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Everyone gather 'round now |
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Sing us a song |
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Just in case by tomorrow |
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It happens he's gone |
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For two weeks and seven days |
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Our fair foreign friend |
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I have this feeling |
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We might never see Steven again |
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But we thought he was gone |
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But he's come back again |
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Last week it was funny |
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And now the joke's wearin' thin |
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'Cause everyone knows now |
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That every night now |
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Will be Steven's last night in town |
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He's charmed everyone here |
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Except Tamara Easter |
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Who later revealed to him |
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Her innermost secrets |
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Won us over with stories |
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About Linda McCartney |
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Lost points with the ladies |
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For sayin' he couldn't love a |
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Woman with cellulite |
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But we thought he was gone |
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And now he's come back again |
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Last week it was funny |
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And now the joke's wearin' thin |
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'Cause everyone knows now |
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That every night now |
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Will be Steven's last night in town |
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[Incomprehensible] |
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We were talkin' 'bout somethin' |
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Seems like was funny |
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And Steven got quiet |
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I think Steven was mad |
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Maybe he wasn't mad |
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But we felt very strange |
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In the moment |
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But the moment was passed |
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And forgotten about |
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We thought he was gone |
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But he's come back again |
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Last week it was funny |
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And now the joke's wearin' thin |
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'Cause everyone knows now |
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That every night now |
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Will be Steven's last night in town |
