| Song | Latch Key Kids |
| Artist | Bad Religion |
| Album | 30th Anniversary Box Set |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| In this world today there ain't nobody to thank | |
| Just blame it on the kids and toss 'em into the tank | |
| And if they yell for justice we'll hide them from the light | |
| So that when they learn the truth they won't be scared of the night | |
| One two three four | |
| Put the key in the hole when you get home from school | |
| I'll be home by eight thirty, your father will too | |
| If you cause any trouble then I don't want to see | |
| 'Cause you'll go straight to bed and you won't have no TV |