黄鹤楼
huang he lou Lyrics

Song	黄鹤楼
Artist	马三立
Album	马三立相声典藏
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[00:01.580]	马：想起呀，这么两句话来
[00:05.655]	王：什么呀？
[00:07.066]	马：想起这么两句话来
[00:08.111]	谁告诉我的、谁跟我说的我忘了啊
[00:09.731]	想不起来了啊
[00:10.671]	王：啊
[00:11.246]	马：有这么两句话
[00:11.951]	王：什么呀？
[00:14.041]	马：“生书、熟戏，听不腻的曲艺”
[00:18.534]	王：噢
[00:19.788]	马：是谁告诉我的这句话我忘了
[00:22.426]	想不起来谁说的了
[00:23.706]	王：噢
[00:24.542]	马：我这么一想太对了
[00:25.979]	王：怎么？
[00:26.788]	马：可不是么
[00:28.800]	生书，熟戏，听着有意思
[00:33.058]	王：嗯
[00:33.685]	马：听不腻的曲艺
[00:35.461]	王：噢
[00:36.297]	马：啊听书，总得听生的
[00:39.406]	这部书，这套书，根本没听过
[00:41.417]	啊，这几个扣子、末了结尾怎么回事儿不知道
[00:44.891]	越听越爱听、越上瘾，生书
[00:48.496]	熟戏，这戏都熟儿啦，词儿你都会啦，爱听！
[00:52.806]	王：嗯
[00:53.799]	马：《失空斩》、《二进宫》你词儿都会了
[00:56.333]	你还得买票、还得听
[00:58.423]	他这儿唱着，台下坐着还听
[01:00.356]	听着还唱
[01:01.296]	王：嗯
[01:02.132]	马：小声儿唱，嘴动唤
[01:04.248]	因为什么——他会
[01:05.502]	王：唔
[01:06.338]	马：听着有意思，生书，熟戏
[01:08.166]	王：噢
[01:08.872]	马：“听不腻的——曲艺”
[01:10.204]	曲艺它为什么？它是单独的形式
[01:13.443]	它就跟那个房子似的一个单元一个单元的
[01:15.428]	它不是一码事
[01:17.623]	戏剧它是个综合的艺术嘛！
[01:19.739]	王：哎
[01:20.392]	马：演戏，灯光、布景、道具、服装……音乐、效果配音等等吧
[01:28.255]	很多的艺术家综合起来排成一个完整的一出戏
[01:33.714]	它是综合艺术，平常有这么句话么——
[01:37.633]	一人儿唱不了一出戏嘛
[01:38.860]	王：对
[01:39.670]	马：不错也有一个人儿一出戏——
[01:41.499]	《拾黄金》，是一个人儿吧？
[01:43.171]	王：嗯
[01:43.824]	马：但是它不是一个人唱的——
[01:45.574]	那些个音乐、场面、配音、服装、道具、大衣箱——
[01:51.060]	箱官儿伺候着给他扮戏
[01:53.071]	也得很多人，它并不是只有他一个人儿
[01:56.101]	王：对对
[01:57.851]	马：曲艺就不是这样儿了
[01:59.628]	曲艺它是单独的
[02:01.665]	哪个节目跟哪个节目——
[02:03.494]	时调、大鼓、单弦、坠子、相声
[02:06.028]	谁跟谁都没关系它唱完了就是它
[02:08.927]	它不是一门综合的
[02:10.468]	唱腔儿也不一样、动作也不一样
[02:12.532]	不错唱大鼓嘛，它也有动作、也有比划，刀枪架儿啊
[02:17.443]	它跟戏剧不一样
[02:18.619]	王：对
[02:19.193]	马：这戏剧，拉这个腔儿、叫板！——
[02:24.705]	要唱它总得叫板
[02:25.750]	王：哎
[02:26.508]	马：曲艺它哪儿有叫板啊？
[02:28.597]	打起鼓套子就唱嘛，它不能叫板
[02:31.993]	戏剧呢，它就得叫板
[02:33.535]	也兴许来个吊腔儿、道句白或者是来个手势……
[02:39.935]	这么一来这叫什么懂吗？
[02:42.547]	王：云手
[02:44.193]	马：这你也懂？跟谁学的？
[02:49.443]	王：这个，这谁都知道啊
[02:51.637]	马：噢拉云手
[02:53.335]	王：对
[02:54.093]	马：要这样儿呢？一上场的这个……
[02:56.836]	王：透袖
[02:57.698]	马：对！要这……这样呢？
[02:59.762]	王：端带
[03:01.407]	马：对，行啊！这样呢？
[03:03.366]	王：正冠
[03:06.031]	马：这样儿呢？
[03:08.121]	王：胡子，捋髯
[03:09.793]	马：噢，行啊……这你也懂
[03:13.267]	那这个呢，这叫什么？
[03:14.233]	王：分髯
[03:16.114]	马：要这样儿呢？
[03:17.159]	王：撕扎——
[03:18.100]	大花脸，对不对？
[03:20.529]	马：噢……这样儿呢？
[03:29.411]	王：不知道
[03:30.717]	马：这胡子痒痒，扽扽！
[03:32.258]	王：你外边儿去吧！戏台上扽胡子？
[03:36.934]	马：听说你对戏剧有研究啊？
[03:38.919]	王：嗨
[03:39.807]	马：你很感兴趣啊？
[03:41.427]	王：我也爱听、也爱……
[03:43.073]	马：你会唱？
[03:44.013]	王：唱两句
[03:44.771]	马：哎，你要爱戏剧你找我去！
[03:48.428]	王：啊？
[03:49.185]	马：你有时间你找我去！.
[03:50.126]	王：找你干吗？
[03:50.831]	马：我给你说说戏，我教给你点儿
[03:53.443]	你真爱唱戏吗？
[03:55.428]	王：是
[03:55.899]	马：怎么唱？你在哪儿唱过戏？
[03:57.388]	王：唉，我这个？
[03:58.511]	马：什么班儿的？
[04:00.235]	王：我没有班儿
[04:01.411]	马：哪儿的？
[04:02.873]	王：我就是学过这么几出戏，跟他们一块儿彩排唱过
[04:06.008]	马：唱过吗？
[04:07.001]	王：正式科班儿我没学过
[04:09.064]	马：你不是科班儿的？
[04:09.900]	王：不是不是
[04:12.904]	马：爱这个？
[04:13.531]	王：对对对
[04:14.054]	马：那更好了，你找我！
[04:16.144]	王：哎哎，找你
[04:17.659]	马：戏剧这个演员都很熟的吗？
[04:19.775]	王：有名的演员认识很少
[04:23.092]	马：我给你介绍介绍！
[04:24.006]	王：唉唉
[04:24.790]	马：我给你介绍，你认识我就行了！
[04:26.096]	王：噢
[04:26.671]	马：你学着点儿吧！行嘛？
[04:28.970]	王：好好
[04:29.571]	马：你找我！
[04:30.406]	王：噢
[04:31.112]	马：我给你说说戏
[04:31.765]	王：唉
[04:32.340]	马：我给你练练功
[04:33.515]	王：唉
[04:34.116]	马：练练功懂吗？
[04:35.396]	王：好
[04:36.127]	马：过来
[04:37.773]	王：干嘛？
[04:38.635]	马：我给你挝腿
[04:39.758]	王：啊？！
[04:40.255]	马：先挝腿!.得扳到这儿来!
[04:42.397]	王：唉……不成！您别扳！别扳！
[04:45.244]	马：得挝腿！
[04:45.819]	王：不成，不成
[04:48.039]	年轻人学戏你给他挝挝腿、崴崴腰
[04:51.540]	我这么大岁数你给我挝腿？
[04:53.682]	一下挝折了这怎么办！
[04:55.667]	马：你不得练功嘛！你学戏……
[04:57.313]	王：我学戏呀，学点儿文戏，唱功戏
[05:00.787]	马：唱功戏也成啊！
[05:01.675]	王：我不挝腿
[05:02.563]	马：你学！
[05:03.634]	学老生、青衣、小生、老旦
[05:06.847]	你学！我教给你
[05:09.015]	王：嚯！生、旦、净、末、丑您全行？
[05:11.340]	马：嗬！
[05:12.202]	生、旦、净、末、丑
[05:13.482]	唱、打、坐、念、翻
[05:14.684]	——全活！
[05:16.434]	王：哟嗬！全活这位！
[05:18.628]	马：啊，全有
[05:19.856]	王：是啊？
[05:20.405]	马：啊
[05:20.875]	王：您全有？
[05:21.633]	马：我……
[05:22.260]	嗬！你看现在不是净找我学…
[05:27.876]	找我学的人太多了
[05:29.077]	王：是啊？
[05:29.600]	马：啊我全行！
[05:31.455]	大衣箱，这咱们都懂！
[05:33.414]	王：啊
[05:33.962]	马：哪件衣服，什么演员穿什么
[05:37.776]	给人家扮个戏，贴个片、画个脸儿……
[05:40.493]	王：噢……
[05:41.224]	马：旗包箱、帽箱……
[05:43.236]	水锅子活儿我都懂！
[05:45.352]	王：嚯——？
[05:46.135]	马：水锅子那活儿咱都能干
[05:47.546]	王：嚯——这么说您是科班儿出身？
[05:49.113]	马：我不是科班儿，我不是科班儿
[05:51.125]	王：不是科班儿？
[05:51.882]	马：爱这个，票友！
[05:53.006]	王：票友？
[05:53.946]	马：现在叫业余呀，老票友！
[05:56.062]	王：啊
[05:56.924]	马：打那个年头儿净走票
[05:58.909]	王：哦，走票
[06:00.895]	马：走票，你认得我吗？
[06:01.940]	王：不认识
[06:03.220]	马：嗬！我这个……
[06:05.362]	唱戏走票多少年了，北京你打听打听——
[06:09.881]	王：哦
[06:11.161]	马：我！
[06:11.605]	王：啊
[06:11.971]	马：外号！
[06:12.545]	王：你有外号？
[06:13.277]	马：搅官儿！
[06:14.086]	王：搅……搅官儿？
[06:16.751]	马：哎——到北京你打听打听，搅官儿！
[06:18.971]	王：搅官儿怎么茬儿？
[06:20.199]	马：就是扑克牌里不有个大鬼、大王……
[06:24.431]	王：啊
[06:25.006]	马：从前那张牌叫什么？叫“搅官儿（joker ）”
[06:28.402]	王：叫……
[06:29.185]	马：这张牌，当什么都行
[06:31.432]	王：噢
[06:32.137]	马：搁哪儿都能用
[06:32.921]	王：对
[06:33.548]	马：为什么叫“搅官儿”呢？
[06:35.089]	王：哦？
[06:35.664]	马：那时侯啊，票友唱戏
[06:37.414]	后台只要有我，什么戏都开得开！
[06:39.399]	王：嘿！
[06:40.026]	马：短个老生，我来
[06:41.411]	缺花脸，我来
[06:43.030]	短个老旦，我来……
[06:44.911]	王：你瞧！
[06:45.851]	马：唉
[06:46.374]	王：您全成？
[06:47.236]	马：你这，你瞧，要不怎么叫搅官儿呢！
[06:49.587]	王：哦
[06:50.266]	马：北京有朱少峰认识吗？
[06:52.068]	王：认识！
[06:52.931]	马：朱少峰！
[06:53.871]	王：唱花脸的
[06:55.595]	马：家里开这个珠宝玉器行的
[06:58.181]	王：对对对在天桥那儿
[07:00.637]	马：有名的票友那是，我们一块儿唱
[07:02.021]	王：是啊？
[07:03.118]	马：你算算吧……这还不知道嘛！
[07:05.443]	王：哦
[07:05.992]	马：朱少峰的花脸怎么样？
[07:07.115]	王：好！
[07:07.794]	马：给我配戏！我们一块儿唱
[07:10.041]	王：给你……
[07:10.694]	马：杨幼堂认得吗？杨幼堂？
[07:12.052]	王：认识
[07:12.575]	马：申自明知道吗？申自明？
[07:15.004]	王：哦知道，知道
[07:15.683]	马：我们这都一块儿唱
[07:16.624]	唱老旦的李云甫
[07:18.008]	王：啊
[07:18.635]	马：李云甫知道吗？
[07:19.523]	王：知道
[07:20.046]	马：我们都一块儿唱！
[07:20.725]	王：嘿！
[07:21.352]	马：你瞧这多少年了
[07:22.214]	我这个......啊，现在不是戏校找我么
[07:25.636]	戏校请当老师……咱还不干这个……约我去
[07:31.148]	约我去……艺术顾问！
[07:33.394]	王：唔
[07:34.047]	马：这不戏校找我嘛！
[07:34.962]	当艺术顾问，给他们排排
[07:36.921]	排排那些个老戏，传统戏
[07:39.977]	咱不是会的多点儿吗！
[07:41.022]	他们有些个青年，没见过，咱给他说说
[07:44.261]	这不，说好了今儿早晨来接我嘛！
[07:46.194]	王：噢
[07:46.691]	马：等到现在车也没来……
[07:47.944]	王：嗨——
[07:49.956]	马：车也没来！
[07:51.706]	王：唉哎，这么些日子也没听您唱过
[07:56.016]	这么办，您在这儿唱两句儿怎么样？
[07:59.386]	让大家听听好不好
[08:01.293]	马：这个……
[08:02.155]	王：您瞧瞧，刚一提就欢迎
[08:03.331]	马：这这这是戏！
[08:06.047]	这不是时调大鼓，来这儿唱个歌儿站那儿唱
[08:10.070]	这是唱戏！唉，这是京班儿大戏！
[08:13.126]	清唱，要是小姑娘行了
[08:15.007]	来个拉弦儿的、拉胡琴儿，拉！
[08:17.985]	旁边儿站个小姑娘来个清唱二黄
[08:20.388]	你……这么大岁数老头子来个清唱二黄……
[08:23.575]	那叫嘛玩意那！
[08:24.934]	王：嗯
[08:26.893]	马：我也没唱过！我也没唱过那个！
[08:28.565]	你让我……站那儿来个清唱二簧
[08:29.453]	死眉瞪眼，也不动换那样儿唱我还真唱不上来！
[08:30.733]	我还真不行，我不习惯
[08:32.274]	我得扮戏，彩唱，得有配角儿！配角儿！
[08:36.297]	王：得有配角？
[08:37.420]	马：唉！得有下手儿、配角、底包、零碎儿......
[08:39.771]	清唱？算嘛玩意！
[08:42.958]	王：那这么办！
[08:44.003]	咱们二位唱出戏，我给您来个配角儿？
[08:47.268]	马：你配嘛角儿，你跟谁唱？
[08:49.228]	王：跟你
[08:50.194]	马：你这不挨骂吗？
[08:51.265]	我跟你唱？切，胡闹么！我跟你唱？！
[08:55.758]	真是的
[08:59.651]	我，我这么多年的票友我跟你唱？
[09:02.080]	你算干嘛的！你哪儿行啊？
[09:05.136]	你把北京杨幼堂给来，你把万国权给我请来，让他们给我配戏
[09:11.928]	你行吗？
[09:13.417]	王：我当然是不行了
[09:15.455]	马：不行，不行你还唱？
[09:16.708]	王：主要不是听您的么？
[09:18.197]	我给您配角么，听您的！
[09:20.966]	马：那你要这么说还差不多，主要还是听听我……
[09:24.911]	王：啊
[09:25.668]	马：你，你能唱什么呀？
[09:27.340]	王：我能唱什么，听您的！
[09:30.162]	咱二位唱出戏，得您会的！
[09:33.740]	马：这人……你会什么我跟你唱呀！
[09:37.136]	我知道你会什么呀？
[09:38.364]	你要我会的，我会的多了——
[09:39.957]	我会一万多出戏！
[09:41.133]	王：嚯——！一万多出？！
[09:43.902]	马：我说个戏，我说个戏你唱的了吗？
[09:46.436]	王：唉
[09:47.141]	马：连戏名儿你都没听说过
[09:48.630]	王：哦
[09:49.623]	马：你都不知道！你拣你会的
[09:51.399]	我是全行啊——
[09:52.679]	生、旦、净、末、丑
[09:53.515]	唱、打、坐、念、翻
[09:54.403]	你说吧
[09:55.500]	王：对、对了，拣我会的
[09:58.583]	马：我说什么
[09:59.393]	我别说呀，我说来个什么什么戏
[10:01.195]	你没有、你没见过……
[10:03.076]	你会哪个？
[10:05.427]	王：哦，我说？
[10:05.975]	马：嗯
[10:06.446]	王：咱二位唱出《黄鹤楼》？
[10:07.778]	马：什么？
[10:09.162]	王：《黄鹤楼》
[10:10.860]	这字也可以念鹤，黄鹤楼
[10:13.969]	马：这个戏……你有吗？
[10:16.607]	王：有啊！没有我能唱吗？
[10:19.428]	马：黄什么楼？
[10:20.134]	王：黄鹤楼
[10:22.615]	马：……这戏可生点儿啊？
[10:25.802]	唉……没见过贴这戏呀？
[10:29.094]	王：生点儿咱们唱着才好呢！
[10:31.340]	让大家听着新鲜呀？好吧？
[10:34.945]	马：黄什么楼？
[10:37.192]	王：黄鹤楼
[10:38.237]	马：你有啊？
[10:39.647]	王：有啊！
[10:41.267]	马：黄鹤楼？
[10:43.200]	王：啊
[10:44.140]	马：唱哪场啊？带大审吗？
[10:45.864]	王：大审？
[10:47.745]	马：带不带？
[10:48.633]	王：不带！
[10:49.678]	马：不带大审就庙堂完了？
[10:51.246]	王：啊？！
[10:52.055]	马：就庙堂这一场？
[10:52.787]	王：您说的那个庙堂、大审那是《法门寺》
[10:56.914]	马：你说的呢？
[10:57.515]	王：我说这是《黄鹤楼》
[10:58.638]	马：黄鹤楼哪场啊？
[11:00.284]	王：黄鹤楼——赴宴
[11:01.512]	马：啊？
[11:02.217]	王：黄鹤楼——赴宴
[11:03.654]	马：黄鹤楼赴宴？
[11:06.083]	王：唉
[11:06.710]	马：赴宴这一场？
[11:08.382]	王：唉
[11:09.009]	马：噢……那来！
[11:10.733]	王：嗯
[11:11.229]	马：那可以
[11:11.961]	王：可以咱们唱这个
[11:14.051]	马：黄鹤楼？赴宴？
[11:16.402]	王：啊
[11:17.055]	马：噢……哪儿赴宴？黄鹤楼赴宴？
[11:20.111]	王：嗯
[11:20.764]	马：噢，行，你有啊？
[11:22.593]	王：有啊！
[11:23.559]	马：不是，我担心你回头……
[11:25.362]	我是没问题呀！
[11:28.940]	王：没问题咱就唱这场
[11:31.187]	马：这行，黄鹤楼赴宴
[11:32.754]	王：唉
[11:33.433]	马：就赴宴这一场
[11:34.322]	王：唉
[11:35.210]	马：说明白不就得了么
[11:36.542]	王：您挑个角儿吧
[11:37.378]	马：啊？
[11:37.953]	王：您挑个角儿吧
[11:38.919]	马：什么叫挑角儿呀？
[11:40.382]	王：您去谁呀？挑个角儿吧？
[11:42.550]	马：你说吧！你说吧！你去谁吧？
[11:44.692]	王：我……怎么我说呀？
[11:46.808]	马：我当然得听你的，你说啊！
[11:48.637]	这里边角儿多了，我说我来这个，我去这个
[11:51.771]	我挑一个你正会，你正会这点儿
[11:54.201]	我占上了，你怎么办？你先挑
[11:56.944]	你不行的，我来！
[11:59.060]	你瞧——！
[12:01.019]	王：这也不错，那我来个刘备
[12:03.762]	马：啊？
[12:04.624]	王：刘备
[12:05.460]	马：三国戏这是？
[12:07.758]	王：啊，啊，三国戏
[12:09.012]	马：刘备？
[12:09.639]	王：唉
[12:10.240]	马：刘玄德
[12:11.050]	王：对
[12:11.886]	马：姓刘名备字玄德，家住大树楼桑
[12:16.562]	二弟姓关名羽字云长......
[12:18.364]	王：哎、哎，行了行了！
[12:19.331]	马：我知道这个，我都会背！刘备刘玄德
[12:22.988]	好！
[12:24.111]	王：好不好？
[12:25.757]	马：好
[12:26.462]	王：您挑一个角儿
[12:30.224]	马：你……你说吧！听你的！唉，你来吧！
[12:39.784]	王：您别不清头吧这戏？
[12:42.162]	马：什么叫不清头啊？！
[12:43.233]	什么叫不清头啊？！
[12:44.643]	王：本来是么
[12:45.479]	让您挑戏您也挑不出来
[12:47.438]	让您挑角儿您也挑不出来——
[12:49.789]	“你说吧”“你来吧”……
[12:51.383]	您去谁？
[12:53.002]	马：你呀，你呀……
[12:54.805]	你练不出能耐就这样儿——
[12:57.913]	心眼儿太多，好心眼儿太少
[12:59.716]	哦——
[13:00.917]	你以为我不知道都有谁呢？
[13:04.000]	我们这儿大大方方，听你派！
[13:06.325]	还以为让我挑角儿，我不知道这里头有谁呀
[13:09.904]	我说不出来呀！你就这么想
[13:11.837]	想错啦！错了你！
[13:13.900]	我这就听你派！你点！
[13:18.341]	王：你瞧！
[13:19.700]	马：唉！
[13:20.326]	王：好好好，那您来个诸葛亮！诸葛亮
[13:25.185]	马：行啊！姓诸名葛字子亮......
[13:29.887]	王：啊？！
[13:30.488]	马：孔明，孔明诸葛亮！
[13:34.119]	王：姓诸？
[13:34.772]	马：你就甭管了，到场上你就知道了！
[13:36.000]	姓诸葛名亮！
[13:38.011]	王：好么
[13:39.056]	马：姓诸葛……孔明嘛，孔明诸葛亮嘛！
[13:43.784]	王：唉好好
[13:44.437]	马：孔明……这是
[13:45.247]	王：哎哎
[13:45.796]	马：孔明嘛！
[13:46.815]	王：我再来个张飞
[13:47.677]	马：啊？
[13:48.617]	王：我来个张飞
[13:50.080]	马：你不是刘备吗？怎么张飞啦？
[13:53.032]	王：先赶刘备，再赶张飞
[13:55.957]	马：你一人能去俩角儿？
[13:58.596]	王：啊
[13:59.353]	马：你一人能去俩？
[14:01.731]	王：你也得去俩！
[14:02.671]	马：我什么？
[14:03.428]	王：你再赶个鲁肃
[14:04.552]	马：鲁肃？
[14:05.675]	王：啊
[14:06.302]	马：鲁子敬？
[14:07.791]	王：对
[14:08.731]	马：鲁大夫......
[14:09.541]	“鲁子敬在舟中啊”那个？
[14:11.213]	王：啊对！
[14:12.049]	马：我来！我我先来鲁肃后来诸葛亮
[14:17.535]	借风那点儿我来！借风那点儿你甭管，这我应着！
[14:20.722]	王：哎哎……
[14:21.087]	马：“学天书啊——玄妙法啊——”
[14:30.883]	王：哎、哎——别唱了！
[14:31.954]	马：我来这借风！
[14:32.712]	王：你哪儿来的借风这里头？
[14:34.828]	马：我先来鲁肃后来……
[14:36.212]	王：你先来鲁肃？
[14:38.067]	成成，您别来鲁肃了，你就来诸葛亮吧！
[14:40.784]	马：我光去诸葛亮？
[14:42.011]	王：唉
[14:42.455]	马：那行，我光去诸葛亮那成啊
[14:45.146]	王：来咱把桌子往后搭搭
[14:47.915]	马：搭桌子干嘛？
[14:48.620]	王：搭桌子啊
[14:49.639]	马：搭桌子干嘛呀？
[14:50.710]	王：得分出前后台来
[14:52.225]	马：噢分前头台？
[14:53.296]	王：唉
[14:53.871]	马：哪儿前台？
[14:54.472]	王：这儿是前台、这儿是后台
[14:56.483]	上场门儿，下场门儿
[14:58.364]	您看怎么样？
[14:59.331]	马：好好好
[15:00.454]	我去……我去诸葛亮，诸葛亮得扮戏呀
[15:04.372]	王：当然啦！
[15:05.104]	马：诸葛亮得戴八卦巾、八卦巾懂吗？
[15:09.884]	（打扮）
[15:22.397]	王：家门不幸啊！谁过去啦？
[15:25.714]	马：诸葛亮的帽帽儿，帽帽儿
[15:29.659]	王：诸葛亮的帽帽儿？
[15:32.454]	我上场您给打家伙儿，您上场我给打家伙
[15:36.686]	马：哪儿有家伙啊？
[15:37.574]	王：没有家伙，锣鼓用嘴学
[15:41.231]	马：锣鼓经啊？
[15:42.485]	王：锣鼓经行吗？
[15:43.347]	马：嗬——太行了！我来！
[15:45.175]	王：您听我叫板
[15:46.142]	马：好嘞！打家伙
[15:49.799]	王：“恩——吞！”
[15:51.131]	马：“堂堂七堂七，堂堂七堂七
[15:55.363]	堂堂堂得个七堂七，堂堂七堂七，堂堂七堂七，堂堂……”
[16:02.181]	王：这儿跳秧歌舞来啦？！
[16:04.506]	马：这么打不火爆点儿吗？
[16:05.943]	王：火爆点儿是火爆！
[16:07.458]	马：怎么打呀？
[16:08.398]	王：大戏加秧歌舞啊？
[16:09.574]	马：你说呢？
[16:11.481]	王：刘备上场
[16:12.787]	马：刘备上场……
[16:13.936]	王：老生！打小锣儿
[16:15.007]	马：什么小锣？
[16:15.713]	王：“哒……台，台，台”
[16:17.855]	马：我来！
[16:20.336]	王： “恩——吞！”
[16:22.635]	马：“台！台！台！台！哒哒台！台！
[16:36.088]	台台七台七个台台，台台七台七个台台
[16:40.215]	台台七台七个台台，台台七台七个台台
[16:44.578]	台台七台七个台台，台台七台七个台台
[16:48.836]	台台七台七个台台，台台七台七个台台，台台七台七个台台……”
[16:54.322]	王：我们这儿改了跳加官儿了您看见没有？！
[16:57.326]	我说你台台起来没个完啦！
[16:59.546]	马：你那儿干吗呢？
[17:00.173]	王：啊？
[17:00.748]	马：什么叫跳加官儿啊？！
[17:02.054]	王：我到台口这么一透袖你就别打了
[17:05.998]	马：这样儿是干嘛？
[17:07.383]	王：这是透袖！
[17:08.532]	马：噢，这么着是透袖？我以为快点儿呢！
[17:10.465]	王：快点儿这象话么？
[17:14.279]	马：好好，再来
[17:18.720]	王：“恩——吞！”
[17:20.601]	马：“台！台！台！台！......”
[17:34.837]	王：......出去！
[17:35.491]	马：啊？
[17:36.039]	王：出去！
[17:36.980]	马：出去？
[17:37.685]	王：啊
[17:40.558]	马：我干吗去？
[17:41.577]	王：送花圈的来了！咱俩人儿一块儿上场！
[17:55.265]	马：噢，就一块儿上了，刘备那过场儿，过场儿免啦啊？
[18:01.456]	王：哪儿来的过场啊？
[18:02.632]	马：这没过场没过场儿
[18:04.356]	王：“恩——吞！”
[18:05.453]	马：“台！台！台！台！......”
[18:22.119]	王：......斗鸡来了这儿？！
[18:26.586]	怎么茬儿你？！
[18:29.068]	我说你这动作自然点儿成不成？
[18:30.870]	马：这还要多自然呐？
[18:32.777]	王：好嘛还自然？鸡都出来了！
[18:36.591]	......“啊——先生！”
[18:40.013]	马：“啊——先生！”
[18:41.685]	王：俩大夫！俩大夫！你别叫我先生！
[18:45.812]	马：那叫你什么呀？
[18:46.935]	王：主公！
[18:48.006]	马：主公是什么呀？
[18:48.764]	王：我就是皇上
[18:50.775]	马：皇上？
[18:51.873]	王：啊
[18:52.500]	马：谁是皇上？
[18:53.022]	王：我呀
[18:54.093]	马：这是皇上？
[18:55.321]	王：啊
[18:57.672]	马：有这模样的皇上？
[19:00.180]	好——皇上这样儿啊？
[19:02.165]	王：逢场作戏，我不是去的皇上吗？
[19:04.934]	马：哦好好好！皇上！皇上！
[19:07.415]	王：唉
[19:08.199]	马：嘿嘿——好皇上啊！
[19:11.491]	皇上还没吃晚饭呢，皇上带着发面饼来的
[19:17.394]	后台手巾包儿，两张发面饼——
[19:20.372]	皇上的晚饭......
[19:22.932]	咱发面饼拿出来让大伙看看！
[19:25.832]	两张发面饼，娘娘给皇上烙的饼！
[19:32.258]	王：哎哎，我说你管我那发面饼干嘛呀？唱不唱啊？！
[19:36.176]	马：就皇上，来皇上！
[19:38.919]	王：“啊——先生！”
[19:40.617]	马：“啊——主公！”
[19:42.263]	王：“此去过江你把孤王害苦了！”......
[19:55.428]	好么，我说你这儿什么毛病这是？
[19:58.380]	马：你这是坏我的腕儿！
[20:00.026]	王：坏你什么腕儿啊？
[20:01.123]	马：你当这么多人的面儿你这儿
[20:01.828]	“你把我害苦了！”
[20:04.101]	我怎么害你了？让人听听我怎么了？
[20:07.706]	我怎么害你了？
[20:09.064]	王：不是你害的我！
[20:10.710]	马：谁害的？
[20:11.415]	王：诸葛亮
[20:12.304]	马：找诸葛亮呀！
[20:13.322]	王：我哪儿找去？！
[20:14.211]	马：那你冲我说！
[20:15.360]	王：你去谁呀？你不去的诸葛亮吗？
[20:18.155]	马：就说我害的？
[20:18.913]	王：啊
[20:19.461]	马：我什么词儿啊？
[20:20.140]	王：没你的事儿
[20:21.107]	马：我干嘛去？
[20:21.760]	王：你打家伙
[20:22.570]	马：打家伙？怎么打？
[20:23.771]	王：打家伙都不会了？
[20:25.992]	马：说吧
[20:26.697]	王：“堂啷七来台，堂啷七来台堂——！”
[20:29.231]	马：行，再来！
[20:29.936]	王：“啊——先生！”
[20:31.190]	马：“主公！”
[20:32.131]	王：“此去过江你把孤王害苦了——！”
[20:36.101]	马：“仓啷七来台，仓啷七来台，仓啷七来台仓——！”
[20:40.855]	王：“心中恼恨诸葛亮”
[20:43.546]	马：“仓！”
[20:44.695]	王：“力逼孤王去过江！”
[20:48.170]	马：“仓！”
[20:49.241]	王：“龙潭虎穴孤去闯啊——！”
[20:54.387]	马：“仓啷七来台，仓啷七来台，仓啷七来台，仓啷七来台仓——！”
[21:01.727]	王：......“啊——？！”
[21:04.705]	马：啊——？
[21:06.717]	王：啊——？！
[21:08.023]	马：呃-啊——呃-啊——呃-啊——！
[21:14.632]	王：怎么驴啊？驴叫啊？
[21:16.591]	马：这点儿这配音效果嘛
[21:19.517]	王：配什么音？
[21:20.823]	马：配音效果，学这个驴
[21:22.260]	王：哪儿来的驴呀？
[21:25.760]	马：这场有驴没驴？
[21:26.596]	王：没驴！
[21:27.118]	马：这场有驴没驴？
[21:29.234]	王：没驴！
[21:30.175]	马：不唱了！
[21:32.186]	王：怎么不唱了？
[21:33.126]	马：不跟外行在一块儿唱！
[21:38.351]	山棒槌、山棒槌——
[21:40.806]	这场有驴没驴啊？
[21:42.060]	王：没驴！你说哪儿来的驴？！
[21:43.811]	马：咱们请行家，咱们请行家咱们问问，这场有驴没驴？
[21:46.710]	王：没驴！你说哪儿来的驴？
[21:49.035]	马：我知道哪儿来的驴呀？我知道哪儿来的驴呀？
[21:50.498]	王：啊
[21:50.916]	马：你说！
[21:51.961]	王：哪儿来的驴啊？
[21:53.215]	马：你骑驴打酒去么，我跟陈宫多心了把你一家子都杀了嘛
[21:58.935]	王：那是什么戏呀？！
[22:00.398]	马：噢——《捉放曹》
[22:04.500]	王：谁是山棒槌呀？！
[22:06.903]	马：我听你“啊？！”“啊？！”的是什么呀？
[22:08.392]	王：“啊？！——”是该你说话了
[22:10.560]	马：我说什么呀？
[22:11.317]	王：“送主公！”
[22:12.859]	马： “送主公！”
[22:14.217]	王：哎—忙什么呀你？！
[22:15.393]	马：那你再来！唱！
[22:17.091]	王：“龙潭虎穴孤去闯啊——！”
[22:21.557]	马：“仓啷七来台！仓啷七来台仓——！”
[22:23.752]	“送主公！”
[22:25.215]	王：“唉——分明是送孤王命见阎王——！”
[22:32.947]	马：“送主公！”
[22:34.305]	王：“免——！”
[22:36.212]	马：“送主公！”
[22:37.362]	王：“免——！”
[22:38.380]	马：“送主公！”
[22:39.268]	王：“免——！”
[22:40.627]	马：“送主公！”
[22:41.620]	王：你把我送哪儿去呀？！
[22:44.153]	......你瞧俩这儿比武来了！
[22:46.766]	马：我送你哪儿你说！你哪儿去吧？
[22:50.057]	王：我下了，你送一句
[22:53.531]	马：下了？下了？
[22:55.073]	王：你别下！你别下呀！
[22:58.573]	马：你不说下？谁下？
[22:59.513]	王：你唱！
[23:00.506]	马：啊？
[23:01.159]	王：我下了
[23:01.864]	马：啊？我什么？
[23:03.458]	王：你唱呀！
[23:04.242]	马：我唱啦？
[23:05.156]	王：唉你唱！你这儿转悠什么你这儿？
[23:11.295]	“仓啷七来台！仓啷七来台仓——！”
[23:16.206]	马：……“心中恼恨诸葛亮”
[23:19.706]	王：好么！
[23:21.273]	马：“力逼孤王去过江！”
[23:24.565]	王：“得仓！”
[23:25.322]	马：“龙潭虎穴孤去呀闯啊——！”
[23:31.226]	王：“仓啷七来台！仓啷七来台！仓啷七来台仓——！”
[23:34.883]	马：“送主公！唉”
[23:36.764]	王：唉什么你唉呀？刘备送刘备？
[23:40.865]	马：你让我唱么？
[23:42.119]	王：我让你唱，我让你唱这个词儿啊？
[23:44.366]	唱你诸葛亮的词儿
[23:45.855]	马：诸葛亮什么词儿啊？
[23:46.978]	王：连词儿都不会呀！
[23:49.904]	马：废话！你怎么知道我不会呀？
[23:53.038]	王：会，唱啊！
[23:54.945]	马：会就唱了！
[23:56.304]	王：还是不会呀！
[23:57.949]	马：我是干吗地呀？
[24:00.248]	王：你到底会不会呀？
[24:01.842]	马：会倒是会......
[24:04.375]	王：忘啦？
[24:05.603]	马：......想不起来了
[24:07.484]	王：还是忘了呀！
[24:09.104]	马：这可备不住
[24:10.096]	哎——你……你干这么些年了这还没有么？
[24:14.563]	王：有什么？
[24:15.295]	马：这个唱戏忘词儿这可备不住啊
[24:17.724]	王：啊？
[24:18.351]	马：唉，这个演员唱戏上台忘词儿这可不算褒贬
[24:21.068]	王：忘词儿还不算褒贬？！什么算褒贬？
[24:24.072]	马：什么都不算褒贬
[24:25.012]	王：啊？什么都不算褒贬？
[24:26.083]	马：我也不是全忘，我也不是满忘
[24:27.729]	就当时……啪！
[24:29.113]	就头一句，头一句想不起来了......
[24:31.151]	你瞧这个戏，我跟杨幼堂他们……申自明
[24:33.894]	我们唱的时候，这多少年不唱了......
[24:35.775]	其实就在嘴边上，你说，啪！
[24:37.812]	你说，你这么点儿词儿想不起来！......
[24:40.477]	你一提我就有啦！
[24:41.600]	王：一提就有啦？
[24:42.540]	马：哎呀，我们跟朱少峰我们，老唱这个！
[24:45.335]	王：好好好好，一提就成？
[24:46.981]	马：这你说……
[24:48.209]	王：“主公上马心不爽”
[24:49.515]	马：哎——可不就这个么，这就在嘴边儿上么，刚好要唱这个么…
[24:54.687]	王：成成成，唱吧！
[24:55.628]	马：“主公上马心不……”
[24:57.012]	王：爽！
[24:58.005]	马：“心不爽”么！有啊！有这个！
[24:59.860]	王：唱吧
[25:01.453]	马：……十来句呢吧？
[25:04.353]	王：啊？十来句？
[25:05.528]	马：好些句呢嘛？
[25:06.521]	王：四句！
[25:07.357]	马：四句呢嘛？！
[25:08.166]	王：啊
[25:08.820]	马：四句呢嘛？
[25:09.655]	王：四句呀！
[25:10.544]	马：“主公上马心不爽”么......
[25:12.633]	王：啊
[25:13.678]	马：二句不够辙啊！
[25:16.003]	王：啊……
[25:17.388]	马：二句 “牙花”呀！
[25:18.615]	王：什么叫牙花呀？
[25:20.261]	马：二句……
[25:21.202]	王：二句发花，没有发花辙！
[25:23.239]	马：二句发花！二句发花！
[25:24.206]	“哀家心中泪如麻”……
[25:25.433]	王：“山人八卦袖内藏”！江洋辙！
[25:28.307]	马：“心中泪如麻”……
[25:29.535]	王：什么泪如麻，“山人八卦袖内藏”！
[25:33.636]	马：“山人八卦袖内藏”？
[25:34.890]	王：唉
[25:35.595]	马：够辙？
[25:36.274]	王：够辙呀！
[25:40.010]	马：二句这是？
[25:40.846]	王：二句
[25:42.256]	马：“山人八卦袖内藏”
[25:43.014]	王：唉
[25:43.719]	马：......三句我改新词儿！
[25:46.775]	王：啊？
[25:47.220]	马：听我这三句啊......
[25:48.108]	王：哎哎唉，别改词儿啊！
[25:50.093]	马：原有那词儿不象话！
[25:51.295]	王：谁说的？怎么不象话啊？
[25:54.246]	马：不像话那个！
[25:55.474]	王：“将身且坐中军帐”
[25:57.538]	马：“将身且坐”……什么帐？
[25:59.184]	王：中军帐
[26:00.307]	马：这是第四句！
[26:02.083]	王：三句！
[26:04.539]	马：四句呢？
[26:05.740]	王：......一句都不会呀敢情！！！
[26:08.614]	马：这已经都说出来了
[26:10.625]	王：“后面又来翼德张”
[26:12.715]	马：好好好，行了！
[26:14.335]	王：“仓啷七来台，仓啷七来台……”
[26:15.562]	马：“主公上马呀心啦心不爽啊
[26:19.402]	心啦心不爽啊
[26:21.988]	有山人呐八卦袖内藏呀——”
[26:27.944]	王：“当个啷当啷当啷当当啊！”
[26:31.784]	马：“将身且坐中军宝帐呐！”
[26:36.042]	王：“当个啷当啷当啷当当啊！”
[26:38.263]	马：“等候涿州翼德张呀哎呀咿呀哎呀咿呀哎呀...”
[26:43.984]	王：别哎呀了你！哎呀什么呀你？
[26:46.178]	坠子都上来了？什么腔调啊这是？
[26:48.842]	马：腔调不对呀？
[26:49.704]	王：啊
[26:50.227]	马：应该什么调啊？
[26:51.298]	王：谁让你唱坠子来着？
[26:52.473]	马：什么调呀？
[26:53.126]	王：二黄调呀！
[26:54.406]	马：“主公上马心不爽”什么调什么调？
[26:55.974]	王：连调都不会了？
[26:57.907]	马：什么调呀？
[26:58.612]	王：“主公上马心不爽”
[27:00.676]	马：“仓！”
[27:01.904]	王：你唱！
[27:02.818]	马：“主公上马......”
[27:03.758]	王：没打家伙呢！
[27:04.542]	马：“仓啷七来台......”
[27:05.456]	王：我打！怎么这么乱啊？！
[27:06.815]	马：打呀！
[27:07.755]	王：唉，“堂啷七来台！堂啷七来台堂——！”
[27:09.584]	马：“主公上马......”
[27:10.263]	王：脸儿冲外唱、脸儿冲外唱
[27:13.737]	你冲我唱算什么呀！
[27:16.480]	......“堂啷七来台！堂啷七来台堂—！”
[27:17.446]	马：“主公上马心不爽！”
[27:19.980]	王：“得仓！“
[27:20.738]	马：“山人八卦袖内藏啊——
[27:24.238]	将身且坐中军呐帐啊——！”
[27:29.437]	王：“堂啷七来台！堂啷七来台堂——！”
[27:30.847]	马：“等候涿州翼德张——！”......
[27:43.125]	王：......报名！
[27:44.039]	马：哦？
[27:44.692]	王：报名！
[27:45.920]	马：学徒马三立......
[27:47.513]	王：报马三立干吗？！报你的名儿干吗？
[27:50.204]	马：报谁的？报你的？报你的？
[27:51.327]	王：报我的也不行呀！报诸葛亮的！
[27:53.940]	马：学徒诸葛亮，上台鞠躬！
[27:56.813]	王：诸葛亮也上台鞠躬？！
[27:58.929]	马：怎么报啊？什么诸葛亮，怎么？
[28:01.071]	王：一句都不会呀？
[28:02.612]	——“山人诸葛亮，等候翼德张”
[28:05.094]	马：就这两句啊，早我就会！
[28:06.609]	王：早会干吗不说呢？
[28:08.046]	马：就是不知道这两句什么时候说
[28:10.266]	王：就这时候说！
[28:11.624]	马：就这钟点儿说啊？
[28:12.460]	王：唉
[28:12.983]	马：好嘞！“山人诸葛亮，等候翼德张”
[28:16.457]	王：“走哇！！！”
[28:18.129]	马：哎呀！怎么着？！怎么着？！什么事儿？
[28:23.641]	王：张飞来了！
[28:24.999]	马：张飞来了？我怎么办？
[28:27.011]	我躲躲，我给他个不见面？
[28:30.224]	王：你什么不见面啊，你别动，你打家伙
[28:33.358]	马：你喊的什么？
[28:34.116]	王：“走哇！”
[28:35.344]	你别动，你打家伙，我上场
[28:38.034]	马：好，再来——
[28:41.195]	“山人诸葛亮，等候翼德张”
[28:43.389]	王：“走哇！！！”
[28:44.486]	马：“台！台！台！嗒嗒嗒嗒台！......”
[28:49.580]	王：好，张飞他妹妹上来了！
[28:52.166]	我说你怎么了？
[28:53.368]	马：你不说打家伙吗？
[28:54.126]	王：大花脸上场打小锣儿啊？
[28:56.085]	马：打什么家伙？
[28:56.868]	王：打快家伙
[28:58.305]	马：什么叫快家伙？
[28:59.089]	王：“锵锵锵锵锵锵锵锵......！”
[29:00.604]	马：“山人诸葛亮，等候翼德张”
[29:02.668]	王：“走哇！！！”
[29:03.556]	马：“锵锵锵锵锵锵锵锵......！
[29:05.306]	锵锵锵锵锵锵锵锵......！”
[29:07.657]	唱啊！
[29:08.127]	“锵锵锵锵锵锵锵锵......！”
[29:09.172]	哎呀快唱啊......哎呀快点儿唱啊......
[29:13.456]	“锵锵锵锵锵锵锵锵......！”
[29:14.214]	王：好么——我这儿洗澡来了？！
[29:17.296]	马：人家都没气儿了你怎么还不唱啊？！
[29:19.752]	王：你锵锵起来没完我怎么唱啊？！
[29:22.704]	马：我应当打多少下？
[29:24.297]	王：打多少下？这不论下儿
[29:25.943]	马：怎么打法？
[29:26.909]	王：我一喊“走哇”
[29:28.607]	马：“走哇”
[29:29.182]	王：四击头上场——
[29:30.566]	“锵——锵——崩登锵！”
[29:32.395]	马：“锵——锵——崩登锵！”
[29:33.257]	王：唉
[29:33.806]	马：还怎么着？
[29:34.511]	王：改急急风
[29:35.347]	马：急急风是什么你说？
[29:36.757]	王：“锵锵锵锵锵锵锵锵......！”
[29:38.638]	到台口有个“崩噔仓！”
[29:39.997]	马：到这儿 “崩噔仓！”？
[29:41.303]	王：唉
[29:41.930]	马：“崩噔仓！”完了呢？
[29:42.713]	王：有个“哇呀......！”
[29:43.549]	马：“哇呀呀呀呀呀！”
[29:44.490]	然后该什么
[29:44.934]	王：完了，改纽子
[29:46.292]	马：纽子是什么？
[29:47.102]	王：“堂啷七来台......”
[29:48.695]	马：完了呢？
[29:49.793]	王：我好唱啊
[29:51.647]	马：哦——我就唱啦？
[29:52.483]	王：你唱干什么呀？我唱！
[29:53.998]	马：你就唱了！......
[29:55.069]	“山人诸葛亮，等候翼德张！”
[29:58.622]	王：“走哇！！！”
[29:59.615]	马：“锵——锵——，抗七——锵！
[30:01.678]	锵锵锵锵锵锵锵锵......！崩噔仓！”
[30:05.048]	“哇呀......”
[30:06.694]	王：我哇呀！
[30:08.287]	马：谁哇呀？
[30:09.175]	王：我哇！
[30:10.168]	马：这点儿没说明白，你哇！哇呀！哇呀！
[30:14.635]	王：我也哇不出来了！
[30:15.889]	马：“堂啷七来台！堂啷七来台堂—！”
[30:18.344]	王：“心中恼恨诸葛亮！”
[30:19.781]	马：“仓！”
[30:20.722]	王：“力逼我大哥去过江！”
[30:23.203]	马：“仓！”
[30:23.752]	王：“怒气不息——”
[30:25.162]	马：“崩登仓”
[30:25.998]	王：“宝帐闯啊——！”
[30:30.178]	马：“堂啷七来台！堂啷七来台堂—！”
[30:33.757]	王：“呀呀呔...”
[30:34.958]	哎哟，咬我？！怎么还带咬人的呀？！
[30:37.910]	“快快还我大兄王！”
[30:41.907]	“可恼啊！可——恼！”......
[30:57.136]	要死啊是怎么着？
[31:00.558]	马：你才要死呢？
[31:01.316]	王：说话呀！
[31:02.962]	马：“送主公！”
[31:04.033]	王：送主公啊？！这是张飞！
[31:08.108]	马：“送张飞！”
[31:09.153]	王：送张飞，还接李逵呢！
[31:11.033]	马：到底是张飞还是李逵呀？什么词儿啊？
[31:13.828]	王： “三将军进得帐来怒气不息为着谁来？”
[31:18.478]	马：就这句呀？早我就会！
[31:19.784]	王：早会为什么不说？
[31:22.266]	马：会就不知道这两句搁哪儿？
[31:24.199]	王：就在这儿说
[31:25.296]	马：就这儿说啊？
[31:26.628]	我要知道你这样我跟你唱才算怪了呢！
[31:28.980]	王：对了！！！
[31:29.868]	马：快，再恼一回
[31:30.886]	王：“可恼啊！可——恼！”
[31:33.655]	马：“啊——三将军进得帐来怒气不息为着谁来？”
[31:40.369]	王：“哎先生啊！”
[31:41.675]	马：哎呀！怎么回事儿？！
[31:43.765]	王：“我就为你来！”
[31:45.149]	马：你为我来？我不惹你呀！
[31:47.944]	王：去你的吧！

[00:01.580]	ma: xiang qi ya, zhe me liang ju hua lai
[00:05.655]	wang: shen me ya?
[00:07.066]	ma: xiang qi zhe me liang ju hua lai
[00:08.111]	shui gao su wo de shui gen wo shuo de wo wang le a
[00:09.731]	xiang bu qi lai le a
[00:10.671]	wang: a
[00:11.246]	ma: you zhe me liang ju hua
[00:11.951]	wang: shen me ya?
[00:14.041]	ma:" sheng shu shu xi, ting bu ni de qu yi"
[00:18.534]	wang: o
[00:19.788]	ma: shi shui gao su wo de zhe ju hua wo wang le
[00:22.426]	xiang bu qi lai shui shuo de le
[00:23.706]	wang: o
[00:24.542]	ma: wo zhe me yi xiang tai dui le
[00:25.979]	wang: zen me?
[00:26.788]	ma: ke bu shi me
[00:28.800]	sheng shu, shu xi, ting zhe you yi si
[00:33.058]	wang:
[00:33.685]	ma: ting bu ni de qu yi
[00:35.461]	wang: o
[00:36.297]	ma: a ting shu, zong dei ting sheng de
[00:39.406]	zhe bu shu, zhe tao shu, gen ben mei ting guo
[00:41.417]	a, zhe ji ge kou zi mo liao jie wei zen me hui shi er bu zhi dao
[00:44.891]	yue ting yue ai ting yue shang yin, sheng shu
[00:48.496]	shu xi, zhe xi dou shu er la, ci er ni dou hui la, ai ting!
[00:52.806]	wang:
[00:53.799]	ma: shi kong zhan er jin gong ni ci er dou hui le
[00:56.333]	ni hai de mai piao hai de ting
[00:58.423]	ta zhe er chang zhe, tai xia zuo zhe hai ting
[01:00.356]	ting zhe hai chang
[01:01.296]	wang:
[01:02.132]	ma: xiao sheng er chang, zui dong huan
[01:04.248]	yin wei shi me ta hui
[01:05.502]	wang: wu
[01:06.338]	ma: ting zhe you yi si, sheng shu, shu xi
[01:08.166]	wang: o
[01:08.872]	ma:" ting bu ni de qu yi"
[01:10.204]	qu yi ta wei shi me? ta shi dan du de xing shi
[01:13.443]	ta jiu gen na ge fang zi shi de yi ge dan yuan yi ge dan yuan de
[01:15.428]	ta bu shi yi ma shi
[01:17.623]	xi ju ta shi ge zong he de yi shu ma!
[01:19.739]	wang: ai
[01:20.392]	ma: yan xi, deng guang bu jing dao ju fu zhuang yin yue xiao guo pei yin deng deng ba
[01:28.255]	hen duo de yi shu jia zong he qi lai pai cheng yi ge wan zheng de yi chu xi
[01:33.714]	ta shi zong he yi shu, ping chang you zhe me ju hua me
[01:37.633]	yi ren er chang bu liao yi chu xi ma
[01:38.860]	wang: dui
[01:39.670]	ma: bu cuo ye you yi ge ren er yi chu xi
[01:41.499]	shi huang jin, shi yi ge ren er ba?
[01:43.171]	wang:
[01:43.824]	ma: dan shi ta bu shi yi ge ren chang de
[01:45.574]	nei xie ge yin yue chang mian pei yin fu zhuang dao ju da yi xiang
[01:51.060]	xiang guan er ci hou zhe gei ta ban xi
[01:53.071]	ye de hen duo ren, ta bing bu shi zhi you ta yi ge ren er
[01:56.101]	wang: dui dui
[01:57.851]	ma: qu yi jiu bu shi zhe yang er le
[01:59.628]	qu yi ta shi dan du de
[02:01.665]	nei ge jie mu gen nei ge jie mu
[02:03.494]	shi diao da gu dan xian zhui zi xiang sheng
[02:06.028]	shui gen shui dou mei guan xi ta chang wan le jiu shi ta
[02:08.927]	ta bu shi yi men zong he de
[02:10.468]	chang qiang er ye bu yi yang dong zuo ye bu yi yang
[02:12.532]	bu cuo chang da gu ma, ta ye you dong zuo ye you bi hua, dao qiang jia er a
[02:17.443]	ta gen xi ju bu yi yang
[02:18.619]	wang: dui
[02:19.193]	ma: zhe xi ju, la zhe ge qiang er jiao ban!
[02:24.705]	yao chang ta zong dei jiao ban
[02:25.750]	wang: ai
[02:26.508]	ma: qu yi ta na er you jiao ban a?
[02:28.597]	da qi gu tao zi jiu chang ma, ta bu neng jiao ban
[02:31.993]	xi ju ne, ta jiu de jiao ban
[02:33.535]	ye xing xu lai ge diao qiang er dao ju bai huo zhe shi lai ge shou shi
[02:39.935]	zhe me yi lai zhe jiao shen me dong ma?
[02:42.547]	wang: yun shou
[02:44.193]	ma: zhe ni ye dong? gen shui xue de?
[02:49.443]	wang: zhe ge, zhe shui dou zhi dao a
[02:51.637]	ma: o la yun shou
[02:53.335]	wang: dui
[02:54.093]	ma: yao zhe yang er ne? yi shang chang de zhe ge
[02:56.836]	wang: tou xiu
[02:57.698]	ma: dui! yao zhe zhe yang ne?
[02:59.762]	wang: duan dai
[03:01.407]	ma: dui, xing a! zhe yang ne?
[03:03.366]	wang: zheng guan
[03:06.031]	ma: zhe yang er ne?
[03:08.121]	wang: hu zi, lv ran
[03:09.793]	ma: o, xing a zhe ni ye dong
[03:13.267]	na zhe ge ne, zhe jiao shen me?
[03:14.233]	wang: fen ran
[03:16.114]	ma: yao zhe yang er ne?
[03:17.159]	wang: si zha
[03:18.100]	da hua lian, dui bu dui?
[03:20.529]	ma: o zhe yang er ne?
[03:29.411]	wang: bu zhi dao
[03:30.717]	ma: zhe hu zi yang yang, den den!
[03:32.258]	wang: ni wai bian r qu ba! xi tai shang den hu zi?
[03:36.934]	ma: ting shuo ni dui xi ju you yan jiu a?
[03:38.919]	wang: hai
[03:39.807]	ma: ni hen gan xing qu a?
[03:41.427]	wang: wo ye ai ting ye ai
[03:43.073]	ma: ni hui chang?
[03:44.013]	wang: chang liang ju
[03:44.771]	ma: ai, ni yao ai xi ju ni zhao wo qu!
[03:48.428]	wang: a?
[03:49.185]	ma: ni you shi jian ni zhao wo qu!.
[03:50.126]	wang: zhao ni gan ma?
[03:50.831]	ma: wo gei ni shuo shuo xi, wo jiao gei ni dian er
[03:53.443]	ni zhen ai chang xi ma?
[03:55.428]	wang: shi
[03:55.899]	ma: zen me chang? ni zai na er chang guo xi?
[03:57.388]	wang: ai, wo zhe ge?
[03:58.511]	ma: shen me ban er de?
[04:00.235]	wang: wo mei you ban er
[04:01.411]	ma: na er de?
[04:02.873]	wang: wo jiu shi xue guo zhe me ji chu xi, gen ta men yi kuai er cai pai chang guo
[04:06.008]	ma: chang guo ma?
[04:07.001]	wang: zheng shi ke ban er wo mei xue guo
[04:09.064]	ma: ni bu shi ke ban er de?
[04:09.900]	wang: bu shi bu shi
[04:12.904]	ma: ai zhe ge?
[04:13.531]	wang: dui dui dui
[04:14.054]	ma: na geng hao le, ni zhao wo!
[04:16.144]	wang: ai ai, zhao ni
[04:17.659]	ma: xi ju zhe ge yan yuan dou hen shu de ma?
[04:19.775]	wang: you ming de yan yuan ren shi hen shao
[04:23.092]	ma: wo gei ni jie shao jie shao!
[04:24.006]	wang: ai ai
[04:24.790]	ma: wo gei ni jie shao, ni ren shi wo jiu xing le!
[04:26.096]	wang: o
[04:26.671]	ma: ni xue zhe dian er ba! xing ma?
[04:28.970]	wang: hao hao
[04:29.571]	ma: ni zhao wo!
[04:30.406]	wang: o
[04:31.112]	ma: wo gei ni shuo shuo xi
[04:31.765]	wang: ai
[04:32.340]	ma: wo gei ni lian lian gong
[04:33.515]	wang: ai
[04:34.116]	ma: lian lian gong dong ma?
[04:35.396]	wang: hao
[04:36.127]	ma: guo lai
[04:37.773]	wang: gan ma?
[04:38.635]	ma: wo gei ni wo tui
[04:39.758]	wang: a?!
[04:40.255]	ma: xian wo tui!. de ban dao zhe er lai!
[04:42.397]	wang: ai bu cheng! nin bie ban! bie ban!
[04:45.244]	ma: de wo tui!
[04:45.819]	wang: bu cheng, bu cheng
[04:48.039]	nian qing ren xue xi ni gei ta wo wo tui wai wai yao
[04:51.540]	wo zhe me da sui shu ni gei wo wo tui?
[04:53.682]	yi xia wo zhe le zhe zen me ban!
[04:55.667]	ma: ni bu de lian gong ma! ni xue xi
[04:57.313]	wang: wo xue xi ya, xue dian er wen xi, chang gong xi
[05:00.787]	ma: chang gong xi ye cheng a!
[05:01.675]	wang: wo bu wo tui
[05:02.563]	ma: ni xue!
[05:03.634]	xue lao sheng qing yi xiao sheng lao dan
[05:06.847]	ni xue! wo jiao gei ni
[05:09.015]	wang: huo! sheng dan jing mo chou nin quan xing?
[05:11.340]	ma: he!
[05:12.202]	sheng dan jing mo chou
[05:13.482]	chang da zuo nian fan
[05:14.684]	quan huo!
[05:16.434]	wang: yo he! quan huo zhe wei!
[05:18.628]	ma: a, quan you
[05:19.856]	wang: shi a?
[05:20.405]	ma: a
[05:20.875]	wang: nin quan you?
[05:21.633]	ma: wo
[05:22.260]	he! ni kan xian zai bu shi jing zhao wo xue
[05:27.876]	zhao wo xue de ren tai duo le
[05:29.077]	wang: shi a?
[05:29.600]	ma: a wo quan xing!
[05:31.455]	da yi xiang, zhe zan men dou dong!
[05:33.414]	wang: a
[05:33.962]	ma: na jian yi fu, shen me yan yuan chuan shen me
[05:37.776]	gei ren jia ban ge xi, tie ge pian hua ge lian er
[05:40.493]	wang: o
[05:41.224]	ma: qi bao xiang mao xiang
[05:43.236]	shui guo zi huo er wo dou dong!
[05:45.352]	wang: huo?
[05:46.135]	ma: shui guo zi na huo er zan dou neng gan
[05:47.546]	wang: huo zhe me shuo nin shi ke ban er chu shen?
[05:49.113]	ma: wo bu shi ke ban er, wo bu shi ke ban er
[05:51.125]	wang: bu shi ke ban er?
[05:51.882]	ma: ai zhe ge, piao you!
[05:53.006]	wang: piao you?
[05:53.946]	ma: xian zai jiao ye yu ya, lao piao you!
[05:56.062]	wang: a
[05:56.924]	ma: da na ge nian tou r jing zou piao
[05:58.909]	wang: o, zou piao
[06:00.895]	ma: zou piao, ni ren de wo ma?
[06:01.940]	wang: bu ren shi
[06:03.220]	ma: he! wo zhe ge
[06:05.362]	chang xi zou piao duo shao nian le, bei jing ni da ting da ting
[06:09.881]	wang: o
[06:11.161]	ma: wo!
[06:11.605]	wang: a
[06:11.971]	ma: wai hao!
[06:12.545]	wang: ni you wai hao?
[06:13.277]	ma: jiao guan er!
[06:14.086]	wang: jiao jiao guan er?
[06:16.751]	ma: ai dao bei jing ni da ting da ting, jiao guan er!
[06:18.971]	wang: jiao guan er zen me cha er?
[06:20.199]	ma: jiu shi pu ke pai li bu you ge da gui dai wang
[06:24.431]	wang: a
[06:25.006]	ma: cong qian na zhang pai jiao shen me? jiao" jiao guan er joker "
[06:28.402]	wang: jiao
[06:29.185]	ma: zhe zhang pai, dang shen me dou xing
[06:31.432]	wang: o
[06:32.137]	ma: ge na er dou neng yong
[06:32.921]	wang: dui
[06:33.548]	ma: wei shi me jiao" jiao guan er" ne?
[06:35.089]	wang: o?
[06:35.664]	ma: na shi hou a, piao you chang xi
[06:37.414]	hou tai zhi yao you wo, shen me xi dou kai de kai!
[06:39.399]	wang: hei!
[06:40.026]	ma: duan ge lao sheng, wo lai
[06:41.411]	que hua lian, wo lai
[06:43.030]	duan ge lao dan, wo lai
[06:44.911]	wang: ni qiao!
[06:45.851]	ma: ai
[06:46.374]	wang: nin quan cheng?
[06:47.236]	ma: ni zhe, ni qiao, yao bu zen me jiao jiao guan er ne!
[06:49.587]	wang: o
[06:50.266]	ma: bei jing you zhu shao feng ren shi ma?
[06:52.068]	wang: ren shi!
[06:52.931]	ma: zhu shao feng!
[06:53.871]	wang: chang hua lian de
[06:55.595]	ma: jia li kai zhe ge zhu bao yu qi xing de
[06:58.181]	wang: dui dui dui zai tian qiao na er
[07:00.637]	ma: you ming de piao you na shi, wo men yi kuai er chang
[07:02.021]	wang: shi a?
[07:03.118]	ma: ni suan suan ba zhe hai bu zhi dao ma!
[07:05.443]	wang: o
[07:05.992]	ma: zhu shao feng de hua lian zen me yang?
[07:07.115]	wang: hao!
[07:07.794]	ma: gei wo pei xi! wo men yi kuai er chang
[07:10.041]	wang: gei ni
[07:10.694]	ma: yang you tang ren de ma? yang you tang?
[07:12.052]	wang: ren shi
[07:12.575]	ma: shen zi ming zhi dao ma? shen zi ming?
[07:15.004]	wang: o zhi dao, zhi dao
[07:15.683]	ma: wo men zhe dou yi kuai er chang
[07:16.624]	chang lao dan de li yun fu
[07:18.008]	wang: a
[07:18.635]	ma: li yun fu zhi dao ma?
[07:19.523]	wang: zhi dao
[07:20.046]	ma: wo men dou yi kuai er chang!
[07:20.725]	wang: hei!
[07:21.352]	ma: ni qiao zhe duo shao nian le
[07:22.214]	wo zhe ge...... a, xian zai bu shi xi xiao zhao wo me
[07:25.636]	xi xiao qing dang lao shi zan hai bu gan zhe ge yue wo qu
[07:31.148]	yue wo qu yi shu gu wen!
[07:33.394]	wang: wu
[07:34.047]	ma: zhe bu xi xiao zhao wo ma!
[07:34.962]	dang yi shu gu wen, gei ta men pai pai
[07:36.921]	pai pai nei xie ge lao xi, chuan tong xi
[07:39.977]	zan bu shi hui de duo dian er ma!
[07:41.022]	ta men you xie ge qing nian, mei jian guo, zan gei ta shuo shuo
[07:44.261]	zhe bu, shuo hao le jin er zao chen lai jie wo ma!
[07:46.194]	wang: o
[07:46.691]	ma: deng dao xian zai che ye mei lai
[07:47.944]	wang: hai
[07:49.956]	ma: che ye mei lai!
[07:51.706]	wang: ai ai, zhe me xie ri zi ye mei ting nin chang guo
[07:56.016]	zhe me ban, nin zai zhe er chang liang ju er zen me yang?
[07:59.386]	rang da jia ting ting hao bu hao
[08:01.293]	ma: zhe ge
[08:02.155]	wang: nin qiao qiao, gang yi ti jiu huan ying
[08:03.331]	ma: zhe zhe zhe shi xi!
[08:06.047]	zhe bu shi shi diao da gu, lai zhe er chang ge ge er zhan na er chang
[08:10.070]	zhe shi chang xi! ai, zhe shi jing ban er da xi!
[08:13.126]	qing chang, yao shi xiao gu niang xing le
[08:15.007]	lai ge la xian er de la hu qin r, la!
[08:17.985]	pang bian r zhan ge xiao gu niang lai ge qing chang er huang
[08:20.388]	ni zhe me da sui shu lao tou zi lai ge qing chang er huang
[08:23.575]	na jiao ma wan yi na!
[08:24.934]	wang:
[08:26.893]	ma: wo ye mei chang guo! wo ye mei chang guo na ge!
[08:28.565]	ni rang wo zhan na er lai ge qing chang er huang
[08:29.453]	si mei deng yan, ye bu dong huan na yang er chang wo hai zhen chang bu shang lai!
[08:30.733]	wo hai zhen bu xing, wo bu xi guan
[08:32.274]	wo de ban xi, cai chang, de you pei jue er! pei jue er!
[08:36.297]	wang: de you pei jue?
[08:37.420]	ma: ai! de you xia shou er pei jue di bao ling sui er......
[08:39.771]	qing chang? suan ma wan yi!
[08:42.958]	wang: na zhe me ban!
[08:44.003]	zan men er wei chang chu xi, wo gei nin lai ge pei jue er?
[08:47.268]	ma: ni pei ma jiao er, ni gen shui chang?
[08:49.228]	wang: gen ni
[08:50.194]	ma: ni zhe bu ai ma ma?
[08:51.265]	wo gen ni chang? qie, hu nao me! wo gen ni chang?!
[08:55.758]	zhen shi de
[08:59.651]	wo, wo zhe me duo nian de piao you wo gen ni chang?
[09:02.080]	ni suan gan ma de! ni na er xing a?
[09:05.136]	ni ba bei jing yang you tang gei lai, ni ba wan guo quan gei wo qing lai, rang ta men gei wo pei xi
[09:11.928]	ni xing ma?
[09:13.417]	wang: wo dang ran shi bu xing le
[09:15.455]	ma: bu xing, bu xing ni hai chang?
[09:16.708]	wang: zhu yao bu shi ting nin de me?
[09:18.197]	wo gei nin pei jue me, ting nin de!
[09:20.966]	ma: na ni yao zhe me shuo hai cha bu duo, zhu yao hai shi ting ting wo
[09:24.911]	wang: a
[09:25.668]	ma: ni, ni neng chang shen me ya?
[09:27.340]	wang: wo neng chang shen me, ting nin de!
[09:30.162]	zan er wei chang chu xi, de nin hui de!
[09:33.740]	ma: zhe ren ni hui shen me wo gen ni chang ya!
[09:37.136]	wo zhi dao ni hui shen me ya?
[09:38.364]	ni yao wo hui de, wo hui de duo le
[09:39.957]	wo hui yi wan duo chu xi!
[09:41.133]	wang: huo! yi wan duo chu?!
[09:43.902]	ma: wo shuo ge xi, wo shuo ge xi ni chang de le ma?
[09:46.436]	wang: ai
[09:47.141]	ma: lian xi ming r ni dou mei ting shuo guo
[09:48.630]	wang: o
[09:49.623]	ma: ni dou bu zhi dao! ni jian ni hui de
[09:51.399]	wo shi quan xing a
[09:52.679]	sheng dan jing mo chou
[09:53.515]	chang da zuo nian fan
[09:54.403]	ni shuo ba
[09:55.500]	wang: dui dui le, jian wo hui de
[09:58.583]	ma: wo shuo shi mo
[09:59.393]	wo bie shuo ya, wo shuo lai ge shen me shen me xi
[10:01.195]	ni mei you ni mei jian guo
[10:03.076]	ni hui nei ge?
[10:05.427]	wang: o, wo shuo?
[10:05.975]	ma:
[10:06.446]	wang: zan er wei chang chu huang he lou?
[10:07.778]	ma: shen me?
[10:09.162]	wang: huang he lou
[10:10.860]	zhe zi ye ke yi nian he, huang he lou
[10:13.969]	ma: zhe ge xi ni you ma?
[10:16.607]	wang: you a! mei you wo neng chang ma?
[10:19.428]	ma: huang shen me lou?
[10:20.134]	wang: huang he lou
[10:22.615]	ma: zhe xi ke sheng dian er a?
[10:25.802]	ai mei jian guo tie zhe xi ya?
[10:29.094]	wang: sheng dian er zan men chang zhe cai hao ne!
[10:31.340]	rang da jia ting zhe xin xian ya? hao ba?
[10:34.945]	ma: huang shen me lou?
[10:37.192]	wang: huang he lou
[10:38.237]	ma: ni you a?
[10:39.647]	wang: you a!
[10:41.267]	ma: huang he lou?
[10:43.200]	wang: a
[10:44.140]	ma: chang na chang a? dai da shen ma?
[10:45.864]	wang: da shen?
[10:47.745]	ma: dai bu dai?
[10:48.633]	wang: bu dai!
[10:49.678]	ma: bu dai da shen jiu miao tang wan le?
[10:51.246]	wang: a?!
[10:52.055]	ma: jiu miao tang zhe yi chang?
[10:52.787]	wang: nin shuo de na ge miao tang da shen na shi fa men si
[10:56.914]	ma: ni shuo de ne?
[10:57.515]	wang: wo shuo zhe shi huang he lou
[10:58.638]	ma: huang he lou na chang a?
[11:00.284]	wang: huang he lou fu yan
[11:01.512]	ma: a?
[11:02.217]	wang: huang he lou fu yan
[11:03.654]	ma: huang he lou fu yan?
[11:06.083]	wang: ai
[11:06.710]	ma: fu yan zhe yi chang?
[11:08.382]	wang: ai
[11:09.009]	ma: o na lai!
[11:10.733]	wang:
[11:11.229]	ma: na ke yi
[11:11.961]	wang: ke yi zan men chang zhe ge
[11:14.051]	ma: huang he lou? fu yan?
[11:16.402]	wang: a
[11:17.055]	ma: o na er fu yan? huang he lou fu yan?
[11:20.111]	wang:
[11:20.764]	ma: o, xing, ni you a?
[11:22.593]	wang: you a!
[11:23.559]	ma: bu shi, wo dan xin ni hui tou
[11:25.362]	wo shi mei wen ti ya!
[11:28.940]	wang: mei wen ti zan jiu chang zhe chang
[11:31.187]	ma: zhe xing, huang he lou fu yan
[11:32.754]	wang: ai
[11:33.433]	ma: jiu fu yan zhe yi chang
[11:34.322]	wang: ai
[11:35.210]	ma: shuo ming bai bu jiu de le me
[11:36.542]	wang: nin tiao ge jiao er ba
[11:37.378]	ma: a?
[11:37.953]	wang: nin tiao ge jiao er ba
[11:38.919]	ma: shen me jiao tiao jiao er ya?
[11:40.382]	wang: nin qu shui ya? tiao ge jiao er ba?
[11:42.550]	ma: ni shuo ba! ni shuo ba! ni qu shui ba?
[11:44.692]	wang: wo zen me wo shuo ya?
[11:46.808]	ma: wo dang ran de ting ni de, ni shuo a!
[11:48.637]	zhe li bian jiao er duo le, wo shuo wo lai zhe ge, wo qu zhe ge
[11:51.771]	wo tiao yi ge ni zheng hui, ni zheng hui zhe dian er
[11:54.201]	wo zhan shang le, ni zen me ban? ni xian tiao
[11:56.944]	ni bu xing de, wo lai!
[11:59.060]	ni qiao!
[12:01.019]	wang: zhe ye bu cuo, na wo lai ge liu bei
[12:03.762]	ma: a?
[12:04.624]	wang: liu bei
[12:05.460]	ma: san guo xi zhe shi?
[12:07.758]	wang: a, a, san guo xi
[12:09.012]	ma: liu bei?
[12:09.639]	wang: ai
[12:10.240]	ma: liu xuan de
[12:11.050]	wang: dui
[12:11.886]	ma: xing liu ming bei zi xuan de, jia zhu da shu lou sang
[12:16.562]	er di xing guan ming yu zi yun zhang......
[12:18.364]	wang: ai ai, xing le xing le!
[12:19.331]	ma: wo zhi dao zhe ge, wo dou hui bei! liu bei liu xuan de
[12:22.988]	hao!
[12:24.111]	wang: hao bu hao?
[12:25.757]	ma: hao
[12:26.462]	wang: nin tiao yi ge jiao er
[12:30.224]	ma: ni ni shuo ba! ting ni de! ai, ni lai ba!
[12:39.784]	wang: nin bie bu qing tou ba zhe xi?
[12:42.162]	ma: shen me jiao bu qing tou a?!
[12:43.233]	shen me jiao bu qing tou a?!
[12:44.643]	wang: ben lai shi me
[12:45.479]	rang nin tiao xi nin ye tiao bu chu lai
[12:47.438]	rang nin tiao jiao er nin ye tiao bu chu lai
[12:49.789]	" ni shuo ba"" ni lai ba"
[12:51.383]	nin qu shui?
[12:53.002]	ma: ni ya, ni ya
[12:54.805]	ni lian bu chu neng nai jiu zhe yang er
[12:57.913]	xin yan er tai duo, hao xin yan er tai shao
[12:59.716]	o
[13:00.917]	ni yi wei wo bu zhi dao dou you shui ne?
[13:04.000]	wo men zhe er da da fang fang, ting ni pai!
[13:06.325]	hai yi wei rang wo tiao jiao er, wo bu zhi dao zhe li tou you shui ya
[13:09.904]	wo shuo bu chu lai ya! ni jiu zhe me xiang
[13:11.837]	xiang cuo la! cuo le ni!
[13:13.900]	wo zhe jiu ting ni pai! ni dian!
[13:18.341]	wang: ni qiao!
[13:19.700]	ma: ai!
[13:20.326]	wang: hao hao hao, na nin lai ge zhu ge liang! zhu ge liang
[13:25.185]	ma: xing a! xing zhu ming ge zi zi liang......
[13:29.887]	wang: a?!
[13:30.488]	ma: kong ming, kong ming zhu ge liang!
[13:34.119]	wang: xing zhu?
[13:34.772]	ma: ni jiu beng guan le, dao chang shang ni jiu zhi dao le!
[13:36.000]	xing zhu ge ming liang!
[13:38.011]	wang: hao me
[13:39.056]	ma: xing zhu ge kong ming ma, kong ming zhu ge liang ma!
[13:43.784]	wang: ai hao hao
[13:44.437]	ma: kong ming zhe shi
[13:45.247]	wang: ai ai
[13:45.796]	ma: kong ming ma!
[13:46.815]	wang: wo zai lai ge zhang fei
[13:47.677]	ma: a?
[13:48.617]	wang: wo lai ge zhang fei
[13:50.080]	ma: ni bu shi liu bei ma? zen me zhang fei la?
[13:53.032]	wang: xian gan liu bei, zai gan zhang fei
[13:55.957]	ma: ni yi ren neng qu lia jiao er?
[13:58.596]	wang: a
[13:59.353]	ma: ni yi ren neng qu lia?
[14:01.731]	wang: ni ye de qu lia!
[14:02.671]	ma: wo shen me?
[14:03.428]	wang: ni zai gan ge lu su
[14:04.552]	ma: lu su?
[14:05.675]	wang: a
[14:06.302]	ma: lu zi jing?
[14:07.791]	wang: dui
[14:08.731]	ma: lu dai fu......
[14:09.541]	" lu zi jing zai zhou zhong a" na ge?
[14:11.213]	wang: a dui!
[14:12.049]	ma: wo lai! wo wo xian lai lu su hou lai zhu ge liang
[14:17.535]	jie feng na dian er wo lai! jie feng na dian er ni beng guan, zhe wo ying zhe!
[14:20.722]	wang: ai ai
[14:21.087]	ma:" xue tian shu a xuan miao fa a"
[14:30.883]	wang: ai ai bie chang le!
[14:31.954]	ma: wo lai zhe jie feng!
[14:32.712]	wang: ni na er lai de jie feng zhe li tou?
[14:34.828]	ma: wo xian lai lu su hou lai
[14:36.212]	wang: ni xian lai lu su?
[14:38.067]	cheng cheng, nin bie lai lu su le, ni jiu lai zhu ge liang ba!
[14:40.784]	ma: wo guang qu zhu ge liang?
[14:42.011]	wang: ai
[14:42.455]	ma: na xing, wo guang qu zhu ge liang na cheng a
[14:45.146]	wang: lai zan ba zhuo zi wang hou da da
[14:47.915]	ma: da zhuo zi gan ma?
[14:48.620]	wang: da zhuo zi a
[14:49.639]	ma: da zhuo zi gan ma ya?
[14:50.710]	wang: de fen chu qian hou tai lai
[14:52.225]	ma: o fen qian tou tai?
[14:53.296]	wang: ai
[14:53.871]	ma: na er qian tai?
[14:54.472]	wang: zhe er shi qian tai zhe er shi hou tai
[14:56.483]	shang chang men er, xia chang men er
[14:58.364]	nin kan zen me yang?
[14:59.331]	ma: hao hao hao
[15:00.454]	wo qu wo qu zhu ge liang, zhu ge liang de ban xi ya
[15:04.372]	wang: dang ran la!
[15:05.104]	ma: zhu ge liang de dai ba gua jin ba gua jin dong ma?
[15:09.884]	da ban
[15:22.397]	wang: jia men bu xing a! shui guo qu la?
[15:25.714]	ma: zhu ge liang de mao mao er, mao mao er
[15:29.659]	wang: zhu ge liang de mao mao er?
[15:32.454]	wo shang chang nin gei da jia huo er, nin shang chang wo gei da jia huo
[15:36.686]	ma: na er you jia huo a?
[15:37.574]	wang: mei you jia huo, luo gu yong zui xue
[15:41.231]	ma: luo gu jing a?
[15:42.485]	wang: luo gu jing xing ma?
[15:43.347]	ma: he tai xing le! wo lai!
[15:45.175]	wang: nin ting wo jiao ban
[15:46.142]	ma: hao lei! da jia huo
[15:49.799]	wang:" en tun!"
[15:51.131]	ma:" tang tang qi tang qi, tang tang qi tang qi
[15:55.363]	tang tang tang de ge qi tang qi, tang tang qi tang qi, tang tang qi tang qi, tang tang"
[16:02.181]	wang: zhe er tiao yang ge wu lai la?!
[16:04.506]	ma: zhe me da bu huo bao dian er ma?
[16:05.943]	wang: huo bao dian er shi huo bao!
[16:07.458]	ma: zen me da ya?
[16:08.398]	wang: da xi jia yang ge wu a?
[16:09.574]	ma: ni shuo ne?
[16:11.481]	wang: liu bei shang chang
[16:12.787]	ma: liu bei shang chang
[16:13.936]	wang: lao sheng! da xiao luo er
[16:15.007]	ma: shen me xiao luo?
[16:15.713]	wang:" da tai, tai, tai"
[16:17.855]	ma: wo lai!
[16:20.336]	wang: " en tun!"
[16:22.635]	ma:" tai! tai! tai! tai! da da tai! tai!
[16:36.088]	tai tai qi tai qi ge tai tai, tai tai qi tai qi ge tai tai
[16:40.215]	tai tai qi tai qi ge tai tai, tai tai qi tai qi ge tai tai
[16:44.578]	tai tai qi tai qi ge tai tai, tai tai qi tai qi ge tai tai
[16:48.836]	tai tai qi tai qi ge tai tai, tai tai qi tai qi ge tai tai, tai tai qi tai qi ge tai tai"
[16:54.322]	wang: wo men zhe er gai le tiao jia guan er le nin kan jian mei you?!
[16:57.326]	wo shuo ni tai tai qi lai mei ge wan la!
[16:59.546]	ma: ni na er gan ma ne?
[17:00.173]	wang: a?
[17:00.748]	ma: shen me jiao tiao jia guan er a?!
[17:02.054]	wang: wo dao tai kou zhe me yi tou xiu ni jiu bie da le
[17:05.998]	ma: zhe yang er shi gan ma?
[17:07.383]	wang: zhe shi tou xiu!
[17:08.532]	ma: o, zhe me zhao shi tou xiu? wo yi wei kuai dian r ne!
[17:10.465]	wang: kuai dian r zhe xiang hua me?
[17:14.279]	ma: hao hao, zai lai
[17:18.720]	wang:" en tun!"
[17:20.601]	ma:" tai! tai! tai! tai!......"
[17:34.837]	wang:...... chu qu!
[17:35.491]	ma: a?
[17:36.039]	wang: chu qu!
[17:36.980]	ma: chu qu?
[17:37.685]	wang: a
[17:40.558]	ma: wo gan ma qu?
[17:41.577]	wang: song hua quan de lai le! zan lia ren er yi kuai er shang chang!
[17:55.265]	ma: o, jiu yi kuai er shang le, liu bei na guo chang r, guo chang r mian la a?
[18:01.456]	wang: na er lai de guo chang a?
[18:02.632]	ma: zhe mei guo chang mei guo chang r
[18:04.356]	wang:" en tun!"
[18:05.453]	ma:" tai! tai! tai! tai!......"
[18:22.119]	wang:...... dou ji lai le zhe er?!
[18:26.586]	zen me cha er ni?!
[18:29.068]	wo shuo ni zhe dong zuo zi ran dian er cheng bu cheng?
[18:30.870]	ma: zhe hai yao duo zi ran na?
[18:32.777]	wang: hao ma hai zi ran? ji dou chu lai le!
[18:36.591]	......" a xian sheng!"
[18:40.013]	ma:" a xian sheng!"
[18:41.685]	wang: lia dai fu! lia dai fu! ni bie jiao wo xian sheng!
[18:45.812]	ma: na jiao ni shen me ya?
[18:46.935]	wang: zhu gong!
[18:48.006]	ma: zhu gong shi shen me ya?
[18:48.764]	wang: wo jiu shi huang shang
[18:50.775]	ma: huang shang?
[18:51.873]	wang: a
[18:52.500]	ma: shui shi huang shang?
[18:53.022]	wang: wo ya
[18:54.093]	ma: zhe shi huang shang?
[18:55.321]	wang: a
[18:57.672]	ma: you zhe mu yang de huang shang?
[19:00.180]	hao huang shang zhe yang er a?
[19:02.165]	wang: feng chang zuo xi, wo bu shi qu de huang shang ma?
[19:04.934]	ma: o hao hao hao! huang shang! huang shang!
[19:07.415]	wang: ai
[19:08.199]	ma: hei hei hao huang shang a!
[19:11.491]	huang shang hai mei chi wan fan ne, huang shang dai zhe fa mian bing lai de
[19:17.394]	hou tai shou jin bao er, liang zhang fa mian bing
[19:20.372]	huang shang de wan fan......
[19:22.932]	zan fa mian bing na chu lai rang da huo kan kan!
[19:25.832]	liang zhang fa mian bing, niang niang gei huang shang lao de bing!
[19:32.258]	wang: ai ai, wo shuo ni guan wo na fa mian bing gan ma ya? chang bu chang a?!
[19:36.176]	ma: jiu huang shang, lai huang shang!
[19:38.919]	wang:" a xian sheng!"
[19:40.617]	ma:" a zhu gong!"
[19:42.263]	wang:" ci qu guo jiang ni ba gu wang hai ku le!"......
[19:55.428]	hao me, wo shuo ni zhe er shen me mao bing zhe shi?
[19:58.380]	ma: ni zhe shi huai wo de wan er!
[20:00.026]	wang: huai ni shen me wan er a?
[20:01.123]	ma: ni dang zhe me duo ren de mian r ni zhe er
[20:01.828]	" ni ba wo hai ku le!"
[20:04.101]	wo zen me hai ni le? rang ren ting ting wo zen me le?
[20:07.706]	wo zen me hai ni le?
[20:09.064]	wang: bu shi ni hai de wo!
[20:10.710]	ma: shui hai de?
[20:11.415]	wang: zhu ge liang
[20:12.304]	ma: zhao zhu ge liang ya!
[20:13.322]	wang: wo na er zhao qu?!
[20:14.211]	ma: na ni chong wo shuo!
[20:15.360]	wang: ni qu shui ya? ni bu qu de zhu ge liang ma?
[20:18.155]	ma: jiu shuo wo hai de?
[20:18.913]	wang: a
[20:19.461]	ma: wo shen me ci er a?
[20:20.140]	wang: mei ni de shi er
[20:21.107]	ma: wo gan ma qu?
[20:21.760]	wang: ni da jia huo
[20:22.570]	ma: da jia huo? zen me da?
[20:23.771]	wang: da jia huo dou bu hui le?
[20:25.992]	ma: shuo ba
[20:26.697]	wang:" tang lang qi lai tai, tang lang qi lai tai tang!"
[20:29.231]	ma: xing, zai lai!
[20:29.936]	wang:" a xian sheng!"
[20:31.190]	ma:" zhu gong!"
[20:32.131]	wang:" ci qu guo jiang ni ba gu wang hai ku le!"
[20:36.101]	ma:" cang lang qi lai tai, cang lang qi lai tai, cang lang qi lai tai cang!"
[20:40.855]	wang:" xin zhong nao hen zhu ge liang"
[20:43.546]	ma:" cang!"
[20:44.695]	wang:" li bi gu wang qu guo jiang!"
[20:48.170]	ma:" cang!"
[20:49.241]	wang:" long tan hu xue gu qu chuang a!"
[20:54.387]	ma:" cang lang qi lai tai, cang lang qi lai tai, cang lang qi lai tai, cang lang qi lai tai cang!"
[21:01.727]	wang:......" a?!"
[21:04.705]	ma: a?
[21:06.717]	wang: a?!
[21:08.023]	ma: e a e a e a!
[21:14.632]	wang: zen me lv a? lv jiao a?
[21:16.591]	ma: zhe dian er zhe pei yin xiao guo ma
[21:19.517]	wang: pei shen me yin?
[21:20.823]	ma: pei yin xiao guo, xue zhe ge lv
[21:22.260]	wang: na er lai de lv ya?
[21:25.760]	ma: zhe chang you lv mei lv?
[21:26.596]	wang: mei lv!
[21:27.118]	ma: zhe chang you lv mei lv?
[21:29.234]	wang: mei lv!
[21:30.175]	ma: bu chang le!
[21:32.186]	wang: zen me bu chang le?
[21:33.126]	ma: bu gen wai hang zai yi kuai er chang!
[21:38.351]	shan bang chui shan bang chui
[21:40.806]	zhe chang you lv mei lv a?
[21:42.060]	wang: mei lv! ni shuo na er lai de lv?!
[21:43.811]	ma: zan men qing hang jia, zan men qing hang jia zan men wen wen, zhe chang you lv mei lv?
[21:46.710]	wang: mei lv! ni shuo na er lai de lv?
[21:49.035]	ma: wo zhi dao na er lai de lv ya? wo zhi dao na er lai de lv ya?
[21:50.498]	wang: a
[21:50.916]	ma: ni shuo!
[21:51.961]	wang: na er lai de lv a?
[21:53.215]	ma: ni qi lv da jiu qu me, wo gen chen gong duo xin le ba ni yi jia zi dou sha le ma
[21:58.935]	wang: na shi shen me xi ya?!
[22:00.398]	ma: o zhuo fang cao
[22:04.500]	wang: shui shi shan bang chui ya?!
[22:06.903]	ma: wo ting ni" a?!"" a?!" de shi shen me ya?
[22:08.392]	wang:" a?!" shi gai ni shuo hua le
[22:10.560]	ma: wo shuo shi mo ya?
[22:11.317]	wang:" song zhu gong!"
[22:12.859]	ma: " song zhu gong!"
[22:14.217]	wang: ai mang shen me ya ni?!
[22:15.393]	ma: na ni zai lai! chang!
[22:17.091]	wang:" long tan hu xue gu qu chuang a!"
[22:21.557]	ma:" cang lang qi lai tai! cang lang qi lai tai cang!"
[22:23.752]	" song zhu gong!"
[22:25.215]	wang:" ai fen ming shi song gu wang ming jian yan wang!"
[22:32.947]	ma:" song zhu gong!"
[22:34.305]	wang:" mian!"
[22:36.212]	ma:" song zhu gong!"
[22:37.362]	wang:" mian!"
[22:38.380]	ma:" song zhu gong!"
[22:39.268]	wang:" mian!"
[22:40.627]	ma:" song zhu gong!"
[22:41.620]	wang: ni ba wo song na er qu ya?!
[22:44.153]	...... ni qiao lia zhe er bi wu lai le!
[22:46.766]	ma: wo song ni na er ni shuo! ni na er qu ba?
[22:50.057]	wang: wo xia le, ni song yi ju
[22:53.531]	ma: xia le? xia le?
[22:55.073]	wang: ni bie xia! ni bie xia ya!
[22:58.573]	ma: ni bu shuo xia? shui xia?
[22:59.513]	wang: ni chang!
[23:00.506]	ma: a?
[23:01.159]	wang: wo xia le
[23:01.864]	ma: a? wo shen me?
[23:03.458]	wang: ni chang ya!
[23:04.242]	ma: wo chang la?
[23:05.156]	wang: ai ni chang! ni zhe er zhuan you shen me ni zhe er?
[23:11.295]	" cang lang qi lai tai! cang lang qi lai tai cang!"
[23:16.206]	ma:" xin zhong nao hen zhu ge liang"
[23:19.706]	wang: hao me!
[23:21.273]	ma:" li bi gu wang qu guo jiang!"
[23:24.565]	wang:" de cang!"
[23:25.322]	ma:" long tan hu xue gu qu ya chuang a!"
[23:31.226]	wang:" cang lang qi lai tai! cang lang qi lai tai! cang lang qi lai tai cang!"
[23:34.883]	ma:" song zhu gong! ai"
[23:36.764]	wang: ai shen me ni ai ya? liu bei song liu bei?
[23:40.865]	ma: ni rang wo chang me?
[23:42.119]	wang: wo rang ni chang, wo rang ni chang zhe ge ci er a?
[23:44.366]	chang ni zhu ge liang de ci er
[23:45.855]	ma: zhu ge liang shen me ci er a?
[23:46.978]	wang: lian ci er dou bu hui ya!
[23:49.904]	ma: fei hua! ni zen me zhi dao wo bu hui ya?
[23:53.038]	wang: hui, chang a!
[23:54.945]	ma: hui jiu chang le!
[23:56.304]	wang: hai shi bu hui ya!
[23:57.949]	ma: wo shi gan ma di ya?
[24:00.248]	wang: ni dao di hui bu hui ya?
[24:01.842]	ma: hui dao shi hui......
[24:04.375]	wang: wang la?
[24:05.603]	ma:...... xiang bu qi lai le
[24:07.484]	wang: hai shi wang le ya!
[24:09.104]	ma: zhe ke bei bu zhu
[24:10.096]	ai ni ni gan zhe me xie nian le zhe hai mei you me?
[24:14.563]	wang: you shen me?
[24:15.295]	ma: zhe ge chang xi wang ci er zhe ke bei bu zhu a
[24:17.724]	wang: a?
[24:18.351]	ma: ai, zhe ge yan yuan chang xi shang tai wang ci er zhe ke bu suan bao bian
[24:21.068]	wang: wang ci er hai bu suan bao bian?! shen me suan bao bian?
[24:24.072]	ma: shen me dou bu suan bao bian
[24:25.012]	wang: a? shen me dou bu suan bao bian?
[24:26.083]	ma: wo ye bu shi quan wang, wo ye bu shi man wang
[24:27.729]	jiu dang shi pa!
[24:29.113]	jiu tou yi ju, tou yi ju xiang bu qi lai le......
[24:31.151]	ni qiao zhe ge xi, wo gen yang you tang ta men shen zi ming
[24:33.894]	wo men chang de shi hou, zhe duo shao nian bu chang le......
[24:35.775]	qi shi jiu zai zui bian shang, ni shuo, pa!
[24:37.812]	ni shuo, ni zhe me dian er ci er xiang bu qi lai!......
[24:40.477]	ni yi ti wo jiu you la!
[24:41.600]	wang: yi ti jiu you la?
[24:42.540]	ma: ai ya, wo men gen zhu shao feng wo men, lao chang zhe ge!
[24:45.335]	wang: hao hao hao hao, yi ti jiu cheng?
[24:46.981]	ma: zhe ni shuo
[24:48.209]	wang:" zhu gong shang ma xin bu shuang"
[24:49.515]	ma: ai ke bu jiu zhe ge me, zhe jiu zai zui bian er shang me, gang hao yao chang zhe ge me
[24:54.687]	wang: cheng cheng cheng, chang ba!
[24:55.628]	ma:" zhu gong shang ma xin bu"
[24:57.012]	wang: shuang!
[24:58.005]	ma:" xin bu shuang" me! you a! you zhe ge!
[24:59.860]	wang: chang ba
[25:01.453]	ma: shi lai ju ne ba?
[25:04.353]	wang: a? shi lai ju?
[25:05.528]	ma: hao xie ju ne ma?
[25:06.521]	wang: si ju!
[25:07.357]	ma: si ju ne ma?!
[25:08.166]	wang: a
[25:08.820]	ma: si ju ne ma?
[25:09.655]	wang: si ju ya!
[25:10.544]	ma:" zhu gong shang ma xin bu shuang" me......
[25:12.633]	wang: a
[25:13.678]	ma: er ju bu gou zhe a!
[25:16.003]	wang: a
[25:17.388]	ma: er ju " ya hua" ya!
[25:18.615]	wang: shen me jiao ya hua ya?
[25:20.261]	ma: er ju
[25:21.202]	wang: er ju fa hua, mei you fa hua zhe!
[25:23.239]	ma: er ju fa hua! er ju fa hua!
[25:24.206]	" ai jia xin zhong lei ru ma"
[25:25.433]	wang:" shan ren ba gua xiu nei cang"! jiang yang zhe!
[25:28.307]	ma:" xin zhong lei ru ma"
[25:29.535]	wang: shen me lei ru ma," shan ren ba gua xiu nei cang"!
[25:33.636]	ma:" shan ren ba gua xiu nei cang"?
[25:34.890]	wang: ai
[25:35.595]	ma: gou zhe?
[25:36.274]	wang: gou zhe ya!
[25:40.010]	ma: er ju zhe shi?
[25:40.846]	wang: er ju
[25:42.256]	ma:" shan ren ba gua xiu nei cang"
[25:43.014]	wang: ai
[25:43.719]	ma:...... san ju wo gai xin ci er!
[25:46.775]	wang: a?
[25:47.220]	ma: ting wo zhe san ju a......
[25:48.108]	wang: ai ai ai, bie gai ci er a!
[25:50.093]	ma: yuan you na ci er bu xiang hua!
[25:51.295]	wang: shui shuo de? zen me bu xiang hua a?
[25:54.246]	ma: bu xiang hua na ge!
[25:55.474]	wang:" jiang shen qie zuo zhong jun zhang"
[25:57.538]	ma:" jiang shen qie zuo" shen me zhang?
[25:59.184]	wang: zhong jun zhang
[26:00.307]	ma: zhe shi di si ju!
[26:02.083]	wang: san ju!
[26:04.539]	ma: si ju ne?
[26:05.740]	wang:...... yi ju dou bu hui ya gan qing!!!
[26:08.614]	ma: zhe yi jing dou shuo chu lai le
[26:10.625]	wang:" hou mian you lai yi de zhang"
[26:12.715]	ma: hao hao hao, xing le!
[26:14.335]	wang:" cang lang qi lai tai, cang lang qi lai tai"
[26:15.562]	ma:" zhu gong shang ma ya xin la xin bu shuang a
[26:19.402]	xin la xin bu shuang a
[26:21.988]	you shan ren na ba gua xiu nei cang ya"
[26:27.944]	wang:" dang ge lang dang lang dang lang dang dang a!"
[26:31.784]	ma:" jiang shen qie zuo zhong jun bao zhang na!"
[26:36.042]	wang:" dang ge lang dang lang dang lang dang dang a!"
[26:38.263]	ma:" deng hou zhuo zhou yi de zhang ya ai ya yi ya ai ya yi ya ai ya..."
[26:43.984]	wang: bie ai ya le ni! ai ya shen me ya ni?
[26:46.178]	zhui zi dou shang lai le? shen me qiang diao a zhe shi?
[26:48.842]	ma: qiang diao bu dui ya?
[26:49.704]	wang: a
[26:50.227]	ma: ying gai shen me diao a?
[26:51.298]	wang: shui rang ni chang zhui zi lai zhe?
[26:52.473]	ma: shen me diao ya?
[26:53.126]	wang: er huang diao ya!
[26:54.406]	ma:" zhu gong shang ma xin bu shuang" shen me diao shen me diao?
[26:55.974]	wang: lian diao dou bu hui le?
[26:57.907]	ma: shen me diao ya?
[26:58.612]	wang:" zhu gong shang ma xin bu shuang"
[27:00.676]	ma:" cang!"
[27:01.904]	wang: ni chang!
[27:02.818]	ma:" zhu gong shang ma......"
[27:03.758]	wang: mei da jia huo ne!
[27:04.542]	ma:" cang lang qi lai tai......"
[27:05.456]	wang: wo da! zen me zhe me luan a?!
[27:06.815]	ma: da ya!
[27:07.755]	wang: ai," tang lang qi lai tai! tang lang qi lai tai tang!"
[27:09.584]	ma:" zhu gong shang ma......"
[27:10.263]	wang: lian er chong wai chang lian er chong wai chang
[27:13.737]	ni chong wo chang suan shen me ya!
[27:16.480]	......" tang lang qi lai tai! tang lang qi lai tai tang!"
[27:17.446]	ma:" zhu gong shang ma xin bu shuang!"
[27:19.980]	wang:" de cang!"
[27:20.738]	ma:" shan ren ba gua xiu nei cang a
[27:24.238]	jiang shen qie zuo zhong jun na zhang a!"
[27:29.437]	wang:" tang lang qi lai tai! tang lang qi lai tai tang!"
[27:30.847]	ma:" deng hou zhuo zhou yi de zhang!"......
[27:43.125]	wang:...... bao ming!
[27:44.039]	ma: o?
[27:44.692]	wang: bao ming!
[27:45.920]	ma: xue tu ma san li......
[27:47.513]	wang: bao ma san li gan ma?! bao ni de ming r gan ma?
[27:50.204]	ma: bao shui de? bao ni de? bao ni de?
[27:51.327]	wang: bao wo de ye bu xing ya! bao zhu ge liang de!
[27:53.940]	ma: xue tu zhu ge liang, shang tai ju gong!
[27:56.813]	wang: zhu ge liang ye shang tai ju gong?!
[27:58.929]	ma: zen me bao a? shen me zhu ge liang, zen me?
[28:01.071]	wang: yi ju dou bu hui ya?
[28:02.612]	" shan ren zhu ge liang, deng hou yi de zhang"
[28:05.094]	ma: jiu zhe liang ju a, zao wo jiu hui!
[28:06.609]	wang: zao hui gan ma bu shuo ne?
[28:08.046]	ma: jiu shi bu zhi dao zhe liang ju shen me shi hou shuo
[28:10.266]	wang: jiu zhe shi hou shuo!
[28:11.624]	ma: jiu zhe zhong dian er shuo a?
[28:12.460]	wang: ai
[28:12.983]	ma: hao lei!" shan ren zhu ge liang, deng hou yi de zhang"
[28:16.457]	wang:" zou wa!!!"
[28:18.129]	ma: ai ya! zen me zhao?! zen me zhao?! shen me shi er?
[28:23.641]	wang: zhang fei lai le!
[28:24.999]	ma: zhang fei lai le? wo zen me ban?
[28:27.011]	wo duo duo, wo gei ta ge bu jian mian?
[28:30.224]	wang: ni shen me bu jian mian a, ni bie dong, ni da jia huo
[28:33.358]	ma: ni han de shen me?
[28:34.116]	wang:" zou wa!"
[28:35.344]	ni bie dong, ni da jia huo, wo shang chang
[28:38.034]	ma: hao, zai lai
[28:41.195]	" shan ren zhu ge liang, deng hou yi de zhang"
[28:43.389]	wang:" zou wa!!!"
[28:44.486]	ma:" tai! tai! tai! da da da da tai!......"
[28:49.580]	wang: hao, zhang fei ta mei mei shang lai le!
[28:52.166]	wo shuo ni zen me le?
[28:53.368]	ma: ni bu shuo da jia huo ma?
[28:54.126]	wang: da hua lian shang chang da xiao luo er a?
[28:56.085]	ma: da shen me jia huo?
[28:56.868]	wang: da kuai jia huo
[28:58.305]	ma: shen me jiao kuai jia huo?
[28:59.089]	wang:" qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang......!"
[29:00.604]	ma:" shan ren zhu ge liang, deng hou yi de zhang"
[29:02.668]	wang:" zou wa!!!"
[29:03.556]	ma:" qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang......!
[29:05.306]	qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang......!"
[29:07.657]	chang a!
[29:08.127]	" qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang......!"
[29:09.172]	ai ya kuai chang a...... ai ya kuai dian r chang a......
[29:13.456]	" qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang......!"
[29:14.214]	wang: hao me wo zhe er xi zao lai le?!
[29:17.296]	ma: ren jia dou mei qi er le ni zen me hai bu chang a?!
[29:19.752]	wang: ni qiang qiang qi lai mei wan wo zen me chang a?!
[29:22.704]	ma: wo ying dang da duo shao xia?
[29:24.297]	wang: da duo shao xia? zhe bu lun xia er
[29:25.943]	ma: zen me da fa?
[29:26.909]	wang: wo yi han" zou wa"
[29:28.607]	ma:" zou wa"
[29:29.182]	wang: si ji tou shang chang
[29:30.566]	" qiang qiang beng deng qiang!"
[29:32.395]	ma:" qiang qiang beng deng qiang!"
[29:33.257]	wang: ai
[29:33.806]	ma: hai zen me zhao?
[29:34.511]	wang: gai ji ji feng
[29:35.347]	ma: ji ji feng shi shen me ni shuo?
[29:36.757]	wang:" qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang......!"
[29:38.638]	dao tai kou you ge" beng deng cang!"
[29:39.997]	ma: dao zhe er " beng deng cang!"?
[29:41.303]	wang: ai
[29:41.930]	ma:" beng deng cang!" wan le ne?
[29:42.713]	wang: you ge" wa ya......!"
[29:43.549]	ma:" wa ya ya ya ya ya!"
[29:44.490]	ran hou gai shen me
[29:44.934]	wang: wan le, gai niu zi
[29:46.292]	ma: niu zi shi shen me?
[29:47.102]	wang:" tang lang qi lai tai......"
[29:48.695]	ma: wan le ne?
[29:49.793]	wang: wo hao chang a
[29:51.647]	ma: o wo jiu chang la?
[29:52.483]	wang: ni chang gan shen me ya? wo chang!
[29:53.998]	ma: ni jiu chang le!......
[29:55.069]	" shan ren zhu ge liang, deng hou yi de zhang!"
[29:58.622]	wang:" zou wa!!!"
[29:59.615]	ma:" qiang qiang, kang qi qiang!
[30:01.678]	qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang qiang......! beng deng cang!"
[30:05.048]	" wa ya......"
[30:06.694]	wang: wo wa ya!
[30:08.287]	ma: shui wa ya?
[30:09.175]	wang: wo wa!
[30:10.168]	ma: zhe dian er mei shuo ming bai, ni wa! wa ya! wa ya!
[30:14.635]	wang: wo ye wa bu chu lai le!
[30:15.889]	ma:" tang lang qi lai tai! tang lang qi lai tai tang!"
[30:18.344]	wang:" xin zhong nao hen zhu ge liang!"
[30:19.781]	ma:" cang!"
[30:20.722]	wang:" li bi wo da ge qu guo jiang!"
[30:23.203]	ma:" cang!"
[30:23.752]	wang:" nu qi bu xi"
[30:25.162]	ma:" beng deng cang"
[30:25.998]	wang:" bao zhang chuang a!"
[30:30.178]	ma:" tang lang qi lai tai! tang lang qi lai tai tang!"
[30:33.757]	wang:" ya ya dai..."
[30:34.958]	ai yo, yao wo?! zen me hai dai yao ren de ya?!
[30:37.910]	" kuai kuai hai wo da xiong wang!"
[30:41.907]	" ke nao a! ke nao!"......
[30:57.136]	yao si a shi zen me zhao?
[31:00.558]	ma: ni cai yao si ne?
[31:01.316]	wang: shuo hua ya!
[31:02.962]	ma:" song zhu gong!"
[31:04.033]	wang: song zhu gong a?! zhe shi zhang fei!
[31:08.108]	ma:" song zhang fei!"
[31:09.153]	wang: song zhang fei, hai jie li kui ne!
[31:11.033]	ma: dao di shi zhang fei hai shi li kui ya? shen me ci er a?
[31:13.828]	wang: " san jiang jun jin de zhang lai nu qi bu xi wei zhe shui lai?"
[31:18.478]	ma: jiu zhe ju ya? zao wo jiu hui!
[31:19.784]	wang: zao hui wei shi me bu shuo?
[31:22.266]	ma: hui jiu bu zhi dao zhe liang ju ge na er?
[31:24.199]	wang: jiu zai zhe er shuo
[31:25.296]	ma: jiu zhe er shuo a?
[31:26.628]	wo yao zhi dao ni zhe yang wo gen ni chang cai suan guai le ne!
[31:28.980]	wang: dui le!!!
[31:29.868]	ma: kuai, zai nao yi hui
[31:30.886]	wang:" ke nao a! ke nao!"
[31:33.655]	ma:" a san jiang jun jin de zhang lai nu qi bu xi wei zhe shui lai?"
[31:40.369]	wang:" ai xian sheng a!"
[31:41.675]	ma: ai ya! zen me hui shi er?!
[31:43.765]	wang:" wo jiu wei ni lai!"
[31:45.149]	ma: ni wei wo lai? wo bu re ni ya!
[31:47.944]	wang: qu ni de ba!

[00:01.580]	mǎ: xiǎng qǐ ya, zhè me liǎng jù huà lái
[00:05.655]	wáng: shén me ya?
[00:07.066]	mǎ: xiǎng qǐ zhè me liǎng jù huà lái
[00:08.111]	shuí gào sù wǒ de shuí gēn wǒ shuō de wǒ wàng le a
[00:09.731]	xiǎng bù qǐ lái le a
[00:10.671]	wáng: a
[00:11.246]	mǎ: yǒu zhè me liǎng jù huà
[00:11.951]	wáng: shén me ya?
[00:14.041]	mǎ:" shēng shū shú xì, tīng bù nì de qǔ yì"
[00:18.534]	wáng: ō
[00:19.788]	mǎ: shì shuí gào sù wǒ de zhè jù huà wǒ wàng le
[00:22.426]	xiǎng bù qǐ lái shuí shuō de le
[00:23.706]	wáng: ō
[00:24.542]	mǎ: wǒ zhè me yī xiǎng tài duì le
[00:25.979]	wáng: zěn me?
[00:26.788]	mǎ: kě bú shì me
[00:28.800]	shēng shū, shú xì, tīng zhe yǒu yì sī
[00:33.058]	wáng:
[00:33.685]	mǎ: tīng bù nì de qǔ yì
[00:35.461]	wáng: ō
[00:36.297]	mǎ: a tīng shū, zǒng děi tīng shēng de
[00:39.406]	zhè bù shū, zhè tào shū, gēn běn méi tīng guò
[00:41.417]	a, zhè jǐ gè kòu zi mò liǎo jié wěi zěn me huí shì ér bù zhī dào
[00:44.891]	yuè tīng yuè ài tīng yuè shàng yǐn, shēng shū
[00:48.496]	shú xì, zhè xì dōu shú ér la, cí ér nǐ dōu huì la, ài tīng!
[00:52.806]	wáng:
[00:53.799]	mǎ: shī kōng zhǎn èr jìn gōng nǐ cí ér dōu huì le
[00:56.333]	nǐ hái dé mǎi piào hái dé tīng
[00:58.423]	tā zhè ér chàng zhe, tái xià zuò zhe hái tīng
[01:00.356]	tīng zhe hái chàng
[01:01.296]	wáng:
[01:02.132]	mǎ: xiǎo shēng ér chàng, zuǐ dòng huàn
[01:04.248]	yīn wèi shí me tā huì
[01:05.502]	wáng: wú
[01:06.338]	mǎ: tīng zhe yǒu yì sī, shēng shū, shú xì
[01:08.166]	wáng: ō
[01:08.872]	mǎ:" tīng bù nì de qǔ yì"
[01:10.204]	qǔ yì tā wèi shí me? tā shì dān dú de xíng shì
[01:13.443]	tā jiù gēn nà gè fáng zi shì de yí gè dān yuán yí gè dān yuán de
[01:15.428]	tā bú shì yī mǎ shì
[01:17.623]	xì jù tā shì gè zōng hé de yì shù ma!
[01:19.739]	wáng: āi
[01:20.392]	mǎ: yǎn xì, dēng guāng bù jǐng dào jù fú zhuāng yīn yuè xiào guǒ pèi yīn děng děng ba
[01:28.255]	hěn duō de yì shù jiā zōng hé qǐ lái pái chéng yí gè wán zhěng de yī chū xì
[01:33.714]	tā shì zōng hé yì shù, píng cháng yǒu zhè me jù huà me
[01:37.633]	yī rén ér chàng bù liǎo yī chū xì ma
[01:38.860]	wáng: duì
[01:39.670]	mǎ: bù cuò yě yǒu yí ge rén ér yī chū xì
[01:41.499]	shí huáng jīn, shì yí ge rén ér ba?
[01:43.171]	wáng:
[01:43.824]	mǎ: dàn shì tā bú shì yí ge rén chàng de
[01:45.574]	nèi xiē gè yīn yuè chǎng miàn pèi yīn fú zhuāng dào jù dà yī xiāng
[01:51.060]	xiāng guān ér cì hou zhe gěi tā bàn xì
[01:53.071]	yě de hěn duō rén, tā bìng bú shì zhǐ yǒu tā yí ge rén ér
[01:56.101]	wáng: duì duì
[01:57.851]	mǎ: qǔ yì jiù bú shì zhè yàng ér le
[01:59.628]	qǔ yì tā shì dān dú de
[02:01.665]	něi gè jié mù gēn něi gè jié mù
[02:03.494]	shí diào dà gǔ dān xián zhuì zǐ xiàng sheng
[02:06.028]	shuí gēn shuí dōu méi guān xì tā chàng wán le jiù shì tā
[02:08.927]	tā bú shì yī mén zōng hé de
[02:10.468]	chàng qiāng ér yě bù yí yàng dòng zuò yě bù yí yàng
[02:12.532]	bù cuò chàng dà gǔ ma, tā yě yǒu dòng zuò yě yǒu bǐ huà, dāo qiāng jià ér a
[02:17.443]	tā gēn xì jù bù yí yàng
[02:18.619]	wáng: duì
[02:19.193]	mǎ: zhè xì jù, lā zhè gè qiāng ér jiào bǎn!
[02:24.705]	yào chàng tā zǒng děi jiào bǎn
[02:25.750]	wáng: āi
[02:26.508]	mǎ: qǔ yì tā nǎ ér yǒu jiào bǎn a?
[02:28.597]	dǎ qǐ gǔ tào zǐ jiù chàng ma, tā bù néng jiào bǎn
[02:31.993]	xì jù ne, tā jiù dé jiào bǎn
[02:33.535]	yě xīng xǔ lái gè diào qiāng ér dào jù bái huò zhě shì lái gè shǒu shì
[02:39.935]	zhè me yī lái zhè jiào shén me dǒng ma?
[02:42.547]	wáng: yún shǒu
[02:44.193]	mǎ: zhè nǐ yě dǒng? gēn shuí xué de?
[02:49.443]	wáng: zhè gè, zhè shuí dōu zhī dào a
[02:51.637]	mǎ: ō lā yún shǒu
[02:53.335]	wáng: duì
[02:54.093]	mǎ: yào zhè yàng ér ne? yī shàng chǎng de zhè gè
[02:56.836]	wáng: tòu xiù
[02:57.698]	mǎ: duì! yào zhè zhè yàng ne?
[02:59.762]	wáng: duān dài
[03:01.407]	mǎ: duì, xíng a! zhè yàng ne?
[03:03.366]	wáng: zhèng guān
[03:06.031]	mǎ: zhè yàng ér ne?
[03:08.121]	wáng: hú zǐ, lǚ rán
[03:09.793]	mǎ: ō, xíng a zhè nǐ yě dǒng
[03:13.267]	nà zhè gè ne, zhè jiào shén me?
[03:14.233]	wáng: fēn rán
[03:16.114]	mǎ: yào zhè yàng ér ne?
[03:17.159]	wáng: sī zhā
[03:18.100]	dà huā liǎn, duì bú duì?
[03:20.529]	mǎ: ō zhè yàng ér ne?
[03:29.411]	wáng: bù zhī dào
[03:30.717]	mǎ: zhè hú zǐ yǎng yǎng, dèn dèn!
[03:32.258]	wáng: nǐ wài bian r qù ba! xì tái shàng dèn hú zǐ?
[03:36.934]	mǎ: tīng shuō nǐ duì xì jù yǒu yán jiū a?
[03:38.919]	wáng: hāi
[03:39.807]	mǎ: nǐ hěn gǎn xīng qù a?
[03:41.427]	wáng: wǒ yě ài tīng yě ài
[03:43.073]	mǎ: nǐ huì chàng?
[03:44.013]	wáng: chàng liǎng jù
[03:44.771]	mǎ: āi, nǐ yào ài xì jù nǐ zhǎo wǒ qù!
[03:48.428]	wáng: a?
[03:49.185]	mǎ: nǐ yǒu shí jiān nǐ zhǎo wǒ qù!.
[03:50.126]	wáng: zhǎo nǐ gàn má?
[03:50.831]	mǎ: wǒ gěi nǐ shuō shuō xì, wǒ jiāo gěi nǐ diǎn ér
[03:53.443]	nǐ zhēn ài chàng xì ma?
[03:55.428]	wáng: shì
[03:55.899]	mǎ: zěn me chàng? nǐ zài nǎ ér chàng guò xì?
[03:57.388]	wáng: āi, wǒ zhè gè?
[03:58.511]	mǎ: shén me bān ér de?
[04:00.235]	wáng: wǒ méi yǒu bān ér
[04:01.411]	mǎ: nǎ ér de?
[04:02.873]	wáng: wǒ jiù shì xué guò zhè me jǐ chū xì, gēn tā men yí kuài ér cǎi pái chàng guò
[04:06.008]	mǎ: chàng guò ma?
[04:07.001]	wáng: zhèng shì kē bān ér wǒ méi xué guò
[04:09.064]	mǎ: nǐ bú shì kē bān ér de?
[04:09.900]	wáng: bù shì bú shì
[04:12.904]	mǎ: ài zhè gè?
[04:13.531]	wáng: duì duì duì
[04:14.054]	mǎ: nà gèng hǎo le, nǐ zhǎo wǒ!
[04:16.144]	wáng: āi āi, zhǎo nǐ
[04:17.659]	mǎ: xì jù zhè gè yǎn yuán dōu hěn shú de ma?
[04:19.775]	wáng: yǒu míng de yǎn yuán rèn shi hěn shǎo
[04:23.092]	mǎ: wǒ gěi nǐ jiè shào jiè shào!
[04:24.006]	wáng: āi āi
[04:24.790]	mǎ: wǒ gěi nǐ jiè shào, nǐ rèn shi wǒ jiù xíng le!
[04:26.096]	wáng: ō
[04:26.671]	mǎ: nǐ xué zhe diǎn ér ba! xíng ma?
[04:28.970]	wáng: hǎo hǎo
[04:29.571]	mǎ: nǐ zhǎo wǒ!
[04:30.406]	wáng: ō
[04:31.112]	mǎ: wǒ gěi nǐ shuō shuō xì
[04:31.765]	wáng: āi
[04:32.340]	mǎ: wǒ gěi nǐ liàn liàn gōng
[04:33.515]	wáng: āi
[04:34.116]	mǎ: liàn liàn gōng dǒng ma?
[04:35.396]	wáng: hǎo
[04:36.127]	mǎ: guò lái
[04:37.773]	wáng: gàn ma?
[04:38.635]	mǎ: wǒ gěi nǐ wō tuǐ
[04:39.758]	wáng: a?!
[04:40.255]	mǎ: xiān wō tuǐ!. dé bān dào zhè ér lái!
[04:42.397]	wáng: āi bù chéng! nín bié bān! bié bān!
[04:45.244]	mǎ: dé wō tuǐ!
[04:45.819]	wáng: bù chéng, bù chéng
[04:48.039]	nián qīng rén xué xì nǐ gěi tā wō wō tuǐ wǎi wǎi yāo
[04:51.540]	wǒ zhè me dà suì shù nǐ gěi wǒ wō tuǐ?
[04:53.682]	yī xià wō zhé le zhè zěn me bàn!
[04:55.667]	mǎ: nǐ bù dé liàn gōng ma! nǐ xué xì
[04:57.313]	wáng: wǒ xué xì ya, xué diǎn ér wén xì, chàng gōng xì
[05:00.787]	mǎ: chàng gōng xì yě chéng a!
[05:01.675]	wáng: wǒ bù wō tuǐ
[05:02.563]	mǎ: nǐ xué!
[05:03.634]	xué lǎo shēng qīng yī xiǎo shēng lǎo dàn
[05:06.847]	nǐ xué! wǒ jiāo gěi nǐ
[05:09.015]	wáng: huò! shēng dàn jìng mò chǒu nín quán xíng?
[05:11.340]	mǎ: hē!
[05:12.202]	shēng dàn jìng mò chǒu
[05:13.482]	chàng dǎ zuò niàn fān
[05:14.684]	quán huó!
[05:16.434]	wáng: yō hē! quán huó zhè wèi!
[05:18.628]	mǎ: a, quán yǒu
[05:19.856]	wáng: shì a?
[05:20.405]	mǎ: a
[05:20.875]	wáng: nín quán yǒu?
[05:21.633]	mǎ: wǒ
[05:22.260]	hē! nǐ kàn xiàn zài bú shì jìng zhǎo wǒ xué
[05:27.876]	zhǎo wǒ xué de rén tài duō le
[05:29.077]	wáng: shì a?
[05:29.600]	mǎ: a wǒ quán xíng!
[05:31.455]	dà yī xiāng, zhè zán men dōu dǒng!
[05:33.414]	wáng: a
[05:33.962]	mǎ: nǎ jiàn yī fú, shén me yǎn yuán chuān shén me
[05:37.776]	gěi rén jiā bàn gè xì, tiē gè piàn huà gè liǎn ér
[05:40.493]	wáng: ō
[05:41.224]	mǎ: qí bāo xiāng mào xiāng
[05:43.236]	shuǐ guō zi huó ér wǒ dōu dǒng!
[05:45.352]	wáng: huò?
[05:46.135]	mǎ: shuǐ guō zi nà huó ér zán dōu néng gàn
[05:47.546]	wáng: huò zhè me shuō nín shì kē bān ér chū shēn?
[05:49.113]	mǎ: wǒ bú shì kē bān ér, wǒ bú shì kē bān ér
[05:51.125]	wáng: bú shì kē bān ér?
[05:51.882]	mǎ: ài zhè gè, piào yǒu!
[05:53.006]	wáng: piào yǒu?
[05:53.946]	mǎ: xiàn zài jiào yè yú ya, lǎo piào yǒu!
[05:56.062]	wáng: a
[05:56.924]	mǎ: dǎ nà gè nián tóu r jìng zǒu piào
[05:58.909]	wáng: ó, zǒu piào
[06:00.895]	mǎ: zǒu piào, nǐ rèn de wǒ ma?
[06:01.940]	wáng: bù rèn shi
[06:03.220]	mǎ: hē! wǒ zhè gè
[06:05.362]	chàng xì zǒu piào duō shào nián le, běi jīng nǐ dǎ tīng dǎ tīng
[06:09.881]	wáng: ó
[06:11.161]	mǎ: wǒ!
[06:11.605]	wáng: a
[06:11.971]	mǎ: wài hào!
[06:12.545]	wáng: nǐ yǒu wài hào?
[06:13.277]	mǎ: jiǎo guān ér!
[06:14.086]	wáng: jiǎo jiǎo guān ér?
[06:16.751]	mǎ: āi dào běi jīng nǐ dǎ tīng dǎ tīng, jiǎo guān ér!
[06:18.971]	wáng: jiǎo guān ér zěn me chá ér?
[06:20.199]	mǎ: jiù shì pū kè pái lǐ bù yǒu gè dà guǐ dài wáng
[06:24.431]	wáng: a
[06:25.006]	mǎ: cóng qián nà zhāng pái jiào shén me? jiào" jiǎo guān ér joker "
[06:28.402]	wáng: jiào
[06:29.185]	mǎ: zhè zhāng pái, dāng shén me dōu xíng
[06:31.432]	wáng: ō
[06:32.137]	mǎ: gē nǎ ér dōu néng yòng
[06:32.921]	wáng: duì
[06:33.548]	mǎ: wèi shí me jiào" jiǎo guān ér" ne?
[06:35.089]	wáng: ó?
[06:35.664]	mǎ: nà shí hóu a, piào yǒu chàng xì
[06:37.414]	hòu tái zhǐ yào yǒu wǒ, shén me xì dōu kāi dé kāi!
[06:39.399]	wáng: hēi!
[06:40.026]	mǎ: duǎn gè lǎo shēng, wǒ lái
[06:41.411]	quē huā liǎn, wǒ lái
[06:43.030]	duǎn gè lǎo dàn, wǒ lái
[06:44.911]	wáng: nǐ qiáo!
[06:45.851]	mǎ: āi
[06:46.374]	wáng: nín quán chéng?
[06:47.236]	mǎ: nǐ zhè, nǐ qiáo, yào bù zěn me jiào jiǎo guān ér ne!
[06:49.587]	wáng: ó
[06:50.266]	mǎ: běi jīng yǒu zhū shǎo fēng rèn shi ma?
[06:52.068]	wáng: rèn shi!
[06:52.931]	mǎ: zhū shǎo fēng!
[06:53.871]	wáng: chàng huā liǎn de
[06:55.595]	mǎ: jiā lǐ kāi zhè gè zhū bǎo yù qì xíng de
[06:58.181]	wáng: duì duì duì zài tiān qiáo nà ér
[07:00.637]	mǎ: yǒu míng de piào yǒu nà shi, wǒ men yí kuài ér chàng
[07:02.021]	wáng: shì a?
[07:03.118]	mǎ: nǐ suàn suàn ba zhè hái bù zhī dào ma!
[07:05.443]	wáng: ó
[07:05.992]	mǎ: zhū shǎo fēng de huā liǎn zěn me yàng?
[07:07.115]	wáng: hǎo!
[07:07.794]	mǎ: gěi wǒ pèi xì! wǒ men yí kuài ér chàng
[07:10.041]	wáng: gěi nǐ
[07:10.694]	mǎ: yáng yòu táng rèn de ma? yáng yòu táng?
[07:12.052]	wáng: rèn shi
[07:12.575]	mǎ: shēn zì míng zhī dào ma? shēn zì míng?
[07:15.004]	wáng: ó zhī dào, zhī dào
[07:15.683]	mǎ: wǒ men zhè dōu yí kuài ér chàng
[07:16.624]	chàng lǎo dàn de lǐ yún fǔ
[07:18.008]	wáng: a
[07:18.635]	mǎ: lǐ yún fǔ zhī dào ma?
[07:19.523]	wáng: zhī dào
[07:20.046]	mǎ: wǒ men dōu yí kuài ér chàng!
[07:20.725]	wáng: hēi!
[07:21.352]	mǎ: nǐ qiáo zhè duō shào nián le
[07:22.214]	wǒ zhè gè...... a, xiàn zài bú shì xì xiào zhǎo wǒ me
[07:25.636]	xì xiào qǐng dāng lǎo shī zán hái bù gàn zhè gè yuē wǒ qù
[07:31.148]	yuē wǒ qù yì shù gù wèn!
[07:33.394]	wáng: wú
[07:34.047]	mǎ: zhè bù xì xiào zhǎo wǒ ma!
[07:34.962]	dāng yì shù gù wèn, gěi tā men pái pái
[07:36.921]	pái pái nèi xiē gè lǎo xì, chuán tǒng xì
[07:39.977]	zán bú shì huì de duō diǎn ér ma!
[07:41.022]	tā men yǒu xiē gè qīng nián, méi jiàn guò, zán gěi tā shuō shuō
[07:44.261]	zhè bù, shuō hǎo le jīn ér zǎo chén lái jiē wǒ ma!
[07:46.194]	wáng: ō
[07:46.691]	mǎ: děng dào xiàn zài chē yě méi lái
[07:47.944]	wáng: hāi
[07:49.956]	mǎ: chē yě méi lái!
[07:51.706]	wáng: āi āi, zhè me xiē rì zi yě méi tīng nín chàng guò
[07:56.016]	zhè me bàn, nín zài zhè ér chàng liǎng jù ér zěn me yàng?
[07:59.386]	ràng dà jiā tīng tīng hǎo bù hǎo
[08:01.293]	mǎ: zhè gè
[08:02.155]	wáng: nín qiáo qiáo, gāng yī tí jiù huān yíng
[08:03.331]	mǎ: zhè zhè zhè shì xì!
[08:06.047]	zhè bú shì shí diào dà gǔ, lái zhè ér chàng gè gē ér zhàn nà ér chàng
[08:10.070]	zhè shì chàng xì! āi, zhè shì jīng bān ér dà xì!
[08:13.126]	qīng chàng, yào shì xiǎo gū niáng xíng le
[08:15.007]	lái gè lā xián ér de lā hú qín r, lā!
[08:17.985]	páng biān r zhàn gè xiǎo gū niáng lái gè qīng chàng èr huáng
[08:20.388]	nǐ zhè me dà suì shù lǎo tóu zi lái gè qīng chàng èr huáng
[08:23.575]	nà jiào ma wán yì nà!
[08:24.934]	wáng:
[08:26.893]	mǎ: wǒ yě méi chàng guò! wǒ yě méi chàng guò nà gè!
[08:28.565]	nǐ ràng wǒ zhàn nà ér lái gè qīng chàng èr huáng
[08:29.453]	sǐ méi dèng yǎn, yě bù dòng huàn nà yàng ér chàng wǒ hái zhēn chàng bù shàng lái!
[08:30.733]	wǒ hái zhēn bù xíng, wǒ bù xí guàn
[08:32.274]	wǒ dé bàn xì, cǎi chàng, dé yǒu pèi jué ér! pèi jué ér!
[08:36.297]	wáng: dé yǒu pèi jué?
[08:37.420]	mǎ: āi! dé yǒu xià shǒu ér pèi jué dǐ bāo líng suì ér......
[08:39.771]	qīng chàng? suàn ma wán yì!
[08:42.958]	wáng: nà zhè me bàn!
[08:44.003]	zán men èr wèi chàng chū xì, wǒ gěi nín lái gè pèi jué ér?
[08:47.268]	mǎ: nǐ pèi ma jiǎo ér, nǐ gēn shuí chàng?
[08:49.228]	wáng: gēn nǐ
[08:50.194]	mǎ: nǐ zhè bù ái mà ma?
[08:51.265]	wǒ gēn nǐ chàng? qiè, hú nào me! wǒ gēn nǐ chàng?!
[08:55.758]	zhēn shi de
[08:59.651]	wǒ, wǒ zhè me duō nián de piào yǒu wǒ gēn nǐ chàng?
[09:02.080]	nǐ suàn gàn ma de! nǐ nǎ ér xíng a?
[09:05.136]	nǐ bǎ běi jīng yáng yòu táng gěi lái, nǐ bǎ wàn guó quán gěi wǒ qǐng lái, ràng tā men gěi wǒ pèi xì
[09:11.928]	nǐ xíng ma?
[09:13.417]	wáng: wǒ dāng rán shì bù xíng le
[09:15.455]	mǎ: bù xíng, bù xíng nǐ hái chàng?
[09:16.708]	wáng: zhǔ yào bú shì tīng nín de me?
[09:18.197]	wǒ gěi nín pèi jué me, tīng nín de!
[09:20.966]	mǎ: nà nǐ yào zhè me shuō hái chà bù duō, zhǔ yào hái shì tīng tīng wǒ
[09:24.911]	wáng: a
[09:25.668]	mǎ: nǐ, nǐ néng chàng shén me ya?
[09:27.340]	wáng: wǒ néng chàng shén me, tīng nín de!
[09:30.162]	zán èr wèi chàng chū xì, dé nín huì de!
[09:33.740]	mǎ: zhè rén nǐ huì shén me wǒ gēn nǐ chàng ya!
[09:37.136]	wǒ zhī dào nǐ huì shén me ya?
[09:38.364]	nǐ yào wǒ huì de, wǒ huì de duō le
[09:39.957]	wǒ huì yī wàn duō chū xì!
[09:41.133]	wáng: huò! yī wàn duō chū?!
[09:43.902]	mǎ: wǒ shuō gè xì, wǒ shuō gè xì nǐ chàng de le ma?
[09:46.436]	wáng: āi
[09:47.141]	mǎ: lián xì míng r nǐ dōu méi tīng shuō guò
[09:48.630]	wáng: ó
[09:49.623]	mǎ: nǐ dōu bù zhī dào! nǐ jiǎn nǐ huì de
[09:51.399]	wǒ shì quán xíng a
[09:52.679]	shēng dàn jìng mò chǒu
[09:53.515]	chàng dǎ zuò niàn fān
[09:54.403]	nǐ shuō ba
[09:55.500]	wáng: duì duì le, jiǎn wǒ huì de
[09:58.583]	mǎ: wǒ shuō shí mǒ
[09:59.393]	wǒ bié shuō ya, wǒ shuō lái gè shén me shén me xì
[10:01.195]	nǐ méi yǒu nǐ méi jiàn guò
[10:03.076]	nǐ huì něi gè?
[10:05.427]	wáng: ó, wǒ shuō?
[10:05.975]	mǎ:
[10:06.446]	wáng: zán èr wèi chàng chū huáng hè lóu?
[10:07.778]	mǎ: shén me?
[10:09.162]	wáng: huáng hè lóu
[10:10.860]	zhè zì yě kě yǐ niàn hè, huáng hè lóu
[10:13.969]	mǎ: zhè gè xì nǐ yǒu ma?
[10:16.607]	wáng: yǒu a! méi yǒu wǒ néng chàng ma?
[10:19.428]	mǎ: huáng shén me lóu?
[10:20.134]	wáng: huáng hè lóu
[10:22.615]	mǎ: zhè xì kě shēng diǎn ér a?
[10:25.802]	āi méi jiàn guò tiē zhè xì ya?
[10:29.094]	wáng: shēng diǎn ér zán men chàng zhe cái hǎo ne!
[10:31.340]	ràng dà jiā tīng zhe xīn xiān ya? hǎo ba?
[10:34.945]	mǎ: huáng shén me lóu?
[10:37.192]	wáng: huáng hè lóu
[10:38.237]	mǎ: nǐ yǒu a?
[10:39.647]	wáng: yǒu a!
[10:41.267]	mǎ: huáng hè lóu?
[10:43.200]	wáng: a
[10:44.140]	mǎ: chàng nǎ chǎng a? dài dà shěn ma?
[10:45.864]	wáng: dà shěn?
[10:47.745]	mǎ: dài bù dài?
[10:48.633]	wáng: bù dài!
[10:49.678]	mǎ: bù dài dà shěn jiù miào táng wán le?
[10:51.246]	wáng: a?!
[10:52.055]	mǎ: jiù miào táng zhè yī chǎng?
[10:52.787]	wáng: nín shuō de nà gè miào táng dà shěn nà shi fǎ mén sì
[10:56.914]	mǎ: nǐ shuō de ne?
[10:57.515]	wáng: wǒ shuō zhè shì huáng hè lóu
[10:58.638]	mǎ: huáng hè lóu nǎ chǎng a?
[11:00.284]	wáng: huáng hè lóu fù yàn
[11:01.512]	mǎ: a?
[11:02.217]	wáng: huáng hè lóu fù yàn
[11:03.654]	mǎ: huáng hè lóu fù yàn?
[11:06.083]	wáng: āi
[11:06.710]	mǎ: fù yàn zhè yī chǎng?
[11:08.382]	wáng: āi
[11:09.009]	mǎ: ō nà lái!
[11:10.733]	wáng:
[11:11.229]	mǎ: nà kě yǐ
[11:11.961]	wáng: kě yǐ zán men chàng zhè gè
[11:14.051]	mǎ: huáng hè lóu? fù yàn?
[11:16.402]	wáng: a
[11:17.055]	mǎ: ō nǎ ér fù yàn? huáng hè lóu fù yàn?
[11:20.111]	wáng:
[11:20.764]	mǎ: ō, xíng, nǐ yǒu a?
[11:22.593]	wáng: yǒu a!
[11:23.559]	mǎ: bú shì, wǒ dān xīn nǐ huí tóu
[11:25.362]	wǒ shì méi wèn tí ya!
[11:28.940]	wáng: méi wèn tí zán jiù chàng zhè chǎng
[11:31.187]	mǎ: zhè xíng, huáng hè lóu fù yàn
[11:32.754]	wáng: āi
[11:33.433]	mǎ: jiù fù yàn zhè yī chǎng
[11:34.322]	wáng: āi
[11:35.210]	mǎ: shuō míng bái bù jiù dé le me
[11:36.542]	wáng: nín tiāo gè jiǎo ér ba
[11:37.378]	mǎ: a?
[11:37.953]	wáng: nín tiāo gè jiǎo ér ba
[11:38.919]	mǎ: shén me jiào tiāo jiǎo ér ya?
[11:40.382]	wáng: nín qù shuí ya? tiāo gè jiǎo ér ba?
[11:42.550]	mǎ: nǐ shuō ba! nǐ shuō ba! nǐ qù shuí ba?
[11:44.692]	wáng: wǒ zěn me wǒ shuō ya?
[11:46.808]	mǎ: wǒ dāng rán dé tīng nǐ de, nǐ shuō a!
[11:48.637]	zhè lǐ biān jiǎo ér duō le, wǒ shuō wǒ lái zhè gè, wǒ qù zhè gè
[11:51.771]	wǒ tiāo yí gè nǐ zhèng huì, nǐ zhèng huì zhè diǎn ér
[11:54.201]	wǒ zhàn shàng le, nǐ zěn me bàn? nǐ xiān tiāo
[11:56.944]	nǐ bù xíng de, wǒ lái!
[11:59.060]	nǐ qiáo!
[12:01.019]	wáng: zhè yě bù cuò, nà wǒ lái gè liú bèi
[12:03.762]	mǎ: a?
[12:04.624]	wáng: liú bèi
[12:05.460]	mǎ: sān guó xì zhè shì?
[12:07.758]	wáng: a, a, sān guó xì
[12:09.012]	mǎ: liú bèi?
[12:09.639]	wáng: āi
[12:10.240]	mǎ: liú xuán dé
[12:11.050]	wáng: duì
[12:11.886]	mǎ: xìng liú míng bèi zì xuán dé, jiā zhù dà shù lóu sāng
[12:16.562]	èr dì xìng guān míng yǔ zì yún zhǎng......
[12:18.364]	wáng: āi āi, xíng le xíng le!
[12:19.331]	mǎ: wǒ zhī dào zhè gè, wǒ dōu huì bèi! liú bèi liú xuán dé
[12:22.988]	hǎo!
[12:24.111]	wáng: hǎo bù hǎo?
[12:25.757]	mǎ: hǎo
[12:26.462]	wáng: nín tiāo yí gè jiǎo ér
[12:30.224]	mǎ: nǐ nǐ shuō ba! tīng nǐ de! āi, nǐ lái ba!
[12:39.784]	wáng: nín bié bù qīng tóu ba zhè xì?
[12:42.162]	mǎ: shén me jiào bù qīng tóu a?!
[12:43.233]	shén me jiào bù qīng tóu a?!
[12:44.643]	wáng: běn lái shì me
[12:45.479]	ràng nín tiāo xì nín yě tiāo bù chū lái
[12:47.438]	ràng nín tiāo jiǎo ér nín yě tiāo bù chū lái
[12:49.789]	" nǐ shuō ba"" nǐ lái ba"
[12:51.383]	nín qù shuí?
[12:53.002]	mǎ: nǐ ya, nǐ ya
[12:54.805]	nǐ liàn bù chū néng nài jiù zhè yàng ér
[12:57.913]	xīn yǎn ér tài duō, hǎo xīn yǎn ér tài shǎo
[12:59.716]	ó
[13:00.917]	nǐ yǐ wéi wǒ bù zhī dào dōu yǒu shuí ne?
[13:04.000]	wǒ men zhè ér dà dà fāng fāng, tīng nǐ pài!
[13:06.325]	hái yǐ wéi ràng wǒ tiāo jiǎo ér, wǒ bù zhī dào zhè lǐ tou yǒu shuí ya
[13:09.904]	wǒ shuō bu chū lái ya! nǐ jiù zhè me xiǎng
[13:11.837]	xiǎng cuò la! cuò le nǐ!
[13:13.900]	wǒ zhè jiù tīng nǐ pài! nǐ diǎn!
[13:18.341]	wáng: nǐ qiáo!
[13:19.700]	mǎ: āi!
[13:20.326]	wáng: hǎo hǎo hǎo, nà nín lái gè zhū gě liàng! zhū gě liàng
[13:25.185]	mǎ: xíng a! xìng zhū míng gé zì zi liàng......
[13:29.887]	wáng: a?!
[13:30.488]	mǎ: kǒng míng, kǒng míng zhū gě liàng!
[13:34.119]	wáng: xìng zhū?
[13:34.772]	mǎ: nǐ jiù béng guǎn le, dào chǎng shàng nǐ jiù zhī dào le!
[13:36.000]	xìng zhū gě míng liàng!
[13:38.011]	wáng: hǎo me
[13:39.056]	mǎ: xìng zhū gě kǒng míng ma, kǒng míng zhū gě liàng ma!
[13:43.784]	wáng: āi hǎo hǎo
[13:44.437]	mǎ: kǒng míng zhè shì
[13:45.247]	wáng: āi āi
[13:45.796]	mǎ: kǒng míng ma!
[13:46.815]	wáng: wǒ zài lái gè zhāng fēi
[13:47.677]	mǎ: a?
[13:48.617]	wáng: wǒ lái gè zhāng fēi
[13:50.080]	mǎ: nǐ bú shì liú bèi ma? zěn me zhāng fēi la?
[13:53.032]	wáng: xiān gǎn liú bèi, zài gǎn zhāng fēi
[13:55.957]	mǎ: nǐ yī rén néng qù liǎ jiǎo ér?
[13:58.596]	wáng: a
[13:59.353]	mǎ: nǐ yī rén néng qù liǎ?
[14:01.731]	wáng: nǐ yě de qù liǎ!
[14:02.671]	mǎ: wǒ shén me?
[14:03.428]	wáng: nǐ zài gǎn gè lǔ sù
[14:04.552]	mǎ: lǔ sù?
[14:05.675]	wáng: a
[14:06.302]	mǎ: lǔ zǐ jìng?
[14:07.791]	wáng: duì
[14:08.731]	mǎ: lǔ dài fū......
[14:09.541]	" lǔ zǐ jìng zài zhōu zhōng a" nà gè?
[14:11.213]	wáng: a duì!
[14:12.049]	mǎ: wǒ lái! wǒ wǒ xiān lái lǔ sù hòu lái zhū gě liàng
[14:17.535]	jiè fēng nà diǎn ér wǒ lái! jiè fēng nà diǎn ér nǐ béng guǎn, zhè wǒ yīng zhe!
[14:20.722]	wáng: āi āi
[14:21.087]	mǎ:" xué tiān shū a xuán miào fǎ a"
[14:30.883]	wáng: āi āi bié chàng le!
[14:31.954]	mǎ: wǒ lái zhè jiè fēng!
[14:32.712]	wáng: nǐ nǎ ér lái de jiè fēng zhè lǐ tou?
[14:34.828]	mǎ: wǒ xiān lái lǔ sù hòu lái
[14:36.212]	wáng: nǐ xiān lái lǔ sù?
[14:38.067]	chéng chéng, nín bié lái lǔ sù le, nǐ jiù lái zhū gě liàng ba!
[14:40.784]	mǎ: wǒ guāng qù zhū gě liàng?
[14:42.011]	wáng: āi
[14:42.455]	mǎ: nà xíng, wǒ guāng qù zhū gě liàng nà chéng a
[14:45.146]	wáng: lái zán bǎ zhuō zi wǎng hòu dā dā
[14:47.915]	mǎ: dā zhuō zi gàn ma?
[14:48.620]	wáng: dā zhuō zi a
[14:49.639]	mǎ: dā zhuō zi gàn ma ya?
[14:50.710]	wáng: dé fèn chū qián hòu tái lái
[14:52.225]	mǎ: ō fēn qián tou tái?
[14:53.296]	wáng: āi
[14:53.871]	mǎ: nǎ ér qián tái?
[14:54.472]	wáng: zhè ér shì qián tái zhè ér shì hòu tái
[14:56.483]	shàng chǎng mén ér, xià chǎng mén ér
[14:58.364]	nín kàn zěn me yàng?
[14:59.331]	mǎ: hǎo hǎo hǎo
[15:00.454]	wǒ qù wǒ qù zhū gě liàng, zhū gě liàng dé bàn xì ya
[15:04.372]	wáng: dāng rán la!
[15:05.104]	mǎ: zhū gě liàng dé dài bā guà jīn bā guà jīn dǒng ma?
[15:09.884]	dǎ bàn
[15:22.397]	wáng: jiā mén bù xìng a! shuí guò qù la?
[15:25.714]	mǎ: zhū gě liàng de mào mào ér, mào mào ér
[15:29.659]	wáng: zhū gě liàng de mào mào ér?
[15:32.454]	wǒ shàng chǎng nín gěi dǎ jiā huo ér, nín shàng chǎng wǒ gěi dǎ jiā huo
[15:36.686]	mǎ: nǎ ér yǒu jiā huo a?
[15:37.574]	wáng: méi yǒu jiā huo, luó gǔ yòng zuǐ xué
[15:41.231]	mǎ: luó gǔ jīng a?
[15:42.485]	wáng: luó gǔ jīng xíng ma?
[15:43.347]	mǎ: hē tài xíng le! wǒ lái!
[15:45.175]	wáng: nín tīng wǒ jiào bǎn
[15:46.142]	mǎ: hǎo lei! dǎ jiā huo
[15:49.799]	wáng:" ēn tūn!"
[15:51.131]	mǎ:" táng táng qī táng qī, táng táng qī táng qī
[15:55.363]	táng táng táng dé gè qī táng qī, táng táng qī táng qī, táng táng qī táng qī, táng táng"
[16:02.181]	wáng: zhè ér tiào yāng gē wǔ lái la?!
[16:04.506]	mǎ: zhè me dǎ bù huǒ bào diǎn ér ma?
[16:05.943]	wáng: huǒ bào diǎn ér shì huǒ bào!
[16:07.458]	mǎ: zěn me dǎ ya?
[16:08.398]	wáng: dà xì jiā yāng gē wǔ a?
[16:09.574]	mǎ: nǐ shuō ne?
[16:11.481]	wáng: liú bèi shàng chǎng
[16:12.787]	mǎ: liú bèi shàng chǎng
[16:13.936]	wáng: lǎo shēng! dǎ xiǎo luó ér
[16:15.007]	mǎ: shén me xiǎo luó?
[16:15.713]	wáng:" dā tái, tái, tái"
[16:17.855]	mǎ: wǒ lái!
[16:20.336]	wáng: " ēn tūn!"
[16:22.635]	mǎ:" tái! tái! tái! tái! dā dā tái! tái!
[16:36.088]	tái tái qī tái qī ge tái tái, tái tái qī tái qī ge tái tái
[16:40.215]	tái tái qī tái qī ge tái tái, tái tái qī tái qī ge tái tái
[16:44.578]	tái tái qī tái qī ge tái tái, tái tái qī tái qī ge tái tái
[16:48.836]	tái tái qī tái qī ge tái tái, tái tái qī tái qī ge tái tái, tái tái qī tái qī ge tái tái"
[16:54.322]	wáng: wǒ men zhè ér gǎi le tiào jiā guān ér le nín kàn jiàn méi yǒu?!
[16:57.326]	wǒ shuō nǐ tái tái qǐ lái méi gè wán la!
[16:59.546]	mǎ: nǐ nà ér gàn má ne?
[17:00.173]	wáng: a?
[17:00.748]	mǎ: shén me jiào tiào jiā guān ér a?!
[17:02.054]	wáng: wǒ dào tái kǒu zhè me yī tòu xiù nǐ jiù bié dǎ le
[17:05.998]	mǎ: zhè yàng ér shì gàn ma?
[17:07.383]	wáng: zhè shì tòu xiù!
[17:08.532]	mǎ: ō, zhè me zhāo shì tòu xiù? wǒ yǐ wéi kuài diǎn r ne!
[17:10.465]	wáng: kuài diǎn r zhè xiàng huà me?
[17:14.279]	mǎ: hǎo hǎo, zài lái
[17:18.720]	wáng:" ēn tūn!"
[17:20.601]	mǎ:" tái! tái! tái! tái!......"
[17:34.837]	wáng:...... chū qù!
[17:35.491]	mǎ: a?
[17:36.039]	wáng: chū qù!
[17:36.980]	mǎ: chū qù?
[17:37.685]	wáng: a
[17:40.558]	mǎ: wǒ gàn má qù?
[17:41.577]	wáng: sòng huā quān de lái le! zán liǎ rén ér yí kuài ér shàng chǎng!
[17:55.265]	mǎ: ō, jiù yí kuài ér shàng le, liú bèi nà guò chǎng r, guò chǎng r miǎn la a?
[18:01.456]	wáng: nǎ ér lái de guò chǎng a?
[18:02.632]	mǎ: zhè méi guò chǎng méi guò chǎng r
[18:04.356]	wáng:" ēn tūn!"
[18:05.453]	mǎ:" tái! tái! tái! tái!......"
[18:22.119]	wáng:...... dòu jī lái le zhè ér?!
[18:26.586]	zěn me chá ér nǐ?!
[18:29.068]	wǒ shuō nǐ zhè dòng zuò zì rán diǎn ér chéng bù chéng?
[18:30.870]	mǎ: zhè hái yào duō zì rán nà?
[18:32.777]	wáng: hǎo ma hái zì rán? jī dōu chū lái le!
[18:36.591]	......" a xiān shēng!"
[18:40.013]	mǎ:" a xiān shēng!"
[18:41.685]	wáng: liǎ dài fū! liǎ dài fū! nǐ bié jiào wǒ xiān shēng!
[18:45.812]	mǎ: nà jiào nǐ shén me ya?
[18:46.935]	wáng: zhǔ gōng!
[18:48.006]	mǎ: zhǔ gōng shì shén me ya?
[18:48.764]	wáng: wǒ jiù shì huáng shàng
[18:50.775]	mǎ: huáng shàng?
[18:51.873]	wáng: a
[18:52.500]	mǎ: shuí shì huáng shàng?
[18:53.022]	wáng: wǒ ya
[18:54.093]	mǎ: zhè shì huáng shàng?
[18:55.321]	wáng: a
[18:57.672]	mǎ: yǒu zhè mú yàng de huáng shàng?
[19:00.180]	hǎo huáng shàng zhè yàng ér a?
[19:02.165]	wáng: féng chǎng zuò xì, wǒ bú shì qù de huáng shàng ma?
[19:04.934]	mǎ: ó hǎo hǎo hǎo! huáng shàng! huáng shàng!
[19:07.415]	wáng: āi
[19:08.199]	mǎ: hēi hēi hǎo huáng shàng a!
[19:11.491]	huáng shàng hái méi chī wǎn fàn ne, huáng shàng dài zhe fā miàn bǐng lái de
[19:17.394]	hòu tái shǒu jīn bāo ér, liǎng zhāng fā miàn bǐng
[19:20.372]	huáng shàng de wǎn fàn......
[19:22.932]	zán fā miàn bǐng ná chū lái ràng dà huǒ kàn kàn!
[19:25.832]	liǎng zhāng fā miàn bǐng, niáng niáng gěi huáng shàng lào de bǐng!
[19:32.258]	wáng: āi āi, wǒ shuō nǐ guǎn wǒ nà fā miàn bǐng gān ma ya? chàng bù chàng a?!
[19:36.176]	mǎ: jiù huáng shàng, lái huáng shàng!
[19:38.919]	wáng:" a xiān shēng!"
[19:40.617]	mǎ:" a zhǔ gōng!"
[19:42.263]	wáng:" cǐ qù guò jiāng nǐ bǎ gū wáng hài kǔ le!"......
[19:55.428]	hǎo me, wǒ shuō nǐ zhè ér shén me máo bìng zhè shì?
[19:58.380]	mǎ: nǐ zhè shì huài wǒ de wàn ér!
[20:00.026]	wáng: huài nǐ shén me wàn ér a?
[20:01.123]	mǎ: nǐ dāng zhè me duō rén de miàn r nǐ zhè ér
[20:01.828]	" nǐ bǎ wǒ hài kǔ le!"
[20:04.101]	wǒ zěn me hài nǐ le? ràng rén tīng tīng wǒ zěn me le?
[20:07.706]	wǒ zěn me hài nǐ le?
[20:09.064]	wáng: bú shì nǐ hài de wǒ!
[20:10.710]	mǎ: shuí hài de?
[20:11.415]	wáng: zhū gě liàng
[20:12.304]	mǎ: zhǎo zhū gě liàng ya!
[20:13.322]	wáng: wǒ nǎ ér zhǎo qù?!
[20:14.211]	mǎ: nà nǐ chōng wǒ shuō!
[20:15.360]	wáng: nǐ qù shuí ya? nǐ bù qù de zhū gě liàng ma?
[20:18.155]	mǎ: jiù shuō wǒ hài de?
[20:18.913]	wáng: a
[20:19.461]	mǎ: wǒ shén me cí ér a?
[20:20.140]	wáng: méi nǐ de shì ér
[20:21.107]	mǎ: wǒ gàn ma qù?
[20:21.760]	wáng: nǐ dǎ jiā huo
[20:22.570]	mǎ: dǎ jiā huo? zěn me dǎ?
[20:23.771]	wáng: dǎ jiā huo dōu bú huì le?
[20:25.992]	mǎ: shuō ba
[20:26.697]	wáng:" táng lāng qī lái tái, táng lāng qī lái tái táng!"
[20:29.231]	mǎ: xíng, zài lái!
[20:29.936]	wáng:" a xiān shēng!"
[20:31.190]	mǎ:" zhǔ gōng!"
[20:32.131]	wáng:" cǐ qù guò jiāng nǐ bǎ gū wáng hài kǔ le!"
[20:36.101]	mǎ:" cāng lāng qī lái tái, cāng lāng qī lái tái, cāng lāng qī lái tái cāng!"
[20:40.855]	wáng:" xīn zhōng nǎo hèn zhū gě liàng"
[20:43.546]	mǎ:" cāng!"
[20:44.695]	wáng:" lì bī gū wáng qù guò jiāng!"
[20:48.170]	mǎ:" cāng!"
[20:49.241]	wáng:" lóng tán hǔ xué gū qù chuǎng a!"
[20:54.387]	mǎ:" cāng lāng qī lái tái, cāng lāng qī lái tái, cāng lāng qī lái tái, cāng lāng qī lái tái cāng!"
[21:01.727]	wáng:......" a?!"
[21:04.705]	mǎ: a?
[21:06.717]	wáng: a?!
[21:08.023]	mǎ: è a è a è a!
[21:14.632]	wáng: zěn me lǘ a? lǘ jiào a?
[21:16.591]	mǎ: zhè diǎn ér zhè pèi yīn xiào guǒ ma
[21:19.517]	wáng: pèi shén me yīn?
[21:20.823]	mǎ: pèi yīn xiào guǒ, xué zhè gè lǘ
[21:22.260]	wáng: nǎ ér lái de lǘ ya?
[21:25.760]	mǎ: zhè chǎng yǒu lǘ méi lǘ?
[21:26.596]	wáng: méi lǘ!
[21:27.118]	mǎ: zhè chǎng yǒu lǘ méi lǘ?
[21:29.234]	wáng: méi lǘ!
[21:30.175]	mǎ: bù chàng le!
[21:32.186]	wáng: zěn me bù chàng le?
[21:33.126]	mǎ: bù gēn wài háng zài yí kuài ér chàng!
[21:38.351]	shān bàng chuí shān bàng chuí
[21:40.806]	zhè chǎng yǒu lǘ méi lǘ a?
[21:42.060]	wáng: méi lǘ! nǐ shuō nǎ ér lái de lǘ?!
[21:43.811]	mǎ: zán men qǐng háng jiā, zán men qǐng háng jiā zán men wèn wèn, zhè chǎng yǒu lǘ méi lǘ?
[21:46.710]	wáng: méi lǘ! nǐ shuō nǎ ér lái de lǘ?
[21:49.035]	mǎ: wǒ zhī dào nǎ ér lái de lǘ ya? wǒ zhī dào nǎ ér lái de lǘ ya?
[21:50.498]	wáng: a
[21:50.916]	mǎ: nǐ shuō!
[21:51.961]	wáng: nǎ ér lái de lǘ a?
[21:53.215]	mǎ: nǐ qí lǘ dǎ jiǔ qù me, wǒ gēn chén gōng duō xīn le bǎ nǐ yī jiā zǐ dōu shā le ma
[21:58.935]	wáng: nà shi shén me xì ya?!
[22:00.398]	mǎ: ō zhuō fàng cáo
[22:04.500]	wáng: shuí shì shān bàng chuí ya?!
[22:06.903]	mǎ: wǒ tīng nǐ" a?!"" a?!" de shì shén me ya?
[22:08.392]	wáng:" a?!" shì gāi nǐ shuō huà le
[22:10.560]	mǎ: wǒ shuō shí mǒ ya?
[22:11.317]	wáng:" sòng zhǔ gōng!"
[22:12.859]	mǎ: " sòng zhǔ gōng!"
[22:14.217]	wáng: āi máng shén me ya nǐ?!
[22:15.393]	mǎ: nà nǐ zài lái! chàng!
[22:17.091]	wáng:" lóng tán hǔ xué gū qù chuǎng a!"
[22:21.557]	mǎ:" cāng lāng qī lái tái! cāng lāng qī lái tái cāng!"
[22:23.752]	" sòng zhǔ gōng!"
[22:25.215]	wáng:" āi fēn míng shì sòng gū wáng mìng jiàn yán wáng!"
[22:32.947]	mǎ:" sòng zhǔ gōng!"
[22:34.305]	wáng:" miǎn!"
[22:36.212]	mǎ:" sòng zhǔ gōng!"
[22:37.362]	wáng:" miǎn!"
[22:38.380]	mǎ:" sòng zhǔ gōng!"
[22:39.268]	wáng:" miǎn!"
[22:40.627]	mǎ:" sòng zhǔ gōng!"
[22:41.620]	wáng: nǐ bǎ wǒ sòng nǎ ér qù ya?!
[22:44.153]	...... nǐ qiáo liǎ zhè ér bǐ wǔ lái le!
[22:46.766]	mǎ: wǒ sòng nǐ nǎ ér nǐ shuō! nǐ nǎ ér qù ba?
[22:50.057]	wáng: wǒ xià le, nǐ sòng yī jù
[22:53.531]	mǎ: xià le? xià le?
[22:55.073]	wáng: nǐ bié xià! nǐ bié xià ya!
[22:58.573]	mǎ: nǐ bù shuō xià? shuí xià?
[22:59.513]	wáng: nǐ chàng!
[23:00.506]	mǎ: a?
[23:01.159]	wáng: wǒ xià le
[23:01.864]	mǎ: a? wǒ shén me?
[23:03.458]	wáng: nǐ chàng ya!
[23:04.242]	mǎ: wǒ chàng la?
[23:05.156]	wáng: āi nǐ chàng! nǐ zhè ér zhuàn yōu shén me nǐ zhè ér?
[23:11.295]	" cāng lāng qī lái tái! cāng lāng qī lái tái cāng!"
[23:16.206]	mǎ:" xīn zhōng nǎo hèn zhū gě liàng"
[23:19.706]	wáng: hǎo me!
[23:21.273]	mǎ:" lì bī gū wáng qù guò jiāng!"
[23:24.565]	wáng:" dé cāng!"
[23:25.322]	mǎ:" lóng tán hǔ xué gū qù ya chuǎng a!"
[23:31.226]	wáng:" cāng lāng qī lái tái! cāng lāng qī lái tái! cāng lāng qī lái tái cāng!"
[23:34.883]	mǎ:" sòng zhǔ gōng! āi"
[23:36.764]	wáng: āi shén me nǐ āi ya? liú bèi sòng liú bèi?
[23:40.865]	mǎ: nǐ ràng wǒ chàng me?
[23:42.119]	wáng: wǒ ràng nǐ chàng, wǒ ràng nǐ chàng zhè gè cí ér a?
[23:44.366]	chàng nǐ zhū gě liàng de cí ér
[23:45.855]	mǎ: zhū gě liàng shén me cí ér a?
[23:46.978]	wáng: lián cí ér dōu bú huì ya!
[23:49.904]	mǎ: fèi huà! nǐ zěn me zhī dào wǒ bú huì ya?
[23:53.038]	wáng: huì, chàng a!
[23:54.945]	mǎ: huì jiù chàng le!
[23:56.304]	wáng: hái shì bú huì ya!
[23:57.949]	mǎ: wǒ shì gàn má dì ya?
[24:00.248]	wáng: nǐ dào dǐ huì bú huì ya?
[24:01.842]	mǎ: huì dǎo shì huì......
[24:04.375]	wáng: wàng la?
[24:05.603]	mǎ:...... xiǎng bù qǐ lái le
[24:07.484]	wáng: hái shì wàng le ya!
[24:09.104]	mǎ: zhè kě bèi bú zhù
[24:10.096]	āi nǐ nǐ gàn zhè me xiē nián le zhè hái méi yǒu me?
[24:14.563]	wáng: yǒu shén me?
[24:15.295]	mǎ: zhè gè chàng xì wàng cí ér zhè kě bèi bú zhù a
[24:17.724]	wáng: a?
[24:18.351]	mǎ: āi, zhè gè yǎn yuán chàng xì shàng tái wàng cí ér zhè kě bù suàn bāo biǎn
[24:21.068]	wáng: wàng cí ér hái bù suàn bāo biǎn?! shén me suàn bāo biǎn?
[24:24.072]	mǎ: shén me dōu bù suàn bāo biǎn
[24:25.012]	wáng: a? shén me dōu bù suàn bāo biǎn?
[24:26.083]	mǎ: wǒ yě bú shì quán wàng, wǒ yě bú shì mǎn wàng
[24:27.729]	jiù dāng shí pā!
[24:29.113]	jiù tóu yī jù, tóu yī jù xiǎng bù qǐ lái le......
[24:31.151]	nǐ qiáo zhè gè xì, wǒ gēn yáng yòu táng tā men shēn zì míng
[24:33.894]	wǒ men chàng de shí hòu, zhè duō shào nián bù chàng le......
[24:35.775]	qí shí jiù zài zuǐ biān shàng, nǐ shuō, pā!
[24:37.812]	nǐ shuō, nǐ zhè me diǎn ér cí ér xiǎng bù qǐ lái!......
[24:40.477]	nǐ yī tí wǒ jiù yǒu la!
[24:41.600]	wáng: yī tí jiù yǒu la?
[24:42.540]	mǎ: āi yā, wǒ men gēn zhū shǎo fēng wǒ men, lǎo chàng zhè gè!
[24:45.335]	wáng: hǎo hǎo hǎo hǎo, yī tí jiù chéng?
[24:46.981]	mǎ: zhè nǐ shuō
[24:48.209]	wáng:" zhǔ gōng shàng mǎ xīn bù shuǎng"
[24:49.515]	mǎ: āi kě bù jiù zhè gè me, zhè jiù zài zuǐ biān ér shàng me, gāng hǎo yào chàng zhè gè me
[24:54.687]	wáng: chéng chéng chéng, chàng ba!
[24:55.628]	mǎ:" zhǔ gōng shàng mǎ xīn bù"
[24:57.012]	wáng: shuǎng!
[24:58.005]	mǎ:" xīn bù shuǎng" me! yǒu a! yǒu zhè gè!
[24:59.860]	wáng: chàng ba
[25:01.453]	mǎ: shí lái jù ne ba?
[25:04.353]	wáng: a? shí lái jù?
[25:05.528]	mǎ: hǎo xiē jù ne ma?
[25:06.521]	wáng: sì jù!
[25:07.357]	mǎ: sì jù ne ma?!
[25:08.166]	wáng: a
[25:08.820]	mǎ: sì jù ne ma?
[25:09.655]	wáng: sì jù ya!
[25:10.544]	mǎ:" zhǔ gōng shàng mǎ xīn bù shuǎng" me......
[25:12.633]	wáng: a
[25:13.678]	mǎ: èr jù bù gòu zhé a!
[25:16.003]	wáng: a
[25:17.388]	mǎ: èr jù " yá huā" ya!
[25:18.615]	wáng: shén me jiào yá huā ya?
[25:20.261]	mǎ: èr jù
[25:21.202]	wáng: èr jù fā huā, méi yǒu fā huā zhé!
[25:23.239]	mǎ: èr jù fā huā! èr jù fā huā!
[25:24.206]	" āi jiā xīn zhōng lèi rú má"
[25:25.433]	wáng:" shān rén bā guà xiù nèi cáng"! jiāng yáng zhé!
[25:28.307]	mǎ:" xīn zhōng lèi rú má"
[25:29.535]	wáng: shén me lèi rú má," shān rén bā guà xiù nèi cáng"!
[25:33.636]	mǎ:" shān rén bā guà xiù nèi cáng"?
[25:34.890]	wáng: āi
[25:35.595]	mǎ: gòu zhé?
[25:36.274]	wáng: gòu zhé ya!
[25:40.010]	mǎ: èr jù zhè shì?
[25:40.846]	wáng: èr jù
[25:42.256]	mǎ:" shān rén bā guà xiù nèi cáng"
[25:43.014]	wáng: āi
[25:43.719]	mǎ:...... sān jù wǒ gǎi xīn cí ér!
[25:46.775]	wáng: a?
[25:47.220]	mǎ: tīng wǒ zhè sān jù a......
[25:48.108]	wáng: āi āi āi, bié gǎi cí ér a!
[25:50.093]	mǎ: yuán yǒu nà cí ér bù xiàng huà!
[25:51.295]	wáng: shuí shuō de? zěn me bù xiàng huà a?
[25:54.246]	mǎ: bù xiàng huà nà gè!
[25:55.474]	wáng:" jiāng shēn qiě zuò zhōng jūn zhàng"
[25:57.538]	mǎ:" jiāng shēn qiě zuò" shén me zhàng?
[25:59.184]	wáng: zhōng jūn zhàng
[26:00.307]	mǎ: zhè shì dì sì jù!
[26:02.083]	wáng: sān jù!
[26:04.539]	mǎ: sì jù ne?
[26:05.740]	wáng:...... yī jù dōu bú huì ya gǎn qíng!!!
[26:08.614]	mǎ: zhè yǐ jīng dōu shuō chū lái le
[26:10.625]	wáng:" hòu miàn yòu lái yì dé zhāng"
[26:12.715]	mǎ: hǎo hǎo hǎo, xíng le!
[26:14.335]	wáng:" cāng lāng qī lái tái, cāng lāng qī lái tái"
[26:15.562]	mǎ:" zhǔ gōng shàng mǎ ya xīn la xīn bù shuǎng a
[26:19.402]	xīn la xīn bù shuǎng a
[26:21.988]	yǒu shān rén nà bā guà xiù nèi cáng ya"
[26:27.944]	wáng:" dāng gè lāng dāng lāng dāng lāng dāng dāng a!"
[26:31.784]	mǎ:" jiāng shēn qiě zuò zhōng jūn bǎo zhàng nà!"
[26:36.042]	wáng:" dāng gè lāng dāng lāng dāng lāng dāng dāng a!"
[26:38.263]	mǎ:" děng hòu zhuō zhōu yì dé zhāng ya āi yā yī yā āi yā yī yā āi yā..."
[26:43.984]	wáng: bié āi yā le nǐ! āi yā shén me ya nǐ?
[26:46.178]	zhuì zǐ dōu shàng lái le? shén me qiāng diào a zhè shì?
[26:48.842]	mǎ: qiāng diào bú duì ya?
[26:49.704]	wáng: a
[26:50.227]	mǎ: yīng gāi shén me diào a?
[26:51.298]	wáng: shuí ràng nǐ chàng zhuì zǐ lái zhe?
[26:52.473]	mǎ: shén me diào ya?
[26:53.126]	wáng: èr huáng diào ya!
[26:54.406]	mǎ:" zhǔ gōng shàng mǎ xīn bù shuǎng" shén me diào shén me diào?
[26:55.974]	wáng: lián diào dōu bú huì le?
[26:57.907]	mǎ: shén me diào ya?
[26:58.612]	wáng:" zhǔ gōng shàng mǎ xīn bù shuǎng"
[27:00.676]	mǎ:" cāng!"
[27:01.904]	wáng: nǐ chàng!
[27:02.818]	mǎ:" zhǔ gōng shàng mǎ......"
[27:03.758]	wáng: méi dǎ jiā huo ne!
[27:04.542]	mǎ:" cāng lāng qī lái tái......"
[27:05.456]	wáng: wǒ dǎ! zěn me zhè me luàn a?!
[27:06.815]	mǎ: dǎ ya!
[27:07.755]	wáng: āi," táng lāng qī lái tái! táng lāng qī lái tái táng!"
[27:09.584]	mǎ:" zhǔ gōng shàng mǎ......"
[27:10.263]	wáng: liǎn ér chōng wài chàng liǎn ér chōng wài chàng
[27:13.737]	nǐ chōng wǒ chàng suàn shén me ya!
[27:16.480]	......" táng lāng qī lái tái! táng lāng qī lái tái táng!"
[27:17.446]	mǎ:" zhǔ gōng shàng mǎ xīn bù shuǎng!"
[27:19.980]	wáng:" dé cāng!"
[27:20.738]	mǎ:" shān rén bā guà xiù nèi cáng a
[27:24.238]	jiāng shēn qiě zuò zhōng jūn nà zhàng a!"
[27:29.437]	wáng:" táng lāng qī lái tái! táng lāng qī lái tái táng!"
[27:30.847]	mǎ:" děng hòu zhuō zhōu yì dé zhāng!"......
[27:43.125]	wáng:...... bào míng!
[27:44.039]	mǎ: ó?
[27:44.692]	wáng: bào míng!
[27:45.920]	mǎ: xué tú mǎ sān lì......
[27:47.513]	wáng: bào mǎ sān lì gàn má?! bào nǐ de míng r gàn má?
[27:50.204]	mǎ: bào shuí de? bào nǐ de? bào nǐ de?
[27:51.327]	wáng: bào wǒ de yě bù xíng ya! bào zhū gě liàng de!
[27:53.940]	mǎ: xué tú zhū gě liàng, shàng tái jū gōng!
[27:56.813]	wáng: zhū gě liàng yě shàng tái jū gōng?!
[27:58.929]	mǎ: zěn me bào a? shén me zhū gě liàng, zěn me?
[28:01.071]	wáng: yī jù dōu bú huì ya?
[28:02.612]	" shān rén zhū gě liàng, děng hòu yì dé zhāng"
[28:05.094]	mǎ: jiù zhè liǎng jù a, zǎo wǒ jiù huì!
[28:06.609]	wáng: zǎo huì gàn má bù shuō ne?
[28:08.046]	mǎ: jiù shì bù zhī dào zhè liǎng jù shén me shí hòu shuō
[28:10.266]	wáng: jiù zhè shí hòu shuō!
[28:11.624]	mǎ: jiù zhè zhōng diǎn ér shuō a?
[28:12.460]	wáng: āi
[28:12.983]	mǎ: hǎo lei!" shān rén zhū gě liàng, děng hòu yì dé zhāng"
[28:16.457]	wáng:" zǒu wa!!!"
[28:18.129]	mǎ: āi yā! zěn me zhāo?! zěn me zhāo?! shén me shì ér?
[28:23.641]	wáng: zhāng fēi lái le!
[28:24.999]	mǎ: zhāng fēi lái le? wǒ zěn me bàn?
[28:27.011]	wǒ duǒ duǒ, wǒ gěi tā gè bú jiàn miàn?
[28:30.224]	wáng: nǐ shén me bú jiàn miàn a, nǐ bié dòng, nǐ dǎ jiā huo
[28:33.358]	mǎ: nǐ hǎn de shén me?
[28:34.116]	wáng:" zǒu wa!"
[28:35.344]	nǐ bié dòng, nǐ dǎ jiā huo, wǒ shàng chǎng
[28:38.034]	mǎ: hǎo, zài lái
[28:41.195]	" shān rén zhū gě liàng, děng hòu yì dé zhāng"
[28:43.389]	wáng:" zǒu wa!!!"
[28:44.486]	mǎ:" tái! tái! tái! dā dā dā dā tái!......"
[28:49.580]	wáng: hǎo, zhāng fēi tā mèi mei shàng lái le!
[28:52.166]	wǒ shuō nǐ zěn me le?
[28:53.368]	mǎ: nǐ bù shuō dǎ jiā huo ma?
[28:54.126]	wáng: dà huā liǎn shàng chǎng dǎ xiǎo luó ér a?
[28:56.085]	mǎ: dǎ shén me jiā huo?
[28:56.868]	wáng: dǎ kuài jiā huo
[28:58.305]	mǎ: shén me jiào kuài jiā huo?
[28:59.089]	wáng:" qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng......!"
[29:00.604]	mǎ:" shān rén zhū gě liàng, děng hòu yì dé zhāng"
[29:02.668]	wáng:" zǒu wa!!!"
[29:03.556]	mǎ:" qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng......!
[29:05.306]	qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng......!"
[29:07.657]	chàng a!
[29:08.127]	" qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng......!"
[29:09.172]	āi yā kuài chàng a...... āi yā kuài diǎn r chàng a......
[29:13.456]	" qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng......!"
[29:14.214]	wáng: hǎo me wǒ zhè ér xǐ zǎo lái le?!
[29:17.296]	mǎ: rén jiā dōu méi qì ér le nǐ zěn me hái bù chàng a?!
[29:19.752]	wáng: nǐ qiāng qiāng qǐ lái méi wán wǒ zěn me chàng a?!
[29:22.704]	mǎ: wǒ yīng dāng dǎ duō shǎo xià?
[29:24.297]	wáng: dǎ duō shǎo xià? zhè bù lùn xià ér
[29:25.943]	mǎ: zěn me dǎ fǎ?
[29:26.909]	wáng: wǒ yī hǎn" zǒu wa"
[29:28.607]	mǎ:" zǒu wa"
[29:29.182]	wáng: sì jī tóu shàng chǎng
[29:30.566]	" qiāng qiāng bēng dēng qiāng!"
[29:32.395]	mǎ:" qiāng qiāng bēng dēng qiāng!"
[29:33.257]	wáng: āi
[29:33.806]	mǎ: hái zěn me zhāo?
[29:34.511]	wáng: gǎi jí jí fēng
[29:35.347]	mǎ: jí jí fēng shì shén me nǐ shuō?
[29:36.757]	wáng:" qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng......!"
[29:38.638]	dào tái kǒu yǒu gè" bēng dēng cāng!"
[29:39.997]	mǎ: dào zhè ér " bēng dēng cāng!"?
[29:41.303]	wáng: āi
[29:41.930]	mǎ:" bēng dēng cāng!" wán le ne?
[29:42.713]	wáng: yǒu gè" wa ya......!"
[29:43.549]	mǎ:" wa yā yā yā yā ya!"
[29:44.490]	rán hòu gāi shén me
[29:44.934]	wáng: wán le, gǎi niǔ zǐ
[29:46.292]	mǎ: niǔ zǐ shì shén me?
[29:47.102]	wáng:" táng lāng qī lái tái......"
[29:48.695]	mǎ: wán le ne?
[29:49.793]	wáng: wǒ hǎo chàng a
[29:51.647]	mǎ: ó wǒ jiù chàng la?
[29:52.483]	wáng: nǐ chàng gàn shén me ya? wǒ chàng!
[29:53.998]	mǎ: nǐ jiù chàng le!......
[29:55.069]	" shān rén zhū gě liàng, děng hòu yì dé zhāng!"
[29:58.622]	wáng:" zǒu wa!!!"
[29:59.615]	mǎ:" qiāng qiāng, kàng qī qiāng!
[30:01.678]	qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng qiāng......! bēng dēng cāng!"
[30:05.048]	" wa ya......"
[30:06.694]	wáng: wǒ wa ya!
[30:08.287]	mǎ: shuí wa ya?
[30:09.175]	wáng: wǒ wa!
[30:10.168]	mǎ: zhè diǎn ér méi shuō míng bái, nǐ wa! wa ya! wa ya!
[30:14.635]	wáng: wǒ yě wa bù chū lái le!
[30:15.889]	mǎ:" táng lāng qī lái tái! táng lāng qī lái tái táng!"
[30:18.344]	wáng:" xīn zhōng nǎo hèn zhū gě liàng!"
[30:19.781]	mǎ:" cāng!"
[30:20.722]	wáng:" lì bī wǒ dà gē qù guò jiāng!"
[30:23.203]	mǎ:" cāng!"
[30:23.752]	wáng:" nù qì bù xī"
[30:25.162]	mǎ:" bēng dēng cāng"
[30:25.998]	wáng:" bǎo zhàng chuǎng a!"
[30:30.178]	mǎ:" táng lāng qī lái tái! táng lāng qī lái tái táng!"
[30:33.757]	wáng:" yā yā dāi..."
[30:34.958]	āi yō, yǎo wǒ?! zěn me hái dài yǎo rén de ya?!
[30:37.910]	" kuài kuài hái wǒ dà xiōng wáng!"
[30:41.907]	" kě nǎo a! kě nǎo!"......
[30:57.136]	yào sǐ a shì zěn me zhāo?
[31:00.558]	mǎ: nǐ cái yào sǐ ne?
[31:01.316]	wáng: shuō huà ya!
[31:02.962]	mǎ:" sòng zhǔ gōng!"
[31:04.033]	wáng: sòng zhǔ gōng a?! zhè shì zhāng fēi!
[31:08.108]	mǎ:" sòng zhāng fēi!"
[31:09.153]	wáng: sòng zhāng fēi, hái jiē lǐ kuí ne!
[31:11.033]	mǎ: dào dǐ shì zhāng fēi hái shì lǐ kuí ya? shén me cí ér a?
[31:13.828]	wáng: " sān jiāng jūn jìn dé zhàng lái nù qì bù xī wéi zhe shuí lái?"
[31:18.478]	mǎ: jiù zhè jù ya? zǎo wǒ jiù huì!
[31:19.784]	wáng: zǎo huì wèi shí me bù shuō?
[31:22.266]	mǎ: huì jiù bù zhī dào zhè liǎng jù gē nǎ ér?
[31:24.199]	wáng: jiù zài zhè ér shuō
[31:25.296]	mǎ: jiù zhè ér shuō a?
[31:26.628]	wǒ yào zhī dào nǐ zhè yàng wǒ gēn nǐ chàng cái suàn guài le ne!
[31:28.980]	wáng: duì le!!!
[31:29.868]	mǎ: kuài, zài nǎo yī huí
[31:30.886]	wáng:" kě nǎo a! kě nǎo!"
[31:33.655]	mǎ:" a sān jiāng jūn jìn dé zhàng lái nù qì bù xī wéi zhe shuí lái?"
[31:40.369]	wáng:" āi xiān shēng a!"
[31:41.675]	mǎ: āi yā! zěn me huí shì ér?!
[31:43.765]	wáng:" wǒ jiù wèi nǐ lái!"
[31:45.149]	mǎ: nǐ wèi wǒ lái? wǒ bù rě nǐ ya!
[31:47.944]	wáng: qù nǐ de ba!

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