| [00:01.22] | 这个人呐有学问没学问看的出来 |
| [00:05.33] | 哎要说呐您学问就不小 |
| [00:07.46] | 我也没什么学问 嗯 |
| [00:09.88] | 他真正有学问的人啊 |
| [00:12.72] | 不会自夸其德 诶 |
| [00:14.15] | 不是有这么一句话吗 |
| [00:14.97] | 真人不露相 露相不真人 |
| [00:17.43] | 是么 |
| [00:17.98] | 你不论什么事都是一个样 |
| [00:19.98] | 那是啊 |
| [00:20.79] | 你比如说啊 |
| [00:21.95] | 这位是某某艺术家！诶 |
| [00:24.82] | 这个艺术家啊 |
| [00:26.17] | 得别人承认 是 |
| [00:27.72] | 如果你自己承认 |
| [00:29.39] | 那就不怎么样了 |
| [00:32.20] | 诶 没有自夸的 |
| [00:33.71] | 是不是啊 对 |
| [00:35.76] | 人一多知多懂 |
| [00:37.62] | 就不怎么样了 是吗 |
| [00:38.88] | 你知道这个事情你先别说 |
| [00:41.72] | 你听听人家怎么个谈法 |
| [00:43.79] | 然后你再谈 嗯 |
| [00:45.73] | 老是显得自己有能耐 |
| [00:48.04] | 我们邻居不有这么一位吗 哦 |
| [00:50.31] | 嗬 没有他不知道的事情 是啊 |
| [00:52.18] | 人说什么他懂什么 哦 |
| [00:54.87] | 外号叫万事通 你瞧呢 |
| [00:57.27] | 有人就说了说什么 哎呀 |
| [00:58.85] | 据说这个宋版书可值钱呢 |
| [01:02.61] | 他接过来了 |
| [01:03.73] | 他怎么样 |
| [01:04.80] | 哎呦 一篇就能卖两块现洋 |
| [01:08.58] | 我家有一套宋版书呢 |
| [01:11.16] | 那得卖多少钱 |
| [01:13.32] | 人家就问了 |
| [01:14.74] | 你家这套宋板书几本呢 |
| [01:18.37] | 几本呢 |
| [01:19.60] | 几本呢呢呢 |
| [01:20.47] | 这么厚两摞 |
| [01:22.67] | 豁 一篇两块 |
| [01:24.69] | 这么厚两摞 |
| [01:26.51] | 你那是真正宋版书吗 |
| [01:28.83] | 是啊，没错啊，是宋版书 |
| [01:31.25] | 什么书啊 |
| [01:32.77] | 就是 康熙字典 |
| [01:34.20] | 康~啊？ |
| [01:36.16] | 你琢磨琢磨 |
| [01:36.94] | 这康熙字典 |
| [01:38.39] | 康熙是清代的 是啊 |
| [01:40.32] | 那怎么能会是宋版书啊 |
| [01:42.06] | 这位啊 可什么都不懂啊 |
| [01:45.60] | 还要充多知多懂 |
| [01:48.09] | 还有的人也是这样 嗯？ |
| [01:50.66] | 自称画家 |
| [01:52.13] | 哦？画画？ 嗯 |
| [01:54.16] | 在过去啊在天津 |
| [01:55.19] | 我们也有一邻居 |
| [01:56.30] | 豁，他这个画他自已吹嘘的不得了 |
| [02:00.74] | 他说如果我画啊 |
| [02:02.64] | 明月松前照 |
| [02:04.65] | 这个画要画出来 你看 |
| [02:07.16] | 到十五这天月亮就圆 |
| [02:11.49] | 初一呀就是小月牙，越来越小 |
| [02:15.29] | 您瞧诶 |
| [02:16.13] | 诶，画得了就跟真月亮一样 |
| [02:19.43] | 你听这玩意有根据吗 |
| [02:21.06] | 画的这么出神啊 |
| [02:22.50] | 他老这么说 |
| [02:24.09] | 可是他老不给人画 |
| [02:26.35] | 他也知道他那两笔不怎么样 |
| [02:29.45] | 有这么一天哪 |
| [02:30.89] | 有一个人拿着一个扇面新买的 |
| [02:36.32] | 他这么一瞧 |
| [02:37.64] | 诶 这扇面好啊 |
| [02:40.99] | 啊 没写没画呢 |
| [02:42.55] | 对呢 没呢 |
| [02:43.82] | 来吧，我给你画吧 |
| [02:46.81] | 这位一听 |
| [02:48.47] | 他老吹嘘他画的好 |
| [02:51.12] | 今儿我没求他 |
| [02:52.80] | 他自己要张罗着要画 |
| [02:55.00] | 哎呦呵 谢谢您谢谢您 |
| [02:57.78] | 您给画画吧 |
| [02:58.98] | 行了行了，甭谢了 |
| [03:00.80] | 呃 一事不烦二主 |
| [03:03.70] | 您放心吧 |
| [03:05.09] | 两面 一面写一面画 |
| [03:08.19] | 哦，全是他来 |
| [03:09.14] | 怎么样？ |
| [03:10.32] | 三天之后 你来取 |
| [03:12.95] | 哦，诶好 很快，您受累 |
| [03:15.93] | 没事 我今儿高兴嘛 哦 |
| [03:18.28] | 这画画非得高兴 那是 |
| [03:21.22] | 给你画什么好啊 |
| [03:23.84] | 那您 您看着办吧 |
| [03:25.82] | 那倒是 |
| [03:27.43] | 怎么办 |
| [03:28.14] | 反正我画美人是最拿手 |
| [03:30.37] | 哦，美人 |
| [03:32.01] | 那您受累给画个美人吧 |
| [03:33.87] | 哦，叫他画美人嘛 |
| [03:34.89] | 好勒，你三天以后取来吧 |
| [03:36.72] | 那人走了 |
| [03:38.22] | 到了三天以后那人找他来了 |
| [03:40.36] | 啊？先生 |
| [03:42.33] | 您这扇面都画得了吗 |
| [03:44.42] | 人来取得了 |
| [03:45.84] | 画得了画得了 |
| [03:46.80] | 甭忙甭忙 |
| [03:48.24] | 打那书架上把那扇面 拿下来了 |
| [03:50.70] | 拿下来他不递给人家 |
| [03:53.67] | 他自己先瞧 |
| [03:55.67] | 站的很远的 嗯 啧 |
| [04:00.24] | 我说 这 |
| [04:04.03] | 你让我画什么来了 |
| [04:06.36] | 这不画美人吗 |
| [04:09.06] | 是啊您不是说画美人画的好嘛 |
| [04:11.84] | 对对对画美人 |
| [04:14.21] | 美人是美人 |
| [04:17.03] | 哎呀 啧 对不起你 |
| [04:19.46] | 怎么了 |
| [04:21.41] | 这两天我小孩子闹病啊 |
| [04:21.83] | 我心里气急 |
| [04:23.41] | 气急这个美人啊没画好 |
| [04:27.37] | 这个 脸盘子画大一点儿了 |
| [04:30.60] | 这个这个 |
| [04:31.45] | 不太像美人了 那么像 也不要紧 |
| [04:33.29] | 你这个扇面糟蹋不了 |
| [04:35.98] | 美人画的脸盘子大一点 |
| [04:37.65] | 没关系 |
| [04:38.68] | 我我 我给你改一改怎么样 |
| [04:38.86] | 唔，改什么 |
| [04:43.70] | 我给你改个张飞怎么样 |
| [04:48.03] | 美人改张飞啊 |
| [04:50.63] | 你琢磨琢磨 |
| [04:51.52] | 这美人画出来都跟张飞一个模样了 |
| [04:54.58] | 这还叫美人吗 |
| [04:56.81] | 先生那改的好吗 |
| [04:58.34] | 改得好改得好 |
| [04:59.90] | 添上胡子就是张飞 好嘛 |
| [05:02.31] | 你甭管了 你过三天来取她的吧 |
| [05:05.55] | 那人没办法 怎么样 |
| [05:06.93] | 只好走了 走吧 |
| [05:08.32] | 过了三天又来了 |
| [05:10.08] | 先生，我那个张飞得了吗 |
| [05:11.67] | 得了得了 |
| [05:13.68] | 拿下来 哎 张飞哎呀 |
| [05:20.63] | 诶，我这两天我老婆也生病了 |
| [05:23.88] | 我心里气急 |
| [05:25.05] | 这个张飞胡子画的太多了 |
| [05:30.03] | 哎，这么办，不要紧糟践不了 |
| [05:33.35] | 我给你改棵大树怎么样 |
| [05:37.86] | 改树啦 |
| [05:39.92] | 哎，这个胡子太多了嘛 |
| [05:42.15] | 几笔就改成大树 这好嘛 |
| [05:45.76] | 嫌这树不怎么样呢 |
| [05:47.58] | 旁边再给你画几颗怪石 |
| [05:51.29] | 先生甭管画什么了 |
| [05:51.67] | 您快点儿行不行 |
| [05:53.53] | 行行行 没关系 |
| [05:54.53] | 您明儿取来了吧 |
| [05:56.28] | 让人明儿取 |
| [05:58.13] | 转天人就去了 |
| [05:59.72] | 先生 |
| [06:00.58] | 我这怎么样了 |
| [06:00.99] | 行了行了 |
| [06:03.78] | 大树你看，怪石 哎呀 |
| [06:07.71] | 这怪石太怪了 |
| [06:10.86] | 画的连我看着都怪了 |
| [06:13.24] | 这个 诶 |
| [06:14.76] | 要不这么办好不好 |
| [06:16.42] | 不要紧糟践不了 |
| [06:18.63] | 我再给你改改 |
| [06:19.90] | 还改啊 |
| [06:21.10] | 我给你改个 这么办得了 |
| [06:24.48] | 嗯？怎么样 |
| [06:25.06] | 我拿墨笔给你涂个黑面 |
| [06:27.58] | 干脆你找人写金字去行不行 |
| [06:29.70] | 就这个啊 |
| [00:01.22] | zhe ge ren na you xue wen mei xue wen kan de chu lai |
| [00:05.33] | ai yao shuo na nin xue wen jiu bu xiao |
| [00:07.46] | wo ye mei shen me xue wen |
| [00:09.88] | ta zhen zheng you xue wen de ren a |
| [00:12.72] | bu hui zi kua qi de ei |
| [00:14.15] | bu shi you zhe me yi ju hua ma |
| [00:14.97] | zhen ren bu lou xiang lou xiang bu zhen ren |
| [00:17.43] | shi me |
| [00:17.98] | ni bu lun shen me shi dou shi yi ge yang |
| [00:19.98] | na shi a |
| [00:20.79] | ni bi ru shuo a |
| [00:21.95] | zhe wei shi mou mou yi shu jia! ei |
| [00:24.82] | zhe ge yi shu jia a |
| [00:26.17] | de bie ren cheng ren shi |
| [00:27.72] | ru guo ni zi ji cheng ren |
| [00:29.39] | na jiu bu zen me yang le |
| [00:32.20] | ei mei you zi kua de |
| [00:33.71] | shi bu shi a dui |
| [00:35.76] | ren yi duo zhi duo dong |
| [00:37.62] | jiu bu zen me yang le shi ma |
| [00:38.88] | ni zhi dao zhe ge shi qing ni xian bie shuo |
| [00:41.72] | ni ting ting ren jia zen me ge tan fa |
| [00:43.79] | ran hou ni zai tan |
| [00:45.73] | lao shi xian de zi ji you neng nai |
| [00:48.04] | wo men lin ju bu you zhe me yi wei ma o |
| [00:50.31] | he mei you ta bu zhi dao de shi qing shi a |
| [00:52.18] | ren shuo shi mo ta dong shen me o |
| [00:54.87] | wai hao jiao wan shi tong ni qiao ne |
| [00:57.27] | you ren jiu shuo le shuo shi mo ai ya |
| [00:58.85] | ju shuo zhe ge song ban shu ke zhi qian ne |
| [01:02.61] | ta jie guo lai le |
| [01:03.73] | ta zen me yang |
| [01:04.80] | ai you yi pian jiu neng mai liang kuai xian yang |
| [01:08.58] | wo jia you yi tao song ban shu ne |
| [01:11.16] | na de mai duo shao qian |
| [01:13.32] | ren jia jiu wen le |
| [01:14.74] | ni jia zhe tao song ban shu ji ben ne |
| [01:18.37] | ji ben ne |
| [01:19.60] | ji ben ni ni ne |
| [01:20.47] | zhe me hou liang luo |
| [01:22.67] | huo yi pian liang kuai |
| [01:24.69] | zhe me hou liang luo |
| [01:26.51] | ni na shi zhen zheng song ban shu ma |
| [01:28.83] | shi a, mei cuo a, shi song ban shu |
| [01:31.25] | shen me shu a |
| [01:32.77] | jiu shi kang xi zi dian |
| [01:34.20] | kang a? |
| [01:36.16] | ni zuo mo zuo mo |
| [01:36.94] | zhe kang xi zi dian |
| [01:38.39] | kang xi shi qing dai de shi a |
| [01:40.32] | na zen me neng hui shi song ban shu a |
| [01:42.06] | zhe wei a ke shen me dou bu dong a |
| [01:45.60] | hai yao chong duo zhi duo dong |
| [01:48.09] | hai you de ren ye shi zhe yang ? |
| [01:50.66] | zi cheng hua jia |
| [01:52.13] | o? hua hua? |
| [01:54.16] | zai guo qu a zai tian jin |
| [01:55.19] | wo men ye you yi lin ju |
| [01:56.30] | huo, ta zhe ge hua ta zi yi chui xu de bu de le |
| [02:00.74] | ta shuo ru guo wo hua a |
| [02:02.64] | ming yue song qian zhao |
| [02:04.65] | zhe ge hua yao hua chu lai ni kan |
| [02:07.16] | dao shi wu zhe tian yue liang jiu yuan |
| [02:11.49] | chu yi ya jiu shi xiao yue ya, yue lai yue xiao |
| [02:15.29] | nin qiao ei |
| [02:16.13] | ei, hua de le jiu gen zhen yue liang yi yang |
| [02:19.43] | ni ting zhe wan yi you gen ju ma |
| [02:21.06] | hua de zhe me chu shen a |
| [02:22.50] | ta lao zhe me shuo |
| [02:24.09] | ke shi ta lao bu gei ren hua |
| [02:26.35] | ta ye zhi dao ta na liang bi bu zen me yang |
| [02:29.45] | you zhe me yi tian na |
| [02:30.89] | you yi ge ren na zhe yi ge shan mian xin mai de |
| [02:36.32] | ta zhe me yi qiao |
| [02:37.64] | ei zhe shan mian hao a |
| [02:40.99] | a mei xie mei hua ne |
| [02:42.55] | dui ne mei ne |
| [02:43.82] | lai ba, wo gei ni hua ba |
| [02:46.81] | zhe wei yi ting |
| [02:48.47] | ta lao chui xu ta hua de hao |
| [02:51.12] | jin er wo mei qiu ta |
| [02:52.80] | ta zi ji yao zhang luo zhe yao hua |
| [02:55.00] | ai you a xie xie nin xie xie nin |
| [02:57.78] | nin gei hua hua ba |
| [02:58.98] | xing le xing le, beng xie le |
| [03:00.80] | e yi shi bu fan er zhu |
| [03:03.70] | nin fang xin ba |
| [03:05.09] | liang mian yi mian xie yi mian hua |
| [03:08.19] | o, quan shi ta lai |
| [03:09.14] | zen me yang? |
| [03:10.32] | san tian zhi hou ni lai qu |
| [03:12.95] | o, ei hao hen kuai, nin shou lei |
| [03:15.93] | mei shi wo jin er gao xing ma o |
| [03:18.28] | zhe hua hua fei dei gao xing na shi |
| [03:21.22] | gei ni hua shen me hao a |
| [03:23.84] | na nin nin kan zhe ban ba |
| [03:25.82] | na dao shi |
| [03:27.43] | zen me ban |
| [03:28.14] | fan zheng wo hua mei ren shi zui na shou |
| [03:30.37] | o, mei ren |
| [03:32.01] | na nin shou lei gei hua ge mei ren ba |
| [03:33.87] | o, jiao ta hua mei ren ma |
| [03:34.89] | hao lei, ni san tian yi hou qu lai ba |
| [03:36.72] | na ren zou le |
| [03:38.22] | dao le san tian yi hou na ren zhao ta lai le |
| [03:40.36] | a? xian sheng |
| [03:42.33] | nin zhe shan mian dou hua de le ma |
| [03:44.42] | ren lai qu de le |
| [03:45.84] | hua de le hua de le |
| [03:46.80] | beng mang beng mang |
| [03:48.24] | da na shu jia shang ba na shan mian na xia lai le |
| [03:50.70] | na xia lai ta bu di gei ren jia |
| [03:53.67] | ta zi ji xian qiao |
| [03:55.67] | zhan de hen yuan de ze |
| [04:00.24] | wo shuo zhe |
| [04:04.03] | ni rang wo hua shen me lai le |
| [04:06.36] | zhe bu hua mei ren ma |
| [04:09.06] | shi a nin bu shi shuo hua mei ren hua de hao ma |
| [04:11.84] | dui dui dui hua mei ren |
| [04:14.21] | mei ren shi mei ren |
| [04:17.03] | ai ya ze dui bu qi ni |
| [04:19.46] | zen me le |
| [04:21.41] | zhe liang tian wo xiao hai zi nao bing a |
| [04:21.83] | wo xin li qi ji |
| [04:23.41] | qi ji zhe ge mei ren a mei hua hao |
| [04:27.37] | zhe ge lian pan zi hua da yi dian er le |
| [04:30.60] | zhe ge zhe ge |
| [04:31.45] | bu tai xiang mei ren le na me xiang ye bu yao jin |
| [04:33.29] | ni zhe ge shan mian zao ta bu liao |
| [04:35.98] | mei ren hua de lian pan zi da yi dian |
| [04:37.65] | mei guan xi |
| [04:38.68] | wo wo wo gei ni gai yi gai zen me yang |
| [04:38.86] | wu, gai shen me |
| [04:43.70] | wo gei ni gai ge zhang fei zen me yang |
| [04:48.03] | mei ren gai zhang fei a |
| [04:50.63] | ni zuo mo zuo mo |
| [04:51.52] | zhe mei ren hua chu lai dou gen zhang fei yi ge mu yang le |
| [04:54.58] | zhe hai jiao mei ren ma |
| [04:56.81] | xian sheng na gai de hao ma |
| [04:58.34] | gai de hao gai de hao |
| [04:59.90] | tian shang hu zi jiu shi zhang fei hao ma |
| [05:02.31] | ni beng guan le ni guo san tian lai qu ta de ba |
| [05:05.55] | na ren mei ban fa zen me yang |
| [05:06.93] | zhi hao zou le zou ba |
| [05:08.32] | guo le san tian you lai le |
| [05:10.08] | xian sheng, wo na ge zhang fei de le ma |
| [05:11.67] | de liao de le |
| [05:13.68] | na xia lai ai zhang fei ai ya |
| [05:20.63] | ei, wo zhe liang tian wo lao po ye sheng bing le |
| [05:23.88] | wo xin li qi ji |
| [05:25.05] | zhe ge zhang fei hu zi hua de tai duo le |
| [05:30.03] | ai, zhe me ban, bu yao jin zao jian bu liao |
| [05:33.35] | wo gei ni gai ke da shu zen me yang |
| [05:37.86] | gai shu la |
| [05:39.92] | ai, zhe ge hu zi tai duo le ma |
| [05:42.15] | ji bi jiu gai cheng da shu zhe hao ma |
| [05:45.76] | xian zhe shu bu zen me yang ne |
| [05:47.58] | pang bian zai gei ni hua ji ke guai shi |
| [05:51.29] | xian sheng beng guan hua shen me le |
| [05:51.67] | nin kuai dian r xing bu xing |
| [05:53.53] | xing xing xing mei guan xi |
| [05:54.53] | nin ming er qu lai le ba |
| [05:56.28] | rang ren ming er qu |
| [05:58.13] | zhuan tian ren jiu qu le |
| [05:59.72] | xian sheng |
| [06:00.58] | wo zhe zen me yang le |
| [06:00.99] | xing le xing le |
| [06:03.78] | da shu ni kan, guai shi ai ya |
| [06:07.71] | zhe guai shi tai guai le |
| [06:10.86] | hua de lian wo kan zhe dou guai le |
| [06:13.24] | zhe ge ei |
| [06:14.76] | yao bu zhe me ban hao bu hao |
| [06:16.42] | bu yao jin zao jian bu liao |
| [06:18.63] | wo zai gei ni gai gai |
| [06:19.90] | hai gai a |
| [06:21.10] | wo gei ni gai ge zhe me ban de le |
| [06:24.48] | ? zen me yang |
| [06:25.06] | wo na mo bi gei ni tu ge hei mian |
| [06:27.58] | gan cui ni zhao ren xie jin zi qu xing bu xing |
| [06:29.70] | jiu zhe ge a |
| [00:01.22] | zhè gè rén nà yǒu xué wèn méi xué wèn kàn de chū lái |
| [00:05.33] | āi yào shuō nà nín xué wèn jiù bù xiǎo |
| [00:07.46] | wǒ yě méi shén me xué wèn |
| [00:09.88] | tā zhēn zhèng yǒu xué wèn de rén a |
| [00:12.72] | bú huì zì kuā qí dé éi |
| [00:14.15] | bú shì yǒu zhè me yī jù huà ma |
| [00:14.97] | zhēn rén bù lòu xiàng lòu xiàng bù zhēn rén |
| [00:17.43] | shì me |
| [00:17.98] | nǐ bù lùn shén me shì dōu shì yī ge yàng |
| [00:19.98] | nà shi a |
| [00:20.79] | nǐ bǐ rú shuō a |
| [00:21.95] | zhè wèi shì mǒu mǒu yì shù jiā! éi |
| [00:24.82] | zhè gè yì shù jiā a |
| [00:26.17] | dé bié rén chéng rèn shì |
| [00:27.72] | rú guǒ nǐ zì jǐ chéng rèn |
| [00:29.39] | nà jiù bù zěn me yàng le |
| [00:32.20] | éi méi yǒu zì kuā de |
| [00:33.71] | shì bú shì a duì |
| [00:35.76] | rén yī duō zhī duō dǒng |
| [00:37.62] | jiù bù zěn me yàng le shì ma |
| [00:38.88] | nǐ zhī dào zhè gè shì qíng nǐ xiān bié shuō |
| [00:41.72] | nǐ tīng tīng rén jiā zěn me gè tán fǎ |
| [00:43.79] | rán hòu nǐ zài tán |
| [00:45.73] | lǎo shì xiǎn de zì jǐ yǒu néng nài |
| [00:48.04] | wǒ men lín jū bù yǒu zhè me yī wèi ma ó |
| [00:50.31] | hē méi yǒu tā bù zhī dào de shì qíng shì a |
| [00:52.18] | rén shuō shí mǒ tā dǒng shén me ó |
| [00:54.87] | wài háo jiào wàn shì tōng nǐ qiáo ne |
| [00:57.27] | yǒu rén jiù shuō le shuō shí mǒ āi yā |
| [00:58.85] | jù shuō zhè gè sòng bǎn shū kě zhí qián ne |
| [01:02.61] | tā jiē guò lái le |
| [01:03.73] | tā zěn me yàng |
| [01:04.80] | āi yōu yī piān jiù néng mài liǎng kuài xiàn yáng |
| [01:08.58] | wǒ jiā yǒu yī tào sòng bǎn shū ne |
| [01:11.16] | nà de mài duō shǎo qián |
| [01:13.32] | rén jiā jiù wèn le |
| [01:14.74] | nǐ jiā zhè tào sòng bǎn shū jǐ běn ne |
| [01:18.37] | jǐ běn ne |
| [01:19.60] | jǐ běn ní ní ne |
| [01:20.47] | zhè me hòu liǎng luò |
| [01:22.67] | huō yī piān liǎng kuài |
| [01:24.69] | zhè me hòu liǎng luò |
| [01:26.51] | nǐ nà shi zhēn zhèng sòng bǎn shū ma |
| [01:28.83] | shì a, méi cuò a, shì sòng bǎn shū |
| [01:31.25] | shén me shū a |
| [01:32.77] | jiù shì kāng xī zì diǎn |
| [01:34.20] | kāng a? |
| [01:36.16] | nǐ zuó mo zuó mo |
| [01:36.94] | zhè kāng xī zì diǎn |
| [01:38.39] | kāng xī shì qīng dài de shì a |
| [01:40.32] | nà zěn me néng huì shì sòng bǎn shū a |
| [01:42.06] | zhè wèi a kě shén me dōu bù dǒng a |
| [01:45.60] | hái yào chōng duō zhī duō dǒng |
| [01:48.09] | hái yǒu de rén yě shì zhè yàng ? |
| [01:50.66] | zì chēng huà jiā |
| [01:52.13] | ó? huà huà? |
| [01:54.16] | zài guò qù a zài tiān jīn |
| [01:55.19] | wǒ men yě yǒu yī lín jū |
| [01:56.30] | huō, tā zhè gè huà tā zì yǐ chuī xū de bù dé le |
| [02:00.74] | tā shuō rú guǒ wǒ huà a |
| [02:02.64] | míng yuè sōng qián zhào |
| [02:04.65] | zhè gè huà yào huà chū lái nǐ kàn |
| [02:07.16] | dào shí wǔ zhè tiān yuè liàng jiù yuán |
| [02:11.49] | chū yī ya jiù shì xiǎo yuè yá, yuè lái yuè xiǎo |
| [02:15.29] | nín qiáo éi |
| [02:16.13] | éi, huà dé le jiù gēn zhēn yuè liàng yí yàng |
| [02:19.43] | nǐ tīng zhè wán yì yǒu gēn jù ma |
| [02:21.06] | huà de zhè me chū shén a |
| [02:22.50] | tā lǎo zhè me shuō |
| [02:24.09] | kě shì tā lǎo bù gěi rén huà |
| [02:26.35] | tā yě zhī dào tā nà liǎng bǐ bù zěn me yàng |
| [02:29.45] | yǒu zhè me yì tiān nǎ |
| [02:30.89] | yǒu yí ge rén ná zhe yí gè shàn miàn xīn mǎi de |
| [02:36.32] | tā zhè me yī qiáo |
| [02:37.64] | éi zhè shàn miàn hǎo a |
| [02:40.99] | a méi xiě méi huà ne |
| [02:42.55] | duì ne méi ne |
| [02:43.82] | lái ba, wǒ gěi nǐ huà ba |
| [02:46.81] | zhè wèi yī tīng |
| [02:48.47] | tā lǎo chuī xū tā huà de hǎo |
| [02:51.12] | jīn ér wǒ méi qiú tā |
| [02:52.80] | tā zì jǐ yào zhāng luó zhe yào huà |
| [02:55.00] | āi yōu ā xiè xiè nín xiè xiè nín |
| [02:57.78] | nín gěi huà huà ba |
| [02:58.98] | xíng le xíng le, béng xiè le |
| [03:00.80] | è yī shì bù fán èr zhǔ |
| [03:03.70] | nín fàng xīn ba |
| [03:05.09] | liǎng miàn yī miàn xiě yī miàn huà |
| [03:08.19] | ó, quán shì tā lái |
| [03:09.14] | zěn me yàng? |
| [03:10.32] | sān tiān zhī hòu nǐ lái qǔ |
| [03:12.95] | ó, éi hǎo hěn kuài, nín shòu lěi |
| [03:15.93] | méi shì wǒ jīn ér gāo xìng ma ó |
| [03:18.28] | zhè huà huà fēi děi gāo xìng nà shi |
| [03:21.22] | gěi nǐ huà shén me hǎo a |
| [03:23.84] | nà nín nín kàn zhe bàn ba |
| [03:25.82] | nà dào shi |
| [03:27.43] | zěn me bàn |
| [03:28.14] | fǎn zhèng wǒ huà měi rén shì zuì ná shǒu |
| [03:30.37] | ó, měi rén |
| [03:32.01] | nà nín shòu lěi gěi huà gè měi rén ba |
| [03:33.87] | ó, jiào tā huà měi rén ma |
| [03:34.89] | hǎo lēi, nǐ sān tiān yǐ hòu qǔ lái ba |
| [03:36.72] | nà rén zǒu le |
| [03:38.22] | dào le sān tiān yǐ hòu nà rén zhǎo tā lái le |
| [03:40.36] | a? xiān shēng |
| [03:42.33] | nín zhè shàn miàn dōu huà dé le ma |
| [03:44.42] | rén lái qǔ de le |
| [03:45.84] | huà dé le huà dé le |
| [03:46.80] | béng máng béng máng |
| [03:48.24] | dǎ nà shū jià shàng bǎ nà shàn miàn ná xià lái le |
| [03:50.70] | ná xià lái tā bù dì gěi rén jiā |
| [03:53.67] | tā zì jǐ xiān qiáo |
| [03:55.67] | zhàn de hěn yuǎn de zé |
| [04:00.24] | wǒ shuō zhè |
| [04:04.03] | nǐ ràng wǒ huà shén me lái le |
| [04:06.36] | zhè bù huà měi rén ma |
| [04:09.06] | shì a nín bú shì shuō huà měi rén huà de hǎo ma |
| [04:11.84] | duì duì duì huà měi rén |
| [04:14.21] | měi rén shì měi rén |
| [04:17.03] | āi yā zé duì bù qǐ nǐ |
| [04:19.46] | zěn me le |
| [04:21.41] | zhè liǎng tiān wǒ xiǎo hái zi nào bìng a |
| [04:21.83] | wǒ xīn lǐ qì jí |
| [04:23.41] | qì jí zhè gè měi rén a méi huà hǎo |
| [04:27.37] | zhè gè liǎn pán zi huà dà yì diǎn ér le |
| [04:30.60] | zhè gè zhè gè |
| [04:31.45] | bù tài xiàng měi rén le nà me xiàng yě bú yào jǐn |
| [04:33.29] | nǐ zhè gè shàn miàn zāo tà bù liǎo |
| [04:35.98] | měi rén huà de liǎn pán zi dà yì diǎn |
| [04:37.65] | méi guān xì |
| [04:38.68] | wǒ wǒ wǒ gěi nǐ gǎi yī gǎi zěn me yàng |
| [04:38.86] | wú, gǎi shén me |
| [04:43.70] | wǒ gěi nǐ gǎi gè zhāng fēi zěn me yàng |
| [04:48.03] | měi rén gǎi zhāng fēi a |
| [04:50.63] | nǐ zuó mo zuó mo |
| [04:51.52] | zhè měi rén huà chū lái dōu gēn zhāng fēi yí gè mú yàng le |
| [04:54.58] | zhè hái jiào měi rén ma |
| [04:56.81] | xiān shēng nà gǎi de hǎo ma |
| [04:58.34] | gǎi dé hǎo gǎi dé hǎo |
| [04:59.90] | tiān shàng hú zǐ jiù shì zhāng fēi hǎo ma |
| [05:02.31] | nǐ béng guǎn le nǐ guò sān tiān lái qǔ tā de ba |
| [05:05.55] | nà rén méi bàn fǎ zěn me yàng |
| [05:06.93] | zhǐ hǎo zǒu le zǒu ba |
| [05:08.32] | guò le sān tiān yòu lái le |
| [05:10.08] | xiān shēng, wǒ nà gè zhāng fēi dé le ma |
| [05:11.67] | dé liǎo de le |
| [05:13.68] | ná xià lái āi zhāng fēi āi yā |
| [05:20.63] | éi, wǒ zhè liǎng tiān wǒ lǎo pó yě shēng bìng le |
| [05:23.88] | wǒ xīn lǐ qì jí |
| [05:25.05] | zhè gè zhāng fēi hú zǐ huà de tài duō le |
| [05:30.03] | āi, zhè me bàn, bú yào jǐn zāo jiàn bù liǎo |
| [05:33.35] | wǒ gěi nǐ gǎi kē dà shù zěn me yàng |
| [05:37.86] | gǎi shù la |
| [05:39.92] | āi, zhè gè hú zǐ tài duō le ma |
| [05:42.15] | jǐ bǐ jiù gǎi chéng dà shù zhè hǎo ma |
| [05:45.76] | xián zhè shù bù zěn me yàng ne |
| [05:47.58] | páng biān zài gěi nǐ huà jǐ kē guài shí |
| [05:51.29] | xiān shēng béng guǎn huà shén me le |
| [05:51.67] | nín kuài diǎn r xíng bù xíng |
| [05:53.53] | xíng xíng xíng méi guān xì |
| [05:54.53] | nín míng ér qǔ lái le ba |
| [05:56.28] | ràng rén míng ér qǔ |
| [05:58.13] | zhuǎn tiān rén jiù qù le |
| [05:59.72] | xiān shēng |
| [06:00.58] | wǒ zhè zěn me yàng le |
| [06:00.99] | xíng le xíng le |
| [06:03.78] | dà shù nǐ kàn, guài shí āi yā |
| [06:07.71] | zhè guài shí tài guài le |
| [06:10.86] | huà de lián wǒ kàn zhe dōu guài le |
| [06:13.24] | zhè gè éi |
| [06:14.76] | yào bù zhè me bàn hǎo bù hǎo |
| [06:16.42] | bú yào jǐn zāo jiàn bù liǎo |
| [06:18.63] | wǒ zài gěi nǐ gǎi gǎi |
| [06:19.90] | hái gǎi a |
| [06:21.10] | wǒ gěi nǐ gǎi gè zhè me bàn dé le |
| [06:24.48] | ? zěn me yàng |
| [06:25.06] | wǒ ná mò bǐ gěi nǐ tú gè hēi miàn |
| [06:27.58] | gān cuì nǐ zhǎo rén xiě jīn zì qù xíng bù xíng |
| [06:29.70] | jiù zhè gè a |
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