| [00:05.48] | MAN 1 |
| [00:05.87] | It was all going okay |
| [00:10.20] | But now you don't know what to say |
| [00:15.42] | 'Cause you thought that you were being clever |
| [00:19.69] | But you came off just as dumb as ever |
| [00:23.44] | WOMAN 1 |
| [00:25.72] | You should just run for the door |
| [00:30.92] | You've played out this scene before |
| [00:34.56] | And you're stuck in a slew of hems and haws |
| [00:41.62] | BOTH |
| [00:41.89] | It's so awkward |
| [00:43.85] | This awkward pause |
| [00:53.22] | MEN, WOMEN AND WAITER |
| [00:54.72] | Would gladly eat a plate of glass |
| [00:59.43] | If it would make this moment pass |
| [01:03.72] | Would rather skydive with no parachute |
| [01:07.93] | Man 1 |
| [01:08.24] | Get caught solicitinga ********** |
| [01:12.69] | WOMEN, MAN 2 AND WAITER |
| [01:13.84] | Better to bump into an ex |
| [01:15.98] | MAN 1 |
| [01:16.00] | Or crash your car into a tree |
| [01:18.12] | WOMEN, MAN 2 AND WAITER |
| [01:18.38] | See your parents having sex |
| [01:20.30] | MAN 1 |
| [01:20.43] | Or catch a mild STD |
| [01:22.65] | MEN, WOMEN & WAITER |
| [01:22.86] | Things that normally are paralyzing |
| [01:27.2] | Compared to this, they all seem appetizing |
| [01:31.61] | 'Cause you're stuck in the agonizing claws of the awkward |
| [01:40.80] | The awkward pause |
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