| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 周杰伦 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 方文山 |
| [00:29.370] | 八字眉 一脸鬼祟 问他是谁 天生的坏胚 |
| [00:33.879] | 幼稚园 刚毕业 穿运动裤 坚持配皮鞋 |
| [00:38.999] | 个性 阴险虚伪 不叫我爸 偏学电视叫爹 |
| [00:43.599] | 还不到六岁 居然学会 假装 憔悴 |
| [00:48.839] | 邻居玻璃 乒乓全碎 棒球棒乱挥 |
| [00:52.940] | 在外 专惹事非 谁知他又 哪跟筋不对 |
| [00:57.800] | 接着 研究星座 说他魔羯 专克金牛的爹 |
| [01:02.859] | 我口吐鲜血 倒了八辈子楣 |
| [01:06.380] | 跟我说蟑螂 最怕 拖鞋 |
| [01:11.100] | 乌龟怕铁锤 铁锤 怕爹 |
| [01:15.800] | 不详的预感 开始 作祟 |
| [01:20.490] | 接着就往我 头上 槌~~~~~ |
| [01:26.369] | 我问他是否需要弟弟来陪 |
| [01:31.20] | 他 缺了门牙的嘴 想要姊姊 |
| [01:36.300] | 我说只能生弟弟或是妹妹 |
| [01:40.280] | 他 斜眼一脸不削 硬要姊姊 |
| [01:44.729] | RAP:昨瞑乎你吵甲困袂去 |
| [01:47.169] | 恁母仔越想煞越生气 |
| [01:49.509] | 越头放阮作伊去 |
| [01:51.859] | 怨叹恁爸无志气 |
| [01:54.149] | 阮是堂堂的六尺四 |
| [01:56.520] | 熊熊煞来吐大气 |
| [01:58.910] | 白白来演这出戏 |
| [02:01.360] | 想来想去放袂记 |
| [02:04.80] | 邻居玻璃 乒乓全碎 棒球棒乱挥 |
| [02:08.169] | 在外 专惹事非 谁知他又 哪跟筋不对 |
| [02:12.870] | 接着 研究星座 说他魔羯 专克金牛的爹 |
| [02:18.170] | 我口吐鲜血 倒了八辈子楣 |
| [02:21.590] | 跟我说蟑螂 最怕 拖鞋 |
| [02:26.280] | 乌龟怕铁锤 铁锤 怕爹 |
| [02:30.980] | 不详的预感 开始 作祟 |
| [02:36.100] | 接着就往我 头上 槌~~~~~ |
| [02:41.520] | 我问他是否需要弟弟来陪 |
| [02:46.200] | 他 缺了门牙的嘴 想要姊姊 |
| [02:50.960] | 我说只能生弟弟或是妹妹 |
| [02:56.0] | 他 斜眼一脸不削 硬要姊姊 |
| [03:01.120] | 我 解释好几百回 哄他入睡 |
| [03:06.50] | 他 梦中流着口水 说要姊姊 |
| [03:10.560] | 他 最后干脆直接 叫我姊姊 |
| [03:15.100] | 我一脸崩溃想哭 却没眼泪 |
| [03:19.340] | 耶~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
| [03:41.110] | 滚 去睡觉 |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : zhou jie lun |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : fang wen shan |
| [00:29.370] | ba zi mei yi lian gui sui wen ta shi shui tian sheng de huai pei |
| [00:33.879] | you zhi yuan gang bi ye chuan yun dong ku jian chi pei pi xie |
| [00:38.999] | ge xing yin xian xu wei bu jiao wo ba pian xue dian shi jiao die |
| [00:43.599] | hai bu dao liu sui ju ran xue hui jia zhuang qiao cui |
| [00:48.839] | lin ju bo li ping pang quan sui bang qiu bang luan hui |
| [00:52.940] | zai wai zhuan re shi fei shei zhi ta you na gen jin bu dui |
| [00:57.800] | jie zhe yan jiu xing zuo shuo ta mo jie zhuan ke jin niu de die |
| [01:02.859] | wo kou tu xian xue dao le ba bei zi mei |
| [01:06.380] | gen wo shuo zhang lang zui pa tuo xie |
| [01:11.100] | wu gui pa tie chui tie chui pa die |
| [01:15.800] | bu xiang de yu gan kai shi zuo sui |
| [01:20.490] | jie zhe jiu wang wo tou shang chui |
| [01:26.369] | wo wen ta shi fou xu yao di di lai pei |
| [01:31.20] | ta que le men ya de zui xiang yao zi zi |
| [01:36.300] | wo shuo zhi neng sheng di di huo shi mei mei |
| [01:40.280] | ta xie yan yi lian bu xue ying yao zi zi |
| [01:44.729] | RAP: zuo ming hu ni chao jia kun mei qu |
| [01:47.169] | nen mu zi yue xiang sha yue sheng qi |
| [01:49.509] | yue tou fang ruan zuo yi qu |
| [01:51.859] | yuan tan nen ba wu zhi qi |
| [01:54.149] | ruan shi tang tang de liu chi si |
| [01:56.520] | xiong xiong sha lai tu da qi |
| [01:58.910] | bai bai lai yan zhe chu xi |
| [02:01.360] | xiang lai xiang qu fang mei ji |
| [02:04.80] | lin ju bo li ping pang quan sui bang qiu bang luan hui |
| [02:08.169] | zai wai zhuan re shi fei shei zhi ta you na gen jin bu dui |
| [02:12.870] | jie zhe yan jiu xing zuo shuo ta mo jie zhuan ke jin niu de die |
| [02:18.170] | wo kou tu xian xue dao le ba bei zi mei |
| [02:21.590] | gen wo shuo zhang lang zui pa tuo xie |
| [02:26.280] | wu gui pa tie chui tie chui pa die |
| [02:30.980] | bu xiang de yu gan kai shi zuo sui |
| [02:36.100] | jie zhe jiu wang wo tou shang chui |
| [02:41.520] | wo wen ta shi fou xu yao di di lai pei |
| [02:46.200] | ta que le men ya de zui xiang yao zi zi |
| [02:50.960] | wo shuo zhi neng sheng di di huo shi mei mei |
| [02:56.0] | ta xie yan yi lian bu xue ying yao zi zi |
| [03:01.120] | wo jie shi hao ji bai hui hong ta ru shui |
| [03:06.50] | ta meng zhong liu zhe kou shui shuo yao zi zi |
| [03:10.560] | ta zui hou gan cui zhi jie jiao wo zi zi |
| [03:15.100] | wo yi lian beng kui xiang ku que mei yan lei |
| [03:19.340] | ye |
| [03:41.110] | gun qu shui jiao |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : zhōu jié lún |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : fāng wén shān |
| [00:29.370] | bā zì méi yī liǎn guǐ suì wèn tā shì shuí tiān shēng de huài pēi |
| [00:33.879] | yòu zhì yuán gāng bì yè chuān yùn dòng kù jiān chí pèi pí xié |
| [00:38.999] | gè xìng yīn xiǎn xū wěi bù jiào wǒ bà piān xué diàn shì jiào diē |
| [00:43.599] | hái bú dào liù suì jū rán xué huì jiǎ zhuāng qiáo cuì |
| [00:48.839] | lín jū bō lí pīng pāng quán suì bàng qiú bàng luàn huī |
| [00:52.940] | zài wài zhuān rě shì fēi shéi zhī tā yòu nǎ gēn jīn bú duì |
| [00:57.800] | jiē zhe yán jiū xīng zuò shuō tā mó jié zhuān kè jīn niú de diē |
| [01:02.859] | wǒ kǒu tǔ xiān xuè dào le bā bèi zi méi |
| [01:06.380] | gēn wǒ shuō zhāng láng zuì pà tuō xié |
| [01:11.100] | wū guī pà tiě chuí tiě chuí pà diē |
| [01:15.800] | bù xiáng de yù gǎn kāi shǐ zuò suì |
| [01:20.490] | jiē zhe jiù wǎng wǒ tóu shàng chuí |
| [01:26.369] | wǒ wèn tā shì fǒu xū yào dì di lái péi |
| [01:31.20] | tā quē le mén yá de zuǐ xiǎng yào zǐ zǐ |
| [01:36.300] | wǒ shuō zhǐ néng shēng dì di huò shì mèi mei |
| [01:40.280] | tā xié yǎn yī liǎn bù xuē yìng yào zǐ zǐ |
| [01:44.729] | RAP: zuó míng hū nǐ chǎo jiǎ kùn mèi qù |
| [01:47.169] | nèn mǔ zǐ yuè xiǎng shā yuè shēng qì |
| [01:49.509] | yuè tóu fàng ruǎn zuò yī qù |
| [01:51.859] | yuàn tàn nèn bà wú zhì qì |
| [01:54.149] | ruǎn shì táng táng de liù chǐ sì |
| [01:56.520] | xióng xióng shā lái tǔ dà qì |
| [01:58.910] | bái bái lái yǎn zhè chū xì |
| [02:01.360] | xiǎng lái xiǎng qù fàng mèi jì |
| [02:04.80] | lín jū bō lí pīng pāng quán suì bàng qiú bàng luàn huī |
| [02:08.169] | zài wài zhuān rě shì fēi shéi zhī tā yòu nǎ gēn jīn bú duì |
| [02:12.870] | jiē zhe yán jiū xīng zuò shuō tā mó jié zhuān kè jīn niú de diē |
| [02:18.170] | wǒ kǒu tǔ xiān xuè dào le bā bèi zi méi |
| [02:21.590] | gēn wǒ shuō zhāng láng zuì pà tuō xié |
| [02:26.280] | wū guī pà tiě chuí tiě chuí pà diē |
| [02:30.980] | bù xiáng de yù gǎn kāi shǐ zuò suì |
| [02:36.100] | jiē zhe jiù wǎng wǒ tóu shàng chuí |
| [02:41.520] | wǒ wèn tā shì fǒu xū yào dì di lái péi |
| [02:46.200] | tā quē le mén yá de zuǐ xiǎng yào zǐ zǐ |
| [02:50.960] | wǒ shuō zhǐ néng shēng dì di huò shì mèi mei |
| [02:56.0] | tā xié yǎn yī liǎn bù xuē yìng yào zǐ zǐ |
| [03:01.120] | wǒ jiě shì hǎo jǐ bǎi huí hōng tā rù shuì |
| [03:06.50] | tā mèng zhōng liú zhe kǒu shuǐ shuō yào zǐ zǐ |
| [03:10.560] | tā zuì hòu gān cuì zhí jiē jiào wǒ zǐ zǐ |
| [03:15.100] | wǒ yī liǎn bēng kuì xiǎng kū què méi yǎn lèi |
| [03:19.340] | yé |
| [03:41.110] | gǔn qù shuì jiào |
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