| Happy days are here again. | |
| (I'm three shits to the wind!) | |
| It's so nice to wet the bed and not care. | |
| Turning matter into mush. | |
| (I'm three shits to the wind!) | |
| What's another million cells to my head? | |
| Morning's broken, so's my nose. | |
| (I'm three shits to the wind!) | |
| How did I get into my neighbor's bedroom? | |
| Why does my tongue taste like dog? | |
| (I'm three shits to the wind!) | |
| I think I'll try something stronger next time. |