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He's the latest superhero with powers so profound |
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He leaped a dotted line in just a single bound |
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I know you must have seen him in books and magazines |
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He's quintessential, mindless, modern, epicine |
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His life is meaningful |
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Because he gets things done |
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(Bang bang) |
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Bang bang he's dead |
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(Bang bang) |
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Chalk up another triumph for our hero |
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The automatic man |
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It's true you must have met him |
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He's your best friend and your foe |
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His opinions are determined |
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By the status quo |
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A true creature of habit |
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He smokes three packs a day |
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When he has an original thought |
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He forgets it right away |
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He's the automatic man |
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He's a paradigm of carefree living |
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He's our mentor, disturb him if you can |
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He's the answer if your peace of mind is lacking |
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He's our savior, he is the common man |
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And if you are troubled by the daily bump and grind |
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Then take a careful look around and brother you will find |
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The automatic man |
