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If I was in the fridge, would you open the door? |
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If I was the grass, would you mow your lawn? |
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If I was your body, would you still wear clothes? |
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If I was a booger, would you blow your nose? |
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Would you keep it? Would you eat it? |
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I'm just trying to give myself a reason, for being around |
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If I was a front porch swing would you let me hang? |
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If I was a dance floor would you shake your thing? |
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If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce |
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Up and down inside your bank account? |
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Would you trust me, not to break you? |
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I'm just trying really hard to make you, notice me being around |
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If I was a haircut would you wear a hat? |
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If I was a maid, could I clean your flat? |
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If I was the carpet would you wipe your feet |
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In time to save me from mud off the street? |
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If you like me, if you love me |
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Would you get down on your knees and scrub me? |
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I'm a little grubby from being around |
