| Look askance | |
| Just a glance | |
| Just enough | |
| To incite the wrath | |
| Of her confidante | |
| Strong though gaunt | |
| And that's how to get your ass kicked | |
| How to get your ass kicked | |
| Never learn | |
| To discern | |
| Areas | |
| Where you don't belong | |
| So you venture out | |
| Head in clouds | |
| And that's how to get your ass kicked | |
| How to get your ass kicked | |
| I know, I know, I know, I know | |
| Driving home, | |
| Bikes in chrome | |
| Cut you off | |
| And you flip them off | |
| And they take their turns | |
| Many turns | |
| And that's how to get your ass kicked | |
| How to get your kicked | |
| I know, I know, I know, I know | |
| In the end | |
| Then is when | |
| You will pray | |
| But you won't be answered | |
| And then you'll go | |
| End of show | |
| And that's how to get your ass kicked | |
| How to get your ass kicked | |
| Oh well, oh well, oh well, oh well |