If I Had...

If I Had... Lyrics

Song If I Had...
Artist Eminem
Album The Slim Shady EP
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[00:02.54] life.. by marshall mathers
[00:05.56] what is life?
[00:07.52] life is like a big obstacle
[00:08.59] put in front of your optical to slow you down
[00:11.50] and everytime you think you gotten past it
[00:13.50] it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground
[00:16.51] what are friends?
[00:18.50] friends are people that you think are your friends
[00:20.52] but they really your enemies, with secret indentities
[00:22.57] and disguises, to hide they true colors
[00:25.52] so just when you think you close enough to be brothers
[00:27.54] they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin
[00:30.55] what is money?
[00:31.59] money is what makes a man act funny
[00:34.54] money is the root of all evil
[00:36.53] money'll make them same friends come back around
[00:38.59] swearing that they was always down
[00:41.53] what is life?
[00:42.59] i'm tired of life
[00:44.52] i'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins
[00:47.53] i'm tired of committing so many sins
[00:50.51] tired of always giving in when this bottle of henny wins
[00:52.59] tired of never having any ends
[00:55.53] tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins
[00:58.56] i'm tired of this dj playing your shit when he spins
[01:01.58] tired of not having a deal
[01:03.57] tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel
[01:07.52] tired of drowning in my sorrow
[01:08.57] tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my monte carlo
[01:12.59] i'm tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin off
[01:15.58] i'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour
[01:19.53] then this boss wanders why i'm smartin off
[01:21.52] i'm tired of being fired everytime i fart and cough
[01:24.50] tired of having to work as a gas station clerk
[01:26.57] for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk
[01:29.56] i'm tired of using plastic silverware
[01:31.53] tired of working in building square
[01:33.59] tired of not being a millionaire
[01:36.55]
[01:36.59] but if i had a million dollars
[01:37.59] i'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
[01:40.59] if i had a magic wand, i'd make the world suck my dick
[01:44.58] without a condom on, while i'm on the john
[01:47.51] if i had a million bucks
[01:48.57] it wouldn't be enough, because i'd still be out
[01:51.52] robbing armored trucks
[01:52.58] if i had one wish
[01:54.53] i would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
[01:57.58]
[01:58.54] i'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor
[02:00.58] tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store
[02:03.53] i'm tired of not having a phone
[02:05.52] tired of not having a home to have one in if i did have it on
[02:09.52] tired of not driving a bm
[02:11.55] tired of not working at gm, tired of wanting to be him
[02:14.59] tired of not sleeping without a tylenol pm
[02:17.57] tired of not performing in a packed coliseum
[02:20.56] tired of not being on tour
[02:22.51] tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work
[02:25.51] in the back of a contour
[02:26.56] i'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones
[02:29.50] having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns
[02:31.59] tired of being stared at
[02:33.54] i'm tired of wearing the same damn nike air hat
[02:36.59] tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of lugz
[02:39.56] tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs
[02:43.52] tired of other rappers who ain't bringin half the skill as me
[02:46.53] saying they wasn't feeling me on 'nobody's as ill as me'
[02:49.53] i'm tired of radio stations telling fibs
[02:51.57] tired of j-l-b saying 'where hip-hop lives'
[02:54.55]
[02:55.51] but if i had a million dollars
[02:56.58] i'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
[03:00.57] if i had a magic wand, i'd make the world suck my dick
[03:04.50] without a condom on, while i'm on the john
[03:06.53] if i had a million bucks
[03:07.59] it wouldn't be enough, because i'd still be out
[03:10.53] robbing armored trucks
[03:12.50] if i had one wish
[03:13.58] i would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
[03:17.51]
[03:18.54] you know what i'm saying?
[03:20.53] i'm tired of all of this bullshit
[03:22.58] telling me to be positive
[03:24.56] how'm i 'sposed to be positive when i don't see shit positive?
[03:27.57] know what i'm sayin?
[03:29.55] i rap about shit around me, shit i see
[03:31.57] know what i'm sayin? right now i'm tired of everything
[03:33.59] tired of all this player hating that's going on in my own city
[03:37.51] can't get no airplay, you know what i'm sayin?
[03:40.50] but ey, it's cool though, you know what i'm sayin?
[03:44.59] just fed up
[03:47.57] that's my word
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