| [00:00.00] | Somewhere on a show I heard |
| [00:09.56] | That a picture tells a thousand words, |
| [00:15.69] | So telly, if you bothered to take a look, |
| [00:19.38] | Is the equivalent, of like, lots of books! |
| [00:26.98] | All I know I learned from telly, |
| [00:29.28] | This big beautiful box of facts. |
| [00:31.76] | If you know a thing already, |
| [00:34.22] | Baby, you can switch the channel over just like that. |
| [00:36.78] | Endless joy and endless laughter... |
| [00:39.34] | Folks living happily ever after... |
| [00:41.82] | All you need to make you wise |
| [00:44.22] | Is 23 minutes plus advertisements. |
| [00:47.02] | Why would we waste our energy? |
| [00:49.50] | Turning the pages 1, 2, 3, |
| [00:51.87] | When we can sit comfortably |
| [00:53.49] | On our lovely bumferlies, |
| [00:54.80] | Watching people singing and talking and doing stuff?! |
| [00:57.26] | All I know I learned from telly. |
| [00:59.40] | The bigger the telly, the smarter the man! |
| [01:02.04] | |
| [01:04.62] | Just what a clever fella I am! |
| [01:07.31] | Take it away, son. |
| [01:09.22] | |
| [01:23.59] | You can’t learn that from a stupid book. |
| [01:27.48] | All I know I learned from telly - |
| [01:29.93] | What to think and what to buy. |
| [01:32.34] | I was pretty smart already, |
| [01:34.98] | But now I’m really, really smart - very very smart. |
| [01:37.69] | Endless content, endless channels... |
| [01:40.31] | Endless chat on endless panels... |
| [01:43.23] | All you need to fill your muffin, |
| [01:45.61] | Without having to really think or nothing! |
| [01:47.93] | Why would we waste our energy, |
| [01:50.39] | Trying to work out Ulysses, |
| [01:52.82] | When we can sit happily |
| [01:54.41] | On our lovely bapperlies |
| [01:55.69] | Watching slightly famous people, |
| [01:56.84] | Talking to really famous people? |
| [01:58.33] | All I know I learned from telly. |
| [02:00.55] | The bigger the telly, the smarter the man! |
| [02:03.14] | You can tell from my big telly, |
| [02:05.70] | Just what a clever fella I am! |
| [02:09.51] | Who the dickens is Charles Dickens? |
| [02:12.17] | Mary Shelly? Gosh, she sounds smelly. |
| [02:14.84] | Harry Potter? What a rotter... |
| [02:17.61] | Jane Austen in the compost bin... |
| [02:20.40] | James Joyce doesn’t sound nice. |
| [02:22.81] | Ian McEwen? Ugh, I feel like spewin'. |
| [02:25.42] | William Shakespeare? Swilliam Shmakespeare... |
| [02:28.34] | Moby Dick – easy Grandma! |
| [02:34.12] | All together now! |
| [02:35.97] | All I know I learned from telly. |
| [02:40.44] | The bigger the telly, the smarter the man! |
| [02:45.38] | You can tell from my big telly, |
| [02:51.28] | Just what a very clever fella I am! |
| [03:00.08] | All right! |
| [03:07.11] |
| [00:00.00] | Somewhere on a show I heard |
| [00:09.56] | That a picture tells a thousand words, |
| [00:15.69] | So telly, if you bothered to take a look, |
| [00:19.38] | Is the equivalent, of like, lots of books! |
| [00:26.98] | All I know I learned from telly, |
| [00:29.28] | This big beautiful box of facts. |
| [00:31.76] | If you know a thing already, |
| [00:34.22] | Baby, you can switch the channel over just like that. |
| [00:36.78] | Endless joy and endless laughter... |
| [00:39.34] | Folks living happily ever after... |
| [00:41.82] | All you need to make you wise |
| [00:44.22] | Is 23 minutes plus advertisements. |
| [00:47.02] | Why would we waste our energy? |
| [00:49.50] | Turning the pages 1, 2, 3, |
| [00:51.87] | When we can sit comfortably |
| [00:53.49] | On our lovely bumferlies, |
| [00:54.80] | Watching people singing and talking and doing stuff?! |
| [00:57.26] | All I know I learned from telly. |
| [00:59.40] | The bigger the telly, the smarter the man! |
| [01:02.04] | |
| [01:04.62] | Just what a clever fella I am! |
| [01:07.31] | Take it away, son. |
| [01:09.22] | |
| [01:23.59] | You can' t learn that from a stupid book. |
| [01:27.48] | All I know I learned from telly |
| [01:29.93] | What to think and what to buy. |
| [01:32.34] | I was pretty smart already, |
| [01:34.98] | But now I' m really, really smart very very smart. |
| [01:37.69] | Endless content, endless channels... |
| [01:40.31] | Endless chat on endless panels... |
| [01:43.23] | All you need to fill your muffin, |
| [01:45.61] | Without having to really think or nothing! |
| [01:47.93] | Why would we waste our energy, |
| [01:50.39] | Trying to work out Ulysses, |
| [01:52.82] | When we can sit happily |
| [01:54.41] | On our lovely bapperlies |
| [01:55.69] | Watching slightly famous people, |
| [01:56.84] | Talking to really famous people? |
| [01:58.33] | All I know I learned from telly. |
| [02:00.55] | The bigger the telly, the smarter the man! |
| [02:03.14] | You can tell from my big telly, |
| [02:05.70] | Just what a clever fella I am! |
| [02:09.51] | Who the dickens is Charles Dickens? |
| [02:12.17] | Mary Shelly? Gosh, she sounds smelly. |
| [02:14.84] | Harry Potter? What a rotter... |
| [02:17.61] | Jane Austen in the compost bin... |
| [02:20.40] | James Joyce doesn' t sound nice. |
| [02:22.81] | Ian McEwen? Ugh, I feel like spewin'. |
| [02:25.42] | William Shakespeare? Swilliam Shmakespeare... |
| [02:28.34] | Moby Dick easy Grandma! |
| [02:34.12] | All together now! |
| [02:35.97] | All I know I learned from telly. |
| [02:40.44] | The bigger the telly, the smarter the man! |
| [02:45.38] | You can tell from my big telly, |
| [02:51.28] | Just what a very clever fella I am! |
| [03:00.08] | All right! |
| [03:07.11] |
| [00:00.00] | Somewhere on a show I heard |
| [00:09.56] | That a picture tells a thousand words, |
| [00:15.69] | So telly, if you bothered to take a look, |
| [00:19.38] | Is the equivalent, of like, lots of books! |
| [00:26.98] | All I know I learned from telly, |
| [00:29.28] | This big beautiful box of facts. |
| [00:31.76] | If you know a thing already, |
| [00:34.22] | Baby, you can switch the channel over just like that. |
| [00:36.78] | Endless joy and endless laughter... |
| [00:39.34] | Folks living happily ever after... |
| [00:41.82] | All you need to make you wise |
| [00:44.22] | Is 23 minutes plus advertisements. |
| [00:47.02] | Why would we waste our energy? |
| [00:49.50] | Turning the pages 1, 2, 3, |
| [00:51.87] | When we can sit comfortably |
| [00:53.49] | On our lovely bumferlies, |
| [00:54.80] | Watching people singing and talking and doing stuff?! |
| [00:57.26] | All I know I learned from telly. |
| [00:59.40] | The bigger the telly, the smarter the man! |
| [01:02.04] | |
| [01:04.62] | Just what a clever fella I am! |
| [01:07.31] | Take it away, son. |
| [01:09.22] | |
| [01:23.59] | You can' t learn that from a stupid book. |
| [01:27.48] | All I know I learned from telly |
| [01:29.93] | What to think and what to buy. |
| [01:32.34] | I was pretty smart already, |
| [01:34.98] | But now I' m really, really smart very very smart. |
| [01:37.69] | Endless content, endless channels... |
| [01:40.31] | Endless chat on endless panels... |
| [01:43.23] | All you need to fill your muffin, |
| [01:45.61] | Without having to really think or nothing! |
| [01:47.93] | Why would we waste our energy, |
| [01:50.39] | Trying to work out Ulysses, |
| [01:52.82] | When we can sit happily |
| [01:54.41] | On our lovely bapperlies |
| [01:55.69] | Watching slightly famous people, |
| [01:56.84] | Talking to really famous people? |
| [01:58.33] | All I know I learned from telly. |
| [02:00.55] | The bigger the telly, the smarter the man! |
| [02:03.14] | You can tell from my big telly, |
| [02:05.70] | Just what a clever fella I am! |
| [02:09.51] | Who the dickens is Charles Dickens? |
| [02:12.17] | Mary Shelly? Gosh, she sounds smelly. |
| [02:14.84] | Harry Potter? What a rotter... |
| [02:17.61] | Jane Austen in the compost bin... |
| [02:20.40] | James Joyce doesn' t sound nice. |
| [02:22.81] | Ian McEwen? Ugh, I feel like spewin'. |
| [02:25.42] | William Shakespeare? Swilliam Shmakespeare... |
| [02:28.34] | Moby Dick easy Grandma! |
| [02:34.12] | All together now! |
| [02:35.97] | All I know I learned from telly. |
| [02:40.44] | The bigger the telly, the smarter the man! |
| [02:45.38] | You can tell from my big telly, |
| [02:51.28] | Just what a very clever fella I am! |
| [03:00.08] | All right! |
| [03:07.11] |
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