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She hates my mama, she hates my daddy too |
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She loves to tell me, she hates the things I do |
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She loves to lie beside me almost every night |
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She's no lady, she's my wife |
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The preacher asked her and she said, "I do" |
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The preacher asked me, and she said, "Yes, he does too" |
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And the preacher said, "I pronounce you 99 to life |
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Son, she's no lady, she's your wife" |
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And I can't remember how I met her |
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Seems like she's always just been hanging here off my right arm |
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And I can't remember how I ever |
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Thought that I just couldn't live without a woman's charm |
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And even though she loves the smell of French perfume |
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And even though she walks around in high-heel shoes |
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price |
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Man, she's no lady, she's my wife |
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And I can't remember how I met her |
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Seems like she's always just been hanging here off my right arm |
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And I can't remember how I ever |
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Thought that I just couldn't live without a woman's charm |
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Yeah, she hates my mama, she hates my daddy too |
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She loves to tell me, she hates the things I do |
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She loves to lie beside me almost every night |
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She's no lady, she's my wife |
