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(Italian accent makes him sound like he's swearing when he's not) |
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Onna day Imma going to Malta to bigga hotel |
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In the morning I go downa to eat breakfast, |
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I tell the waitress I want to pieces of toast, |
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She brings me only one piece, |
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I tell her I want to piece, |
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She sais: "go to the toilet", |
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I say: "you nounderstand", |
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I wanna piece on my plate, |
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she says: "you better not piss on your plate you son of a bitch", |
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I dont even know the lady and she calls me a son of a bitch |
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I don't need this shit!! |
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Later, I go to eata at the bigga restaurant, |
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the waitress brings me a spoon and a knive, |
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but no fork, |
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I tell her i wanted a fork, |
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she tella me everyone wanna fuck, |
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i tell: "you dont understand, |
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I wanna fork on my table", |
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she says: "you better not xxxx on the table you son of a bitch", |
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I dont even know the lady and she calls me a son of a bitch |
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I dont need this shit! |
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So I go back to my room in a hotel, |
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and there are no sheets on the bed, |
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call the manager and telling him I wanna a sheet, |
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he tella me go to the toilet, |
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I say: "you dont understand, |
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I wanna sheet on my bed", |
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he says: "you better not xxxx on my bed you son of a bitch", |
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I go to the checkout and the man at the desk says 'peace on you', |
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I say 'piss on you too you son of a bitch, Im going back to Italia, ariva derchi' |
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I dont need this shit! |
