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Okay, party people in the house |
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You're about to witness something you've never witnessed before |
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Yes, it's the original human beat box, Doug E. Fresh |
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And his partner, the grand wizard,the MC Ricky D,D |
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And that's me in the place to be |
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And we gonna show you how we do it for '85, kickin' live, alright |
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Because, um, I've got a funny feeling,um |
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You're all sick of all these crap rappers |
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Bitin' their rhymes because um they're backstabbers |
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But when it comes to me and my friend Doug Fresh here |
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There is no competition 'cause we are the best, yeah |
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But let's impress which we prove |
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And y'all will realize that we are the move |
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So listen close so you all don't miss |
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As we go a little somethin' like this |
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Hit it |
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Ah, yeah |
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You know what |
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La di da di |
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La di da di |
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La di |
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La di |
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You know what, yo peep this |
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La di da di, we likes to party |
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We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody |
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We're just some men that's on the mic |
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And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic right |
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For all of y'all keepin' y'all in health |
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Just to see ya smile and enjoy yourself |
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'Cause it's cool when ya cause a cozy conditioning |
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That we create, 'cause that's our mission |
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So listen to what we say |
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Because this type of shit, it happens everyday |
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I woke up around ten o'clock in the mornin' |
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I gave myself a stretch up, a mornin' yawnin' |
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Went to the bathroom to wash up |
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Had some soap on my face and my hand up on a cup |
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I said, "Um, mirror, mirror on the wall |
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Who is the top choice of them all?" |
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There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted |
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The mirror said, "You are, you conceited bastard" |
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Well, that's true, that's why we never have no beef |
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So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth |
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Used Oil Of Olay 'cause my skin gets pale |
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And then I got the files for my fingernails |
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Chewed through the night and on my behalf |
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I put the bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath |
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Clean, dry was my body and hair |
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I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear |
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For all the girls I might take home |
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I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo cologne |
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Fresh dressed like a million bucks |
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Threw on the bally shoes and the fly green socks |
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Stepped out my house, stopped short, oh no |
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I went back in, I forgot my kangol |
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And then I dilly dallied, I ran though a alley |
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I bumped into my homegirl Sally from the valley |
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This is the girl plays hard to get so I said |
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"What's wrong?", 'cause she looked upset, she said |
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Now what was I to do, she's cryin' over me |
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And she was feelin' blue |
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I said, "Um, don't cry, dry your eye |
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Here comes your mother with those two little guys" |
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Her mean mother stepped up, said to me, "Hi" |
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Looked Sally in the face and decked her in the eye |
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Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet |
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Slammed the child on the hard concrete |
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The bitch was strong, the kids was gone |
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Something was wrong, I said, "What is goin' on?" |
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I tried to break it up, I said, "Stop it, leave her" |
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She said, "If I can't have you, she can't either" |
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She grabbed me closely by my socks |
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So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox, but |
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She gave chase, she caught up quick |
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She put a finger in the face of MC Rick |
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She said, "Why don't you give me a play |
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So we can go cruisin' in my OJ?" |
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And if you give me that okay |
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I'll give you all my love today |
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Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, can't you see? |
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Somehow your words just hypnotize me |
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And I just love your jazzy ways, oh |
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MC Rick my love is here to stay |
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And on and on and on she kept on |
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The bitch been around before my mother's born |
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I said, "Cheer up", I gave her a kiss |
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I said, "You can't have me, I'm too young for you, miss" |
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She says, "No you're not" then she starts cryin' |
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I says, "I'm nineteen", she said, "Stop lyin'" |
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I says, "I am", go ask my mother |
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And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover |
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To the tick tock ya don't stop |
