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A fine romance, my good fellow |
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You take romance, I'll take jello |
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You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean |
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At least they flap their fins to express emotion |
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A fine romance, with no quarrels |
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With no insults, and all morals |
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I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants |
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I never get the chance, this is a fine romance |
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A fine romance, with no kisses |
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A fine romance, my friend this is |
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True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has |
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We don't have half the thrills that the march of time has |
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A fine romance, with no clinches |
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A fine romance, with no pinches |
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You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France |
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I haven't got a chance, my heart's not made of plastic |
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You're the reason I'm sarcastic 'cause this is a fine, fine romance |
