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My brother knows Karl Marx |
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He met him eating mushrooms in the public park |
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He said: "What do you think of my manifesto?" |
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"I like your manifesto, put it to the testo" |
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Took me down to meet the anarchist party |
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Met a groovy guy, he was arty farty |
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Said: "I know a little Latin, a kissen an a kai |
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Said: "I dunno what it means", I said: "Neither do I" |
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Eat natural food baked twice daily |
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Fill your nostrils up with gravy |
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Don't drink tea and don't drink coffee |
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Cover your chin in Yorkshire toffee |
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Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper |
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Wait a minute: |
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"Where's me jumper? |
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Where's me jumper? |
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Where's me jumper?" |
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Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper |
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Wait a minute: |
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"Where's me jumper? |
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Where's me jumper? |
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Where's me jumper?? |
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Where's me jumper? |
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Where's me jumper? Oh no!"? |
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Dancing in the disco, go go go |
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Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no, oh no |
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Dancing in the disco, go go go |
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Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no |
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It's all right to say things can only get better |
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If you haven't just lost your brand new sweater |
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I know I had it on when I had my tea |
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And I'm sure I had it on in the lavatory |
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Dancing in the disco, go go go |
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Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no |
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Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper |
| [01:53] |
Wait a minute: |
| [01:55] |
"Where's me jumper? |
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Where's me jumper? |
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Where's me jumper?? |
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Where's me jumper? |
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Where's me jumper?"? |
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It's all right to say things can only get better |
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If you haven't just lost your brand new sweater |
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Pure new wool and perfect stitches |
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Not the type of jumper that makes you itch, oh no |
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Dancing in the disco, go go go |
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Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no |
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And my mother will be so, so angry |
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And my brother will be so, so angry |
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And my girlfriend will be so, so angry |
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And my dog will be so, so angry |
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Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper |
| [02:49] |
Wait a minute: |
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"Where's me jumper? |
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Where's me jumper? |
| [02:53] |
Where's me jumper?? |
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Where's me jumper? |
| [02:56] |
Where's me jumper? |
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Oh no!" |