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I don't know dude |
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I think everybody's all jealous and shit |
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'Cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude |
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And I think everybody's got a fuckin problem with me dude |
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And they need to take it up with me after the show |
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Because |
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These chicks don't even know the name of my band |
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But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands |
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'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man |
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All because I'm the lead singer of my band |
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So I get off stage right, drop the mic |
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Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like |
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"Waasup ladies? My name's Slim Shady |
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I'm the lead singer of D12 baby" |
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They're all like, "Oh my God it's him! |
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Becky oh my fucking God! It's Eminem! |
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I swear to fucking God, dude you fucking rock! |
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Please, won't you please, let me suck your cock?" |
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And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous |
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Specially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas |
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All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes |
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Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage |
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So like every single night they pick a fight with me |
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But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry |
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'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me |
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Dude I just think you're trying to steal the light from me |
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Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me |
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'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be |
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This rock star shit, it's the life for me |
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And all the other guys just despise me because |
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These chicks don't even know the name of my band |
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But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands |
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'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man |
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All because I'm the lead singer of my band |
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My band my band my band my band |
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My band my band my band my band |
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My band baby |
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You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you |
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Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto? |
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Smash these vocals and do a performance |
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But we in the van and he in a tour bus |
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You don't want my autograph, youse a liar |
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And no I'm Swift oh I thought you were Kuniva |
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What the hell is wrong with our dressing room? |
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'Cause our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal |
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See I know how to rap, it's simple but |
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All I did was read a Russell Simmons book |
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So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map |
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Doing jumpin jacks whiling get whipped on my back |
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Look at 'em little punk ass thinking he the shit |
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Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick |
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Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue |
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No I had an interview, not you two |
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You gonna be late for soundcheck |
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Man I ain't gonna soundcheck |
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And our mics are screwed up and his always sound best |
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You know what man, I'm a say something |
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You got somethin to say? |
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Man nothing I thought you 'bout to tell him off man, what's up? |
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Man I'm a tell him when I feel like it, man shut up |
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And you ain't even back me up when we supposed to be a crew |
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Man I was bout to talk right after you, I swear |
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Man whatever I swear man |
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These chicks don't even know the name of my band |
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But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands |
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'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man |
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All because I'm the lead singer of my band |
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They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not |
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Went from sold out arenas to the amusement parks |
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I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot |
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I should cut his mic off when the music starts |
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Ready to snap on a dumbass fan |
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Every time I hear,"Hey dude I love your band" |
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We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments |
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So why he get ninty and we only get ten percent? |
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And these guys acting funny every area code |
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Proof carry my bag, bitch carry your own |
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Can't make it to the stage, security in my way |
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Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre? |
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Goddamn it, I'm sick of this group |
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Time for me to go solo and make some loot |
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I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps |
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Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack |
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'Lose yourself' video, I was in the back |
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'Superman' video, I was in the back |
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For the media, I got some suggestions |
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Fuck Marshall! Ask us the questions |
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Like who's D12? How we get started? |
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But what about Eminem? |
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Bitch are you retarded? |
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Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group |
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Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute, "Hey sexy!" |
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Fifty told me to do situps to get buff |
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Did two and a half and then couldn't get up |
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Fuck D12! I'm outta this band |
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I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne |
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Girl why cant you see you're the only one for me? |
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And it just tears my ass apart to know |
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That you don't know my name man fuck this! |
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These chicks don't even know the name of my band |
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But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands, fuck Marshall |
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'Cause once I blow I know that I'll be the man |
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All because I'm the lead singer of my band |
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My band my band my band my band |
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My band my band my band my band |
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My band baby |
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The hottest boy band in the world D12! |
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I'm the lead singer of my band |
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I get all the girls to take off their underpants |
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And the lead singer of my band, my Salsa |
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Makes all the pretty girls want to dance |
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My Salsa, look out for my next single it's called "My Salsa" |
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My Salsa, Salsa, Salsa, Salsa, my Salsa |
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Makes all the pretty girls want to dance |
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And take off their underpants |
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My Salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance |
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And take off their underpants, my Salsa |
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Where'd everybody go? |