| [00:11.97] | A tag monkey is the guy that you see in places |
| [00:15.08] | That sell women's clothing and he looks so helpless |
| [00:18.43] | His expression is the one of the faceless |
| [00:21.09] | Character in Ghibli, solo like no siblings |
| [00:24.55] | Why the long mug, staring at his mobile |
| [00:27.05] | Might as well have a bumper sticker on the forehead that read |
| [00:30.35] | Rather be living than living the dead |
| [00:32.96] | His spirit is so low like he drank some lead |
| [00:35.77] | Then his girlfriend comes out of the dressing room, hi |
| [00:38.76] | He has to run up and smile and give a comment or two |
| [00:41.67] | You don't look fat, maybe it's just small on you |
| [00:44.88] | I'll go get another size, you can wait here boo |
| [00:47.68] | Who is this guy you can't look him in the eye |
| [00:50.89] | 'Cause tag monkeys don't mix, Catcher in the Rye |
| [00:53.89] | Divide, keep 'em separated or they go wild |
| [00:57.15] | Walking down the mall, you can identify a |
| [00:59.80] | Tag monkey, tag monkey, a tag monkey, tag monkey |
| [01:11.81] | Forever 21, Top Shop, H&M, and Zara, the main culprits of a tag monkey saga |
| [01:17.72] | The usual suspects Victoria's Secrets, other cosmetic stores, Sephora and Kiel's |
| [01:23.82] | Pop music overload, every hit a house mix, |
| [01:27.28] | you swear you could smack the DJ with a sound FX |
| [01:30.17] | ****** stores like urban outfitters get a metro pass, |
| [01:33.87] | never mind the overpriced stuff |
| [01:35.53] | Bed Bath and Beyond, well that's a borderline |
| [01:38.58] | If you're shopping for sheets, then you're knocking the boots |
| [01:41.63] | Otherwise you couldn't care less hanging at a Goodwill or flea market |
| [01:45.72] | Salvation Army rack, probably get the red tag polyester, |
| [01:49.37] | Expendables, Sylvester Sly investor |
| [01:53.12] | If you get your girl to leave home to come to Home Depot |
| [01:56.40] | Bet you can't get her to dance the aisles to to beat though, she's not your |
| [01:59.79] | Tag monkey, tag monkey.You're a tag monkey, tag monkey |
| [02:11.92] | We've all been there, once innocent and pure, |
| [02:15.08] | thinking a date picking clothes would be |
| [02:16.73] | Fun to endure and wouldn't bruise the ego, |
| [02:19.28] | then one day you catch yourself dreaming about |
| [02:21.63] | Heinekens while staring at the mannequins |
| [02:24.32] | Your inner man panicking that's why you're mad at them |
| [02:27.08] | Old Spice, dos equis macho men wouldn't be caught |
| [02:30.43] | Carrying a handful of random things |
| [02:32.64] | Staring at the ceiling fan like you just hit the snooze button, damn |
| [02:36.40] | Swallow a yawn, the game is on |
| [02:38.55] | Queen to pawn an episode of Breaking Dawn |
| [02:41.50] | She can't choose now it's the shoes |
| [02:43.80] | A freaking zoo win or lose paying dues |
| [02:47.21] | Salute the... |
| [02:47.97] | Tag monkey, tag monkey, a tag monkey, tag monkey |
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