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[Eminem] |
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[Eminem] |
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[Eminem] |
| [03:34.00][03:24.00][02:16.00][01:19.00][01:09.00][00:00.00] |
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) |
| [03:39.00][03:27.00][02:19.00][01:23.00][01:12.00][00:04.00] |
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady |
| [03:40.00][03:29.00][02:22.00][01:25.00][01:14.00][00:07.00] |
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) |
| [03:44.00][03:33.00][02:26.00][01:29.00][01:18.00][00:09.00] |
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady |
| [00:14.00] |
Ahem.. excuse me! |
| [00:18.00] |
Can I have the attention of the class |
| [00:20.00] |
for one second? |
| [00:23.00] |
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) |
| [00:26.00] |
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) |
| [00:29.00] |
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) |
| [00:32.00] |
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?) |
| [00:34.00] |
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight |
| [00:37.00] |
but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) |
| [00:40.00] |
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!" |
| [00:43.00] |
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" |
| [00:46.00] |
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else |
| [00:48.00] |
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt |
| [00:51.00] |
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off |
| [00:54.00] |
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross |
| [00:57.00] |
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass |
| [00:59.00] |
faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast |
| [01:02.00] |
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) |
| [01:06.00] |
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off! |
| [01:31.00] |
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high |
| [01:34.00] |
The only problem was my English teacher was a guy |
| [01:37.00] |
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler |
| [01:40.00] |
and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!) |
| [01:42.00] |
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up |
| [01:45.00] |
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...) |
| [01:48.00] |
Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians |
| [01:50.00] |
Rapin lesbians while they screamin: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" |
| [01:53.00] |
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to |
| [01:56.00] |
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do |
| [01:59.00] |
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper |
| [02:02.00] |
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) |
| [02:05.00] |
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands |
| [02:07.00] |
and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) |
| [02:10.00] |
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) |
| [02:13.00] |
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| [02:38.00] |
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) |
| [02:41.00] |
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE! |
| [02:44.00] |
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die |
| [02:47.00] |
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive |
| [02:50.00] |
Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide |
| [02:53.00] |
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead) |
| [02:56.00] |
All my life I was very deprived |
| [02:58.00] |
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide |
| [03:01.00] |
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) |
| [03:03.00] |
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere) |
| [03:06.00] |
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits |
| [03:09.00] |
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAH!) |
| [03:13.00] |
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed |
| [03:15.00] |
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!) |
| [03:18.00] |
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) |
| [03:19.00] |
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) |
| [03:21.00] |
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had |
