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I read a news today, oh boy, |
| [00:18.00] |
About a lucky man who made a grade, |
| [00:25.00] |
And though the news was rather sad, |
| [00:31.00] |
Well, I just had to laugh. |
| [00:38.00] |
I saw the photograph. |
| [00:43.00] |
He blew his mind out in a car, |
| [00:50.00] |
He didn't notice that the lights have changed, |
| [00:56.00] |
A crowd of people stood and stared, |
| [01:02.00] |
They've seen his face before, |
| [01:05.00] |
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords. |
| [01:12.00] |
I saw a film today, oh boy, |
| [01:18.00] |
The English army had just won the war, |
| [01:24.00] |
A crowd of people turned away, |
| [01:29.00] |
But I just had a look, |
| [01:34.00] |
Having read a book, I'd like to turn you on... |
| [02:21.00] |
Woke up, fell out of bed, |
| [02:24.00] |
dragged a comb across my head, |
| [02:28.00] |
found my way downstairs and drank a cup, |
| [02:31.00] |
and looking up I noticed I was late. |
| [02:35.00] |
Found my coat and grabbed my head, |
| [02:38.00] |
made the bus in second flat, |
| [02:42.00] |
found my way upstairs and had a smoke, |
| [02:45.00] |
and somebody spoke and I went into a dream |
| [03:18.00] |
I read a news today, oh boy, |
| [03:24.00] |
four thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire, |
| [03:30.00] |
and though the holes were rather small, |
| [03:36.00] |
they had to count them all, |
| [03:39.00] |
now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall, |
| [03:44.00] |
I'd love to turn you on. |
