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I got me a job on the local paper |
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Everybody there thinks I'm nice |
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But they'd better look twice 'cos it isn't me |
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I wanna be |
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Headline hustler, scandal maker |
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Headline hustler, money taker |
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You keep writing me letters but I haven't got time |
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I'm busy looking at photographs |
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But they'd better not be from the BBC |
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You're gonna hear from me, I'm a |
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Headline hustler, scandal maker |
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Headline hustler, money taker |
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Better not turn around, I'll stab you in the back |
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And you don't know what I'm hiding |
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Under my plastic mac, under my plastic mac |
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I've got a very good friend in the CIA |
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And he says that he never takes bribes |
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But he's telling lies 'cos he's into me |
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He knows I wanna be, oh |
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Headline hustler, scandal maker |
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Headline hustler, money taker |
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If your brother's wearing dresses |
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And your neighbor's swapped his wife |
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Well, I'm gonna make the headlines |
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With your private life, with your other wife |
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Headline hustler, scandal maker |
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Headline hustler, money taker |
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Headline hustler, scandal maker, oh |
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Headline hustler, money taker |
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Headline hustler, scandal maker, oh |
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Headline hustler, money taker |
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Headline hustler, scandal maker, oh |
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Headline hustler, money maker |
