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I fell in love with an alien being |
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Whose skin was jelly whose teeth were green |
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She had the big bug eyes and the death-ray glare |
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Feet like water wings purple hair |
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I was over the moon I asked her back to my place |
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Then I married the monster from outer space |
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The days were numbered the nights were spent |
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In a rent free furnished oxygen tent |
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Where a cyborg chef served up moon beams |
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Done super rapid on a laser beam |
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I needed nutrition to keep up the pace |
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When I married the monster from outer space |
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We walked out tentacle in hand |
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You could sense that the earthlings would not understand |
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They'd go, nudge nudge when we got off the bus |
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Saying it's extra-terrestrial not like us |
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And it's bad enough with another race |
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But fuck me, a monster from outer space |
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In a cybernetic fit of rage |
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She pissed off to another age |
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She lives in 1999 |
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With her new boyfriend a blob of slime |
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Each time I see her translucent face |
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I remember the monster from outer space |
