UK Visa Versa

UK Visa Versa Lyrics

Song UK Visa Versa
Artist MC Lars
Album The Laptop EP
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[00:00.588] Hey England... let's kick it.
[00:02.834] Cops without guns and the NME.
[00:05.081] Should I watch the BBC or should I watch the BBC?
[00:07.562] Look at these crazy coins, is this Lord of the Rings?
[00:10.148] Pounds and pence and Princes and Queens?
[00:12.395] Flipside experience, well not really.
[00:14.642] More familiar than Russia or Chile.
[00:17.123] Up for cricket or squash, or the London zoo?
[00:19.474] Look, you hate George Bush and we do too.
[00:22.008] Fab music scene, though, UK bands are ace,
[00:24.202] And you guys are the most polite of the human race.
[00:26.971] Fish and chips, crumpets, bangers and mash,
[00:29.453] Shakespeare, Donne, Sid Vicious and the Clash.
[00:31.856] You love our movies, we kind of like yours.
[00:34.286] We love the way you talk, "please help help us in these wars."
[00:36.820] You stopped staying "fab, " we stopped saying "groovy, "
[00:39.197] Our Scotland is Canada; you saw the South Park movie.
[00:41.600] I love England and visa versa,
[00:43.925] American perspective in these Visa verses.
[00:46.433] Tea time? Jolly good! Caffeine rush.
[00:48.496] Look, a red phone booth and a double-decker bus.
[00:51.213] I love you England, so let's both ignore
[00:53.616] The Boston Tea Party, and that silly East Coast war.
[00:56.098] Oxford, London, and Guildford too,
[00:58.449] Rockin' your P.A.'s when I come to visit you.
[01:00.904] The Florida incident? Democracy at work,
[01:03.229] But we've still got love for your boy Edmund Burke.
[01:05.659] If it weren't for us, you'd be speaking German,
[01:08.036] But then we gave you Hanson and Pee Wee Herman.
[01:10.570] You gave us the Beatles, and you gave us the Who
[01:12.921] We gave you Kris Kross and Vanilla Ice too.
[01:15.455] You gave us "Chicken Run" and the Teletubies,
[01:17.753] We gave you McDonald's and got you chubby.
[01:20.183] You think we're all Trailer Trash obnoxious and noisy.
[01:22.482] But that's just Springer, Ricki Lake, and Boise.
[01:25.146] We're friendly and fake and proud of our nation,
[01:27.549] Overweight, wasting gas, hedonic civilization.
[01:29.796] We're sue-happy mad overworked compulsive winners,
[01:32.225] Strong facade but insecure, just think Seymour Skinner.
[01:34.864] We're obsessed with image, old age and fat,
[01:37.241] Technology, death, and our dogs and cats,
[01:39.696] The superbowl, shopping, S.U.V.'s and money,
[01:41.995] Santa Claus, hygiene and the Easter Bunny.
[01:44.529] But bigger is better and we love our T.V.
[01:46.775] From L.A. to Boston, to Nashville, Tennessee.
[01:49.440] And yes 1/4 of Americans own guns
[01:51.817] In case you come back to punish your sons.
[01:54.273] But Mother Britain listen, there's still a tie that binds us,
[01:56.702] The U.S. isn't perfect, you don't have to remind us.
[01:59.131] I love England and visa versa,
[02:01.535] American perspective in these Visa verses.
[02:03.886] Tea time? Jolly good! Caffeine rush.
[02:06.132] Look, a red phone booth and a double-decker bus.
[02:08.797] I love you England, so let's both ignore
[02:11.148] The Boston Tea Party, and that silly East Coast war.
[02:13.629] Oxford, London, and Guildford too,
[02:16.006] Rockin' your P.A.'s when I come to visit you.
[02:18.540] I love England and visa versa,
[02:21.022] American perspective in these Visa verses.
[02:23.321] Tea time? Jolly good! Caffeine rush.
[02:25.515] Look, a red phone booth and a double-decker bus.
[02:28.153] I love you England, so let's both ignore
[02:30.557] The Boston Tea Party, and that silly East Coast war.
[02:33.038] Oxford, London, and Guildford too,
[02:35.389] Rockin' your P.A.'s when I come to visit you.
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