| 主持人: | |
| 两位在彼此的眼里认为对方的缺点是什么 | |
| 小佳: | |
| 这个 | |
| 主持人: | |
| 这人都有缺点啊 | |
| 对吧 你就实话实说呗 | |
| 小佳: | |
| 他吧 | |
| 就是平时这人嘴特损 | |
| 嗯 说话得理不饶人 | |
| 小刚: | |
| 没有吧 | |
| 主持人: | |
| 我给你说做文字工作真的有这个毛病 | |
| 我也发现了 | |
| 小佳: | |
| 没错 | |
| 主持人: | |
| 嗯 还有什么其它的 | |
| 小佳: | |
| 不浪漫 | |
| 没情趣 | |
| 最重要得是他爱记小帐 | |
| 尤其到现在越来越明显 | |
| 小刚: | |
| 这个我得解释一下 | |
| 她说我尖酸刻薄 | |
| 是因为她整天的跟我絮絮叨叨 胡搅蛮缠 | |
| 她说我爱记小帐 | |
| 因为这过日子嘛 | |
| 它不是谈恋爱 我们也不能每天十八岁 | |
| 小佳: | |
| 你能少说两句吗 | |
| 小刚: | |
| 你少说了吗 | |
| 小佳: | |
| 你看你现在 你像个男人吗 | |
| 经纪人: | |
| 导演 能把这个镜头剪掉吗 | |
| 导演: | |
| 剪掉 为啥子 | |
| 经纪人: | |
| 它 太··· | |
| 导演: | |
| 这一段绝对是亮点 | |
| 你不要看他们表面上是拌嘴 | |
| 但流露出的是甜蜜更是幸福 |
| zhu chi ren: | |
| liang wei zai bi ci de yan li ren wei dui fang de que dian shi shen me | |
| xiao jia: | |
| zhe ge | |
| zhu chi ren: | |
| zhe ren dou you que dian a | |
| dui ba ni jiu shi hua shi shuo bei | |
| xiao jia: | |
| ta ba | |
| jiu shi ping shi zhe ren zui te sun | |
| shuo hua de li bu rao ren | |
| xiao gang: | |
| mei you ba | |
| zhu chi ren: | |
| wo gei ni shuo zuo wen zi gong zuo zhen de you zhe ge mao bing | |
| wo ye fa xian le | |
| xiao jia: | |
| mei cuo | |
| zhu chi ren: | |
| hai you shen me qi ta de | |
| xiao jia: | |
| bu lang man | |
| mei qing qu | |
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| you qi dao xian zai yue lai yue ming xian | |
| xiao gang: | |
| zhe ge wo de jie shi yi xia | |
| ta shuo wo jian suan ke bo | |
| shi yin wei ta zheng tian de gen wo xu xu dao dao hu jiao man chan | |
| ta shuo wo ai ji xiao zhang | |
| yin wei zhe guo ri zi ma | |
| ta bu shi tan lian ai wo men ye bu neng mei tian shi ba sui | |
| xiao jia: | |
| ni neng shao shuo liang ju ma | |
| xiao gang: | |
| ni shao shuo le ma | |
| xiao jia: | |
| ni kan ni xian zai ni xiang ge nan ren ma | |
| jing ji ren: | |
| dao yan neng ba zhe ge jing tou jian diao ma | |
| dao yan: | |
| jian diao wei sha zi | |
| jing ji ren: | |
| ta tai | |
| dao yan: | |
| zhe yi duan jue dui shi liang dian | |
| ni bu yao kan ta men biao mian shang shi ban zui | |
| dan liu lou chu de shi tian mi geng shi xing fu |
| zhǔ chí rén: | |
| liǎng wèi zài bǐ cǐ de yǎn lǐ rèn wéi duì fāng de quē diǎn shì shén me | |
| xiǎo jiā: | |
| zhè gè | |
| zhǔ chí rén: | |
| zhè rén dōu yǒu quē diǎn a | |
| duì ba nǐ jiù shí huà shí shuō bei | |
| xiǎo jiā: | |
| tā ba | |
| jiù shì píng shí zhè rén zuǐ tè sǔn | |
| shuō huà de lǐ bù ráo rén | |
| xiǎo gāng: | |
| méi yǒu ba | |
| zhǔ chí rén: | |
| wǒ gěi nǐ shuō zuò wén zì gōng zuò zhēn de yǒu zhè gè máo bìng | |
| wǒ yě fā xiàn le | |
| xiǎo jiā: | |
| méi cuò | |
| zhǔ chí rén: | |
| hái yǒu shén me qí tā de | |
| xiǎo jiā: | |
| bù làng màn | |
| méi qíng qù | |
| zuì zhòng yào de shì tā ài jì xiǎo zhàng | |
| yóu qí dào xiàn zài yuè lái yuè míng xiǎn | |
| xiǎo gāng: | |
| zhè gè wǒ dé jiě shì yī xià | |
| tā shuō wǒ jiān suān kè bó | |
| shì yīn wèi tā zhěng tiān de gēn wǒ xù xù dáo dāo hú jiǎo mán chán | |
| tā shuō wǒ ài jì xiǎo zhàng | |
| yīn wèi zhè guò rì zi ma | |
| tā bú shì tán liàn ài wǒ men yě bù néng měi tiān shí bā suì | |
| xiǎo jiā: | |
| nǐ néng shǎo shuō liǎng jù ma | |
| xiǎo gāng: | |
| nǐ shǎo shuō le ma | |
| xiǎo jiā: | |
| nǐ kàn nǐ xiàn zài nǐ xiàng gè nán rén ma | |
| jīng jì rén: | |
| dǎo yǎn néng bǎ zhè gè jìng tóu jiǎn diào ma | |
| dǎo yǎn: | |
| jiǎn diào wèi shà zi | |
| jīng jì rén: | |
| tā tài | |
| dǎo yǎn: | |
| zhè yī duàn jué duì shì liàng diǎn | |
| nǐ bú yào kàn tā men biǎo miàn shàng shì bàn zuǐ | |
| dàn liú lòu chū de shì tián mì gèng shì xìng fú |