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May I have your attention please? |
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May I have your attention please? |
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Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? |
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I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up? |
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We're going to have a problem here |
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Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before |
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jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door |
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started whoopin her ass worse than before |
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they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream) |
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It's the return of the |
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"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" |
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And Dr Dre said |
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....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha) |
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Feminist women love Eminem |
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Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him |
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look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what |
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limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though" |
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Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose |
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but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms |
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Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, |
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but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose |
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my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips |
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and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss |
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and that's the message that we deliver to little kids |
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and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is. |
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Of course they gonna know what intercourse is |
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by the time they hit 4th grade, |
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they got the discovery channel don't they? |
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We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals |
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who cut other people open like cantaloupes. |
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But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes |
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then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope |
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But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote. |
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Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes... |
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I'm Slim Shady |
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Yes I'm the real Shady |
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All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
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So won't the real Slim Shady... |
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Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up |
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becuase I'm Slim Shady |
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Yes I'm the real Shady |
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All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
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So won't the real Slim shady... |
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Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up |
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Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records |
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Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too. |
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You think I give a damm about a Grammy? |
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Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me. |
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"But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?" |
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Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here? |
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So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears. |
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Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs |
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So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst |
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And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first. |
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Little bitch put me on blast on MTV |
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"yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe" |
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I should download her audio on mp3 |
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And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream) |
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I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me |
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So I've been sent here to destroy you |
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And theres a million of us just like me |
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Who cuss like me |
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Who just don't give a fuck like me |
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Who dress like me |
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Walk, talk and act like me |
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It just might be the next best thing |
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But not quite me |
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I'm Slim Shady |
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Yes I'm the real Shady |
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All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
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So won't the real Slim Shady... |
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Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up |
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becuase I'm Slim Shady |
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Yes I'm the real Shady |
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All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
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So won't the real Slim shady... |
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Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up |
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I'm like a headtrip to listen to |
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Cause I'm only giving you |
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things you joke about with your friends inside your living room |
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The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll |
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And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all |
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I just get on the mic and spit it |
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And whether you like to admit it (rip) |
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I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there |
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Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums. |
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Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 |
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Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty. |
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Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking |
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But this whole bag of viagra isn't working |
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And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' |
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He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings |
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Or in the parking lot circling |
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screaming I don't give a fuck |
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With his windows down and system up |
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So will the real Shady, please stand up |
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and put one of those fingures on each hand up |
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and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control |
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and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? |
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Cuz I'm Slim Shady |
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Yes I'm the real Shady |
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All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
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So won't the real Slim Shady... |
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Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up |
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becuase I'm Slim Shady |
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Yes I'm the real Shady |
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All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
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So won't the real Slim shady... |
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Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up |
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I'm Slim Shady |
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Yes I'm the real Shady |
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All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
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So won't the real Slim Shady... |
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Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up |
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becuase I'm Slim Shady |
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Yes I'm the real Shady |
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All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
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So won't the real Slim shady... |
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Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up |
