| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : Eric Kwok |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 林宝 |
| [00:20.91] | 我试过上网买十担纤维米 |
| [00:24.72] | 我试过再配泻药两剂 |
| [00:28.47] | 各有各闭气坐住厕板撳掣 |
| [00:32.34] | 通肠胃 |
| [00:36.95] | 我发觉靚爆镜系会非常昂贵 |
| [00:40.90] | 我发觉块镜里面冇位 |
| [00:44.78] | 各有各破费过后也非常颓废 |
| [00:48.48] | 全部要摜低 |
| [00:54.91] | 有计吗 美令丽回弹 |
| [00:58.31] | 跳啦河马 跳啦河马 |
| [01:06.25] | 要返条罅 朋友撑吧 |
| [01:13.64] | 人人嚟谷一谷 先知体质根本太差 |
| [01:17.64] | 人人嚟操一操 又赖力气有限 |
| [01:21.70] | 人人嚟拉一拉 手指至可摸到脚争 |
| [01:26.02] | 你别太懒 锻炼那心肺 我做个示范 |
| [01:40.87] | 再试过上网买廿担纤维米 |
| [01:44.62] | 再试过再配泻药四剂 |
| [01:48.55] | 各有各跳舞照样要讲默契 |
| [01:52.49] | 臀部要向西 |
| [02:02.56] | 我要劲过你 我要劲过你 |
| [02:04.24] | 我要劲过劲过劲过你 |
| [02:06.43] | 有计吗 令美丽回弹 |
| [02:10.34] | 跳啦河马 跳啦河马 |
| [02:18.31] | 要返条罅 朋友撑吧 |
| [02:25.81] | 人人嚟谷一谷 先知体质根本太差 |
| [02:29.62] | 人人嚟操一操 又赖力气有限 |
| [02:33.62] | 人人嚟拉一拉 手指至可摸到脚争 |
| [02:37.55] | 你别太懒 要学阿多燕 佢做个示范 |
| [02:50.37] | 跳啦河马 |
| [02:54.25] | 跳啦河马 |
| [02:58.25] | 要返条罅 |
| [03:02.19] | 跳啦河马 |
| [03:06.25] | 跳啦河马 |
| [03:10.26] | 要返条罅 |
| [03:14.19] | 朋友撑吧 |
| [03:18.19] | 撑吧 |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : Eric Kwok |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : lin bao |
| [00:20.91] | wo shi guo shang wang mai shi dan xian wei mi |
| [00:24.72] | wo shi guo zai pei xie yao liang ji |
| [00:28.47] | ge you ge bi qi zuo zhu ce ban qin che |
| [00:32.34] | tong chang wei |
| [00:36.95] | wo fa jue jing bao jing xi hui fei chang ang gui |
| [00:40.90] | wo fa jue kuai jing li mian mao wei |
| [00:44.78] | ge you ge po fei guo hou ye fei chang tui fei |
| [00:48.48] | quan bu yao guan di |
| [00:54.91] | you ji ma mei ling li hui tan |
| [00:58.31] | tiao la he ma tiao la he ma |
| [01:06.25] | yao fan tiao xia peng you cheng ba |
| [01:13.64] | ren ren li gu yi gu xian zhi ti zhi gen ben tai cha |
| [01:17.64] | ren ren li cao yi cao you lai li qi you xian |
| [01:21.70] | ren ren li la yi la shou zhi zhi ke mo dao jiao zheng |
| [01:26.02] | ni bie tai lan duan lian na xin fei wo zuo ge shi fan |
| [01:40.87] | zai shi guo shang wang mai nian dan xian wei mi |
| [01:44.62] | zai shi guo zai pei xie yao si ji |
| [01:48.55] | ge you ge tiao wu zhao yang yao jiang mo qi |
| [01:52.49] | tun bu yao xiang xi |
| [02:02.56] | wo yao jin guo ni wo yao jin guo ni |
| [02:04.24] | wo yao jin guo jin guo jin guo ni |
| [02:06.43] | you ji ma ling mei li hui tan |
| [02:10.34] | tiao la he ma tiao la he ma |
| [02:18.31] | yao fan tiao xia peng you cheng ba |
| [02:25.81] | ren ren li gu yi gu xian zhi ti zhi gen ben tai cha |
| [02:29.62] | ren ren li cao yi cao you lai li qi you xian |
| [02:33.62] | ren ren li la yi la shou zhi zhi ke mo dao jiao zheng |
| [02:37.55] | ni bie tai lan yao xue a duo yan qu zuo ge shi fan |
| [02:50.37] | tiao la he ma |
| [02:54.25] | tiao la he ma |
| [02:58.25] | yao fan tiao xia |
| [03:02.19] | tiao la he ma |
| [03:06.25] | tiao la he ma |
| [03:10.26] | yao fan tiao xia |
| [03:14.19] | peng you cheng ba |
| [03:18.19] | cheng ba |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Eric Kwok |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : lín bǎo |
| [00:20.91] | wǒ shì guò shàng wǎng mǎi shí dān xiān wéi mǐ |
| [00:24.72] | wǒ shì guò zài pèi xiè yào liǎng jì |
| [00:28.47] | gè yǒu gè bì qì zuò zhù cè bǎn qìn chè |
| [00:32.34] | tōng cháng wèi |
| [00:36.95] | wǒ fā jué jìng bào jìng xì huì fēi cháng áng guì |
| [00:40.90] | wǒ fā jué kuài jìng lǐ miàn mǎo wèi |
| [00:44.78] | gè yǒu gè pò fèi guò hòu yě fēi cháng tuí fèi |
| [00:48.48] | quán bù yào guàn dī |
| [00:54.91] | yǒu jì ma měi lìng lì huí tán |
| [00:58.31] | tiào la hé mǎ tiào la hé mǎ |
| [01:06.25] | yào fǎn tiáo xià péng yǒu chēng ba |
| [01:13.64] | rén rén lí gǔ yī gǔ xiān zhī tǐ zhì gēn běn tài chà |
| [01:17.64] | rén rén lí cāo yī cāo yòu lài lì qì yǒu xiàn |
| [01:21.70] | rén rén lí lā yī lā shǒu zhǐ zhì kě mō dào jiǎo zhēng |
| [01:26.02] | nǐ bié tài lǎn duàn liàn nà xīn fèi wǒ zuò gè shì fàn |
| [01:40.87] | zài shì guò shàng wǎng mǎi niàn dān xiān wéi mǐ |
| [01:44.62] | zài shì guò zài pèi xiè yào sì jì |
| [01:48.55] | gè yǒu gè tiào wǔ zhào yàng yào jiǎng mò qì |
| [01:52.49] | tún bù yào xiàng xī |
| [02:02.56] | wǒ yào jìn guò nǐ wǒ yào jìn guò nǐ |
| [02:04.24] | wǒ yào jìn guò jìn guò jìn guò nǐ |
| [02:06.43] | yǒu jì ma lìng měi lì huí tán |
| [02:10.34] | tiào la hé mǎ tiào la hé mǎ |
| [02:18.31] | yào fǎn tiáo xià péng yǒu chēng ba |
| [02:25.81] | rén rén lí gǔ yī gǔ xiān zhī tǐ zhì gēn běn tài chà |
| [02:29.62] | rén rén lí cāo yī cāo yòu lài lì qì yǒu xiàn |
| [02:33.62] | rén rén lí lā yī lā shǒu zhǐ zhì kě mō dào jiǎo zhēng |
| [02:37.55] | nǐ bié tài lǎn yào xué ā duō yàn qú zuò gè shì fàn |
| [02:50.37] | tiào la hé mǎ |
| [02:54.25] | tiào la hé mǎ |
| [02:58.25] | yào fǎn tiáo xià |
| [03:02.19] | tiào la hé mǎ |
| [03:06.25] | tiào la hé mǎ |
| [03:10.26] | yào fǎn tiáo xià |
| [03:14.19] | péng yǒu chēng ba |
| [03:18.19] | chēng ba |