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The kids at school are laughing |
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Because I still believe |
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In just one night a fat man slides |
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Down everyone's chimney |
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Well that's what momma told me |
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And momma's always tell the truth |
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She says do as you should |
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Be real good |
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And he'll be good to you |
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Momma wouldn't lie to me |
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Momma wouldn't lie to me |
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Santa put the presents underneath our tree |
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Momma wouldn't lie to me |
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Don't ask my big sister |
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Cause she just turned thirteen |
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She said if you believe you're so naive |
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And I don't even know what that means |
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But dad's a whole lot older |
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And a whole lot smarter too |
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He wears a reindeer top with googly eyes |
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How could it not be true |
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Daddy wouldn't lie to me |
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Daddy wouldn't lie to me |
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Santa put the presents underneath our tree |
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Daddy wouldn't lie to me |
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Hey, hey, hey |
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Ho, ho, ho |
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Where you think all the milk and cookies go? |
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Click, click, click |
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Clack, clack, clack |
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Write the man a letter and he'll write you back |
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Ding, ding, ding |
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Bling, bling, bling |
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Last year he gave my mom a diamond ring |
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Me oh me |
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My oh my |
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How you think reindeer fly? |
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Christmas eve I couldn't sleep |
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I thought I heard a noise |
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So I snuck downstairs and everywhere |
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Were all of my brand new toys |
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And then I saw my momma |
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With a cookie in her hand |
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Well if Santa's real what's the deal |
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I don't understand |
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Momma don't you lie to me |
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Momma don't you lie to me |
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She said this year Santa's going gluten free |
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And momma wouldn't lie to me |
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Hey, hey, hey |
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Ho, ho, ho |
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It's time we leave a plate of vegetables |
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Click, click, click |
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Clack, clack, clack |
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Write the man a letter and he'll write you back |
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Ding, ding, ding |
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Bling, bling, bling |
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Last year he gave my mom a diamond ring |
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Santa put the presents underneath our tree |
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Momma wouldn't lie to me |
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Daddy wouldn't lie to me |
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Mom and daddy wouldn't lie to me |
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No, no they wouldn't lie to me |
