| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : DP |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 林, 夕 |
| [00:47.05] | 大智大勇大茶饭 |
| [00:54.24] | 麻雀食脑赢大班 |
| [01:01.30] | 显你牌品 考你章法 |
| [01:08.32] | 副牌有几烂 有打未怕难 |
| [01:12.20] | 廿四圈也未残 甚养颜 |
| [01:19.25] | 食不出四喜 有得玩都发 |
| [01:26.48] | 利剑如红中 面相如白板 |
| [03:06.76][01:35.35] | 神清气定脑筋急转弯 |
| [03:11.62][01:40.36] | 叫清一色四万 若有咁桥咁唵 |
| [03:18.36][01:46.94] | 摸 点知摸正系最险章个只大肚腩 |
| [03:26.02][01:54.66] | 既是男儿当食南 |
| [03:35.48][02:03.97] | 其实有铺混一色都好叹 食不惯 |
| [03:42.60][02:11.08] | 就当搏反弹 就单吊住南 |
| [03:49.76][02:18.20] | 手风差要守 手风好再争 败了赢在玩 |
| [04:00.42][02:29.14] | 弱家不要贪 旺家胆搏胆 |
| [04:07.54][02:36.26] | 大胜无限番! |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : DP |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : lin, xi |
| [00:47.05] | da zhi da yong da cha fan |
| [00:54.24] | ma que shi nao ying da ban |
| [01:01.30] | xian ni pai pin kao ni zhang fa |
| [01:08.32] | fu pai you ji lan you da wei pa nan |
| [01:12.20] | nian si quan ye wei can shen yang yan |
| [01:19.25] | shi bu chu si xi you de wan dou fa |
| [01:26.48] | li jian ru hong zhong mian xiang ru bai ban |
| [03:06.76][01:35.35] | shen qing qi ding nao jin ji zhuan wan |
| [03:11.62][01:40.36] | jiao qing yi se si wan ruo you han qiao han an |
| [03:18.36][01:46.94] | mo dian zhi mo zheng xi zui xian zhang ge zhi da du nan |
| [03:26.02][01:54.66] | ji shi nan er dang shi nan |
| [03:35.48][02:03.97] | qi shi you pu hun yi se dou hao tan shi bu guan |
| [03:42.60][02:11.08] | jiu dang bo fan dan jiu dan diao zhu nan |
| [03:49.76][02:18.20] | shou feng cha yao shou shou feng hao zai zheng bai le ying zai wan |
| [04:00.42][02:29.14] | ruo jia bu yao tan wang jia dan bo dan |
| [04:07.54][02:36.26] | da sheng wu xian fan! |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : DP |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : lín, xī |
| [00:47.05] | dà zhì dà yǒng dà chá fàn |
| [00:54.24] | má què shí nǎo yíng dà bān |
| [01:01.30] | xiǎn nǐ pái pǐn kǎo nǐ zhāng fǎ |
| [01:08.32] | fù pái yǒu jǐ làn yǒu dǎ wèi pà nán |
| [01:12.20] | niàn sì quān yě wèi cán shén yǎng yán |
| [01:19.25] | shí bù chū sì xǐ yǒu de wán dōu fā |
| [01:26.48] | lì jiàn rú hóng zhōng miàn xiàng rú bái bǎn |
| [03:06.76][01:35.35] | shén qīng qì dìng nǎo jīn jí zhuǎn wān |
| [03:11.62][01:40.36] | jiào qīng yī sè sì wàn ruò yǒu hán qiáo hán ǎn |
| [03:18.36][01:46.94] | mō diǎn zhī mō zhèng xì zuì xiǎn zhāng gè zhǐ dà dù nǎn |
| [03:26.02][01:54.66] | jì shì nán ér dāng shí nán |
| [03:35.48][02:03.97] | qí shí yǒu pù hùn yī sè dōu hǎo tàn shí bù guàn |
| [03:42.60][02:11.08] | jiù dāng bó fǎn dàn jiù dān diào zhù nán |
| [03:49.76][02:18.20] | shǒu fēng chà yào shǒu shǒu fēng hǎo zài zhēng bài le yíng zài wán |
| [04:00.42][02:29.14] | ruò jiā bú yào tān wàng jiā dǎn bó dǎn |
| [04:07.54][02:36.26] | dà shèng wú xiàn fān! |