| Hey | |
| Hey | |
| Alright | |
| Yeah | |
| Aww yeah | |
| My name is Link, y'all, I'm straight outta Hyrule | |
| Been on the force o' good since 1986, old school | |
| I'm bringin' you a laid-back summertime jam | |
| Hold on a minute Link! | |
| Hey, what's up old man? | |
| I see that you're embarkin' on another epic quest | |
| You're gonna use your ocarina to rescue the princess | |
| But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss | |
| It's dangerous to go alone, take this | |
| Oh, thanks Old Man, that is really very nice | |
| I can always count on you for helpful, friendly advice | |
| Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size | |
| Oh god, that's not a sword! It's your dick in disguise | |
| Yes, I can't lie, I have painted my schween | |
| Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean | |
| Wait a minute Link, don't leave the cave, where do you think you're going? | |
| This is a great chance to fondle a scrotum that you're blowing | |
| That was weird, but whatever there is no time to lose | |
| I gotta warp on outta Zelda in this chilled out groove | |
| Wait, this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City | |
| This place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty | |
| I'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute Junction | |
| Something in my Ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned | |
| I gotta fix it quickly there is justice to do | |
| Hold on a minute Link! | |
| Old Man, is that you? | |
| This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits | |
| It's dangerous to go alone, take this | |
| Well that's really kind o- D'aaah! That's your wrinkled dick again | |
| Look, I know I wear a tunic but I'm not into men | |
| Don't be that way bitch let me introduce you | |
| To my three best friends Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew | |
| If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her | |
| So why don't you try to come grab my inflatable poo jabber | |
| Oh my god! | |
| I gotta warp outta here, Princess Zelda awaits | |
| I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late | |
| Okay, now I really don't know where I am | |
| Hold on a minute Link! | |
| God damn it, Old Man! | |
| You're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss | |
| It's dangerous to go alone, take- | |
| No! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Fuck you, I'm not giving you a- | |
| Not touching your we- | |
| Stop the chilled out groove! | |
| Jeez! | |
| You come in here telling me you got a weewee weapon | |
| It's not cool, I'm not gonna touch it, I'm not gonna spl-no! | |
| So is that a "No" on the handjob or...? Okay. |
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