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Vanessa: Dad? |
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Oh, hi, Vanessa! |
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Vanessa: Dad, what are you doing? |
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest, I don't really understand |
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But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands |
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And I got records on my fingers |
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Teens: Whaaat? |
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Records on my fingers |
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I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop |
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Teens: Don't stop |
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I can't stop, I got a platypus controlling me |
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Teens: Whaaat? |
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I got a platypus controlling me |
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Now let me sum it up |
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It was a strange set of circumstances |
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Teens: Strange set of circumstances |
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands, |
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now I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop |
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Teens: Don't stop! Don't stop! |
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I would if I was able |
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There's a Platypus Controlling Me, he's underneath the table |
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Teens: There's a platypus controlling him- WHAAAT? |
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Teen: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down! |
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Teens: Like corporations are a platypus |
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The government's a platypus |
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Your teacher is a platypus |
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Weird Teen: My teacher is a panda |
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Teens: Society's a platypus |
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My parents are a platypus |
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The media's a platypus |
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It's all just propaganda |
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Yeah we've all got a platypus controlling us |
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No, just me |
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Teens: We've all got a platypus controlling us |
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'd stop if I was able |
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Teens: We've all got a platypus controlling us |
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'm not speaking metaphorically |
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the platypus controlling me is underneath the table |
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Wait! Oh wait, no, he's gone! |
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Heyyy! There's no platypus controlling me. |
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There's no platypus controlling me! |
