| [00:13.010] | 我到肯德基总是要麦辣鸡腿堡 |
| [00:15.600] | 他们俩的区别我总是分不好 |
| [00:18.080] | 我觉得肯德基比麦当劳的薯条好 |
| [00:20.810] | 我怀疑麦当劳耍鸡贼油放得少 |
| [00:23.840] | 我穿着背心裤衩 吃老北京鸡肉卷 |
| [00:26.670] | 他们有烤翅可是怎么没烤串 |
| [00:29.350] | 我吃不着烤馒头只能吃烤玉米 |
| [00:31.880] | 我喝不着啤酒只能喝七喜 |
| [00:34.680] | 我不要芙蓉汤我想要麻辣烫 |
| [00:37.380] | 服务员说肯德基没有外挂大排档 |
| [00:40.040] | 我嘴在北京心在新奥尔良 |
| [00:43.200] | 经常吃鸡肉补阳身强体壮 |
| [00:45.980] | 我一包小薯条要5包番茄酱 |
| [00:48.720] | 我hipa我不怕吃高脂肪高热量 |
| [00:51.360] | 不像有些人嘴馋还怕自己发胖 |
| [00:54.280] | 当了猪八戒还想立牌坊 |
| [00:57.040] | 肯德基的老板和鸡块都叫上校 |
| [00:59.800] | 油条卖2块怎么不卖豆腐脑 |
| [01:02.670] | 白烙饼夹牛肉还做成5个角 |
| [01:05.240] | 就算你做成10个角我也吃不饱 |
| [01:08.250] | 有了麦当劳,生活好滋味 |
| [01:10.850] | 更多选择更多欢笑就在肯德基 |
| [01:13.630] | 有了麦当劳,生活好滋味 |
| [01:16.360] | 更多选择更多欢笑就在肯德基 |
| [01:19.170] | 有了麦当劳,生活好滋味 |
| [01:21.950] | 更多选择更多欢笑就在肯德基 |
| [01:24.660] | 有了麦当劳,生活好滋味 |
| [01:27.390] | 更多选择更多欢笑就在肯德基 |
| [01:30.170] | 肯德基和麦当劳热心社会公益 |
| [01:32.910] | 一半人上那吃饭一半人上那拉屎 |
| [01:36.500] | 尿急的时候看到他们就像遇到天使 |
| [01:39.720] | 不用花钱不用带手纸 |
| [01:41.750] | 我经常和姑娘两杯可乐在那约会 |
| [01:44.520] | 十块钱以内 超值消费 |
| [01:47.230] | 夏天有空调 冬天有暖气 |
| [01:50.010] | 我跟那坐一天 嘿 他们也没脾气 |
| [01:52.780] | 麦当劳24小时但不是开夜店 |
| [01:55.550] | 客人有白领也有流浪汉 |
| [01:58.000] | 有了麦当劳乞丐不再睡街道 |
| [02:01.050] | 寂寞的夜里不再他妈被狗咬 |
| [02:03.880] | 肯德基的鸡听说有四条腿 |
| [02:06.590] | 到现在也没看见那鸡往街上跑 |
| [02:09.390] | 有了麦当劳,生活更美好 |
| [02:12.080] | 我不再吃烧饼加蛋升级吃汉堡 |
| [02:14.960] | 有了麦当劳,生活好滋味 |
| [02:17.680] | 更多选择更多欢笑就在肯德基 |
| [02:20.470] | 有了麦当劳,生活好滋味 |
| [02:23.170] | 更多选择更多欢笑就在肯德基 |
| [02:25.910] | 有了麦当劳,生活好滋味 |
| [02:28.710] | 更多选择更多欢笑就在肯德基 |
| [02:31.420] | 有了麦当劳,生活好滋味 |
| [02:34.170] | 更多选择更多欢笑就在肯德基 |
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| [02:58.200] | 报菜名:香辣鸡腿堡 劲脆鸡腿堡 |
| [03:01.790] | 田园鸡汉堡 新奥尔良烤鸡腿堡 |
| [03:04.560] | 深海鳕鱼堡 墨西哥鸡肉卷 |
| [03:07.300] | 老北京鸡肉卷和上校块 |
| [03:10.040] | 香辣鸡翅 新奥尔良烤翅 |
| [03:12.600] | 薯条大中小外带劲爆鸡米花 |
| [03:15.600] | 脆皮甜筒 菠萝新地 香草新地 |
| [03:18.400] | 草莓圣代外加巧克力 |
| [03:20.940] | 葡式蛋挞 香甜粟米棒 |
| [03:23.580] | 芙蓉鲜蔬汤 四季鲜蔬 玉米沙拉 |
| [03:26.510] | 胡萝卜餐包 鸡汁土豆泥 |
| [03:29.160] | 可乐 雪碧 牛奶 咖啡 七喜 美年达 |
| [03:31.840] | 巨无霸套餐 麦香鱼套餐 |
| [03:34.550] | 麦香鸡套餐 麦乐鸡套餐 |
| [03:37.310] | 麦辣鸡腿套餐 麦辣鸡翅套餐 |
| [03:40.060] | 麦香猪柳蛋套餐 开心乐园餐 |
| [03:42.960] | 外送小玩具 |
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| [00:54.280] | dang le zhu ba jie hai xiang li pai fang |
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| [01:30.170] | ken de ji he mai dang lao re xin she hui gong yi |
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| [02:58.200] | bao cai ming: xiang la ji tui bao jin cui ji tui bao |
| [03:01.790] | tian yuan ji han bao xin ao er liang kao ji tui bao |
| [03:04.560] | shen hai xue yu bao mo xi ge ji rou juan |
| [03:07.300] | lao bei jing ji rou juan he shang xiao kuai |
| [03:10.040] | xiang la ji chi xin ao er liang kao chi |
| [03:12.600] | shu tiao da zhong xiao wai dai jin bao ji mi hua |
| [03:15.600] | cui pi tian tong bo luo xin di xiang cao xin di |
| [03:18.400] | cao mei sheng dai wai jia qiao ke li |
| [03:20.940] | pu shi dan ta xiang tian su mi bang |
| [03:23.580] | fu rong xian shu tang si ji xian shu yu mi sha la |
| [03:26.510] | hu luo bo can bao ji zhi tu dou ni |
| [03:29.160] | ke le xue bi niu nai ka fei qi xi mei nian da |
| [03:31.840] | ju wu ba tao can mai xiang yu tao can |
| [03:34.550] | mai xiang ji tao can mai le ji tao can |
| [03:37.310] | mai la ji tui tao can mai la ji chi tao can |
| [03:40.060] | mai xiang zhu liu dan tao can kai xin le yuan can |
| [03:42.960] | wai song xiao wan ju |
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| [00:13.010] | wǒ dào kěn dé jī zǒng shì yào mài là jī tuǐ bǎo |
| [00:15.600] | tā men liǎ de qū bié wǒ zǒng shì fēn bù hǎo |
| [00:18.080] | wǒ jué de kěn dé jī bǐ mài dāng láo de shǔ tiáo hǎo |
| [00:20.810] | wǒ huái yí mài dāng láo shuǎ jī zéi yóu fàng dé shǎo |
| [00:23.840] | wǒ chuān zhe bèi xīn kù chǎ chī lǎo běi jīng jī ròu juǎn |
| [00:26.670] | tā men yǒu kǎo chì kě shì zěn me méi kǎo chuàn |
| [00:29.350] | wǒ chī bù zháo kǎo mán tou zhǐ néng chī kǎo yù mǐ |
| [00:31.880] | wǒ hē bù zháo pí jiǔ zhǐ néng hē qī xǐ |
| [00:34.680] | wǒ bú yào fú róng tāng wǒ xiǎng yào má là tàng |
| [00:37.380] | fú wù yuán shuō kěn dé jī méi yǒu wài guà dà pái dàng |
| [00:40.040] | wǒ zuǐ zài běi jīng xīn zài xīn ào ěr liáng |
| [00:43.200] | jīng cháng chī jī ròu bǔ yáng shēn qiáng tǐ zhuàng |
| [00:45.980] | wǒ yī bāo xiǎo shǔ tiáo yào 5 bāo fān qié jiàng |
| [00:48.720] | wǒ hipa wǒ bù pà chī gāo zhī fáng gāo rè liàng |
| [00:51.360] | bù xiàng yǒu xiē rén zuǐ chán hái pà zì jǐ fā pàng |
| [00:54.280] | dāng le zhū bā jiè hái xiǎng lì pái fāng |
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| [00:59.800] | yóu tiáo mài 2 kuài zěn me bù mài dòu fǔ nǎo |
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| [01:10.850] | gèng duō xuǎn zé gèng duō huān xiào jiù zài kěn dé jī |
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| [01:44.520] | shí kuài qián yǐ nèi chāo zhí xiāo fèi |
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| [01:52.780] | mài dāng láo 24 xiǎo shí dàn bú shì kāi yè diàn |
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| [02:01.050] | jì mò de yè lǐ bù zài tā mā bèi gǒu yǎo |
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| [03:01.790] | tián yuán jī hàn bǎo xīn ào ěr liáng kǎo jī tuǐ bǎo |
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