Melon Collie Lassie Lyrics
| Song | Melon Collie Lassie |
| Artist | The Residents |
| Album | Eat Exuding Oinks! Ralph Records' 1977 Radio Special |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Boys from home forget to phone | |
| And love is like a loan | |
| Depending on the bending | |
| And the mending of a moan | |
| Melon Collie Lassie knows the needs of new who come | |
| To see the Zuider Zee and then they float from one to some | |
| Forever while she washes all the clothes are never clean | |
| And if you ask her where you are it tends to make her mean |
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