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Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Do I know you? |
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Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, I'm you from another dimension. |
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Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Well, that would explain the handsomeness. |
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Doofenshmirtz: Right back at you, big guy. |
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Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Does that mean you and I are exactly alike? |
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Doofenshmirtz: I suppose so. |
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Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Do you want some rice pudding? |
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Doofenshmirtz: No, that's gross! |
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Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): It was a test! Almond brittle? |
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Doofenshmirtz: Ooh, I love it the most! |
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Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Me too! |
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Doofenshmirtz: Do you collect coins? |
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Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Yeah, just in case |
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Vending machines become the |
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Both: Dominant race |
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I've been alone all these years |
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With my irrational fears |
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Doofenshmirtz: But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen. |
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Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): But now before me I see |
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Both: Someone with whom I agree |
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I've found a brand new best friend and it's me |
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I've found a brand new best friend and it's me |
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Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Hmm, I thought I'd be taller |
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Doofenshmirtz: I've been told I slouch |
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I thought I'd have both my eyes, y'know... |
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Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): It's in this pouch |
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Doofenshmirtz: Ouch! |
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Doofenshmirtz: You know, |
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I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eyepatch. |
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Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Yeah... |
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(pause) |
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Doofenshmirtz: ...Nothing... |
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Doofenshmirtz: Do Lamas weird you out? |
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Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Yeah, are they camels or sheep? |
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Doofenshmirtz: No, no, I meant Lorenzo |
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Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Oh, that's right |
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Both: He played Meap! |
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Both: Now I know all about you |
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And you know all about me |
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Doofenshmirtz: Ooh-wee-ooh |
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Both: And now before me I see |
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Someone with whom I agree |
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I've found a brand new best friend and it's me |
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I've found a brand new best friend and it's me |
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Now that I've found you |
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Or we can be a duo |
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Doofenshmirtz: That's right. |
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Both: Twice the evil |
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Double Doofenshmirtz |
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Doofenshmirtz: Coming at you Fridays! |
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Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): What- What's that, |
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are we doing a TV show together? |
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Doofenshmirtz: Oh no. It just sort of sounded like it. |
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Well, I mean, we could. We should! |
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Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Hmm, maybe we're not so much alike. |
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Doofenshmirtz: That can be your catchphrase! You're the grumpy one. |
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(Pokes him) huh? |
