| [00:13.86] | 低勒低勒低底爹都抖抖啦 |
| [00:17.36] | 对讲机又响了三分钟 |
| [00:20.30] | 拿起话筒 |
| [00:22.30] | 管理员说你有五件包裹 |
| [00:26.42] | 请过来签收 |
| [00:30.11] | 我的老天是谁忍不住诱惑 |
| [00:33.47] | 手一滑就滑得那么多 |
| [00:36.67] | 五件包裹 |
| [00:38.79] | 里面没有一件是属于我 |
| [00:42.85] | 一共十公斤重 |
| [00:48.11] | 我希望我的宇宙 |
| [00:52.71] | 没有网购 |
| [00:54.27] | 也没有paypal |
| [00:56.77] | 那不分黑夜白昼 |
| [01:00.83] | 没有评价 |
| [01:02.27] | 也没有二手 |
| [01:05.15] | 我不懂 |
| [01:09.02] | 欲望这么多干什么 |
| [01:39.43] | 等了一天终于等到了 |
| [01:42.36] | 电脑说了那句“you've got mail" |
| [01:45.55] | 信上面说 |
| [01:48.86] | 您的商品已在今天寄出 |
| [01:52.30] | 预计两天后到您手中 |
| [01:55.55] | 两天过后铃声又响了 |
| [01:58.74] | 就这样回到那旋涡 |
| [02:02.05] | 打开包裹 |
| [02:04.24] | 这才发现跟我所想的不同 |
| [02:08.49] | 又不能退货 |
| [02:11.86] | 我想我早已掉入了网购的黑洞 |
| [02:18.46] | 一件一件的追踪要到什么时候 |
| [02:25.02] | 也不管这个东西到底有没有用 |
| [02:31.82] | 手指就跟著欲望失控在这星球 |
| [02:51.71] | 我希望我的宇宙 |
| [02:55.91] | 没有网购 |
| [02:57.54] | 也没有paypal |
| [03:00.04] | 那不分黑夜白昼 |
| [03:04.03] | 没有评价 |
| [03:05.47] | 也没有二手 |
| [03:08.29] | 我不懂 |
| [03:12.41] | 欲望这么多干什么 |
| [03:14.91] | 我希望我的宇宙 |
| [03:18.89] | 没有网购 |
| [03:20.33] | 也没有paypal |
| [03:23.02] | 那不分黑夜白昼 |
| [03:27.08] | 没有评价 |
| [03:28.58] | 也没有二手 |
| [03:31.14] | 我不懂 |
| [03:35.39] | 欲望这么多干什么 |
| [03:37.46] | 欲望这么多干什么 |
| [03:38.83] | 欲望这么多干什么 |
| [00:13.86] | di lei di lei di di die dou dou dou la |
| [00:17.36] | dui jiang ji you xiang le san fen zhong |
| [00:20.30] | na qi hua tong |
| [00:22.30] | guan li yuan shuo ni you wu jian bao guo |
| [00:26.42] | qing guo lai qian shou |
| [00:30.11] | wo de lao tian shi shui ren bu zhu you huo |
| [00:33.47] | shou yi hua jiu hua de na me duo |
| [00:36.67] | wu jian bao guo |
| [00:38.79] | li mian mei you yi jian shi shu yu wo |
| [00:42.85] | yi gong shi gong jin zhong |
| [00:48.11] | wo xi wang wo de yu zhou |
| [00:52.71] | mei you wang gou |
| [00:54.27] | ye mei you paypal |
| [00:56.77] | na bu fen hei ye bai zhou |
| [01:00.83] | mei you ping jia |
| [01:02.27] | ye mei you er shou |
| [01:05.15] | wo bu dong |
| [01:09.02] | yu wang zhe me duo gan shen me |
| [01:39.43] | deng le yi tian zhong yu deng dao le |
| [01:42.36] | dian nao shuo le na ju" you' ve got mail" |
| [01:45.55] | xin shang mian shuo |
| [01:48.86] | nin de shang pin yi zai jin tian ji chu |
| [01:52.30] | yu ji liang tian hou dao nin shou zhong |
| [01:55.55] | liang tian guo hou ling sheng you xiang le |
| [01:58.74] | jiu zhe yang hui dao na xuan wo |
| [02:02.05] | da kai bao guo |
| [02:04.24] | zhe cai fa xian gen wo suo xiang de bu tong |
| [02:08.49] | you bu neng tui huo |
| [02:11.86] | wo xiang wo zao yi diao ru le wang gou de hei dong |
| [02:18.46] | yi jian yi jian de zhui zong yao dao shen me shi hou |
| [02:25.02] | ye bu guan zhe ge dong xi dao di you mei you yong |
| [02:31.82] | shou zhi jiu gen zhe yu wang shi kong zai zhe xing qiu |
| [02:51.71] | wo xi wang wo de yu zhou |
| [02:55.91] | mei you wang gou |
| [02:57.54] | ye mei you paypal |
| [03:00.04] | na bu fen hei ye bai zhou |
| [03:04.03] | mei you ping jia |
| [03:05.47] | ye mei you er shou |
| [03:08.29] | wo bu dong |
| [03:12.41] | yu wang zhe me duo gan shen me |
| [03:14.91] | wo xi wang wo de yu zhou |
| [03:18.89] | mei you wang gou |
| [03:20.33] | ye mei you paypal |
| [03:23.02] | na bu fen hei ye bai zhou |
| [03:27.08] | mei you ping jia |
| [03:28.58] | ye mei you er shou |
| [03:31.14] | wo bu dong |
| [03:35.39] | yu wang zhe me duo gan shen me |
| [03:37.46] | yu wang zhe me duo gan shen me |
| [03:38.83] | yu wang zhe me duo gan shen me |
| [00:13.86] | dī lēi dī lēi dī dǐ diē dōu dǒu dǒu la |
| [00:17.36] | duì jiǎng jī yòu xiǎng le sān fēn zhōng |
| [00:20.30] | ná qǐ huà tǒng |
| [00:22.30] | guǎn lǐ yuán shuō nǐ yǒu wǔ jiàn bāo guǒ |
| [00:26.42] | qǐng guò lái qiān shōu |
| [00:30.11] | wǒ de lǎo tiān shì shuí rěn bú zhù yòu huò |
| [00:33.47] | shǒu yī huá jiù huá dé nà me duō |
| [00:36.67] | wǔ jiàn bāo guǒ |
| [00:38.79] | lǐ miàn méi yǒu yī jiàn shì shǔ yú wǒ |
| [00:42.85] | yī gòng shí gōng jīn zhòng |
| [00:48.11] | wǒ xī wàng wǒ de yǔ zhòu |
| [00:52.71] | méi yǒu wǎng gòu |
| [00:54.27] | yě méi yǒu paypal |
| [00:56.77] | nà bù fēn hēi yè bái zhòu |
| [01:00.83] | méi yǒu píng jià |
| [01:02.27] | yě méi yǒu èr shǒu |
| [01:05.15] | wǒ bù dǒng |
| [01:09.02] | yù wàng zhè me duō gàn shén me |
| [01:39.43] | děng le yì tiān zhōng yú děng dào le |
| [01:42.36] | diàn nǎo shuō le nà jù" you' ve got mail" |
| [01:45.55] | xìn shàng miàn shuō |
| [01:48.86] | nín de shāng pǐn yǐ zài jīn tiān jì chū |
| [01:52.30] | yù jì liǎng tiān hòu dào nín shǒu zhōng |
| [01:55.55] | liǎng tiān guò hòu líng shēng yòu xiǎng le |
| [01:58.74] | jiù zhè yàng huí dào nà xuán wō |
| [02:02.05] | dǎ kāi bāo guǒ |
| [02:04.24] | zhè cái fā xiàn gēn wǒ suǒ xiǎng de bù tóng |
| [02:08.49] | yòu bù néng tuì huò |
| [02:11.86] | wǒ xiǎng wǒ zǎo yǐ diào rù le wǎng gòu de hēi dòng |
| [02:18.46] | yī jiàn yī jiàn de zhuī zōng yào dào shén me shí hòu |
| [02:25.02] | yě bù guǎn zhè gè dōng xī dào dǐ yǒu méi yǒu yòng |
| [02:31.82] | shǒu zhǐ jiù gēn zhe yù wàng shī kòng zài zhè xīng qiú |
| [02:51.71] | wǒ xī wàng wǒ de yǔ zhòu |
| [02:55.91] | méi yǒu wǎng gòu |
| [02:57.54] | yě méi yǒu paypal |
| [03:00.04] | nà bù fēn hēi yè bái zhòu |
| [03:04.03] | méi yǒu píng jià |
| [03:05.47] | yě méi yǒu èr shǒu |
| [03:08.29] | wǒ bù dǒng |
| [03:12.41] | yù wàng zhè me duō gàn shén me |
| [03:14.91] | wǒ xī wàng wǒ de yǔ zhòu |
| [03:18.89] | méi yǒu wǎng gòu |
| [03:20.33] | yě méi yǒu paypal |
| [03:23.02] | nà bù fēn hēi yè bái zhòu |
| [03:27.08] | méi yǒu píng jià |
| [03:28.58] | yě méi yǒu èr shǒu |
| [03:31.14] | wǒ bù dǒng |
| [03:35.39] | yù wàng zhè me duō gàn shén me |
| [03:37.46] | yù wàng zhè me duō gàn shén me |
| [03:38.83] | yù wàng zhè me duō gàn shén me |
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