| Song | Hurricane Fresh |
| Artist | MC Lars |
| Album | The Laptop EP |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Oh snap, you know this track is fly, so get crunked up and don't ask why. | |
| Post-rap, post-punk, post-Kurt Cobain, post Kool Moe Dee post-House of Pain. | |
| Chuck D told me I had to be me so I bought the Public Enemy CD. | |
| I ripped one track in .mp3, "ill Lars Ulrich came after me. | |
| I said, "It•s me your lost nephew", he said, "No way, that can•t be true." | |
| I kicked him with my Converse shoe all the way to Timbuktu. | |
| Of Wolf and Ulrich, Sad But True, he lived there for a year or two. | |
| He mastered Puppetry alone, justice for Sean Fanning clones. | |
| [CHORUS] | |
| Now that's fresh. Now that's fresh, that's fresh (get fresh). | |
| Now that's fresh, that's fresh (I get fresh). | |
| Now that's fresh, that's fresh (get fresh). Now that's fresh., | |
| My Dad's named Bob, he toured with me, when a UK label put out my CD. | |
| I got mad props from the BBC, but hip-hop heads still don•t get me. | |
| So I take a chance, I rhyme white but so what? I like James Brown and Beyonce's butt. | |
| Whatever your race I'll Friendster you and rent two Spike Lee NetFlix too. | |
| And I still rock shows and try to dance, still rock Simpsons underpants. | |
| And I still like Rush and Dr. Dre. I still keep bumping N.W.A. | |
| I get fresh on the mike like a milkman on duty, | |
| So burn this disco to the ground and baby shake that booty. | |
| I attack the track like a Steve Segal movie. 3D fresh, not 2D fruity. | |
| [REPEAT CHORUS] | |
| [BRIDGE] | |
| 05 so live, I've been doing this for years, | |
| making money 'cause I'm funny with this music of the spheres. | |
| And I dance! Hey, watch me dance. | |
| Goofy MC's can't be me even if they had the chance. | |
| Pondora have you seen Persephone? | |
| Hades rabies got me going like KRS-One. | |
| Why is that? (I don't know) MC's act like they don't know. | |
| I poison this track with a Scorpion flow. | |
| Because I rock the mike like a hurricane. | |
| Because I rock the mike like a hurricane. | |
| Because I rock the mike like a hurricane. | |
| Because I rock the mike, hurricane fresh! |
| Oh snap, you know this track is fly, so get crunked up and don' t ask why. | |
| Postrap, postpunk, postKurt Cobain, post Kool Moe Dee postHouse of Pain. | |
| Chuck D told me I had to be me so I bought the Public Enemy CD. | |
| I ripped one track in . mp3, " ill Lars Ulrich came after me. | |
| I said, " It s me your lost nephew", he said, " No way, that can t be true." | |
| I kicked him with my Converse shoe all the way to Timbuktu. | |
| Of Wolf and Ulrich, Sad But True, he lived there for a year or two. | |
| He mastered Puppetry alone, justice for Sean Fanning clones. | |
| CHORUS | |
| Now that' s fresh. Now that' s fresh, that' s fresh get fresh. | |
| Now that' s fresh, that' s fresh I get fresh. | |
| Now that' s fresh, that' s fresh get fresh. Now that' s fresh., | |
| My Dad' s named Bob, he toured with me, when a UK label put out my CD. | |
| I got mad props from the BBC, but hiphop heads still don t get me. | |
| So I take a chance, I rhyme white but so what? I like James Brown and Beyonce' s butt. | |
| Whatever your race I' ll Friendster you and rent two Spike Lee NetFlix too. | |
| And I still rock shows and try to dance, still rock Simpsons underpants. | |
| And I still like Rush and Dr. Dre. I still keep bumping N. W. A. | |
| I get fresh on the mike like a milkman on duty, | |
| So burn this disco to the ground and baby shake that booty. | |
| I attack the track like a Steve Segal movie. 3D fresh, not 2D fruity. | |
| REPEAT CHORUS | |
| BRIDGE | |
| 05 so live, I' ve been doing this for years, | |
| making money ' cause I' m funny with this music of the spheres. | |
| And I dance! Hey, watch me dance. | |
| Goofy MC' s can' t be me even if they had the chance. | |
| Pondora have you seen Persephone? | |
| Hades rabies got me going like KRSOne. | |
| Why is that? I don' t know MC' s act like they don' t know. | |
| I poison this track with a Scorpion flow. | |
| Because I rock the mike like a hurricane. | |
| Because I rock the mike like a hurricane. | |
| Because I rock the mike like a hurricane. | |
| Because I rock the mike, hurricane fresh! |
| Oh snap, you know this track is fly, so get crunked up and don' t ask why. | |
| Postrap, postpunk, postKurt Cobain, post Kool Moe Dee postHouse of Pain. | |
| Chuck D told me I had to be me so I bought the Public Enemy CD. | |
| I ripped one track in . mp3, " ill Lars Ulrich came after me. | |
| I said, " It s me your lost nephew", he said, " No way, that can t be true." | |
| I kicked him with my Converse shoe all the way to Timbuktu. | |
| Of Wolf and Ulrich, Sad But True, he lived there for a year or two. | |
| He mastered Puppetry alone, justice for Sean Fanning clones. | |
| CHORUS | |
| Now that' s fresh. Now that' s fresh, that' s fresh get fresh. | |
| Now that' s fresh, that' s fresh I get fresh. | |
| Now that' s fresh, that' s fresh get fresh. Now that' s fresh., | |
| My Dad' s named Bob, he toured with me, when a UK label put out my CD. | |
| I got mad props from the BBC, but hiphop heads still don t get me. | |
| So I take a chance, I rhyme white but so what? I like James Brown and Beyonce' s butt. | |
| Whatever your race I' ll Friendster you and rent two Spike Lee NetFlix too. | |
| And I still rock shows and try to dance, still rock Simpsons underpants. | |
| And I still like Rush and Dr. Dre. I still keep bumping N. W. A. | |
| I get fresh on the mike like a milkman on duty, | |
| So burn this disco to the ground and baby shake that booty. | |
| I attack the track like a Steve Segal movie. 3D fresh, not 2D fruity. | |
| REPEAT CHORUS | |
| BRIDGE | |
| 05 so live, I' ve been doing this for years, | |
| making money ' cause I' m funny with this music of the spheres. | |
| And I dance! Hey, watch me dance. | |
| Goofy MC' s can' t be me even if they had the chance. | |
| Pondora have you seen Persephone? | |
| Hades rabies got me going like KRSOne. | |
| Why is that? I don' t know MC' s act like they don' t know. | |
| I poison this track with a Scorpion flow. | |
| Because I rock the mike like a hurricane. | |
| Because I rock the mike like a hurricane. | |
| Because I rock the mike like a hurricane. | |
| Because I rock the mike, hurricane fresh! |