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[Intro] |
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{You're on the air, hello} |
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Area, Area 51 |
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{Were you an employee or are you now?} |
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Uh I, a former employee {former employee} |
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I was let go on a medical discharge about a week ago |
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Umm Dave, I don't know where to start |
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They're uh, uhh... they're gonna, um |
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They'll triangulate on this position really really soon |
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I landed in the forest in a '94 Taurus |
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Two thousand light years from my planet Lars Horris |
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Came dizzy out the craft, head spinning, legs akimbo |
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MC phoned home but couldn't get a signal |
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Lost on Earth with a broken hovercraft |
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a head full of raps, and a super rough draft |
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of a Reason 4.0 beat that I couldn't finish |
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Quit it for a minute, still in the game to win it |
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Your brother knows me, he saw me on the news |
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The FBI is sweating, the cults all say it's true |
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Before I landed in your city and I started melting faces |
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I was up on Cygnus, working on my spaceship |
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Earth is not my home but I guess I'll stay |
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I really couldn't find a Martian sublet anyway |
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Back with a ginormous space laser on my back |
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with my finger on the trigger, city setting set to flat |
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[Chorus] |
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I came to chew gum and I came to kick raps (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
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But I'm all out of gum so now Lars attacks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
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I came to smash houses and I came to rock tracks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
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Now this block's been demolished so Lars attacks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
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You don't know me from Adam, Xenu or Bender |
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E.T. or Weezy or Roger, remember |
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Just like a giant octopus I got for your esophagus |
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I've kicked it with Egyptians and I've chilled in a sarcophagus |
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Stonehenge, Roswell, the Aztecs, the Mayans |
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Crop circles, cattle mutilations, Easter Island |
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That was me (HOLLA!) But I don't regret it |
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They sold a lot of tabloids now it's out because I said it |
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Don't let it get to you, because I ate your goldfish |
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Cause I burned your house down, took your cat and sold it |
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This is hardcore alien hip-hop |
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Goin on 10 years, not about to stop |
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Watch the Milky Way collapse like a Carl Sagan nightmare |
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Stephen Hawking's texting me I'm floating like Buzz Lightyear |
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To infinity, beyond and back, bought the t-shirt |
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Got Wall-E in my rearview telling me his knees hurt |
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What?! No we didn't have sex! |
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Wall-E's a robot so we can't have sex! |
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[Chorus] |
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I came to meet Jodi and make "Contact" (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
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But SETI crashed my Mac, so Lars attacks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
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I came to rep the Bay, and kick it with The Pack (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
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But space men aren't hyphy, so Lars attacks!! (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
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[radio show nutjob] |
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Umm, okay, well what we're thinking of |
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as as aliens are, there, uhh, there extra-dimension beings |
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that an earlier precursor of the space program made contact with |
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Uhh, they they are not what they claim to be |
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Uhh, they have infiltrated a lot of uhh, uhh |
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Uh a lot of aspects of of the military establishment |
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Particularly the Area 51, uhh |
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The disasters that are coming, they, ah uhhh |
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The militar - uhh, I'm sorry |
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The government knows about them |
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And, there's a lot of safe areas in this world that |
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they could begin, moving the population to, NOW |
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[Chorus] |
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I came to chew gum and I came to kick raps (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
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But I'm all out of gum so now Lars attacks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
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I came to smash cities and I came to rock tracks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
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Godzilla's on vacation, so Lars attacks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
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[Outro: repeat 2X] |
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(LARS ATTACKS) |
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(LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
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Lars attacks, ha ha ha HAHAHAHA |
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Run for cover |