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[ti:The Flim Flam Cider Song] |
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[ar:Daniel Ingram] |
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[al:] |
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Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every town |
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Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found |
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Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair |
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That the key that they need to solve this sad cider shortage you and I will share |
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Well you've got opportunity |
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In this very community |
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He's Flim |
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He's Flam |
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We're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers |
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Traveling salesponies nonpareil |
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Nonpa-what? |
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Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see |
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No pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be |
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And that's a new world, with tons of cider |
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Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking |
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More cider than you could drink in all your days of thinking |
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I doubt that |
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So take this opportunity |
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In this very community |
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He's Flim |
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He's Flam |
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We're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers |
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Traveling salesponies nonpareil |
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I suppose by now you're wondering 'bout our peculiar mode of transport |
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I say, our mode of locomotion |
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And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is this promised cider? |
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Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same |
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But my brother and I have something most unique and superb |
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Unseen at any time in this big new world |
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And that's opportunity |
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Folks, it's the one and only, the biggest and the best |
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The unbelievable |
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Unimpeachable |
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Indispensable |
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I-can't-believe-able |
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Flim Flam Brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 |
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What d'you say, sister? |
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Oh, we got opportunity |
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In this very community |
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Please, Flim, please, Flam, help us out of this jam |
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With your Flim Flam Brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 |
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Young filly, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your delicious, and might I add spellbindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration here? |
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Uh, sure, I guess |
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Opportunity, in our community |
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Ready, Flim? |
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Ready, Flam? |
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Let's bing bang zam! |
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And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider! |
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Cider, cider, cider, cider |
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Watch closely, my friends! |
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The fun begins! |
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Now, here's where the magic happens. Right here in this heaving, roiling, cider-press-boiling guts of the very machine, those apples plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-A, top-notch, five-star, blow-your-horseshoes-off, one-of-a-kind cider! |
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Feel free to take a sneak peek! |
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Now wait, you fellers, hold it! |
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You went and over-sold it! |
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I guarantee that what you have there won't compare |
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For the very most important ingredient |
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Can't be added or done expedient |
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And it's quality, friends, Apple Acres' quality and care! |
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Well, Granny, I'm glad you brought that up, my dear, I say I'm glad you brought that up |
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You see that we are very picky when it comes to cider if you'll kindly try a cup |
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Yes, sir, yes, ma'am, this great machine lets just the very best |
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So whaddaya say then, Apples? |
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Care to step into the modern world |
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And put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test? |
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Cider, cider, cider, cider |
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What do you think, folks? Do you see what the Apples can't? I see it clear as day! I know she does! So does he! C'mon, Ponyville, you know what I'm talking about! |
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We're saying you've got |
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Opportunity |
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In this very community |
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He's Flim, he's Flam |
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We're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers |
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Traveling salesponies nonpareil! |
