啊，哈哈 |
| [16:37.969] | 刘：我是白穿吗？ |
| [16:38.726] | 郭：行行！是这么回事儿啊？ |
| [16:40.503] | 刘：怎么回事儿啊！ |
| [16:41.861] | 郭：你也别起急，是不是啊？ |
| [16:43.637] | 我再跟他说一说嘿嘿！ |
| [16:47.974] | 马：怎么着？ |
| [16:48.810] | 郭：他穿这马褂是与你有好处 |
| [16:53.407] | 马：与我有什么好处啊？ |
| [16:54.531] | 郭：你这人说话爱云山雾罩 |
| [16:56.542] | 马：谁云山雾罩？你听他的干吗？ |
| [17:01.557] | 刘：我是白穿吗？ |
| [17:04.771] | 马：你甭提那个，你还走不走啦？ |
| [17:09.368] | 刘：我……不走，可以嘛 |
| [17:12.242] | 马：不走，你站那儿听着 |
| [17:14.148] | 我们俩说完了，咱一块儿走 |
| [17:16.264] | 刘：你们俩人说？ |
| [17:16.970] | 马：哎，你要先走，你给我脱啦 |
| [17:18.224] | 刘：哎，行行！ |
| [17:23.971] | 马：站那儿别走啊！ |
| [17:25.930] | 这路人，其实我不在乎这马褂，你懂吗？ |
| [17:29.404] | 这有什么呀？我家里好几“打”呢！ |
| [17:33.688] | 郭：说话就来劲儿 |
| [17:34.994] | 马：本来嘛，没关系！ |
| [17:36.797] | 马褂我给他都没关系，这说话太可气啦！ |
| [17:40.584] | 谁“云山雾罩”？ |
| [17:42.544] | 郭：他说你说话“云山雾罩”嘛 |
| [17:43.824] | 马：我这么大学问我“云山雾罩”？啊？ |
| [17:47.611] | 郭：你哪么大的学问呢？ |
| [17:48.735] | 马：不客气地说，上知天文，下知地理呀！ |
| [17:52.261] | 郭：好嘛，越说越来劲儿啦！ |
| [17:54.325] | 马：什么都懂，啊！知道吗？ |
| [17:56.571] | 我云山雾罩？我让人给问住？ |
| [17:59.602] | 郭：那么，你有那时候没有？ |
| [18:01.195] | 马：什么呀？ |
| [18:02.292] | 郭：让人给问住？ |
| [18:03.233] | 马：什么问住？你懂什么呀？ |
| [18:06.341] | 他……因为我这人学问大呀，知道吗？学问大！ |
| [18:11.592] | 我说的话一般人都不懂 |
| [18:14.387] | 不懂，他跟你抬杠啊，抬杠…… |
| [18:18.018] | 抬杠我就不爱理他们，懂吗？ |
| [18:20.656] | 不爱理他们，甩手我走啦！ |
| [18:22.589] | 我走啦，这叫问着啦？ |
| [18:26.717] | 我不爱理他们啦，懂吗？ |
| [18:29.616] | 咱这学问让人问住，哼！真是 |
| [18:33.064] | 什么我不知道？ |
| [18:35.389] | 郭：哦，全知道 |
| [18:36.225] | 马：前儿咱俩一块儿出去了吧？ |
| [18:37.636] | 郭：是啊 |
| [18:38.393] | 马：我告诉你说 |
| [18:39.673] | 你别看今儿天好，晚上得下雨，下雨了没有？ |
| [18:44.245] | 你说！啊？下雨了没下吧？ |
| [18:48.660] | 郭：就掉几个点儿啊 |
| [18:49.783] | 马：你甭管掉几个点儿，他不还下雨啦？ |
| [18:52.500] | 郭：下啦 |
| [18:53.492] | 马：对不对？晓天文嘛，哼哼！ |
| [18:56.026] | 郭：哦？这就晓天文？ |
| [18:56.966] | 马：哎，昨个，我告诉你： |
| [18:59.788] | 晚上刮风，刮风了没有？ |
| [19:01.512] | 郭：昨晚刮风来着 |
| [19:02.295] | 马：刮风了吧？ |
| [19:03.105] | 郭：风啊，倒是不大 |
| [19:04.046] | 马：不大？ |
| [19:05.117] | 郭：啊，不大 |
| [19:05.874] | 马：还不大呢？ |
| [19:06.684] | 郭：可不是吗？ |
| [19:07.337] | 马：你问问人家，还不大呢？二十四级 |
| [19:10.628] | 郭：啊？ |
| [19:12.300] | 马：那风大的 |
| [19:13.528] | 郭：二十四级？有那么大的风吗？ |
| [19:15.357] | 马：啊，风太大啦，呜～～呜～～，夜里刮起来啦 |
| [19:21.260] | 哎，我们院有一眼井你知道不知道？ |
| [19:23.742] | 郭：知道啊 |
| [19:24.395] | 马：知道啊？你就知道这风多大了 |
| [19:27.295] | 郭：怎么啦？ |
| [19:28.470] | 马：愣把那井刮墙外头去了！ |
| [19:31.918] | 那风简直太大了，呜～～ |
| [19:37.091] | 刮得那井呀，咣当，咣当…… |
| [19:42.681] | 怎么啦？ |
| [19:43.229] | 郭：您这儿说了半天我没听明白，什么刮墙外头去了？ |
| [19:46.129] | 马：我们院那眼井呀，刮墙外头去了！ |
| [19:48.349] | 郭：哦，就是那个井呀？ |
| [19:50.256] | 马：嗳！ |
| [19:50.935] | 郭：哦，就是地里的那个井呀？ |
| [19:52.477] | 马：就是呀！ |
| [19:53.208] | 郭：哦，刮到墙外头去了？ |
| [19:54.723] | 马：哎哟，刮得…… |
| [19:55.455] | 我听着都害怕啦，咣当，咣当，咣当…… |
| [19:59.817] | 郭：别“咣当”了 |
| [20:02.691] | 哪儿的事呀？多大的风，这井也不能刮出墙去呀？ |
| [20:06.818] | 马：它真刮出去了嘛！ |
| [20:07.967] | 郭：哪儿有这个事呀？ |
| [20:09.482] | 马：这我能说瞎话吗？ |
| [20:11.154] | 郭：你这就是瞎话嘛！ |
| [20:12.382] | 马：你不信你问他去！ |
| [20:14.263] | 你问他去！ |
| [20:16.640] | 郭：他知道啊？ |
| [20:17.345] | 马：他上我们家参观去了 |
| [20:18.599] | 郭：还参观去了？ |
| [20:20.428] | 马：嗳，他准知道！ |
| [20:22.178] | 郭：这要那么样我也得参观参观去 |
| [20:25.025] | 马：你问他去吧！ |
| [20:27.716] | 郭：跟您打听点儿事 |
| [20:31.268] | 刘：您别客气，别客气什么事？ |
| [20:33.750] | 郭：哎，这个，前天晚不晌儿刮风啊 |
| [20:36.833] | 刘：啊啊 |
| [20:37.486] | 郭：这个井会刮到墙外边儿去了 |
| [20:40.855] | 刘：……没睡醒哪？ |
| [20:53.812] | 郭：我这儿没睡觉啊 |
| [20:55.353] | 刘：什么？井…… |
| [20:56.424] | 马：给我脱下来！ |
| [20:59.011] | 刘：哎，哎，不是现在不脱吗？ |
| [21:00.186] | 马：什么现在不脱？马上脱下来！ |
| [21:01.753] | 刘：怎么回事呀？你这…… |
| [21:03.321] | 马：我们院那眼井刮墙外头去了，你不知道吗？ |
| [21:08.049] | 啊？你知道不知道？ |
| [21:12.176] | 刘：哦，哦，您说这个井让风刮墙外头是…… |
| [21:18.916] | 是他说的呀？ |
| [21:20.405] | 郭：啊！没有这个事呀！ |
| [21:22.625] | 刘：有！ |
| [21:23.902] | 马：怎么样？ |
| [21:25.005] | 刘：有！ |
| [00:00.535] | guo: ai, zhe hui nin ting ba, re nao la! |
| [00:02.416] | ma: lai lou! |
| [00:03.409] | guo: zhe hui ya, zan men san ge ren lai shuo |
| [00:05.055] | ma: zan men zhe hui sa ren shuo yi duan er shen me ne? |
| [00:07.275] | guo: ai, jian na re nao de shuo ya! |
| [00:08.868] | ma: ai, dui |
| [00:09.574] | guo: na duan re nao zan men shuo na duan |
| [00:11.664] | ma: a, dui la! |
| [00:12.526] | liu: gan ma? ni men da suan gan ma ya? |
| [00:14.197] | ma: zan men sa ren shuo yi duan |
| [00:15.660] | liu: sa ren er a? |
| [00:16.914] | guo: ai |
| [00:17.437] | ma: zan men sa ren shuo zhe re nao |
| [00:18.482] | liu: bie jie la! bie shuo la |
| [00:19.553] | guo: a? zen me la? |
| [00:20.571] | liu: sa ren er? mei yi si hei hei! |
| [00:22.818] | guo: ai? sa ren er na cai you yi si ne |
| [00:24.411] | liu: ai! bu hao bu hao! gan cui zhe me ban |
| [00:25.639] | guo: a? |
| [00:26.318] | liu: ni men er wei ya! |
| [00:27.755] | guo: zen me zhao? |
| [00:28.382] | liu: zhao ge di fang xiu xi yi xia, kan wo zi ji de |
| [00:32.771] | ai hei! wo lai duan er ba! |
| [00:34.599] | ni men zhao ge di fang xiu xi qu |
| [00:36.088] | guo: a? |
| [00:36.611] | ma: ta mei xin xian de, ta you shen me ya? |
| [00:38.439] | guo: zhe sa ren shang lai ma, ting ni yi ge ren er de? |
| [00:41.286] | liu: ai, wo lai yi duan er |
| [00:42.122] | guo: na ni yao shuo dan kou a? |
| [00:43.455] | liu: ai |
| [00:45.126] | ma: dan kou xiang sheng? bu jiu na ji duan le ma? |
| [00:48.209] | guo: ba wo men lia ren er ge zhe er, ni yi ge ren er shuo |
| [00:51.317] | liu: shui shuo dan kou a? wo jiu hui shuo dan kou a? |
| [00:55.053] | guo: ni yi ge ren er lai? ke bu shi dan kou ma? |
| [00:56.829] | liu: ni dang wo jiu hui shuo ya? |
| [00:58.658] | guo: na ni hai hui shen me ya? |
| [00:59.938] | liu: jin er ge ya, lou yi shou ba? hei! |
| [01:04.196] | ma: ni yao gan ma? zhe gen tou? a? |
| [01:07.252] | liu: chang yi duan er ba! |
| [01:08.349] | ma: chang a? |
| [01:09.185] | liu: ai, hei! |
| [01:10.073] | ma: hao jia huo jiu nin zhe sang zi hai chang na? |
| [01:12.503] | liu: lai duan er tai ping ge ci nin ting ting |
| [01:15.011] | ai, zhe ge jie mu ping shi bu lu |
| [01:17.100] | ai hei! jin er zan lai zhe duan er |
| [01:19.895] | ai? ni kan zen me yang? |
| [01:21.071] | ma: bie gu zhang la! |
| [01:22.194] | liu: ai! ren jia you zhi dao wo chang de hao ting de |
| [01:24.676] | ma: wo jiu zhi dao ni chang de zen me yang! |
| [01:26.740] | que wu yin, shao liu lv |
| [01:29.273] | zhe sang zi a, ni hai chang na? a? |
| [01:32.277] | liu: ke bie lan wo gao xing! dui bu dui? |
| [01:34.707] | qian wan bie lan gao xing! ai! wo chang wan la, wo |
| [01:38.547] | wo zhe sang zi jiu suan tong kuai la! a! |
| [01:40.558] | guo: ni chang wan le, ni sang zi tong kuai la? |
| [01:44.503] | liu: ai |
| [01:45.104] | guo: ni bu guan ren er duo shou de liao shou bu liao a? |
| [01:48.970] | zhe bu shuo le ma, ni zhe ge ren que wu yin, shao liu lv |
| [01:52.888] | ma: ta chang bu liao |
| [01:53.776] | liu: ni beng guan la, ni beng guan la! |
| [01:55.474] | ta ci er hao jiu wan le ma |
| [01:57.355] | ma: ni you shen me hao ci er? |
| [01:59.262] | zui duo, ta guo bu qu wu duan er |
| [02:02.606] | jiu hui zhe me ji duan er, dou lao diao le ya de la! |
| [02:06.106] | mei jin na ting ta chang? |
| [02:08.222] | liu: wo? wo jiu wo! |
| [02:09.580] | ma: wo zhi dao ni ya! |
| [02:11.592] | liu: wo jiu na lao ci er? |
| [02:12.323] | ma: zen me ne? |
| [02:13.290] | liu: a? zhe ge sui shu shuo hua, a? |
| [02:19.011] | zhe me kuang? ni zen me zhi dao de? |
| [02:22.119] | ma: a? |
| [02:23.138] | liu: zhe zhu zhi dao, zen me yang, wo? a? |
| [02:27.422] | gao su ni! fei chang yi duan er hao de |
| [02:30.217] | guo: zhe wei! zan na, bie lan ta de gao xing |
| [02:33.848] | liu: ai hei, wan la, wan la! |
| [02:35.102] | guo: rang ta ya, chang yi duan er |
| [02:36.304] | liu: ai, chang yi duan er |
| [02:37.375] | guo: ke shi zan men shuo ming bai la, chang ni ke shi chang |
| [02:40.431] | liu: a? |
| [02:41.032] | guo: yao shi wo men hui, ni ke bie chang |
| [02:43.566] | ma: ai, bie chang wo men hui de |
| [02:45.812] | liu: gan ma ni men hui ya? |
| [02:47.693] | shuo zhe hua, hei hei! de zui ni men er wei la! |
| [02:51.585] | guo: nin? |
| [02:52.238] | liu: beng shuo wo chang zhe duan ni men hui! |
| [02:54.981] | guo: o |
| [02:55.739] | liu: ni men lian ting dou mei ting guo |
| [02:58.325] | ma: a? hei hei? zhe yang hao bu hao? |
| [03:01.224] | liu: de zui la, de zui la! |
| [03:02.400] | ma: zan men jiu ting ta chang, a? |
| [03:04.568] | guo: |
| [03:05.169] | ma: ke shi wo men yao hui, zen me ban? a? |
| [03:10.498] | liu: ni men hui ya? |
| [03:11.203] | ma: a! |
| [03:13.110] | liu: xing la! ni beng guan la! |
| [03:14.782] | a, wo chang de zhe duan zhi yao ni men hui, a? |
| [03:18.230] | guo: zen me yang? |
| [03:19.432] | liu: wo jiu suan bai chang |
| [03:21.313] | guo: ni ke bu bai chang ma |
| [03:23.167] | shui huan gei ni liang kuai ne? shi zen me zhao? |
| [03:25.884] | liu: bu shi zhe me bai chang la |
| [03:27.216] | guo: na zen me bai chang la? |
| [03:28.000] | liu: wo zhe duan jiu bu chang la! |
| [03:29.985] | wo zai chang ling wai yi duan er, chang ni men bu hui de |
| [03:33.407] | ding wo you chang zhe duan er, ni men you hui |
| [03:35.967] | ba zhe duan ge xia, wo zai chang ling wai yi duan |
| [03:38.423] | ni men zai hui wo zai chang, zai hui wo zai chang |
| [03:40.617] | chang yi bai duan er wo ye bu xian fan |
| [03:43.673] | duo za chang lai chang qu, ni men lia ren bu hui la |
| [03:47.043] | wo zhe suan yi duan er |
| [03:50.152] | ma: o? |
| [03:50.465] | liu: zen me yang? |
| [03:51.249] | guo: ai ya! |
| [03:51.876] | liu: ai hei |
| [03:52.895] | guo: bu ke qi! ke yi la |
| [03:54.619] | ma: ni beng ting ta shuo, ta hui ji duan er a? |
| [03:57.100] | guo bu qu wu duan er a |
| [03:58.302] | guo: ni rang ta chang |
| [03:59.321] | ma: xing! rang ta chang! |
| [04:00.209] | guo: nin chang |
| [04:00.914] | liu: beng fei hua! beng fei hua! |
| [04:02.090] | ma: wo men yao hui bu suan a! |
| [04:02.978] | liu: hui, dang ran bu suan |
| [04:03.918] | ai! deng hui er, deng hui er! |
| [04:04.702] | guo: zen me yi si? |
| [04:05.355] | liu: hui bu suan bu xing! |
| [04:06.792] | hui tou wo zhe yi duan er" dang dang dang dang" hao ji bai ju |
| [04:10.031] | da jia gu zhang huan ying! |
| [04:11.729] | lin wan liao shi er, ni men yi ge zi er" hui"! |
| [04:13.845] | jiu gei wo fou la? na bu xing |
| [04:16.980] | guo: zen me zhao? |
| [04:17.606] | liu: ni shuo hui bu xing, ni de zhen hui wo zhe duan er |
| [04:23.771] | you shen me biao shi a? |
| [04:24.816] | ma: dang ran hui la! zhe yang de la? |
| [04:26.227] | wo men yao hui de, wo men ma shang jie shang xia ju er lai, zen me yang? |
| [04:30.250] | liu: na wo jiu xin fu kou fu |
| [04:31.869] | wo chang zhe ge ni men yao hui, ni men neng chang ji ju er |
| [04:35.500] | jiu biao shi ni men hui |
| [04:37.120] | ma: xing xing |
| [04:37.930] | liu: wo jiu ling wai zai chang yi duan er |
| [04:39.654] | ma: xing la! ni chang ba! |
| [04:40.699] | rang ta chang, rang ta chang |
| [04:41.378] | liu: shi zhe hua? xing la! |
| [04:42.736] | hei, jin tian wo hai zhen de mai mai li qi |
| [04:48.117] | yin wei shi me ya? zhe ge lao mei yan chu la |
| [04:51.017] | suo yi ya, wo jin tian lai zhe ge" tai ping ge ci" a |
| [04:58.201] | da ban |
| [05:03.504] | guo: ni zhe er lao shao bing na? |
| [05:04.914] | ma: shen me ya? zhe ge? |
| [05:08.023] | liu: wo lao shao bing gan ma? |
| [05:09.956] | guo: rang ni chang, ni zhe er |
| [05:12.255] | gan ma na, ni zhe shi? |
| [05:13.561] | liu: ta de xian jiao ban na! |
| [05:17.453] | guo: zhe hai jiao ban ne? |
| [05:19.020] | liu: ai, jiao qi ban lai zhe hao chang a, ni zen me la? |
| [05:21.920] | mei cuo er, ting zhe a |
| [05:24.166] | ma: beng guan la! ni rang ta chang |
| [05:28.294] | guo: hao le, jiu zhe duan er ba! |
| [05:34.302] | chang" na han gao zu, you dao shi zuo jiang shan |
| [05:40.206] | you jun zheng chen liang shi wan min an!" |
| [05:45.770] | he:" ta you yi wei, san qing xian wang ming jiao han xin na |
| [05:51.203] | ta mie ba le" |
| [05:52.797] | ma: ai? ai? |
| [05:53.789] | liu guo:" chu guo ba she ji lai an |
| [05:56.297] | zhe yi tian," |
| [06:02.514] | liu: zen me yi si a? |
| [06:05.988] | guo ma: hei hei! hui! ha ha! |
| [06:16.020] | ma: zai chang ba! chang ba, zhe duan er wo men hui |
| [06:18.266] | guo: zhe jiao han xin suan gua |
| [06:20.852] | ma: ai! zhe duan er da you gou na nian jiu you zhe ge, hei hei! |
| [06:28.349] | liu: wo shuo ni zhe hai zi, shuo hua zen me zhe me bu ke qi? |
| [06:30.726] | ma: hui ya! |
| [06:31.536] | guo: hui, hui ya |
| [06:32.503] | liu: ni shuo ni hui, bu wan la ma? |
| [06:34.958] | hai" you gou na nian jiu you zhe duan er" |
| [06:37.571] | wo zhi dao shen me nian tou you de gou a? xiang hua ma? |
| [06:40.575] | ma: man man cha qu ba! |
| [06:43.108] | ni rang ta chang xin de! zan men hui dui bu dui? |
| [06:46.583] | liu: wo zhi dao ni men lia hui |
| [06:47.967] | fei hua! han xin suan gua shui bu hui ya? |
| [06:51.572] | tou yi duan er jiu de chang ni men hui de! zhi dao ma? |
| [06:55.569] | ming zhi dao ni men hui zhe duan er, wo jiu de chang zhe duan er! |
| [06:58.103] | guo: wo men hui, ni gan ma hai chang a? |
| [07:00.689] | liu: duo xin xian na? |
| [07:01.577] | tou yi duan er wo jiu chang na sheng ci er, rang ni men bu hui? |
| [07:04.111] | dang zhe zhe me xie wei, rang ni men wo dao zhe tai shang? |
| [07:08.917] | rang da jia yi kan, xian zhe wo dui yu ni mei you zuo da ren zhi cai shi de! |
| [07:13.802] | guo: na zan men dang xiao hai zi la! |
| [07:16.049] | ma: mei wo shen me shi er, zhe li tou |
| [07:17.695] | liu: zhe ni jiu bu hui la! |
| [07:19.941] | guo: na nin zai chang! |
| [07:20.882] | liu: ting zhe ge |
| [07:21.482] | ma: chang ba |
| [07:25.113] | liu: ai! zhe xing la |
| [07:28.483] | chang" na hang zhou de mei jing gai shi wu shuang |
| [07:33.499] | xi hu an, qi hua" |
| [07:35.144] | he: qi hua yi cao si ji qing xiang |
| [07:38.566] | na chun you su di shi tao hong liu lv ya |
| [07:43.347] | na xia shang he hua shi man chi xiang" |
| [07:47.422] | liu: zen me yi si, zhe shi? |
| [07:49.015] | guo ma: ha ha! hui! |
| [07:54.371] | liu: ai ya, zhe ke jiao dou qi er a? zhe ge! a? |
| [07:57.819] | guo ma: chang ba! zai wang xia chang! zai chang yi ge |
| [08:00.457] | liu: zhe ye hui ya? |
| [08:01.633] | guo ma: hui ya! |
| [08:03.304] | liu: a, lia ren de neng nai jian zhang a |
| [08:05.577] | guo: hui, hui |
| [08:07.876] | liu: zhe ye hui la? zhe ke bu yuan wo la! |
| [08:13.179] | hei hei! yao de zui ni men er wei la! |
| [08:17.463] | guo: he chu ci yan ne? |
| [08:18.220] | liu: ting zhe duan ba! |
| [08:19.474] | jin er wo jin er zhen mei zhun bei chang zhe duan er |
| [08:22.243] | zhe mei fa zi |
| [08:23.889] | guo: hao de, lai lai |
| [08:25.665] | liu: gan cui! ba zhe xiang di er dou lou chu lai ba |
| [08:29.531] | ma: zan men ting ting! |
| [08:31.778] | liu: qing yi wo hai bu chang zhe duan er, ting zhe a? |
| [08:37.969] | chang shuo you yi ge da jie er, hei bu liu qiu! |
| [08:41.809] | he: shen liang er bu gao guo le gu lou! |
| [08:45.100] | bie qiao da jie shen gao jiu zhang jiu |
| [08:48.078] | ta yi shuang hua xie zuo le jiu qiu," |
| [08:53.146] | guo ma: hui! |
| [08:56.150] | hui ya! zhe duan er hui ya! |
| [09:02.837] | guo: hui ya! |
| [09:05.188] | ma: hui! |
| [09:09.838] | liu: ai ya |
| [09:11.118] | ma: chang a, chang a, wang xia chang! |
| [09:13.234] | liu: zen me la? a? |
| [09:15.951] | guo: hui! |
| [09:16.552] | liu: zen me la? cai zhe la? |
| [09:20.078] | lia ren jiao huan shen me, zai zhe er? |
| [09:22.246] | ma: zhe duan er hui ya! |
| [09:23.082] | guo: ai! |
| [09:23.840] | ma: wang xia chang, jie zhe chang |
| [09:25.642] | liu: chang shen me ya? chang shen me ya! |
| [09:27.393] | guo: chang a! ni chang ni na" bu hui de ya"! |
| [09:30.580] | liu: wo bu chang la! chang shen me ya? |
| [09:33.479] | guo: bu chang la? |
| [09:34.132] | liu: chang shen me ya? |
| [09:34.811] | ma: zen me ni you bu chang la? |
| [09:35.935] | liu: tai ke qi la! zhe bu shi wo ren ma? a? |
| [09:41.237] | guo: zen me jiao" wo ren" ne? |
| [09:42.335] | liu: zhe bu jiao" wo ren" ma? |
| [09:43.380] | chang yi ge hui yi ge! chang yi ge hui yi ge, a? |
| [09:46.384] | ta zhe ge xiao mao hai zi shen me dou bu dong |
| [09:49.179] | ni na me da sui shu, ni ye bu dong shi er a? |
| [09:51.425] | guo: ni zen me zhao shang wo zhe er lai la! |
| [09:53.541] | liu: mei guan xi ma! |
| [09:54.612] | gen wo you shen me shi qing, you shen me guo jie? |
| [09:56.571] | zan men hou tai shuo qu! tai shang you wo wo de ma? |
| [09:59.784] | guo: ai, zhe ye bu suan wo ni ya? |
| [10:01.770] | liu: zen me la? wai hang? |
| [10:03.311] | bu dong zhe gui ju? tai shang wo ren? |
| [10:06.655] | ma: huo la, huo la! |
| [10:09.006] | liu: zhe wei shi me xu de ne? zhe ge! |
| [10:10.181] | ma: mei gao su ni, guo bu qu wu duan er ma |
| [10:12.245] | san duan er, huo la! |
| [10:14.152] | liu: ke qi! |
| [10:14.674] | ma: wan le ba? |
| [10:15.458] | liu: jiu suan wo chang yi ge, ni men jia zhuang shuo bu hui |
| [10:19.220] | zhe ye bu yao jin na? |
| [10:21.205] | ma: xiang hua ma? na ge! |
| [10:23.739] | guo: liu xian sheng, zan men jie guo qu la! |
| [10:25.724] | nin bu shi bu chang le ma? |
| [10:27.161] | liu: bu chang la! |
| [10:27.918] | ma: bu chang zan men shuo |
| [10:29.094] | liu: dui bu dui? chang shen me? |
| [10:30.086] | wo jiu hui zhe san duan er, wo chang shen me ya? |
| [10:31.628] | guo: o, jiu hui zhe san duan er a! |
| [10:33.221] | liu: dui la! bu chang la! |
| [10:34.240] | ma: na zan men sa ren er shuo |
| [10:35.598] | guo: shuo ba, shuo ma! |
| [10:36.199] | ma: zan men zhe hui |
| [10:36.904] | liu: shui sa ren er shuo ya? |
| [10:38.315] | ma: ? |
| [10:38.837] | liu: shuo shi mo ya? |
| [10:39.438] | ma: zan men sa ren er |
| [10:40.196] | liu: ni men lia ren er shuo ba, wo ye bie lu zhe ge lian! |
| [10:43.200] | guo: ni zen me zhao? |
| [10:44.558] | ma: ? |
| [10:45.081] | liu: mei wo! ni men lia ren shuo |
| [10:47.797] | guo: na ni? |
| [10:50.279] | liu: ge wei! rang nin jian xiao |
| [10:53.753] | wo men qi le nei hong la! |
| [10:58.325] | wan la, wu tai sheng hua mei wo la! |
| [11:04.228] | ai hei, mai bing gun er qu! |
| [11:08.121] | zou zou |
| [11:09.845] | ma: ai? hui lai, hui lai! |
| [11:16.898] | zen me yi si? |
| [11:19.432] | liu: shen me" zen me yi si"? |
| [11:21.234] | ma: zen me hui shi er? |
| [11:22.253] | liu: gai hang la! heng heng! bu gan zhe ge la! |
| [11:25.492] | ma: bu gan la? |
| [11:26.276] | liu: ai, bu gan zhe ge la |
| [11:27.399] | ma: cong ci bu shuo xiang sheng la? |
| [11:28.862] | liu: ai, gan ma cong ci ya? |
| [11:30.821] | jiu da xian zai, jiu bu shuo zhe ge la! |
| [11:33.512] | ma: bu shuo zhe ge? |
| [11:34.348] | liu: wo kan xing bu xing? zhao yang xing |
| [11:36.124] | ma: ni wang na bian zou zen me yi si? |
| [11:38.005] | liu: zou la! hui jia, zou la hei hei! |
| [11:40.251] | ma: hai lai bu lai la? |
| [11:41.113] | liu: fei hua! zou hai lai shen me ya? dang ran bu lai la! |
| [11:43.491] | ma: bu lai la? |
| [11:44.509] | liu: bu lai la |
| [11:45.188] | ma: cong zhe er bu lai la? |
| [11:45.972] | liu: a, zen me la? |
| [11:47.095] | ma: zhen de bu lai la? |
| [11:47.853] | liu: bu lai la! jiu shi bu lai la |
| [11:49.655] | ma: tuo xia lai! tuo! |
| [11:53.156] | liu: huo ji, huo ji! |
| [11:56.055] | ma: ni ba ma gua gei wo |
| [11:56.656] | guo: deng hui er! |
| [11:57.597] | zen me ge yi si? ta zou, ni rang ta zou! |
| [12:00.131] | ni tuo ta ma gua gan shen me ya? |
| [12:01.646] | ma: ta na ma gua shi wo de! |
| [12:03.657] | gei wo tuo xia lai, tuo xia lai! |
| [12:08.960] | guo: ta chuan de ma gua ma, shi ni de? |
| [12:11.337] | ma: wo de ya! |
| [12:12.251] | ni wen wen ta qu ni wen ta qu! |
| [12:17.842] | guo: zhe shi na er de shi er a? |
| [12:26.279] | huai la! yao ban shen bu sui! zhe zen me yi si? |
| [12:40.202] | liu:" zen me yi si" gan ma ya? |
| [12:41.195] | ma gua er zen me yi si a? |
| [12:42.632] | guo: ma gua er |
| [12:43.206] | liu: a |
| [12:43.807] | guo: zhe ma gua er shi shui de ya? |
| [12:47.229] | ma: gei wo tuo xia lai, gei wo tuo xia lai! |
| [12:49.241] | liu: ni zen me ye wen zhe ma gua a |
| [12:51.409] | guo: wo wen wen na |
| [12:58.175] | ni di gu shen me ya? shuo de la! |
| [13:02.694] | liu: zhe ma gua shi ta de! shi ta de |
| [13:06.638] | guo: o, zhe ma gua er ma, shi ta de |
| [13:09.773] | liu: ai, nin na |
| [13:11.419] | guo: xing a, tuo xia lai ba? |
| [13:13.091] | liu: ai? zen me yi si? gan ma ya? |
| [13:17.192] | zhe me da sui shu bang xiong a? |
| [13:18.681] | guo: shen me jiao bang xiong a? |
| [13:19.908] | ma gua ji ran shi ren jia de, ni wei shi me bu gei ren jia ya? |
| [13:23.540] | liu: ni guan de zhao ma? |
| [13:26.335] | guo: wo zen me guan bu zhao a? |
| [13:27.040] | liu: ni guan de zhao ma? |
| [13:27.745] | guo: zhe jiao" dao lu bu ping, pang ren chan"! |
| [13:29.443] | liu: shen me" dao lu bu ping" a? na er dao lu bu ping a? |
| [13:32.343] | guo: ren jia de yi shang ni chuan zhe, zhe jiao bu xing |
| [13:34.694] | liu: zen me bu xing? zen me bu xing a? |
| [13:36.836] | guo: ni jiu de gei ren jia |
| [13:37.724] | liu: wo ya, bie kan ma gua shi ta de, bu gei! |
| [13:42.713] | jiu shi bu gei, zen me yang la? |
| [13:44.437] | ma: ni ping shen me bu gei ya? |
| [13:46.188] | liu: gan ma qiang ci duo li ya? |
| [13:47.677] | ma gua? bu cuo! bu cuo! shi ta de |
| [13:49.610] | ni wen ming bai le ma? wo ping shen me gei ta ya? |
| [13:53.450] | wo bu shi da ta shou li jie de, wo gei ta gan ma ya? |
| [13:55.513] | ma: ni gen shui shou li jie de, ye shi wo de ya! |
| [13:57.577] | guo: ai, zhe hua shuo de dui |
| [13:59.771] | ni gen shui shou li jie de, ye shi ta de dong xi |
| [14:03.664] | liu: ni ye bu ming bai, ni ye gen zhe jiao huo |
| [14:06.798] | wo bu cuo, ma gua shi ta de! bu bai chuan |
| [14:11.866] | ma: o, ni gei wo na guo li qian shi zen me de? |
| [14:14.086] | ni gei wo na guo li qian ma? |
| [14:15.157] | liu: fei hua? na li qian gan ma? |
| [14:17.456] | guo: ni jiu beng shuo la! |
| [14:19.494] | liu: na li qian gan ma? |
| [14:20.904] | guo: mei bai chuan na |
| [14:21.584] | liu: wo dang ran mei bai chuan la! |
| [14:22.733] | wo wo chuan zhe ma gua, bu ke qi shuo, yu ta you hao chu |
| [14:26.704] | guo: a? |
| [14:28.062] | liu: yu ta you hao chu |
| [14:29.185] | guo: ren jia de yi shang ma, ni chuan zhe! yu ta you hao chu? |
| [14:32.346] | liu: ai |
| [14:32.895] | guo: ni zhe yue chuan yue huai yue chuan yue zang, hui yu ta you hao chu? |
| [14:36.447] | liu: ai, dang ran you hao chu! |
| [14:37.675] | ta bu shi ni bie qiao ta de ma gua, wo chuan |
| [14:42.037] | jiu jiu shi yu ta you hao chu |
| [14:44.885] | guo: you shen me hao chu? |
| [14:46.034] | liu: fan zheng xian zai xian bu re |
| [14:49.091] | guo: jiu zhe hao chu a? |
| [14:51.102] | liu: wo bu bai chuan? zhi dao ba? |
| [14:54.446] | guo: zen me bu bai chuan? |
| [14:57.894] | liu: gen ben zhe ma gua jiu bu shi cong ta shou li jie de |
| [15:00.088] | guo: na me ni cong shui shou li jie de? |
| [15:01.838] | liu: da ta ma shou li jie de |
| [15:03.197] | guo: na bu ye shi ren jia de dong xi ma! |
| [15:04.163] | liu: ni ting zhe ya! |
| [15:05.208] | na tian wo qu la, yin wei you yi ge lao peng you de sheng ri |
| [15:09.388] | wo qu gei bai shou, de chuan ma gua, wo jiu shang ta men jia qu la |
| [15:12.993] | wo zhao ta ma, wo shuo |
| [15:14.246] | " da niang, nin ba da ye na ma gua jie wo chuan chuan!" |
| [15:17.146] | ta ma bu cuo, gan jin chu lai le |
| [15:19.210] | " o, jie ma gua a, hao! wo gei ni na qu" |
| [15:21.091] | lao tai tai ba ma gua gei wo le |
| [15:22.606] | wo gang yao zou, ta ma jiu gen wo shuo |
| [15:25.375] | guo: shuo shi mo? |
| [15:26.498] | liu:" ni zhei xie tian jian zhe ma ji le ma?" |
| [15:29.084] | wo shuo:" wo men chang zai yi kuai er" |
| [15:30.207] | ta ma jiu tuo fu wo |
| [15:32.480] | " gen ni shuo, bao rui, ma ji zhe hai zi a, ta ya |
| [15:36.320] | ta zhe ge shuo hua ya, lao shi na me yun shan wu zhao, zhe san bu zhao lia |
| [15:44.078] | jing chui da qi, shuo da hua, dai shen me shuo shi mo |
| [15:47.814] | yue dao peng you yi kuai er a, shuo qi lai ya, lao shi ta zhi dao de duo! |
| [15:51.758] | shuo lai shuo qu, shuo lai shuo qu, jie guo ne? jiu rang ren wen zhu la! |
| [15:55.546] | rang ren wen de bi kou wu yan, jie guo jiu ku zhe jia lai le |
| [16:00.248] | dao jia li jiu zhao wo men de ma fan |
| [16:02.129] | ni ne, sui shu bi ta da, zhi dao de shi qing ye duo |
| [16:06.047] | ni men jing chang zai yi kuai er zou, ru guo zai yu dao zhe ge chang he |
| [16:10.593] | ta yao shuo hua yun shan wu zhao, rang ren jia wen zhu de shi hou |
| [16:14.720] | ni neng shuo, ni cong pang a, wang yuan man le gei shuo yi shuo |
| [16:19.500] | bie rang ren jia wen zhu |
| [16:22.844] | de la! zhe wo jiu suan zhi ni de qing la! |
| [16:24.986] | sheng de ta yi rang ren wen zhu a, dao jia li jiu zhao wo men de cha er |
| [16:28.356] | ni dong zhe yi si ma? wang yuan man le shuo |
| [16:31.282] | ta shuo hua rang ren wen zhu le, wo neng wang yuan man le shuo |
| [16:34.129] | wo chuan zhe ma gua, you hao chu mei you? |
| [16:37.133] | guo: a, ha ha |
| [16:37.969] | liu: wo shi bai chuan ma? |
| [16:38.726] | guo: xing xing! shi zhe me hui shi er a? |
| [16:40.503] | liu: zen me hui shi er a! |
| [16:41.861] | guo: ni ye bie qi ji, shi bu shi a? |
| [16:43.637] | wo zai gen ta shuo yi shuo hei hei! |
| [16:47.974] | ma: zen me zhao? |
| [16:48.810] | guo: ta chuan zhe ma gua shi yu ni you hao chu |
| [16:53.407] | ma: yu wo you shen me hao chu a? |
| [16:54.531] | guo: ni zhe ren shuo hua ai yun shan wu zhao |
| [16:56.542] | ma: shui yun shan wu zhao? ni ting ta de gan ma? |
| [17:01.557] | liu: wo shi bai chuan ma? |
| [17:04.771] | ma: ni beng ti na ge, ni hai zou bu zou la? |
| [17:09.368] | liu: wo bu zou, ke yi ma |
| [17:12.242] | ma: bu zou, ni zhan na er ting zhe |
| [17:14.148] | wo men lia shuo wan le, zan yi kuai er zou |
| [17:16.264] | liu: ni men lia ren shuo? |
| [17:16.970] | ma: ai, ni yao xian zou, ni gei wo tuo la |
| [17:18.224] | liu: ai, xing xing! |
| [17:23.971] | ma: zhan na er bie zou a! |
| [17:25.930] | zhe lu ren, qi shi wo bu zai hu zhe ma gua, ni dong ma? |
| [17:29.404] | zhe you shen me ya? wo jia li hao ji" da" ne! |
| [17:33.688] | guo: shuo hua jiu lai jin r |
| [17:34.994] | ma: ben lai ma, mei guan xi! |
| [17:36.797] | ma gua wo gei ta dou mei guan xi, zhe shuo hua tai ke qi la! |
| [17:40.584] | shui" yun shan wu zhao"? |
| [17:42.544] | guo: ta shuo ni shuo hua" yun shan wu zhao" ma |
| [17:43.824] | ma: wo zhe me da xue wen wo" yun shan wu zhao"? a? |
| [17:47.611] | guo: ni na me da de xue wen ne? |
| [17:48.735] | ma: bu ke qi di shuo, shang zhi tian wen, xia zhi di li ya! |
| [17:52.261] | guo: hao ma, yue shuo yue lai jin r la! |
| [17:54.325] | ma: shen me dou dong, a! zhi dao ma? |
| [17:56.571] | wo yun shan wu zhao? wo rang ren gei wen zhu? |
| [17:59.602] | guo: na me, ni you na shi hou mei you? |
| [18:01.195] | ma: shen me ya? |
| [18:02.292] | guo: rang ren gei wen zhu? |
| [18:03.233] | ma: shen me wen zhu? ni dong shen me ya? |
| [18:06.341] | ta yin wei wo zhe ren xue wen da ya, zhi dao ma? xue wen da! |
| [18:11.592] | wo shuo de hua yi ban ren dou bu dong |
| [18:14.387] | bu dong, ta gen ni tai gang a, tai gang |
| [18:18.018] | tai gang wo jiu bu ai li ta men, dong ma? |
| [18:20.656] | bu ai li ta men, shuai shou wo zou la! |
| [18:22.589] | wo zou la, zhe jiao wen zhe la? |
| [18:26.717] | wo bu ai li ta men la, dong ma? |
| [18:29.616] | zan zhe xue wen rang ren wen zhu, heng! zhen shi |
| [18:33.064] | shen me wo bu zhi dao? |
| [18:35.389] | guo: o, quan zhi dao |
| [18:36.225] | ma: qian er zan lia yi kuai er chu qu le ba? |
| [18:37.636] | guo: shi a |
| [18:38.393] | ma: wo gao su ni shuo |
| [18:39.673] | ni bie kan jin er tian hao, wan shang de xia yu, xia yu le mei you? |
| [18:44.245] | ni shuo! a? xia yu le mei xia ba? |
| [18:48.660] | guo: jiu diao ji ge dian er a |
| [18:49.783] | ma: ni beng guan diao ji ge dian er, ta bu hai xia yu la? |
| [18:52.500] | guo: xia la |
| [18:53.492] | ma: dui bu dui? xiao tian wen ma, heng heng! |
| [18:56.026] | guo: o? zhe jiu xiao tian wen? |
| [18:56.966] | ma: ai, zuo ge, wo gao su ni: |
| [18:59.788] | wan shang gua feng, gua feng le mei you? |
| [19:01.512] | guo: zuo wan gua feng lai zhe |
| [19:02.295] | ma: gua feng le ba? |
| [19:03.105] | guo: feng a, dao shi bu da |
| [19:04.046] | ma: bu da? |
| [19:05.117] | guo: a, bu da |
| [19:05.874] | ma: hai bu da ne? |
| [19:06.684] | guo: ke bu shi ma? |
| [19:07.337] | ma: ni wen wen ren jia, hai bu da ne? er shi si ji |
| [19:10.628] | guo: a? |
| [19:12.300] | ma: na feng da de |
| [19:13.528] | guo: er shi si ji? you na me da de feng ma? |
| [19:15.357] | ma: a, feng tai da la, wu wu, ye li gua qi lai la |
| [19:21.260] | ai, wo men yuan you yi yan jing ni zhi dao bu zhi dao? |
| [19:23.742] | guo: zhi dao a |
| [19:24.395] | ma: zhi dao a? ni jiu zhi dao zhe feng duo da le |
| [19:27.295] | guo: zen me la? |
| [19:28.470] | ma: leng ba na jing gua qiang wai tou qu le! |
| [19:31.918] | na feng jian zhi tai da le, wu |
| [19:37.091] | gua de na jing ya, guang dang, guang dang |
| [19:42.681] | zen me la? |
| [19:43.229] | guo: nin zhe er shuo le ban tian wo mei ting ming bai, shen me gua qiang wai tou qu le? |
| [19:46.129] | ma: wo men yuan na yan jing ya, gua qiang wai tou qu le! |
| [19:48.349] | guo: o, jiu shi na ge jing ya? |
| [19:50.256] | ma: ai! |
| [19:50.935] | guo: o, jiu shi di li de na ge jing ya? |
| [19:52.477] | ma: jiu shi ya! |
| [19:53.208] | guo: o, gua dao qiang wai tou qu le? |
| [19:54.723] | ma: ai yo, gua de |
| [19:55.455] | wo ting zhe dou hai pa la, guang dang, guang dang, guang dang |
| [19:59.817] | guo: bie" guang dang" le |
| [20:02.691] | na er de shi ya? duo da de feng, zhe jing ye bu neng gua chu qiang qu ya? |
| [20:06.818] | ma: ta zhen gua chu qu le ma! |
| [20:07.967] | guo: na er you zhe ge shi ya? |
| [20:09.482] | ma: zhe wo neng shuo xia hua ma? |
| [20:11.154] | guo: ni zhe jiu shi xia hua ma! |
| [20:12.382] | ma: ni bu xin ni wen ta qu! |
| [20:14.263] | ni wen ta qu! |
| [20:16.640] | guo: ta zhi dao a? |
| [20:17.345] | ma: ta shang wo men jia can guan qu le |
| [20:18.599] | guo: hai can guan qu le? |
| [20:20.428] | ma: ai, ta zhun zhi dao! |
| [20:22.178] | guo: zhe yao na me yang wo ye de can guan can guan qu |
| [20:25.025] | ma: ni wen ta qu ba! |
| [20:27.716] | guo: gen nin da ting dian er shi |
| [20:31.268] | liu: nin bie ke qi, bie ke qi shen me shi? |
| [20:33.750] | guo: ai, zhe ge, qian tian wan bu shang er gua feng a |
| [20:36.833] | liu: a a |
| [20:37.486] | guo: zhe ge jing hui gua dao qiang wai bian r qu le |
| [20:40.855] | liu: mei shui xing na? |
| [20:53.812] | guo: wo zhe er mei shui jiao a |
| [20:55.353] | liu: shen me? jing |
| [20:56.424] | ma: gei wo tuo xia lai! |
| [20:59.011] | liu: ai, ai, bu shi xian zai bu tuo ma? |
| [21:00.186] | ma: shen me xian zai bu tuo? ma shang tuo xia lai! |
| [21:01.753] | liu: zen me hui shi ya? ni zhe |
| [21:03.321] | ma: wo men yuan na yan jing gua qiang wai tou qu le, ni bu zhi dao ma? |
| [21:08.049] | a? ni zhi dao bu zhi dao? |
| [21:12.176] | liu: o, o, nin shuo zhe ge jing rang feng gua qiang wai tou shi |
| [21:18.916] | shi ta shuo de ya? |
| [21:20.405] | guo: a! mei you zhe ge shi ya! |
| [21:22.625] | liu: you! |
| [21:23.902] | ma: zen me yang? |
| [21:25.005] | liu: you! |
| [00:00.535] | guō: āi, zhè huí nín tīng ba, rè nào la! |
| [00:02.416] | mǎ: lái lóu! |
| [00:03.409] | guō: zhè huí ya, zán men sān ge rén lái shuō |
| [00:05.055] | mǎ: zán men zhè huí sā rén shuō yī duàn ér shén me ne? |
| [00:07.275] | guō: āi, jiǎn nà rè nào de shuō ya! |
| [00:08.868] | mǎ: āi, duì |
| [00:09.574] | guō: nǎ duàn rè nào zán men shuō nǎ duàn |
| [00:11.664] | mǎ: a, duì la! |
| [00:12.526] | liú: gàn má? nǐ men dǎ suàn gàn má ya? |
| [00:14.197] | mǎ: zán men sā rén shuō yī duàn |
| [00:15.660] | liú: sā rén ér a? |
| [00:16.914] | guō: āi |
| [00:17.437] | mǎ: zán men sā rén shuō zhe rè nào |
| [00:18.482] | liú: bié jiè la! bié shuō la |
| [00:19.553] | guō: a? zěn me la? |
| [00:20.571] | liú: sā rén ér? méi yì sī hēi hēi! |
| [00:22.818] | guō: āi? sā rén ér nà cái yǒu yì sī ne |
| [00:24.411] | liú: āi! bù hǎo bù hǎo! gān cuì zhè me bàn |
| [00:25.639] | guō: a? |
| [00:26.318] | liú: nǐ men èr wèi ya! |
| [00:27.755] | guō: zěn me zhāo? |
| [00:28.382] | liú: zhǎo gè dì fāng xiū xī yī xià, kàn wǒ zì jǐ de |
| [00:32.771] | āi hēi! wǒ lái duàn ér ba! |
| [00:34.599] | nǐ men zhǎo gè dì fāng xiū xī qù |
| [00:36.088] | guō: a? |
| [00:36.611] | mǎ: tā méi xīn xiān de, tā yǒu shén me ya? |
| [00:38.439] | guō: zhè sā rén shàng lái ma, tīng nǐ yí ge rén ér de? |
| [00:41.286] | liú: āi, wǒ lái yī duàn ér |
| [00:42.122] | guō: nà nǐ yào shuō dān kǒu a? |
| [00:43.455] | liú: āi |
| [00:45.126] | mǎ: dān kǒu xiàng sheng? bù jiù nà jǐ duàn le ma? |
| [00:48.209] | guō: bǎ wǒ men liǎ rén ér gē zhè ér, nǐ yí ge rén ér shuō |
| [00:51.317] | liú: shuí shuō dān kǒu a? wǒ jiù huì shuō dān kǒu a? |
| [00:55.053] | guō: nǐ yí ge rén ér lái? kě bú shì dān kǒu ma? |
| [00:56.829] | liú: nǐ dāng wǒ jiù huì shuō ya? |
| [00:58.658] | guō: nà nǐ hái huì shén me ya? |
| [00:59.938] | liú: jīn ér gè ya, lòu yī shǒu ba? hēi! |
| [01:04.196] | mǎ: nǐ yào gàn má? zhē gēn tou? a? |
| [01:07.252] | liú: chàng yī duàn ér ba! |
| [01:08.349] | mǎ: chàng a? |
| [01:09.185] | liú: āi, hēi! |
| [01:10.073] | mǎ: hǎo jiā huo jiù nín zhè sǎng zi hái chàng nǎ? |
| [01:12.503] | liú: lái duàn ér tài píng gē cí nín tīng tīng |
| [01:15.011] | āi, zhè gè jié mù píng shí bù lù |
| [01:17.100] | āi hēi! jīn ér zán lái zhè duàn ér |
| [01:19.895] | āi? nǐ kàn zěn me yàng? |
| [01:21.071] | mǎ: bié gǔ zhǎng la! |
| [01:22.194] | liú: āi! rén jiā yǒu zhī dào wǒ chàng de hǎo tīng de |
| [01:24.676] | mǎ: wǒ jiù zhī dào nǐ chàng de zěn me yàng! |
| [01:26.740] | quē wǔ yīn, shǎo liù lǜ |
| [01:29.273] | zhè sǎng zi a, nǐ hái chàng nǎ? a? |
| [01:32.277] | liú: kě bié lán wǒ gāo xìng! duì bú duì? |
| [01:34.707] | qiān wàn bié lán gāo xìng! āi! wǒ chàng wán la, wǒ |
| [01:38.547] | wǒ zhè sǎng zi jiù suàn tòng kuài la! a! |
| [01:40.558] | guō: nǐ chàng wán le, nǐ sǎng zi tòng kuài la? |
| [01:44.503] | liú: āi |
| [01:45.104] | guō: nǐ bù guǎn rén ěr duǒ shòu de liǎo shòu bù liǎo a? |
| [01:48.970] | zhè bù shuō le ma, nǐ zhè gè rén quē wǔ yīn, shǎo liù lǜ |
| [01:52.888] | mǎ: tā chàng bù liǎo |
| [01:53.776] | liú: nǐ béng guǎn la, nǐ béng guǎn la! |
| [01:55.474] | tā cí ér hǎo jiù wán le ma |
| [01:57.355] | mǎ: nǐ yǒu shén me hǎo cí ér? |
| [01:59.262] | zuì duō, tā guò bù qù wǔ duàn ér |
| [02:02.606] | jiù huì zhè me jǐ duàn ér, dōu lǎo diào le yá de la! |
| [02:06.106] | méi jìn nǎ tīng tā chàng? |
| [02:08.222] | liú: wǒ? wǒ jiù wǒ! |
| [02:09.580] | mǎ: wǒ zhī dào nǐ ya! |
| [02:11.592] | liú: wǒ jiù nà lǎo cí ér? |
| [02:12.323] | mǎ: zěn me ne? |
| [02:13.290] | liú: a? zhè gè suì shǔ shuō huà, a? |
| [02:19.011] | zhè me kuáng? nǐ zěn me zhī dào de? |
| [02:22.119] | mǎ: a? |
| [02:23.138] | liú: zhè zhǔ zhī dào, zěn me yàng, wǒ? a? |
| [02:27.422] | gào sù nǐ! fēi chàng yī duàn ér hǎo de |
| [02:30.217] | guō: zhè wèi! zán nǎ, bié lán tā de gāo xìng |
| [02:33.848] | liú: āi hēi, wán la, wán la! |
| [02:35.102] | guō: ràng tā ya, chàng yī duàn ér |
| [02:36.304] | liú: āi, chàng yī duàn ér |
| [02:37.375] | guō: kě shì zán men shuō míng bái la, chàng nǐ kě shì chàng |
| [02:40.431] | liú: a? |
| [02:41.032] | guō: yào shì wǒ men huì, nǐ kě bié chàng |
| [02:43.566] | mǎ: āi, bié chàng wǒ men huì de |
| [02:45.812] | liú: gàn má nǐ men huì ya? |
| [02:47.693] | shuō zhè huà, hēi hēi! dé zuì nǐ men èr wèi la! |
| [02:51.585] | guō: nín? |
| [02:52.238] | liú: béng shuō wǒ chàng zhè duàn nǐ men huì! |
| [02:54.981] | guō: ó |
| [02:55.739] | liú: nǐ men lián tīng dōu méi tīng guò |
| [02:58.325] | mǎ: a? hēi hēi? zhè yàng hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [03:01.224] | liú: dé zuì la, dé zuì la! |
| [03:02.400] | mǎ: zán men jiù tīng tā chàng, a? |
| [03:04.568] | guō: |
| [03:05.169] | mǎ: kě shì wǒ men yào huì, zěn me bàn? a? |
| [03:10.498] | liú: nǐ men huì ya? |
| [03:11.203] | mǎ: a! |
| [03:13.110] | liú: xíng la! nǐ béng guǎn la! |
| [03:14.782] | a, wǒ chàng de zhè duàn zhǐ yào nǐ men huì, a? |
| [03:18.230] | guō: zěn me yàng? |
| [03:19.432] | liú: wǒ jiù suàn bái chàng |
| [03:21.313] | guō: nǐ kě bù bái chàng ma |
| [03:23.167] | shuí huán gěi nǐ liǎng kuài ne? shì zěn me zhāo? |
| [03:25.884] | liú: bú shì zhè me bái chàng la |
| [03:27.216] | guō: nà zěn me bái chàng la? |
| [03:28.000] | liú: wǒ zhè duàn jiù bù chàng la! |
| [03:29.985] | wǒ zài chàng lìng wài yī duàn ér, chàng nǐ men bú huì de |
| [03:33.407] | dǐng wǒ yòu chàng zhè duàn ér, nǐ men yòu huì |
| [03:35.967] | bǎ zhè duàn gē xià, wǒ zài chàng lìng wài yī duàn |
| [03:38.423] | nǐ men zài huì wǒ zài chàng, zài huì wǒ zài chàng |
| [03:40.617] | chàng yī bǎi duàn ér wǒ yě bù xián fán |
| [03:43.673] | duō zá chàng lái chàng qù, nǐ men liǎ rén bú huì la |
| [03:47.043] | wǒ zhè suàn yī duàn ér |
| [03:50.152] | mǎ: ó? |
| [03:50.465] | liú: zěn me yàng? |
| [03:51.249] | guō: āi yā! |
| [03:51.876] | liú: āi hēi |
| [03:52.895] | guō: bù kè qì! kě yǐ la |
| [03:54.619] | mǎ: nǐ béng tīng tā shuō, tā huì jǐ duàn ér a? |
| [03:57.100] | guò bù qù wǔ duàn ér a |
| [03:58.302] | guō: nǐ ràng tā chàng |
| [03:59.321] | mǎ: xíng! ràng tā chàng! |
| [04:00.209] | guō: nín chàng |
| [04:00.914] | liú: béng fèi huà! béng fèi huà! |
| [04:02.090] | mǎ: wǒ men yào huì bù suàn a! |
| [04:02.978] | liú: huì, dāng rán bù suàn |
| [04:03.918] | āi! děng huì ér, děng huì ér! |
| [04:04.702] | guō: zěn me yì sī? |
| [04:05.355] | liú: huì bù suàn bù xíng! |
| [04:06.792] | huí tóu wǒ zhè yī duàn ér" dāng dāng dāng dāng" hǎo jǐ bǎi jù |
| [04:10.031] | dà jiā gǔ zhǎng huān yíng! |
| [04:11.729] | lín wán liǎo shì ér, nǐ men yí gè zì ér" huì"! |
| [04:13.845] | jiù gěi wǒ fǒu la? nà bù xíng |
| [04:16.980] | guō: zěn me zhāo? |
| [04:17.606] | liú: nǐ shuō huì bù xíng, nǐ dé zhēn huì wǒ zhè duàn ér |
| [04:23.771] | yǒu shén me biǎo shì a? |
| [04:24.816] | mǎ: dāng rán huì la! zhè yàng dé la? |
| [04:26.227] | wǒ men yào huì de, wǒ men mǎ shàng jiē shàng xià jù ér lái, zěn me yàng? |
| [04:30.250] | liú: nà wǒ jiù xīn fú kǒu fú |
| [04:31.869] | wǒ chàng zhè gè nǐ men yào huì, nǐ men néng chàng jǐ jù ér |
| [04:35.500] | jiù biǎo shì nǐ men huì |
| [04:37.120] | mǎ: xíng xíng |
| [04:37.930] | liú: wǒ jiù lìng wài zài chàng yī duàn ér |
| [04:39.654] | mǎ: xíng la! nǐ chàng ba! |
| [04:40.699] | ràng tā chàng, ràng tā chàng |
| [04:41.378] | liú: shì zhè huà? xíng la! |
| [04:42.736] | hēi, jīn tiān wǒ hái zhēn dé mài mài lì qì |
| [04:48.117] | yīn wèi shí me ya? zhè gè lǎo méi yǎn chū la |
| [04:51.017] | suǒ yǐ ya, wǒ jīn tiān lái zhè gè" tài píng gē cí" a |
| [04:58.201] | dǎ bǎn |
| [05:03.504] | guō: nǐ zhè ér lào shāo bǐng nǎ? |
| [05:04.914] | mǎ: shén me ya? zhè gè? |
| [05:08.023] | liú: wǒ lào shāo bǐng gān ma? |
| [05:09.956] | guō: ràng nǐ chàng, nǐ zhè ér |
| [05:12.255] | gàn má nǎ, nǐ zhè shì? |
| [05:13.561] | liú: tā dé xiān jiào bǎn nǎ! |
| [05:17.453] | guō: zhè hái jiào bǎn ne? |
| [05:19.020] | liú: āi, jiào qǐ bǎn lái zhè hǎo chàng a, nǐ zěn me la? |
| [05:21.920] | méi cuò ér, tīng zhe a |
| [05:24.166] | mǎ: béng guǎn la! nǐ ràng tā chàng |
| [05:28.294] | guō: hǎo le, jiù zhè duàn ér ba! |
| [05:34.302] | chàng" nà hàn gāo zǔ, yǒu dào shì zuò jiāng shān |
| [05:40.206] | yǒu jūn zhèng chén liáng shì wàn mín ān!" |
| [05:45.770] | hé:" tā yǒu yī wèi, sān qǐng xián wáng míng jiào hán xìn nǎ |
| [05:51.203] | tā miè bà le" |
| [05:52.797] | mǎ: āi? āi? |
| [05:53.789] | liú guō:" chǔ guó bǎ shè jì lái ān |
| [05:56.297] | zhè yì tiān," |
| [06:02.514] | liú: zěn me yì sī a? |
| [06:05.988] | guō mǎ: hēi hēi! huì! hā hā! |
| [06:16.020] | mǎ: zài chàng ba! chàng ba, zhè duàn ér wǒ men huì |
| [06:18.266] | guō: zhè jiào hán xìn suàn guà |
| [06:20.852] | mǎ: āi! zhè duàn ér dǎ yǒu gǒu nà nián jiù yǒu zhè gè, hēi hēi! |
| [06:28.349] | liú: wǒ shuō nǐ zhè hái zi, shuō huà zěn me zhè me bù kè qì? |
| [06:30.726] | mǎ: huì ya! |
| [06:31.536] | guō: huì, huì ya |
| [06:32.503] | liú: nǐ shuō nǐ huì, bù wán la ma? |
| [06:34.958] | hái" yǒu gǒu nà nián jiù yǒu zhè duàn ér" |
| [06:37.571] | wǒ zhī dào shén me nián tóu yǒu de gǒu a? xiàng huà ma? |
| [06:40.575] | mǎ: màn màn chá qù ba! |
| [06:43.108] | nǐ ràng tā chàng xīn de! zán men huì duì bú duì? |
| [06:46.583] | liú: wǒ zhī dào nǐ men liǎ huì |
| [06:47.967] | fèi huà! hán xìn suàn guà shuí bú huì ya? |
| [06:51.572] | tóu yī duàn ér jiù dé chàng nǐ men huì de! zhī dào ma? |
| [06:55.569] | míng zhī dào nǐ men huì zhè duàn ér, wǒ jiù dé chàng zhè duàn ér! |
| [06:58.103] | guō: wǒ men huì, nǐ gàn má hái chàng a? |
| [07:00.689] | liú: duō xīn xiān nǎ? |
| [07:01.577] | tóu yī duàn ér wǒ jiù chàng nà shēng cí ér, ràng nǐ men bú huì? |
| [07:04.111] | dāng zhe zhè me xiē wèi, ràng nǐ men wō dào zhè tái shàng? |
| [07:08.917] | ràng dà jiā yī kàn, xiǎn zhe wǒ duì yú nǐ méi yǒu zuò dà rén zhī cái shì de! |
| [07:13.802] | guō: ná zán men dāng xiǎo hái zi la! |
| [07:16.049] | mǎ: méi wǒ shén me shì ér, zhè lǐ tou |
| [07:17.695] | liú: zhè nǐ jiù bú huì la! |
| [07:19.941] | guō: nà nín zài chàng! |
| [07:20.882] | liú: tīng zhè gè |
| [07:21.482] | mǎ: chàng ba |
| [07:25.113] | liú: āi! zhè xíng la |
| [07:28.483] | chàng" nà háng zhōu de měi jǐng gài shì wú shuāng |
| [07:33.499] | xī hú àn, qí huā" |
| [07:35.144] | hé: qí huā yì cǎo sì jì qīng xiāng |
| [07:38.566] | nà chūn yóu sū dī shì táo hóng liǔ lǜ ya |
| [07:43.347] | nà xià shǎng hé huā shì mǎn chí xiāng" |
| [07:47.422] | liú: zěn me yì sī, zhè shì? |
| [07:49.015] | guō mǎ: hā hā! huì! |
| [07:54.371] | liú: āi yā, zhè kě jiào dòu qì ér a? zhè gè! a? |
| [07:57.819] | guō mǎ: chàng ba! zài wǎng xià chàng! zài chàng yí gè |
| [08:00.457] | liú: zhè yě huì ya? |
| [08:01.633] | guō mǎ: huì ya! |
| [08:03.304] | liú: a, liǎ rén de néng nài jiàn zhǎng a |
| [08:05.577] | guō: huì, huì |
| [08:07.876] | liú: zhè yě huì la? zhè kě bù yuàn wǒ la! |
| [08:13.179] | hēi hēi! yào de zuì nǐ men èr wèi la! |
| [08:17.463] | guō: hé chū cǐ yán ne? |
| [08:18.220] | liú: tīng zhè duàn ba! |
| [08:19.474] | jīn ér wǒ jīn ér zhēn méi zhǔn bèi chàng zhè duàn ér |
| [08:22.243] | zhè méi fǎ zǐ |
| [08:23.889] | guō: hǎo de, lái lái |
| [08:25.665] | liú: gān cuì! bǎ zhè xiāng dǐ ér dǒu lōu chū lái ba |
| [08:29.531] | mǎ: zán men tīng tīng! |
| [08:31.778] | liú: qīng yì wǒ hái bù chàng zhè duàn ér, tīng zhe a? |
| [08:37.969] | chàng shuō yǒu yí gè dà jiě ér, hēi bù liū qiū! |
| [08:41.809] | hé: shēn liàng ér bù gāo guò le gǔ lóu! |
| [08:45.100] | bié qiáo dà jiě shēn gāo jiǔ zhàng jiǔ |
| [08:48.078] | tā yī shuāng huā xié zuò le jiǔ qiū," |
| [08:53.146] | guō mǎ: huì! |
| [08:56.150] | huì ya! zhè duàn ér huì ya! |
| [09:02.837] | guō: huì ya! |
| [09:05.188] | mǎ: huì! |
| [09:09.838] | liú: āi yā |
| [09:11.118] | mǎ: chàng a, chàng a, wǎng xià chàng! |
| [09:13.234] | liú: zěn me la? a? |
| [09:15.951] | guō: huì! |
| [09:16.552] | liú: zěn me la? cǎi zhe la? |
| [09:20.078] | liǎ rén jiào huàn shén me, zài zhè ér? |
| [09:22.246] | mǎ: zhè duàn ér huì ya! |
| [09:23.082] | guō: āi! |
| [09:23.840] | mǎ: wǎng xià chàng, jiē zhe chàng |
| [09:25.642] | liú: chàng shén me ya? chàng shén me ya! |
| [09:27.393] | guō: chàng a! nǐ chàng nǐ nà" bú huì de ya"! |
| [09:30.580] | liú: wǒ bù chàng la! chàng shén me ya? |
| [09:33.479] | guō: bù chàng la? |
| [09:34.132] | liú: chàng shén me ya? |
| [09:34.811] | mǎ: zěn me nǐ yòu bù chàng la? |
| [09:35.935] | liú: tài kě qì la! zhè bú shì wō rén ma? a? |
| [09:41.237] | guō: zěn me jiào" wō rén" ne? |
| [09:42.335] | liú: zhè bù jiào" wō rén" ma? |
| [09:43.380] | chàng yí gè huì yí gè! chàng yí gè huì yí gè, a? |
| [09:46.384] | tā zhè gè xiǎo máo hái zi shén me dōu bù dǒng |
| [09:49.179] | nǐ nà me dà suì shù, nǐ yě bù dǒng shì ér a? |
| [09:51.425] | guō: nǐ zěn me zhǎo shàng wǒ zhè ér lái la! |
| [09:53.541] | liú: méi guān xì ma! |
| [09:54.612] | gēn wǒ yǒu shén me shì qíng, yǒu shén me guò jié? |
| [09:56.571] | zán men hòu tái shuō qù! tái shàng yǒu wō wǒ de ma? |
| [09:59.784] | guō: āi, zhè yě bù suàn wō nǐ ya? |
| [10:01.770] | liú: zěn me la? wài háng? |
| [10:03.311] | bù dǒng zhè guī jǔ? tái shàng wō rén? |
| [10:06.655] | mǎ: huǒ la, huǒ la! |
| [10:09.006] | liú: zhè wèi shí me xǔ de ne? zhè gè! |
| [10:10.181] | mǎ: méi gào sù nǐ, guò bù qù wǔ duàn ér ma |
| [10:12.245] | sān duàn ér, huǒ la! |
| [10:14.152] | liú: kě qì! |
| [10:14.674] | mǎ: wán le ba? |
| [10:15.458] | liú: jiù suàn wǒ chàng yí gè, nǐ men jiǎ zhuāng shuō bú huì |
| [10:19.220] | zhè yě bú yào jǐn nǎ? |
| [10:21.205] | mǎ: xiàng huà ma? nà gè! |
| [10:23.739] | guō: liú xiān shēng, zán men jiē guò qù la! |
| [10:25.724] | nín bú shì bù chàng le ma? |
| [10:27.161] | liú: bù chàng la! |
| [10:27.918] | mǎ: bù chàng zán men shuō |
| [10:29.094] | liú: duì bú duì? chàng shén me? |
| [10:30.086] | wǒ jiù huì zhè sān duàn ér, wǒ chàng shén me ya? |
| [10:31.628] | guō: ō, jiù huì zhè sān duàn ér a! |
| [10:33.221] | liú: duì la! bù chàng la! |
| [10:34.240] | mǎ: nà zán men sā rén ér shuō |
| [10:35.598] | guō: shuō ba, shuō ma! |
| [10:36.199] | mǎ: zán men zhè huí |
| [10:36.904] | liú: shuí sā rén ér shuō ya? |
| [10:38.315] | mǎ: ? |
| [10:38.837] | liú: shuō shí mǒ ya? |
| [10:39.438] | mǎ: zán men sā rén ér |
| [10:40.196] | liú: nǐ men liǎ rén ér shuō ba, wǒ yě bié lù zhè gè liǎn! |
| [10:43.200] | guō: nǐ zěn me zhāo? |
| [10:44.558] | mǎ: ? |
| [10:45.081] | liú: méi wǒ! nǐ men liǎ rén shuō |
| [10:47.797] | guō: nà nǐ? |
| [10:50.279] | liú: gè wèi! ràng nín jiàn xiào |
| [10:53.753] | wǒ men qǐ le nèi hòng la! |
| [10:58.325] | wán la, wǔ tái shēng huà méi wǒ la! |
| [11:04.228] | āi hēi, mài bīng gùn ér qù! |
| [11:08.121] | zǒu zǒu |
| [11:09.845] | mǎ: āi? huí lái, huí lái! |
| [11:16.898] | zěn me yì sī? |
| [11:19.432] | liú: shén me" zěn me yì sī"? |
| [11:21.234] | mǎ: zěn me huí shì ér? |
| [11:22.253] | liú: gǎi háng la! hēng hēng! bù gàn zhè gè la! |
| [11:25.492] | mǎ: bù gàn la? |
| [11:26.276] | liú: āi, bù gàn zhè gè la |
| [11:27.399] | mǎ: cóng cǐ bù shuō xiàng sheng la? |
| [11:28.862] | liú: āi, gàn má cóng cǐ ya? |
| [11:30.821] | jiù dǎ xiàn zài, jiù bù shuō zhè gè la! |
| [11:33.512] | mǎ: bù shuō zhè gè? |
| [11:34.348] | liú: wǒ kàn xíng bù xíng? zhào yàng xíng |
| [11:36.124] | mǎ: nǐ wǎng nà biān zǒu zěn me yì sī? |
| [11:38.005] | liú: zǒu la! huí jiā, zǒu la hēi hēi! |
| [11:40.251] | mǎ: hái lái bù lái la? |
| [11:41.113] | liú: fèi huà! zǒu hái lái shén me ya? dāng rán bù lái la! |
| [11:43.491] | mǎ: bù lái la? |
| [11:44.509] | liú: bù lái la |
| [11:45.188] | mǎ: cóng zhè ér bù lái la? |
| [11:45.972] | liú: a, zěn me la? |
| [11:47.095] | mǎ: zhēn de bù lái la? |
| [11:47.853] | liú: bù lái la! jiù shì bù lái la |
| [11:49.655] | mǎ: tuō xià lái! tuō! |
| [11:53.156] | liú: huǒ jì, huǒ jì! |
| [11:56.055] | mǎ: nǐ bǎ mǎ guà gěi wǒ |
| [11:56.656] | guō: děng huì ér! |
| [11:57.597] | zěn me gè yì sī? tā zǒu, nǐ ràng tā zǒu! |
| [12:00.131] | nǐ tuō tā mǎ guà gàn shén me ya? |
| [12:01.646] | mǎ: tā nà mǎ guà shì wǒ de! |
| [12:03.657] | gěi wǒ tuō xià lái, tuō xià lái! |
| [12:08.960] | guō: tā chuān de mǎ guà ma, shì nǐ de? |
| [12:11.337] | mǎ: wǒ de ya! |
| [12:12.251] | nǐ wèn wèn tā qù nǐ wèn tā qù! |
| [12:17.842] | guō: zhè shì nǎ ér de shì ér a? |
| [12:26.279] | huài la! yào bàn shēn bù suí! zhè zěn me yì sī? |
| [12:40.202] | liú:" zěn me yì sī" gàn má ya? |
| [12:41.195] | mǎ guà ér zěn me yì sī a? |
| [12:42.632] | guō: mǎ guà ér |
| [12:43.206] | liú: a |
| [12:43.807] | guō: zhè mǎ guà ér shì shuí de ya? |
| [12:47.229] | mǎ: gěi wǒ tuō xià lái, gěi wǒ tuō xià lái! |
| [12:49.241] | liú: nǐ zěn me yě wèn zhè mǎ guà a |
| [12:51.409] | guō: wǒ wèn wèn nǎ |
| [12:58.175] | nǐ dí gū shén me ya? shuō de la! |
| [13:02.694] | liú: zhè mǎ guà shì tā de! shì tā de |
| [13:06.638] | guō: ō, zhè mǎ guà ér ma, shì tā de |
| [13:09.773] | liú: āi, nín nǎ |
| [13:11.419] | guō: xíng a, tuō xià lái ba? |
| [13:13.091] | liú: āi? zěn me yì sī? gàn má ya? |
| [13:17.192] | zhè me dà suì shù bāng xiōng a? |
| [13:18.681] | guō: shén me jiào bāng xiōng a? |
| [13:19.908] | mǎ guà jì rán shì rén jiā de, nǐ wèi shí me bù gěi rén jiā ya? |
| [13:23.540] | liú: nǐ guǎn de zháo ma? |
| [13:26.335] | guō: wǒ zěn me guǎn bu zháo a? |
| [13:27.040] | liú: nǐ guǎn de zháo ma? |
| [13:27.745] | guō: zhè jiào" dào lù bù píng, páng rén chǎn"! |
| [13:29.443] | liú: shén me" dào lù bù píng" a? nǎ ér dào lù bù píng a? |
| [13:32.343] | guō: rén jiā de yī shang nǐ chuān zhe, zhè jiào bù xíng |
| [13:34.694] | liú: zěn me bù xíng? zěn me bù xíng a? |
| [13:36.836] | guō: nǐ jiù dé gěi rén jiā |
| [13:37.724] | liú: wǒ ya, bié kàn mǎ guà shì tā de, bù gěi! |
| [13:42.713] | jiù shì bù gěi, zěn me yàng la? |
| [13:44.437] | mǎ: nǐ píng shén me bù gěi ya? |
| [13:46.188] | liú: gàn má qiǎng cí duó lǐ ya? |
| [13:47.677] | mǎ guà? bù cuò! bù cuò! shì tā de |
| [13:49.610] | nǐ wèn míng bái le ma? wǒ píng shén me gěi tā ya? |
| [13:53.450] | wǒ bú shì dǎ tā shǒu lǐ jiè de, wǒ gěi tā gàn má ya? |
| [13:55.513] | mǎ: nǐ gēn shuí shǒu lǐ jiè de, yě shì wǒ de ya! |
| [13:57.577] | guō: āi, zhè huà shuō de duì |
| [13:59.771] | nǐ gēn shuí shǒu lǐ jiè de, yě shì tā de dōng xī |
| [14:03.664] | liú: nǐ yě bù míng bái, nǐ yě gēn zhe jiǎo huo |
| [14:06.798] | wǒ bù cuò, mǎ guà shì tā de! bù bái chuān |
| [14:11.866] | mǎ: ō, nǐ gěi wǒ ná guò lì qián shì zěn me de? |
| [14:14.086] | nǐ gěi wǒ ná guò lì qián ma? |
| [14:15.157] | liú: fèi huà? ná lì qián gàn má? |
| [14:17.456] | guō: nǐ jiù béng shuō la! |
| [14:19.494] | liú: ná lì qián gàn má? |
| [14:20.904] | guō: méi bái chuān nǎ |
| [14:21.584] | liú: wǒ dāng rán méi bái chuān la! |
| [14:22.733] | wǒ wǒ chuān zhè mǎ guà, bù kè qì shuō, yǔ tā yǒu hǎo chù |
| [14:26.704] | guō: a? |
| [14:28.062] | liú: yǔ tā yǒu hǎo chù |
| [14:29.185] | guō: rén jiā de yī shang ma, nǐ chuān zhe! yǔ tā yǒu hǎo chù? |
| [14:32.346] | liú: āi |
| [14:32.895] | guō: nǐ zhè yuè chuān yuè huài yuè chuān yuè zàng, huì yǔ tā yǒu hǎo chù? |
| [14:36.447] | liú: āi, dāng rán yǒu hǎo chù! |
| [14:37.675] | tā bú shì nǐ bié qiáo tā de mǎ guà, wǒ chuān |
| [14:42.037] | jiù jiù shì yǔ tā yǒu hǎo chù |
| [14:44.885] | guō: yǒu shén me hǎo chù? |
| [14:46.034] | liú: fǎn zhèng xiàn zài xiān bù rè |
| [14:49.091] | guō: jiù zhè hǎo chù a? |
| [14:51.102] | liú: wǒ bù bái chuān? zhī dào ba? |
| [14:54.446] | guō: zěn me bù bái chuān? |
| [14:57.894] | liú: gēn běn zhè mǎ guà jiù bú shì cóng tā shǒu lǐ jiè de |
| [15:00.088] | guō: nà me nǐ cóng shuí shǒu lǐ jiè de? |
| [15:01.838] | liú: dǎ tā mā shǒu lǐ jiè de |
| [15:03.197] | guō: nà bù yě shì rén jiā de dōng xī ma! |
| [15:04.163] | liú: nǐ tīng zhe ya! |
| [15:05.208] | nà tiān wǒ qù la, yīn wèi yǒu yí gè lǎo péng you de shēng rì |
| [15:09.388] | wǒ qù gěi bài shòu, dé chuān mǎ guà, wǒ jiù shàng tā men jiā qù la |
| [15:12.993] | wǒ zhǎo tā mā, wǒ shuō |
| [15:14.246] | " dà niáng, nín bǎ dà yé nà mǎ guà jiè wǒ chuān chuān!" |
| [15:17.146] | tā mā bù cuò, gǎn jǐn chū lái le |
| [15:19.210] | " ō, jiè mǎ guà a, hǎo! wǒ gěi nǐ ná qù" |
| [15:21.091] | lǎo tài tài bǎ mǎ guà gěi wǒ le |
| [15:22.606] | wǒ gāng yào zǒu, tā mā jiù gēn wǒ shuō |
| [15:25.375] | guō: shuō shí mǒ? |
| [15:26.498] | liú:" nǐ zhèi xiē tiān jiàn zhe mǎ jì le ma?" |
| [15:29.084] | wǒ shuō:" wǒ men cháng zài yí kuài ér" |
| [15:30.207] | tā mā jiù tuō fù wǒ |
| [15:32.480] | " gēn nǐ shuō, bǎo ruì, mǎ jì zhè hái zi a, tā ya |
| [15:36.320] | tā zhè gè shuō huà ya, lǎo shì nà me yún shān wù zhào, zhe sān bù zháo liǎ |
| [15:44.078] | jìng chuī dà qì, shuō dà huà, dǎi shén me shuō shí mǒ |
| [15:47.814] | yuè dào péng yǒu yí kuài ér a, shuō qǐ lái ya, lǎo shì tā zhī dào de duō! |
| [15:51.758] | shuō lái shuō qù, shuō lái shuō qù, jié guǒ ne? jiù ràng rén wèn zhù la! |
| [15:55.546] | ràng rén wèn dé bì kǒu wú yán, jié guǒ jiù kū zhe jiā lái le |
| [16:00.248] | dào jiā lǐ jiù zhǎo wǒ men de má fán |
| [16:02.129] | nǐ ne, suì shù bǐ tā dà, zhī dào de shì qíng yě duō |
| [16:06.047] | nǐ men jīng cháng zài yí kuài ér zǒu, rú guǒ zài yù dào zhè gè chǎng hé |
| [16:10.593] | tā yào shuō huà yún shān wù zhào, ràng rén jiā wèn zhù de shí hòu |
| [16:14.720] | nǐ néng shuō, nǐ cóng páng a, wǎng yuán mǎn le gěi shuō yī shuō |
| [16:19.500] | bié ràng rén jiā wèn zhù |
| [16:22.844] | dé la! zhè wǒ jiù suàn zhī nǐ de qíng la! |
| [16:24.986] | shěng de tā yī ràng rén wèn zhù a, dào jiā lǐ jiù zhǎo wǒ men de chá ér |
| [16:28.356] | nǐ dǒng zhè yì sī ma? wǎng yuán mǎn le shuō |
| [16:31.282] | tā shuō huà ràng rén wèn zhù le, wǒ néng wǎng yuán mǎn le shuō |
| [16:34.129] | wǒ chuān zhè mǎ guà, yǒu hǎo chù méi yǒu? |
| [16:37.133] | guō: a, hā hā |
| [16:37.969] | liú: wǒ shì bái chuān ma? |
| [16:38.726] | guō: xíng xíng! shì zhè me huí shì ér a? |
| [16:40.503] | liú: zěn me huí shì ér a! |
| [16:41.861] | guō: nǐ yě bié qǐ jí, shì bú shì a? |
| [16:43.637] | wǒ zài gēn tā shuō yī shuō hēi hēi! |
| [16:47.974] | mǎ: zěn me zhāo? |
| [16:48.810] | guō: tā chuān zhè mǎ guà shì yǔ nǐ yǒu hǎo chù |
| [16:53.407] | mǎ: yǔ wǒ yǒu shén me hǎo chù a? |
| [16:54.531] | guō: nǐ zhè rén shuō huà ài yún shān wù zhào |
| [16:56.542] | mǎ: shuí yún shān wù zhào? nǐ tīng tā de gàn má? |
| [17:01.557] | liú: wǒ shì bái chuān ma? |
| [17:04.771] | mǎ: nǐ béng tí nà gè, nǐ hái zǒu bù zǒu la? |
| [17:09.368] | liú: wǒ bù zǒu, kě yǐ ma |
| [17:12.242] | mǎ: bù zǒu, nǐ zhàn nà ér tīng zhe |
| [17:14.148] | wǒ men liǎ shuō wán le, zán yí kuài ér zǒu |
| [17:16.264] | liú: nǐ men liǎ rén shuō? |
| [17:16.970] | mǎ: āi, nǐ yào xiān zǒu, nǐ gěi wǒ tuō la |
| [17:18.224] | liú: āi, xíng xíng! |
| [17:23.971] | mǎ: zhàn nà ér bié zǒu a! |
| [17:25.930] | zhè lù rén, qí shí wǒ bù zài hu zhè mǎ guà, nǐ dǒng ma? |
| [17:29.404] | zhè yǒu shén me ya? wǒ jiā lǐ hǎo jǐ" dǎ" ne! |
| [17:33.688] | guō: shuō huà jiù lái jìn r |
| [17:34.994] | mǎ: běn lái ma, méi guān xì! |
| [17:36.797] | mǎ guà wǒ gěi tā dōu méi guān xì, zhè shuō huà tài kě qì la! |
| [17:40.584] | shuí" yún shān wù zhào"? |
| [17:42.544] | guō: tā shuō nǐ shuō huà" yún shān wù zhào" ma |
| [17:43.824] | mǎ: wǒ zhè me dà xué wèn wǒ" yún shān wù zhào"? a? |
| [17:47.611] | guō: nǐ nǎ me dà de xué wèn ne? |
| [17:48.735] | mǎ: bù kè qì dì shuō, shàng zhī tiān wén, xià zhī dì lǐ ya! |
| [17:52.261] | guō: hǎo ma, yuè shuō yuè lái jìn r la! |
| [17:54.325] | mǎ: shén me dōu dǒng, a! zhī dào ma? |
| [17:56.571] | wǒ yún shān wù zhào? wǒ ràng rén gěi wèn zhù? |
| [17:59.602] | guō: nà me, nǐ yǒu nà shí hou méi yǒu? |
| [18:01.195] | mǎ: shén me ya? |
| [18:02.292] | guō: ràng rén gěi wèn zhù? |
| [18:03.233] | mǎ: shén me wèn zhù? nǐ dǒng shén me ya? |
| [18:06.341] | tā yīn wèi wǒ zhè rén xué wèn dà ya, zhī dào ma? xué wèn dà! |
| [18:11.592] | wǒ shuō de huà yì bān rén dōu bù dǒng |
| [18:14.387] | bù dǒng, tā gēn nǐ tái gàng a, tái gàng |
| [18:18.018] | tái gàng wǒ jiù bù ài lǐ tā men, dǒng ma? |
| [18:20.656] | bù ài lǐ tā men, shuǎi shǒu wǒ zǒu la! |
| [18:22.589] | wǒ zǒu la, zhè jiào wèn zhe la? |
| [18:26.717] | wǒ bù ài lǐ tā men la, dǒng ma? |
| [18:29.616] | zán zhè xué wèn ràng rén wèn zhù, hēng! zhēn shì |
| [18:33.064] | shén me wǒ bù zhī dào? |
| [18:35.389] | guō: ó, quán zhī dào |
| [18:36.225] | mǎ: qián ér zán liǎ yí kuài ér chū qù le ba? |
| [18:37.636] | guō: shì a |
| [18:38.393] | mǎ: wǒ gào sù nǐ shuō |
| [18:39.673] | nǐ bié kàn jīn ér tiān hǎo, wǎn shàng dé xià yǔ, xià yǔ le méi yǒu? |
| [18:44.245] | nǐ shuō! a? xià yǔ le méi xià ba? |
| [18:48.660] | guō: jiù diào jǐ gè diǎn ér a |
| [18:49.783] | mǎ: nǐ béng guǎn diào jǐ gè diǎn ér, tā bù hái xià yǔ la? |
| [18:52.500] | guō: xià la |
| [18:53.492] | mǎ: duì bú duì? xiǎo tiān wén ma, hēng hēng! |
| [18:56.026] | guō: ó? zhè jiù xiǎo tiān wén? |
| [18:56.966] | mǎ: āi, zuó gè, wǒ gào sù nǐ: |
| [18:59.788] | wǎn shàng guā fēng, guā fēng le méi yǒu? |
| [19:01.512] | guō: zuó wǎn guā fēng lái zhe |
| [19:02.295] | mǎ: guā fēng le ba? |
| [19:03.105] | guō: fēng a, dǎo shì bù dà |
| [19:04.046] | mǎ: bù dà? |
| [19:05.117] | guō: a, bù dà |
| [19:05.874] | mǎ: hái bù dà ne? |
| [19:06.684] | guō: kě bú shì ma? |
| [19:07.337] | mǎ: nǐ wèn wèn rén jiā, hái bù dà ne? èr shí sì jí |
| [19:10.628] | guō: a? |
| [19:12.300] | mǎ: nà fēng dà de |
| [19:13.528] | guō: èr shí sì jí? yǒu nà me dà de fēng ma? |
| [19:15.357] | mǎ: a, fēng tài dà la, wū wū, yè lǐ guā qǐ lái la |
| [19:21.260] | āi, wǒ men yuàn yǒu yī yǎn jǐng nǐ zhī dào bù zhī dào? |
| [19:23.742] | guō: zhī dào a |
| [19:24.395] | mǎ: zhī dào a? nǐ jiù zhī dào zhè fēng duō dà le |
| [19:27.295] | guō: zěn me la? |
| [19:28.470] | mǎ: lèng bǎ nà jǐng guā qiáng wài tou qù le! |
| [19:31.918] | nà fēng jiǎn zhí tài dà le, wū |
| [19:37.091] | guā dé nà jǐng ya, guāng dāng, guāng dāng |
| [19:42.681] | zěn me la? |
| [19:43.229] | guō: nín zhè ér shuō le bàn tiān wǒ méi tīng míng bái, shén me guā qiáng wài tou qù le? |
| [19:46.129] | mǎ: wǒ men yuàn nà yǎn jǐng ya, guā qiáng wài tou qù le! |
| [19:48.349] | guō: ó, jiù shì nà gè jǐng ya? |
| [19:50.256] | mǎ: āi! |
| [19:50.935] | guō: ó, jiù shì dì lǐ de nà gè jǐng ya? |
| [19:52.477] | mǎ: jiù shì ya! |
| [19:53.208] | guō: ó, guā dào qiáng wài tou qù le? |
| [19:54.723] | mǎ: āi yō, guā dé |
| [19:55.455] | wǒ tīng zhe dōu hài pà la, guāng dāng, guāng dāng, guāng dāng |
| [19:59.817] | guō: bié" guāng dāng" le |
| [20:02.691] | nǎ ér de shì ya? duō dà de fēng, zhè jǐng yě bù néng guā chū qiáng qù ya? |
| [20:06.818] | mǎ: tā zhēn guā chū qù le ma! |
| [20:07.967] | guō: nǎ ér yǒu zhè gè shì ya? |
| [20:09.482] | mǎ: zhè wǒ néng shuō xiā huà ma? |
| [20:11.154] | guō: nǐ zhè jiù shì xiā huà ma! |
| [20:12.382] | mǎ: nǐ bù xìn nǐ wèn tā qù! |
| [20:14.263] | nǐ wèn tā qù! |
| [20:16.640] | guō: tā zhī dào a? |
| [20:17.345] | mǎ: tā shàng wǒ men jiā cān guān qù le |
| [20:18.599] | guō: hái cān guān qù le? |
| [20:20.428] | mǎ: āi, tā zhǔn zhī dào! |
| [20:22.178] | guō: zhè yào nà me yàng wǒ yě de cān guān cān guān qù |
| [20:25.025] | mǎ: nǐ wèn tā qù ba! |
| [20:27.716] | guō: gēn nín dǎ tīng diǎn ér shì |
| [20:31.268] | liú: nín bié kè qi, bié kè qi shén me shì? |
| [20:33.750] | guō: āi, zhè gè, qián tiān wǎn bù shǎng ér guā fēng a |
| [20:36.833] | liú: a a |
| [20:37.486] | guō: zhè gè jǐng huì guā dào qiáng wài bian r qù le |
| [20:40.855] | liú: méi shuì xǐng nǎ? |
| [20:53.812] | guō: wǒ zhè ér méi shuì jiào a |
| [20:55.353] | liú: shén me? jǐng |
| [20:56.424] | mǎ: gěi wǒ tuō xià lái! |
| [20:59.011] | liú: āi, āi, bú shì xiàn zài bù tuō ma? |
| [21:00.186] | mǎ: shén me xiàn zài bù tuō? mǎ shàng tuō xià lái! |
| [21:01.753] | liú: zěn me huí shì ya? nǐ zhè |
| [21:03.321] | mǎ: wǒ men yuàn nà yǎn jǐng guā qiáng wài tou qù le, nǐ bù zhī dào ma? |
| [21:08.049] | a? nǐ zhī dào bù zhī dào? |
| [21:12.176] | liú: ó, ó, nín shuō zhè gè jǐng ràng fēng guā qiáng wài tou shì |
| [21:18.916] | shì tā shuō de ya? |
| [21:20.405] | guō: a! méi yǒu zhè gè shì ya! |
| [21:22.625] | liú: yǒu! |
| [21:23.902] | mǎ: zěn me yàng? |
| [21:25.005] | liú: yǒu! |
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