| Caught you shopping for a new party dress | |
| We can take you down now | |
| Just invite ourselves | |
| What's the occasion? | |
| Who are all of your guests? | |
| We won't tell a soul now | |
| Noone else will know | |
| So just how many invitations were sent | |
| We're still R.S.V.P. | |
| You forgot us obviously | |
| I knew exactly what her silence meant | |
| We were not important | |
| To her soiree assortment | |
| How can she brush off the casanovas | |
| That we know we've grown to be | |
| Standing in the shadows | |
| All these people that I don't know | |
| Crashing the party | |
| Is a way of making new friends | |
| As she plays piano | |
| Melodies fall out the window | |
| Crashing the party | |
| Makes me such a big man | |
| She never knew we ate all the food | |
| And took things from her room | |
| She never knew we took mother's jewels | |
| And daddy's shoes | |
| Called you over for some television | |
| There's nothing to do now | |
| Nothing going on | |
| All these people parked outside of my home | |
| They broke down the doors now | |
| As if we'd invited them | |
| Cases of beers | |
| Cause teenage tears | |
| While we watched The Wonder Years | |
| - chorus out - |