| 他们让我说一段<吃饺子>。这段儿呢……一听我就很高兴，因为我爱吃饺子，一提饺子我就馋，“好吃不如饺子”么，“舒服不如倒着”么。现在吃饺子不算嘛了，咱们生活好啊，现在咱们生活家家儿都好啊，平常吃饺子不算事儿。初一十五吃包饺子吧？初一十五。礼拜天，放假了，不上班，孩子也不上学，包饺子吧，这经常事儿么。是吧。下雨阴天儿，不出门，包饺子，嗯，连汤带馅儿连稀的带干的就全有了，吃包饺子，这多好啊。吃包饺子用处太多了，什么时候都能吃，生日也吃包饺子，生日，生日以前……催生！这个催生，哎，包饺子。饺子这个……用处太多了。娶媳妇儿也包饺子，娶媳妇儿也煮饺子，新娘子吃啊。新郎官，新娘子，拜完天地入洞房，煮包饺子。这饺子可不能煮太熟了，哎，半生半熟，不太熟，端进去。让新娘子尝，新媳妇儿尝，吃……还得喊哪，还得喊出来，“怎么样？生不生啊？”这媳妇：“生！”本来煮得不熟么，“生，生。”煮得半熟么，“生”，婆婆，公公一瞧，呵，高兴了。将来要生一个大孙子，或者大孙女儿，得（dei3）生，啊，高兴了。这是……这是一个这么一个这个“妈妈论儿”！啊。你想我当初我娶媳妇的时候，我结婚的时候，我二十来岁的时候，也煮饺子，也煮饺子。我父亲给煮，因为我三岁的时候我就没有母亲，我母亲死的早。我爸爸……怹煮饺子，忙这忙那的，这一乱，这饺子煮火大了……忘了，这饺子忘了。端上来，拿到屋里来，让我跟我媳妇尝。尝了，还喊呢：“生不生啊？生不生？“嗨，我媳妇儿她不言语，我媳妇儿心里话儿：“都落（lao4）下来了。”端上来了，都变片儿汤了。喝吧，连汤儿都喝了。 | |
| 过年要吃饺子么，“初一饺子初二面，初三的合子满家转，初四什么炒鸡蛋。”其实都不炒，炸炸饺子，腾腾饺子，还是饺子初五也是饺子，初五就是不能吃剩的了，现包，现捏，捏小人嘴。我年轻的时候，现在这吃饺子不算嘛，我们家常吃饺子。我年轻我二十来岁的时候，那时候我们家很少很少吃饺子，啊，平常……年下我们有时候都没吃包饺子，年下就是杂面汤，杂面，没有吃饺子。人家都熬夜，咱也不熬夜，一睡觉，来了。三十儿晚上人家还喊呢，咱也不喊。街坊还喊，三十儿晚上，“过年喽！富裕喽！XXXX，吉庆喽！”都得喊出来，街坊都得喊出来，初五呢，初五这天，包饺子，捏小人嘴，也得喊：“捏小人嘴！捏小人儿，捏小人嘴！”咱家没有这规矩啊。反（正）我们那时候呢住大杂院，人都得喊出来，“今儿初五啊！刘婶儿！”街坊，人家有刘婶，那是董奶奶，两家儿街坊，连我三家儿。“刘婶儿，捏小人嘴啊！”咱这儿呢，就听他们，听听咱是不是这…………三家，两家都捏小人嘴，谁小人啊？。。。我啊！。。。明白啊，准得我啊，我是小人…… | |
| 大河那时候才五岁——大河就是马志明……大河五岁那时候，告诉我： | |
| “人家都捏小人了……” | |
| 我说：“甭管人家，咱没小人，咱没有小人！是凡咱们认得的都是规矩人，跟咱们熟人是凡认识的都是规矩人！一个小人没有！” | |
| （学大河）：“人家包饺子呢……人家都包饺子……” | |
| “咱也包饺子吧，咱也包。” | |
| 我媳妇儿：“包饺子，你有钱啊？你买羊肉去啊？” | |
| 我说：“不买羊肉，咱素的啊，你剁点儿白菜，家还有粉条儿没有？泡点儿粉条儿。” | |
| （学媳妇儿）：“行，面呢？面呢？” | |
| 我说：“咱不是有么那儿么，有半口袋面呢。” | |
| （学媳妇儿）：“那棒子面儿。棒子面包得上么？白面呢？ | |
| 没有！” | |
| “我啊，我呀赊，赊，赊二……我赊几斤面去。胡同儿口儿那儿，那儿有那米面铺，王掌柜的，麻子脸儿，见面儿打招呼也常说话儿，这大年下的，就冲我白……去……赊二……几斤面，准不薄面。” | |
| （学媳妇儿）：“你就去啊。” | |
| 我说：“拿口袋。”拿上口袋我就去了，到了面铺这哈儿 | |
| “哎，王掌柜的！给您拜年勒！” | |
| ……晚点儿。晚点儿晚点儿吧，一样，初五，初五不算晚！ | |
| “好！祝您，大发财源，买卖兴隆，生意兴隆通四海，财源茂盛达三江，开事大吉，万事亨通。” | |
| 找地儿坐下，连站着都没站住呢…… | |
| （学王掌柜）：“别废话，买嘛？买嘛说话。买棒子米买棒子面？” | |
| 我说：“白，白面，白面……” | |
| （学王掌柜）：“来多少？” | |
| “不，不……不买，您赊我，赊，赊，赊我几斤，赊我几斤白面，过了这月初……初七八我就给您送钱来。” | |
| （学王掌柜）：“不行啊！不赊帐，不赊帐！” | |
| 我说：“别介别介，您开事大……这样儿行不行，我给您念念吉祥歌儿……” | |
| 往门口一站， | |
| （唱）“新年新月度新春，花红对子贴满门，天上财神来进宝，我把元宝抬进门，一送金，二送银，三送摇钱树，四送聚宝盆，聚宝盆内插金花，富贵荣华头一家！~发财啊掌柜的！ | |
| 我说：”王掌柜……怎么样？赊我几斤白面怎么样？” | |
| （学王掌柜）：“不赊帐！” | |
| 我说：“柜的，别说我赊，我过两天我给您钱，我给念这趟喜歌儿，您白给我二斤面，值不值？” | |
| （学王掌柜）：“不行啊不行不行。” | |
| “我再给您念成么？再给您念点儿。” | |
| （唱）“哦~一进门来抬头观，空中来了三位仙，增福仙，增寿仙，刘海儿本是那海外的仙。神仙不落得凡间地，差派来人送吉言，吉言送到了宝号内，富贵荣华万万年！发财啊掌柜的！” | |
| （学王掌柜）：“……不赊帐！” | |
| 我说：“掌柜的，掌柜的，您就不可怜穷人嘛？” | |
| （学王掌柜）：“不可怜！” | |
| 我说：“您心这么狠嘛？” | |
| （学王掌柜）：“就这么狠。” | |
| 我说：“……要不给，我还念，我堵你门口儿我可不走，我可还念！” | |
| 掌柜的说：“念哪！念哪！越念越吉庆。” | |
| 我说：“掌柜的，再念没喜歌儿了啊！。。。咱说明了，这可不怨我，我再念是丧歌儿了啊，我，我给你添蕣（注：shun2，不知准字，天津口语）” | |
| （学王掌柜）：“你敢！” | |
| 我心说，反正他不给我面，我给他念丧歌儿，我给他添蕣我给他念丧歌儿，什么倒霉来什么，好嘞！ | |
| （唱）“哦~一进门来丧气多，丧门吊客两边赔多，掌柜的一会儿得瘟病，内掌柜一会儿长噎嗝（据说为食道癌），正面观，看明白（bo2），空中来了五殿阎罗，牛头马面两边站，丧门神在后面跟着，不给我马三立赊白面，一会儿你们家就着火！……倒霉啊掌柜的！倒霉吧大掌柜！……一丧百丧，给您送火神爷来啦！” | |
| 掌柜说：“我给白面！我给给，给白面！” |
| ta men rang wo shuo yi duan chi jiao zi. zhe duan er ne yi ting wo jiu hen gao xing, yin wei wo ai chi jiao zi, yi ti jiao zi wo jiu chan," hao chi bu ru jiao zi" me," shu fu bu ru dao zhe" me. xian zai chi jiao zi bu suan ma le, zan men sheng huo hao a, xian zai zan men sheng huo jia jia er dou hao a, ping chang chi jiao zi bu suan shi er. chu yi shi wu chi bao jiao zi ba? chu yi shi wu. li bai tian, fang jia le, bu shang ban, hai zi ye bu shang xue, bao jiao zi ba, zhe jing chang shi er me. shi ba. xia yu yin tian r, bu chu men, bao jiao zi, , lian tang dai xian er lian xi de dai gan de jiu quan you le, chi bao jiao zi, zhe duo hao a. chi bao jiao zi yong chu tai duo le, shen me shi hou dou neng chi, sheng ri ye chi bao jiao zi, sheng ri, sheng ri yi qian cui sheng! zhe ge cui sheng, ai, bao jiao zi. jiao zi zhe ge yong chu tai duo le. qu xi fu er ye bao jiao zi, qu xi fu er ye zhu jiao zi, xin niang zi chi a. xin lang guan, xin niang zi, bai wan tian di ru dong fang, zhu bao jiao zi. zhe jiao zi ke bu neng zhu tai shu le, ai, ban sheng ban shu, bu tai shu, duan jin qu. rang xin niang zi chang, xin xi fu er chang, chi hai de han na, hai de han chu lai," zen me yang? sheng bu sheng a?" zhe xi fu:" sheng!" ben lai zhu de bu shu me," sheng, sheng." zhu de ban shu me," sheng", po po, gong gong yi qiao, a, gao xing le. jiang lai yao sheng yi ge da sun zi, huo zhe da sun nu: r, de dei3 sheng, a, gao xing le. zhe shi zhe shi yi ge zhe me yi ge zhe ge" ma ma lun er"! a. ni xiang wo dang chu wo qu xi fu de shi hou, wo jie hun de shi hou, wo er shi lai sui de shi hou, ye zhu jiao zi, ye zhu jiao zi. wo fu qin gei zhu, yin wei wo san sui de shi hou wo jiu mei you mu qin, wo mu qin si de zao. wo ba ba tan zhu jiao zi, mang zhe mang na de, zhe yi luan, zhe jiao zi zhu huo da le wang le, zhe jiao zi wang le. duan shang lai, na dao wu li lai, rang wo gen wo xi fu chang. chang le, hai han ne:" sheng bu sheng a? sheng bu sheng?" hai, wo xi fu er ta bu yan yu, wo xi fu er xin li hua er:" dou luo lao4 xia lai le." duan shang lai le, dou bian pian er tang le. he ba, lian tang er dou he le. | |
| guo nian yao chi jiao zi mo," chu yi jiao zi chu er mian, chu san de he zi man jia zhuan, chu si shen me chao ji dan." qi shi dou bu chao, zha zha jiao zi, teng teng jiao zi, hai shi jiao zi chu wu ye shi jiao zi, chu wu jiu shi bu neng chi sheng de le, xian bao, xian nie, nie xiao ren zui. wo nian qing de shi hou, xian zai zhe chi jiao zi bu suan ma, wo men jia chang chi jiao zi. wo nian qing wo er shi lai sui de shi hou, na shi hou wo men jia hen shao hen shao chi jiao zi, a, ping chang nian xia wo men you shi hou dou mei chi bao jiao zi, nian xia jiu shi za mian tang, za mian, mei you chi jiao zi. ren jia dou ao ye, zan ye bu ao ye, yi shui jiao, lai le. san shi er wan shang ren jia hai han ne, zan ye bu han. jie fang hai han, san shi er wan shang," guo nian lou! fu yu lou! XXXX, ji qing lou!" dou de han chu lai, jie fang dou de han chu lai, chu wu ne, chu wu zhe tian, bao jiao zi, nie xiao ren zui, ye de han:" nie xiao ren zui! nie xiao ren er, nie xiao ren zui!" za jia mei you zhe gui ju a. fan zheng wo men na shi hou ne zhu da za yuan, ren dou de han chu lai," jin er chu wu a! liu shen er!" jie fang, ren jia you liu shen, na shi dong nai nai, liang jia er jie fang, lian wo san jia er." liu shen er, nie xiao ren zui a!" zan zhe er ne, jiu ting ta men, ting ting zan shi bu shi zhe san jia, liang jia dou nie xiao ren zui, shui xiao ren a?... wo a!... ming bai a, zhun de wo a, wo shi xiao ren | |
| da he na shi hou cai wu sui da he jiu shi ma zhi ming da he wu sui na shi hou, gao su wo: | |
| " ren jia dou nie xiao ren le" | |
| wo shuo:" beng guan ren jia, zan mei xiao ren, zan mei you xiao ren! shi fan zan men ren de de dou shi gui ju ren, gen zan men shu ren shi fan ren shi de dou shi gui ju ren! yi ge xiao ren mei you!" | |
| xue da he:" ren jia bao jiao zi ne ren jia dou bao jiao zi" | |
| " zan ye bao jiao zi ba, zan ye bao." | |
| wo xi fu er:" bao jiao zi, ni you qian a? ni mai yang rou qu a?" | |
| wo shuo:" bu mai yang rou, zan su de a, ni duo dian er bai cai, jia hai you fen tiao er mei you? pao dian er fen tiao er." | |
| xue xi fu er:" xing, mian ne? mian ne?" | |
| wo shuo:" zan bu shi you me na er me, you ban kou dai mian ne." | |
| xue xi fu er:" na bang zi mian r. bang zi mian bao de shang me? bai mian ne? | |
| mei you!" | |
| " wo a, wo ya she, she, she er wo she ji jin mian qu. hu tong er kou er na er, na er you na mi mian pu, wang zhang gui de, ma zi lian er, jian mian r da zhao hu ye chang shuo hua er, zhe da nian xia de, jiu chong wo bai qu she er ji jin mian, zhun bu bao mian." | |
| xue xi fu er:" ni jiu qu a." | |
| wo shuo:" na kou dai." na shang kou dai wo jiu qu le, dao le mian pu zhe ha er | |
| " ai, wang zhang gui de! gei nin bai nian lei!" | |
| wan dian er. wan dian er wan dian er ba, yi yang, chu wu, chu wu bu suan wan! | |
| " hao! zhu nin, da fa cai yuan, mai mai xing long, sheng yi xing long tong si hai, cai yuan mao sheng da san jiang, kai shi da ji, wan shi heng tong." | |
| zhao di r zuo xia, lian zhan zhe dou mei zhan zhu ne | |
| xue wang zhang gui:" bie fei hua, mai ma? mai ma shuo hua. mai bang zi mi mai bang zi mian?" | |
| wo shuo:" bai, bai mian, bai mian" | |
| xue wang zhang gui:" lai duo shao?" | |
| " bu, bu bu mai, nin she wo, she, she, she wo ji jin, she wo ji jin bai mian, guo le zhe yue chu chu qi ba wo jiu gei nin song qian lai." | |
| xue wang zhang gui:" bu xing a! bu she zhang, bu she zhang!" | |
| wo shuo:" bie jie bie jie, nin kai shi da zhe yang er xing bu xing, wo gei nin nian nian ji xiang ge er" | |
| wang men kou yi zhan, | |
| chang" xin nian xin yue du xin chun, hua hong dui zi tie man men, tian shang cai shen lai jin bao, wo ba yuan bao tai jin men, yi song jin, er song yin, san song yao qian shu, si song ju bao pen, ju bao pen nei cha jin hua, fu gui rong hua tou yi jia! fa cai a zhang gui de! | |
| wo shuo:" wang zhang gui zen me yang? she wo ji jin bai mian zen me yang?" | |
| xue wang zhang gui:" bu she zhang!" | |
| wo shuo:" gui de, bie shuo wo she, wo guo liang tian wo gei nin qian, wo gei nian zhe tang xi ge er, nin bai gei wo er jin mian, zhi bu zhi?" | |
| xue wang zhang gui:" bu xing a bu xing bu xing." | |
| " wo zai gei nin nian cheng me? zai gei nin nian dian er." | |
| chang" o yi jin men lai tai tou guan, kong zhong lai le san wei xian, zeng fu xian, zeng shou xian, liu hai er ben shi na hai wai de xian. shen xian bu la de fan jian di, chai pai lai ren song ji yan, ji yan song dao le bao hao nei, fu gui rong hua wan wan nian! fa cai a zhang gui de!" | |
| xue wang zhang gui:" bu she zhang!" | |
| wo shuo:" zhang gui de, zhang gui de, nin jiu bu ke lian qiong ren ma?" | |
| xue wang zhang gui:" bu ke lian!" | |
| wo shuo:" nin xin zhe me hen ma?" | |
| xue wang zhang gui:" jiu zhe me hen." | |
| wo shuo:" yao bu gei, wo hai nian, wo du ni men kou er wo ke bu zou, wo ke hai nian!" | |
| zhang gui de shuo:" nian na! nian na! yue nian yue ji qing." | |
| wo shuo:" zhang gui de, zai nian mei xi ge er le a!... zan shuo ming liao, zhe ke bu yuan wo, wo zai nian shi sang ge er le a, wo, wo gei ni tian shun zhu: shun2, bu zhi zhun zi, tian jin kou yu" | |
| xue wang zhang gui:" ni gan!" | |
| wo xin shuo, fan zheng ta bu gei wo mian, wo gei ta nian sang ge er, wo gei ta tian shun wo gei ta nian sang ge er, shen me dao mei lai shen me, hao lei! | |
| chang" o yi jin men lai sang qi duo, sang men diao ke liang bian pei duo, zhang gui de yi hui er de wen bing, nei zhang gui yi hui er zhang ye ge ju shuo wei shi dao ai, zheng mian guan, kan ming bai bo2, kong zhong lai le wu dian yan luo, niu tou ma mian liang bian zhan, sang men shen zai hou mian gen zhe, bu gei wo ma san li she bai mian, yi hui er ni men jia jiu zhao huo! dao mei a zhang gui de! dao mei ba da zhang gui! yi sang bai sang, gei nin song huo shen ye lai la!" | |
| zhang gui shuo:" wo gei bai mian! wo gei gei, gei bai mian!" |
| tā men ràng wǒ shuō yī duàn chī jiǎo zi. zhè duàn ér ne yī tīng wǒ jiù hěn gāo xìng, yīn wèi wǒ ài chī jiǎo zi, yī tí jiǎo zi wǒ jiù chán," hǎo chī bù rú jiǎo zi" me," shū fú bù rú dǎo zhe" me. xiàn zài chī jiǎo zi bù suàn ma le, zán men shēng huó hǎo a, xiàn zài zán men shēng huó jiā jiā ér dōu hǎo a, píng cháng chī jiǎo zi bù suàn shì ér. chū yī shí wǔ chī bāo jiǎo zi ba? chū yī shí wǔ. lǐ bài tiān, fàng jià le, bù shàng bān, hái zi yě bù shàng xué, bāo jiǎo zi ba, zhè jīng cháng shì ér me. shì ba. xià yǔ yīn tiān r, bù chū mén, bāo jiǎo zi, , lián tāng dài xiàn ér lián xī de dài gàn de jiù quán yǒu le, chī bāo jiǎo zi, zhè duō hǎo a. chī bāo jiǎo zi yòng chǔ tài duō le, shén me shí hòu dōu néng chī, shēng rì yě chī bāo jiǎo zi, shēng rì, shēng rì yǐ qián cuī shēng! zhè gè cuī shēng, āi, bāo jiǎo zi. jiǎo zi zhè gè yòng chǔ tài duō le. qǔ xí fù ér yě bāo jiǎo zi, qǔ xí fù ér yě zhǔ jiǎo zi, xīn niáng zǐ chī a. xīn láng guān, xīn niáng zǐ, bài wán tiān dì rù dòng fáng, zhǔ bāo jiǎo zi. zhè jiǎo zi kě bù néng zhǔ tài shú le, āi, bàn shēng bàn shú, bù tài shú, duān jìn qù. ràng xīn niáng zǐ cháng, xīn xí fù ér cháng, chī hái dé hǎn nǎ, hái dé hǎn chū lái," zěn me yàng? shēng bù shēng a?" zhè xí fù:" shēng!" běn lái zhǔ dé bù shú me," shēng, shēng." zhǔ dé bàn shú me," shēng", pó pó, gōng gōng yī qiáo, ā, gāo xìng le. jiāng lái yào shēng yí gè dà sūn zi, huò zhě dà sūn nǔ: r, dé dei3 shēng, a, gāo xìng le. zhè shì zhè shì yí gè zhè me yí gè zhè gè" mā mā lùn ér"! a. nǐ xiǎng wǒ dāng chū wǒ qǔ xí fù de shí hòu, wǒ jié hūn de shí hòu, wǒ èr shí lái suì de shí hòu, yě zhǔ jiǎo zi, yě zhǔ jiǎo zi. wǒ fù qīn gěi zhǔ, yīn wèi wǒ sān suì de shí hòu wǒ jiù méi yǒu mǔ qīn, wǒ mǔ qīn sǐ de zǎo. wǒ bà bà tān zhǔ jiǎo zi, máng zhè máng nà de, zhè yī luàn, zhè jiǎo zi zhǔ huǒ dà le wàng le, zhè jiǎo zi wàng le. duān shàng lái, ná dào wū lǐ lái, ràng wǒ gēn wǒ xí fù cháng. cháng le, hái hǎn ne:" shēng bù shēng a? shēng bù shēng?" hāi, wǒ xí fù ér tā bù yán yǔ, wǒ xí fù ér xīn lǐ huà ér:" dōu luò lao4 xià lái le." duān shàng lái le, dōu biàn piān er tāng le. hē ba, lián tāng ér dōu hē le. | |
| guò nián yào chī jiǎo zǐ mǒ," chū yī jiǎo zi chū èr miàn, chū sān de hé zǐ mǎn jiā zhuǎn, chū sì shén me chǎo jī dàn." qí shí dōu bù chǎo, zhà zhà jiǎo zi, téng téng jiǎo zi, hái shì jiǎo zi chū wǔ yě shì jiǎo zi, chū wǔ jiù shì bù néng chī shèng de le, xiàn bāo, xiàn niē, niē xiǎo rén zuǐ. wǒ nián qīng de shí hòu, xiàn zài zhè chī jiǎo zi bù suàn ma, wǒ men jiā cháng chī jiǎo zi. wǒ nián qīng wǒ èr shí lái suì de shí hòu, nà shí hou wǒ men jiā hěn shǎo hěn shǎo chī jiǎo zi, a, píng cháng nián xià wǒ men yǒu shí hou dōu méi chī bāo jiǎo zi, nián xià jiù shì zá miàn tāng, zá miàn, méi yǒu chī jiǎo zi. rén jiā dōu áo yè, zán yě bù áo yè, yī shuì jiào, lái le. sān shí ér wǎn shàng rén jiā hái hǎn ne, zán yě bù hǎn. jiē fāng hái hǎn, sān shí ér wǎn shàng," guò nián lóu! fù yù lóu! XXXX, jí qìng lóu!" dōu dé hǎn chū lái, jiē fāng dōu dé hǎn chū lái, chū wǔ ne, chū wǔ zhè tiān, bāo jiǎo zi, niē xiǎo rén zuǐ, yě de hǎn:" niē xiǎo rén zuǐ! niē xiǎo rén er, niē xiǎo rén zuǐ!" zá jiā méi yǒu zhè guī jǔ a. fǎn zhèng wǒ men nà shí hou ne zhù dà zá yuàn, rén dōu dé hǎn chū lái," jīn ér chū wǔ a! liú shěn ér!" jiē fāng, rén jiā yǒu liú shěn, nà shi dǒng nǎi nǎi, liǎng jiā ér jiē fāng, lián wǒ sān jiā ér." liú shěn ér, niē xiǎo rén zuǐ a!" zán zhè ér ne, jiù tīng tā men, tīng tīng zán shì bú shì zhè sān jiā, liǎng jiā dōu niē xiǎo rén zuǐ, shuí xiǎo rén a?... wǒ a!... míng bái a, zhǔn dé wǒ a, wǒ shì xiǎo rén | |
| dà hé nà shí hou cái wǔ suì dà hé jiù shì mǎ zhì míng dà hé wǔ suì nà shí hou, gào sù wǒ: | |
| " rén jiā dōu niē xiǎo rén le" | |
| wǒ shuō:" béng guǎn rén jiā, zán méi xiǎo rén, zán méi yǒu xiǎo rén! shì fán zán men rèn de de dōu shì guī jǔ rén, gēn zán men shú rén shì fán rèn shi de dōu shì guī jǔ rén! yí gè xiǎo rén méi yǒu!" | |
| xué dà hé:" rén jiā bāo jiǎo zi ne rén jiā dōu bāo jiǎo zi" | |
| " zán yě bāo jiǎo zi ba, zán yě bāo." | |
| wǒ xí fù ér:" bāo jiǎo zi, nǐ yǒu qián a? nǐ mǎi yáng ròu qù a?" | |
| wǒ shuō:" bù mǎi yáng ròu, zán sù de a, nǐ duò diǎn ér bái cài, jiā hái yǒu fěn tiáo ér méi yǒu? pào diǎn ér fěn tiáo ér." | |
| xué xí fù ér:" xíng, miàn ne? miàn ne?" | |
| wǒ shuō:" zán bú shì yǒu me nà ér me, yǒu bàn kǒu dài miàn ne." | |
| xué xí fù ér:" nà bàng zi miàn r. bàng zi miàn bāo dé shàng me? bái miàn ne? | |
| méi yǒu!" | |
| " wǒ a, wǒ ya shē, shē, shē èr wǒ shē jǐ jīn miàn qù. hú tòng ér kǒu ér nà ér, nà ér yǒu nà mǐ miàn pù, wáng zhǎng guì de, má zi liǎn ér, jiàn miàn r dǎ zhāo hū yě cháng shuō huà ér, zhè dà nián xià de, jiù chōng wǒ bái qù shē èr jǐ jīn miàn, zhǔn bù báo miàn." | |
| xué xí fù ér:" nǐ jiù qù a." | |
| wǒ shuō:" ná kǒu dài." ná shàng kǒu dài wǒ jiù qù le, dào le miàn pù zhè hā ér | |
| " āi, wáng zhǎng guì de! gěi nín bài nián lēi!" | |
| wǎn diǎn ér. wǎn diǎn ér wǎn diǎn ér ba, yí yàng, chū wǔ, chū wǔ bù suàn wǎn! | |
| " hǎo! zhù nín, dà fā cái yuán, mǎi mài xīng lóng, shēng yì xīng lóng tōng sì hǎi, cái yuán mào shèng dá sān jiāng, kāi shì dà jí, wàn shì hēng tōng." | |
| zhǎo dì r zuò xià, lián zhàn zhe dōu méi zhàn zhù ne | |
| xué wáng zhǎng guì:" bié fèi huà, mǎi ma? mǎi ma shuō huà. mǎi bàng zi mǐ mǎi bàng zi miàn?" | |
| wǒ shuō:" bái, bái miàn, bái miàn" | |
| xué wáng zhǎng guì:" lái duō shǎo?" | |
| " bù, bù bù mǎi, nín shē wǒ, shē, shē, shē wǒ jǐ jīn, shē wǒ jǐ jīn bái miàn, guò le zhè yuè chū chū qī bā wǒ jiù gěi nín sòng qián lái." | |
| xué wáng zhǎng guì:" bù xíng a! bù shē zhàng, bù shē zhàng!" | |
| wǒ shuō:" bié jiè bié jiè, nín kāi shì dà zhè yàng ér xíng bù xíng, wǒ gěi nín niàn niàn jí xiáng gē ér" | |
| wǎng mén kǒu yī zhàn, | |
| chàng" xīn nián xīn yuè dù xīn chūn, huā hóng duì zǐ tiē mǎn mén, tiān shàng cái shén lái jìn bǎo, wǒ bǎ yuán bǎo tái jìn mén, yī sòng jīn, èr sòng yín, sān sòng yáo qián shù, sì sòng jù bǎo pén, jù bǎo pén nèi chā jīn huā, fù guì róng huá tóu yī jiā! fā cái a zhǎng guì de! | |
| wǒ shuō:" wáng zhǎng guì zěn me yàng? shē wǒ jǐ jīn bái miàn zěn me yàng?" | |
| xué wáng zhǎng guì:" bù shē zhàng!" | |
| wǒ shuō:" guì de, bié shuō wǒ shē, wǒ guò liǎng tiān wǒ gěi nín qián, wǒ gěi niàn zhè tàng xǐ gē ér, nín bái gěi wǒ èr jīn miàn, zhí bù zhí?" | |
| xué wáng zhǎng guì:" bù xíng a bù xíng bù xíng." | |
| " wǒ zài gěi nín niàn chéng me? zài gěi nín niàn diǎn ér." | |
| chàng" ó yī jìn mén lái tái tóu guān, kōng zhōng lái le sān wèi xiān, zēng fú xiān, zēng shòu xiān, liú hǎi ér běn shì nà hǎi wài de xiān. shén xiān bù là dé fán jiān dì, chāi pài lái rén sòng jí yán, jí yán sòng dào le bǎo hào nèi, fù guì róng huá wàn wàn nián! fā cái a zhǎng guì de!" | |
| xué wáng zhǎng guì:" bù shē zhàng!" | |
| wǒ shuō:" zhǎng guì de, zhǎng guì de, nín jiù bù kě lián qióng rén ma?" | |
| xué wáng zhǎng guì:" bù kě lián!" | |
| wǒ shuō:" nín xīn zhè me hěn ma?" | |
| xué wáng zhǎng guì:" jiù zhè me hěn." | |
| wǒ shuō:" yào bù gěi, wǒ hái niàn, wǒ dǔ nǐ mén kǒu ér wǒ kě bù zǒu, wǒ kě hái niàn!" | |
| zhǎng guì de shuō:" niàn nǎ! niàn nǎ! yuè niàn yuè jí qìng." | |
| wǒ shuō:" zhǎng guì de, zài niàn méi xǐ gē ér le a!... zán shuō míng liǎo, zhè kě bù yuàn wǒ, wǒ zài niàn shì sàng gē ér le a, wǒ, wǒ gěi nǐ tiān shùn zhù: shun2, bù zhī zhǔn zì, tiān jīn kǒu yǔ" | |
| xué wáng zhǎng guì:" nǐ gǎn!" | |
| wǒ xīn shuō, fǎn zhèng tā bù gěi wǒ miàn, wǒ gěi tā niàn sàng gē ér, wǒ gěi tā tiān shùn wǒ gěi tā niàn sàng gē ér, shén me dǎo méi lái shén me, hǎo lei! | |
| chàng" ó yī jìn mén lái sàng qì duō, sàng mén diào kè liǎng biān péi duō, zhǎng guì de yī huì ér dé wēn bìng, nèi zhǎng guì yī huì ér zhǎng yē gé jù shuō wèi shí dào ái, zhèng miàn guān, kàn míng bái bo2, kōng zhōng lái le wǔ diàn yán luó, niú tóu mǎ miàn liǎng biān zhàn, sàng mén shén zài hòu miàn gēn zhe, bù gěi wǒ mǎ sān lì shē bái miàn, yī huì ér nǐ men jiā jiù zháo huǒ! dǎo méi a zhǎng guì de! dǎo méi ba dà zhǎng guì! yī sàng bǎi sàng, gěi nín sòng huǒ shén yé lái la!" | |
| zhǎng guì shuō:" wǒ gěi bái miàn! wǒ gěi gěi, gěi bái miàn!" |
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