| I've known him all my life, it seems so inconceivable | |
| At thirteen we shooks hands | |
| But we've been always inseparable | |
| He's cinnamon on my toast, we're so close | |
| That's not to say we haven't had our share of arguments | |
| He's so unpredictable he winks acknowledgments | |
| When I would rather he closed his eye | |
| Push me aside | |
| My hand's a five leaf clover | |
| It's Palm Sunday over and over | |
| I never had the luck of swingers | |
| Till I was wrapped around your fingers | |
| He's my best friend | |
| He's my best friend | |
| I'm his best friend | |
| He's my best friend | |
| You don't need a brain to have a stroke of genius | |
| Or a beautiful girl to let down your curls | |
| 'Cause growing up is hard enough | |
| When your a powderkeg for powderpuffs | |
| [Incomprehensible] | |
| I'd never ask another on a date to the ball | |
| He doesn't need a rubber, sweater or alcohol | |
| 'Cause he gets tipsy from exchanging looks | |
| And a little misty reading sticky blue dirty books | |
| He's my best friend | |
| He's my best friend | |
| I'm his best friend | |
| He's my best friend | |
| My hand's a five leaf clover | |
| It's Palm Sunday over and over | |
| I never had the luck of swingers | |
| Till I was wrapped around your fingers | |
| He's my best friend | |
| (We could hold hands for hours) | |
| He's my best friend | |
| (In the bedroom or shower) | |
| He's my best friend | |
| (I pick him up when he's feelin down) | |
| He's my best friend | |
| (I guess he's always been hangin' around) | |
| He's my best friend | |
| (He gets lonely now and then) | |
| He's my best friend | |
| (And he gets shy around another men) | |
| I'm his best friend | |
| (It seems I've reached the end of my best friend) |