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[ar:jon lajoie] |
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[ti:in different ways] |
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[al:] |
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[offset:0] |
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[sign:] |
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[total:195395] |
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I can see it in your eyes girl |
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That you're in the mood for love |
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So I light some candles, pour some wine |
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Come sit down on the rug |
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But there's something I must tell you, babe |
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Before we take this step |
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Something about me girl |
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That you do not know yet |
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I have no penis |
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It was torn off |
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In a bicycle accident |
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In nineteen ninety nine |
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I also lost one testicle |
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So all I have is a weird uni-ball |
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And a rubber tube, between my legs |
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But babe, I can love you in different ways |
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I'll make love to you with the rubber tube |
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That I use for urinating |
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I'll just tape two Popsicle sticks around it |
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Make it easier for penetrating |
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And having only one ball |
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Isn't always a bad thing |
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It's like a pool ball in a pillow case |
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It's like a cherry on a sundae |
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I have no penis |
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I have no cock |
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If it looks like I have a ball |
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Just 'cause I stuff it with a sock |
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Girl, I know that you're afraid |
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But I promise, baby, if you stay |
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I'll put a cucumber in the microwave |
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And babe, I will love you in different... |
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...ways |
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Just because I don't have a cock |
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it doesn't mean I can't rock |
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Just because I don't have a cock |
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it doesn't mean I can't rock |
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Just because I don't have a cock |
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it doesn't mean I can't rock |
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Don't be fooled by my lack of a cock |
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I'm still Johny from the block |
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O-o-oh yeah |
