屎王
shi wang Lyrics
| Song | 屎王 |
| Artist | 蛋堡 |
| Album | 你所不知道的杜振熙之内部整修 |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 杜振熙 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 杜振熙 |
| [00:08.15] | 上朝 |
| [00:10.00] | |
| [00:19.06] | 當個屎王 絕對不容易 |
| [00:21.07] | 腸胃不好就可以 我不同意 |
| [00:23.35] | 當上屎王 也不值得恭喜 |
| [00:26.29] | 但會這樣叫你的 都是你homie |
| [00:27.00] | |
| [00:29.98] | 這一路不好走 |
| [00:31.07] | 白手起家 他的職業是顧馬桶 |
| [00:33.47] | 家裡務農 不是富豪種 |
| [00:35.89] | 他是種芋頭 上課常舉手 |
| [00:36.00] | |
| [00:38.70] | 從小被同學笑 |
| [00:40.04] | 這個稱號從小被同學叫 |
| [00:42.08] | 讓他坐旁邊 沒有同學要 |
| [00:44.48] | 曾讓他鎖房間 不想去學校 |
| [00:45.00] | |
| [00:47.01] | 敏感的體質 身體沒打好底子 |
| [00:50.10] | 口袋一定有包衛生紙 |
| [00:51.81] | 因為除了曾烙賽在褲底外 |
| [00:54.11] | 每一次 他一烙就是一禮拜 |
| [00:55.00][01:12.00][02:12.00][02:46.00][03:09.00] | |
| [03:09.31][02:50.25][01:53.78][00:57.40] | 他精通拉屎的功夫 他肚子很少是空腹 |
| [03:13.76][02:54.91][01:58.46][01:01.70] | 經歷過很多的痛苦 就是沒遇過 便秘 |
| [03:18.46][02:59.62][02:03.19][01:06.81] | 拉肚子最久的紀錄 擦屁股最好的技術 |
| [03:23.19][03:04.33][02:07.92][01:11.55] | 終於走到這個地步 參見大王 |
| [01:12.00] | |
| [01:15.93] | 漸漸地 他摸透拉屎的訣竅 |
| [01:18.60] | 現在他拉屎不只在學校 |
| [01:20.83] | 褲子很垮 不是裝滿了肥料 |
| [01:22.97] | 在舞廳 Nah 現在沒那麼...雖小 |
| [01:23.00] | |
| [01:25.92] | 他現在四處出征 |
| [01:27.87] | 外表斯文卻是奪命書生 |
| [01:30.07] | 24/7 白天到晚上 |
| [01:32.35] | 哪裏有感覺 哪裏就是他的戰場 |
| [01:34.85] | 捷運站裏 百貨公司電梯旁 星巴克 誠品 大計畫唱片行 |
| [01:39.08] | 他能應付各種情況 都不覺得驚慌 |
| [01:41.44] | 處變不驚 就像歌手唱現場 |
| [01:44.37] | 所以他不帶部下 儘管他滑倒是沒有人護駕 |
| [01:48.59] | 最喜歡當然在自己的住家 |
| [01:50.92] | 但也曾經 大在公園的樹下 |
| [01:52.00] | |
| [02:31.35] | 屎王上朝 你不能篡位 |
| [02:33.59] | 他會懲罰你用他的臭味 |
| [02:36.15] | 屎王的尊嚴很高貴 不讓屁股噴到馬桶水 |
| [02:40.86] | 屎王也很 hip hop 門一關上就開始玩 beat box |
| [02:45.07] | 聽過的人都說超級酷 但他不公開演出他說這是腹語術 |
| [03:27.00] | |
| [03:28.22] | 平身 |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : du zhen xi |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : du zhen xi |
| [00:08.15] | shang chao |
| [00:10.00] | |
| [00:19.06] | dang ge shi wang jue dui bu rong yi |
| [00:21.07] | chang wei bu hao jiu ke yi wo bu tong yi |
| [00:23.35] | dang shang shi wang ye bu zhi de gong xi |
| [00:26.29] | dan hui zhe yang jiao ni de dou shi ni homie |
| [00:27.00] | |
| [00:29.98] | zhe yi lu bu hao zou |
| [00:31.07] | bai shou qi jia ta de zhi ye shi gu ma tong |
| [00:33.47] | jia li wu nong bu shi fu hao zhong |
| [00:35.89] | ta shi zhong yu tou shang ke chang ju shou |
| [00:36.00] | |
| [00:38.70] | cong xiao bei tong xue xiao |
| [00:40.04] | zhe ge cheng hao cong xiao bei tong xue jiao |
| [00:42.08] | rang ta zuo pang bian mei you tong xue yao |
| [00:44.48] | ceng rang ta suo fang jian bu xiang qu xue xiao |
| [00:45.00] | |
| [00:47.01] | min gan de ti zhi shen ti mei da hao di zi |
| [00:50.10] | kou dai yi ding you bao wei sheng zhi |
| [00:51.81] | yin wei chu le ceng lao sai zai ku di wai |
| [00:54.11] | mei yi ci ta yi lao jiu shi yi li bai |
| [00:55.00][01:12.00][02:12.00][02:46.00][03:09.00] | |
| [03:09.31][02:50.25][01:53.78][00:57.40] | ta jing tong la shi de gong fu ta du zi hen shao shi kong fu |
| [03:13.76][02:54.91][01:58.46][01:01.70] | jing li guo hen duo de tong ku jiu shi mei yu guo bian mi |
| [03:18.46][02:59.62][02:03.19][01:06.81] | la du zi zui jiu de ji lu ca pi gu zui hao de ji shu |
| [03:23.19][03:04.33][02:07.92][01:11.55] | zhong yu zou dao zhe ge di bu can jian dai wang |
| [01:12.00] | |
| [01:15.93] | jian jian di ta mo tou la shi de jue qiao |
| [01:18.60] | xian zai ta la shi bu zhi zai xue xiao |
| [01:20.83] | ku zi hen kua bu shi zhuang man le fei liao |
| [01:22.97] | zai wu ting Nah xian zai mei na me... sui xiao |
| [01:23.00] | |
| [01:25.92] | ta xian zai si chu chu zheng |
| [01:27.87] | wai biao si wen que shi duo ming shu sheng |
| [01:30.07] | 24 7 bai tian dao wan shang |
| [01:32.35] | na li you gan jue na li jiu shi ta de zhan chang |
| [01:34.85] | jie yun zhan li bai huo gong si dian ti pang xing ba ke cheng pin da ji hua chang pian xing |
| [01:39.08] | ta neng ying fu ge zhong qing kuang dou bu jue de jing huang |
| [01:41.44] | chu bian bu jing jiu xiang ge shou chang xian chang |
| [01:44.37] | suo yi ta bu dai bu xia jin guan ta hua dao shi mei you ren hu jia |
| [01:48.59] | zui xi huan dang ran zai zi ji de zhu jia |
| [01:50.92] | dan ye zeng jing da zai gong yuan de shu xia |
| [01:52.00] | |
| [02:31.35] | shi wang shang chao ni bu neng cuan wei |
| [02:33.59] | ta hui cheng fa ni yong ta de chou wei |
| [02:36.15] | shi wang de zun yan hen gao gui bu rang pi gu pen dao ma tong shui |
| [02:40.86] | shi wang ye hen hip hop men yi guan shang jiu kai shi wan beat box |
| [02:45.07] | ting guo de ren dou shuo chao ji ku dan ta bu gong kai yan chu ta shuo zhe shi fu yu shu |
| [03:27.00] | |
| [03:28.22] | ping shen |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : dù zhèn xī |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : dù zhèn xī |
| [00:08.15] | shàng cháo |
| [00:10.00] | |
| [00:19.06] | dāng gè shǐ wáng jué duì bù róng yì |
| [00:21.07] | cháng wèi bù hǎo jiù kě yǐ wǒ bù tóng yì |
| [00:23.35] | dāng shàng shǐ wáng yě bù zhí de gōng xǐ |
| [00:26.29] | dàn huì zhè yàng jiào nǐ de dōu shì nǐ homie |
| [00:27.00] | |
| [00:29.98] | zhè yí lù bù hǎo zǒu |
| [00:31.07] | bái shǒu qǐ jiā tā de zhí yè shì gù mǎ tǒng |
| [00:33.47] | jiā lǐ wù nóng bú shì fù háo zhǒng |
| [00:35.89] | tā shì zhǒng yù tóu shàng kè cháng jǔ shǒu |
| [00:36.00] | |
| [00:38.70] | cóng xiǎo bèi tóng xué xiào |
| [00:40.04] | zhè gè chēng hào cóng xiǎo bèi tóng xué jiào |
| [00:42.08] | ràng tā zuò páng biān méi yǒu tóng xué yào |
| [00:44.48] | céng ràng tā suǒ fáng jiān bù xiǎng qù xué xiào |
| [00:45.00] | |
| [00:47.01] | mǐn gǎn de tǐ zhì shēn tǐ méi dǎ hǎo dǐ zi |
| [00:50.10] | kǒu dài yí dìng yǒu bāo wèi shēng zhǐ |
| [00:51.81] | yīn wèi chú le céng lào sài zài kù dǐ wài |
| [00:54.11] | měi yī cì tā yī lào jiù shì yī lǐ bài |
| [00:55.00][01:12.00][02:12.00][02:46.00][03:09.00] | |
| [03:09.31][02:50.25][01:53.78][00:57.40] | tā jīng tōng lā shǐ de gōng fū tā dǔ zi hěn shǎo shì kōng fù |
| [03:13.76][02:54.91][01:58.46][01:01.70] | jīng lì guò hěn duō de tòng kǔ jiù shì méi yù guò biàn mì |
| [03:18.46][02:59.62][02:03.19][01:06.81] | lā dǔ zi zuì jiǔ de jì lù cā pì gǔ zuì hǎo de jì shù |
| [03:23.19][03:04.33][02:07.92][01:11.55] | zhōng yú zǒu dào zhè gè dì bù cān jiàn dài wáng |
| [01:12.00] | |
| [01:15.93] | jiàn jiàn dì tā mō tòu lā shǐ de jué qiào |
| [01:18.60] | xiàn zài tā lā shǐ bù zhī zài xué xiào |
| [01:20.83] | kù zi hěn kuǎ bú shì zhuāng mǎn le féi liào |
| [01:22.97] | zài wǔ tīng Nah xiàn zài méi nà me... suī xiǎo |
| [01:23.00] | |
| [01:25.92] | tā xiàn zài sì chù chū zhēng |
| [01:27.87] | wài biǎo sī wén què shì duó mìng shū shēng |
| [01:30.07] | 24 7 bái tiān dào wǎn shàng |
| [01:32.35] | nǎ lǐ yǒu gǎn jué nǎ lǐ jiù shì tā de zhàn chǎng |
| [01:34.85] | jié yùn zhàn lǐ bǎi huò gōng sī diàn tī páng xīng bā kè chéng pǐn dà jì huà chàng piān xíng |
| [01:39.08] | tā néng yīng fù gè zhǒng qíng kuàng dōu bù jué dé jīng huāng |
| [01:41.44] | chù biàn bù jīng jiù xiàng gē shǒu chàng xiàn chǎng |
| [01:44.37] | suǒ yǐ tā bù dài bù xià jǐn guǎn tā huá dǎo shì méi yǒu rén hù jià |
| [01:48.59] | zuì xǐ huān dāng rán zài zì jǐ de zhù jiā |
| [01:50.92] | dàn yě zēng jīng dà zài gōng yuán de shù xià |
| [01:52.00] | |
| [02:31.35] | shǐ wáng shàng cháo nǐ bù néng cuàn wèi |
| [02:33.59] | tā huì chéng fá nǐ yòng tā de chòu wèi |
| [02:36.15] | shǐ wáng de zūn yán hěn gāo guì bù ràng pì gǔ pēn dào mǎ tǒng shuǐ |
| [02:40.86] | shǐ wáng yě hěn hip hop mén yī guān shàng jiù kāi shǐ wán beat box |
| [02:45.07] | tīng guò de rén dōu shuō chāo jí kù dàn tā bù gōng kāi yǎn chū tā shuō zhè shì fù yǔ shù |
| [03:27.00] | |
| [03:28.22] | píng shēn |
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