| Debbie was a lesbian yesterday | |
| Woe, oh, oh, ay, ay | |
| Fighting all the way her mother's hair to gray | |
| And the clock strikes S-E-X with the girlfriend next | |
| We can watch from our window like a sick insect | |
| I get chills through my spine when I see her in over time | |
| Debbie went to Broadway yesterday | |
| Woe, oh, oh, ay, ay | |
| Twisting every boy toys neck all day | |
| Like a pinprick right through the heart they have no chance | |
| Like a freak in a brothel wanting cheap romance | |
| She wore black round the eyes just to scare all the normal guys | |
| Debbie's changing faces everyday until she noticed me | |
| With an infectious kiss of jealousy | |
| She's making eyes at me | |
| Debbie was a lesbian yesterday | |
| Woe, oh, oh, ay, ay | |
| Changing with the times this phase won't stay | |
| And the clock strikes Y-E-S with complete distress | |
| Phoney Lovely now cause she's my sick princess | |
| I can tell she's the one | |
| I never thought depression so much fun | |
| Debbie's changing faces everyday until she noticed me | |
| With an infectious kiss of jealousy | |
| She's making eyes at me | |
| Debbie was a lesbian yesterday | |
| Woe, oh, oh, ay, ay | |
| Fighting all the way her mother's hair to gray | |
| And the clock strikes S-E-X with the girlfriend next | |
| We can watch from our window like a sick insect | |
| I get chills through my spine when I see her in over time | |
| Debbie's changing faces everyday until she noticed me | |
| With an infectious kiss of jealousy | |
| She's making eyes at me | |
| Debbie's changing faces everyday until she noticed me | |
| With an infectious kiss of jealousy | |
| She's making eyes at me |