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If you ever go to school |
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Then you'll know that it's a fool |
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Who believes a teachers pet |
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Is a pupil like yourself |
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For if I remember well |
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My old teacher's a belt |
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Which he kept around his shoulder blade |
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There for the mistakes we made |
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Have you ever been to sea? |
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And been told reluctantly |
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That if you have one more drink |
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We're all liable to sink |
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If you have all I can say |
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Is have a happy holiday |
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And don't come back without a tan |
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Especially from a far off land |
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Funny old world this or haven't you noticed? |
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Everything's glued on, nothing is screwed on |
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One day we will come unstuck |
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But until then we're in luck |
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If you ever feel the need |
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To go out and plant a seed |
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Then by all means go ahead |
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I won't stop you but instead |
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I will tell you where to go |
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And the seeds that you can grow |
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And by way of payment back I think |
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You could buy us all a drink |
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Funny old world this or haven't you noticed |
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Nothing is certain, gone for a Burton |
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Something must be done they say |
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But for the moment it can wait |
