Money Lyrics

	Why must every generation think their folks are square
	And no matter where their heads are, they know Momґs ainґt there
	'Cause I swore when I was small that Iґd remember when
	I knew whatґs wrong with them, that I was smaller then
	Determined to remember all the card'nal rules
	Like sun showers are legal grounds for cuttin' school
	I know I have forgotten maybe one or two
	And I hope that I recall them all before the babyґs due
	And I know heґll have a question or two
	Like "Hey, Pop, can I go ride my zoom
	It goes two hundred miles an hour suspended on balloons
	And can I put a droplet of this new stuff on my tongue
	And imagine frothing dragons while you sit and wreck your lungs"
	And I must be permissive, understanding of the younger generation
	Then Iґll know that all Iґve learned my kid assumes
	And all my deepest worries must be his cartoons
	And still Iґll try to them him all the things Iґve done
	Relating to what he can do when he becomes a man
	And still heґll stick his fingers in the fan
	And "Hey, Pop, my girlfriendґs only three
	Sheґs got her own videophone and sheґs taking L.S.D.
	And now that weґre best friends, she wants to give a bit to me
	But whatґs the matter Daddy, how come youґre turning green?
	Can it be that you canґt live up to your dreams?"

	Why must every generation think their folks are square
	And no matter where their heads are, they know Mom s ain t there
	' Cause I swore when I was small that I d remember when
	I knew what s wrong with them, that I was smaller then
	Determined to remember all the card' nal rules
	Like sun showers are legal grounds for cuttin' school
	I know I have forgotten maybe one or two
	And I hope that I recall them all before the baby s due
	And I know he ll have a question or two
	Like " Hey, Pop, can I go ride my zoom
	It goes two hundred miles an hour suspended on balloons
	And can I put a droplet of this new stuff on my tongue
	And imagine frothing dragons while you sit and wreck your lungs"
	And I must be permissive, understanding of the younger generation
	Then I ll know that all I ve learned my kid assumes
	And all my deepest worries must be his cartoons
	And still I ll try to them him all the things I ve done
	Relating to what he can do when he becomes a man
	And still he ll stick his fingers in the fan
	And " Hey, Pop, my girlfriend s only three
	She s got her own videophone and she s taking L. S. D.
	And now that we re best friends, she wants to give a bit to me
	But what s the matter Daddy, how come you re turning green?
	Can it be that you can t live up to your dreams?"

	Why must every generation think their folks are square
	And no matter where their heads are, they know Mom s ain t there
	' Cause I swore when I was small that I d remember when
	I knew what s wrong with them, that I was smaller then
	Determined to remember all the card' nal rules
	Like sun showers are legal grounds for cuttin' school
	I know I have forgotten maybe one or two
	And I hope that I recall them all before the baby s due
	And I know he ll have a question or two
	Like " Hey, Pop, can I go ride my zoom
	It goes two hundred miles an hour suspended on balloons
	And can I put a droplet of this new stuff on my tongue
	And imagine frothing dragons while you sit and wreck your lungs"
	And I must be permissive, understanding of the younger generation
	Then I ll know that all I ve learned my kid assumes
	And all my deepest worries must be his cartoons
	And still I ll try to them him all the things I ve done
	Relating to what he can do when he becomes a man
	And still he ll stick his fingers in the fan
	And " Hey, Pop, my girlfriend s only three
	She s got her own videophone and she s taking L. S. D.
	And now that we re best friends, she wants to give a bit to me
	But what s the matter Daddy, how come you re turning green?
	Can it be that you can t live up to your dreams?"

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