| [00:11.05] | 想我唐三藏乃是出家人， |
| [00:23.23] | 皈依入空门，早已净六根，早已断七情。 |
| [00:30.98] | 出家人哪得恋红尘？哪得动凡心？ 出家人哪得结婚姻？ |
| [00:41.95] | 败坏清规要打入地狱门， 我永生永世不超生。 |
| [00:54.96] | 但求女菩萨，大发慈悲心，你悬崖勒马转闺门。 |
| [01:13.80] | 我但求如来佛，但求观世音，但求诸天菩萨众神灵， |
| [01:25.01] | 冥冥之中保佑你这善女人，保佑你这女千金， |
| [01:31.32] | 天赐良缘报答你这好良心，配一个称心如意人，你们百年到老共和鸣。 |
| [01:47.03] | 唐僧：((倷要嫁称心的男人么啥体倍要嫁给我呢)) |
| [01:54.73] | 我在佛前虔诵经千卷， 祝你们夫唱妇随恩爱深，多福多寿多子孙。 |
| [02:14.10] | 唐僧：(女菩萨，请你快快回转闺门，贫僧要走了)((说完么哈拉转回来，刚刚要走)) |
| [02:23.57] | 妖怪：((倷要走，没有这样便当))(且慢) |
| [02:26.12] | 唐僧：(呃，是~)((胆么来的个小，一吓么立定))(贫僧还在) |
| [02:30.53] | 妖怪：(你到哪里去？) |
| [02:31.74] | 唐僧：(西天取经) |
| [02:32.92] | 妖怪：(西天去过么？) |
| [02:34.22] | 唐僧：(还是第一遭) |
| [02:35.79] | 妖怪：(哼，我看你西天去不成了) |
| [02:38.73] | 唐僧：((哦，啥个道理哇？))(怎见得？) |
| [02:40.80] | 妖怪：(此往西天万里遥) |
| [02:42.97] | 妖怪：(险峪山林魂亦消) |
| [02:45.25] | 妖怪：(一路上深渊逢鬼哭) |
| [02:48.13] | 妖怪：(还有猛虎何遇妖) |
| [02:50.50] | 妖怪：(只怕你未到雷音道) |
| [02:52.63] | 妖怪：(先丧命一条) |
| [02:54.21] | 妖怪：(取经终无望) |
| [02:55.84] | 妖怪：(何苦受煎熬) |
| [02:57.93] | 妖怪：(倒不如随女儿来共昏朝) |
| [03:01.77] | 妖怪：(得逍遥处且逍遥) |
| [03:04.91] | 妖怪：(啊~师傅，小女子的说话句句出自肺腑，你道是也不是啊？) |
| [03:12.00] | 唐僧：((唐僧一听，倷格两声闲话，说给别人听么被你吓住)) |
| [03:17.35] | 唐僧：((我唐僧吓不掉的，我虽然没有本事，我到西天取取经，我晓得磨难重重。)) |
| [03:23.94] | 唐僧：((但是我有一片诚心，我有菩萨保佑，徒弟保护)) |
| [03:28.18] | 唐僧：(女菩萨，你的说话或许是真) |
| [03:31.90] | 唐僧：(但是贫僧既已许下宏愿，哪怕刀山油锅，我也要去闯，也要取经) |
| [03:41.21] | 唐僧：(佛说，我不入地狱，谁入地狱) |
| [03:45.00] | 唐僧：(为了取经，受苦受难，甘心承受，哪怕客死他乡，在所不惜) |
| [03:56.80] | 妖怪：(倷实头要去啊，水都泼不进一滴啊) |
| [03:59.89] | 妖怪：(你当真要去) |
| [04:02.44] | 唐僧：(当真要去) |
| [04:03.86] | 妖怪：(我就不让你去) |
| [04:05.83] | 唐僧：((啊！)) |
| [04:06.49] | 妖怪：(如若不允，将你捆绑起来，把你杀了，看你还能往西天去得成么) |
| [04:14.59] | 唐僧：(啊呀！) |
| [04:15.50] | 唐僧：((唐僧想这样莽门，嫁给我覅啥要杀掉我)) |
| [04:19.72] | 唐僧：((哎呀呀，看上去这家人家不像好人家，不像好人家...俚还当成人家格了)) |
| [04:25.67] | 唐僧：((那么哪行弄法哩)) |
| [04:35.45] | 她说不尽甜千分、蜜万分，无非是要我脱下袈裟便成婚。 |
| [04:54.77] | 我是离故国、 赴雷音，一心一意取真经，我怎能够半途而废变初心？ |
| [05:13.35] | 唐僧：(这样要么让我求求她，重新转过来么) |
| [05:17.04] | 唐僧：(女菩萨，你就放我走吧) |
| [05:20.74] | 妖怪：((什么，还要放你走啦)) |
| [05:23.37] | 妖怪：((妖怪脸孔一板么一声冷笑)) |
| [05:27.16] | 妖怪：(嘿嘿嘿...) |
| [05:29.50] | 唐僧：((哎呀呀，怕的了怕的了，这种笑要吓死啧)) |
| [05:32.43] | 唐僧：((拿她的脸一看么，哎呀...)) |
| [05:39.21] | 看她是（么）眉一竖、眼一瞪，气势雄汹汹貌狰狞。 |
| [05:53.82] | 我今好比笼中鸟，我留也留不得，去也去不成，进退两难欠调停， |
| [06:13.94] | 唐僧：((那么哪行弄法哩)) |
| [06:15.02] | 唐僧：((两只眼睛嘟噜噜一转么，有啧)) |
| [06:23.18] | 倒不如我施巧计暂缓兵，口是心非哄骗这小妇人， |
| [06:35.48] | 待等时机跳出了这是非门。 |
| [06:44.24] | 唐僧：((这样，我眼睛门前么先答应她，等到有机会么再逃走)) |
| [06:48.49] | 唐僧：((唐僧想到这上么，那张面孔落下来)) |
| [06:52.44] | 唐僧：(啊，女菩~萨) |
| [06:55.42] | 妖怪：((妖怪一看么)) |
| [06:56.79] | 妖怪：((来啧，这样一看么，核桃倍要敲了么吃格)) |
| [06:59.93] | 妖怪：(怎样？) |
| [07:01.21] | 唐僧：(哎呀，使~不得) |
| [07:07.51] | 须防弄巧反成挫，只怕一入罗网难脱身。 |
| [07:22.49] | 唐僧：((一样无啥，就怕跨上了马背跨不下，覅弄假成真么哪行)) |
| [07:27.10] | 唐僧：(哎呀女菩萨~) |
| [07:31.47] | 还望开恩放我行！ |
| [07:38.20] | 唐僧：(你就放我走了吧) |
| [07:40.28] | 妖怪：(呸！可笑刚到府前，用你不得) |
| [07:46.11] | 唐僧：(罢~) |
| [07:50.70] | 事到如今我也无可奈，唯拼一死且逃生。 |
| [00:11.05] | xiang wo tang san zang nai shi chu jia ren, |
| [00:23.23] | gui yi ru kong men, zao yi jing liu gen, zao yi duan qi qing. |
| [00:30.98] | chu jia ren na de lian hong chen? na de dong fan xin? chu jia ren na de jie hun yin? |
| [00:41.95] | bai huai qing gui yao da ru di yu men, wo yong sheng yong shi bu chao sheng. |
| [00:54.96] | dan qiu nv pu sa, da fa ci bei xin, ni xuan ya le ma zhuan gui men. |
| [01:13.80] | wo dan qiu ru lai fo, dan qiu guan shi yin, dan qiu zhu tian pu sa zhong shen ling, |
| [01:25.01] | ming ming zhi zhong bao you ni zhe shan nv ren, bao you ni zhe nv qian jin, |
| [01:31.32] | tian ci liang yuan bao da ni zhe hao liang xin, pei yi ge chen xin ru yi ren, ni men bai nian dao lao gong he ming. |
| [01:47.03] | tang seng: nai yao jia chen xin de nan ren me sha ti bei yao jia gei wo ne |
| [01:54.73] | wo zai fu qian qian song jing qian juan, zhu ni men fu chang fu sui en ai shen, duo fu duo shou duo zi sun. |
| [02:14.10] | tang seng: nv pu sa, qing ni kuai kuai hui zhuan gui men, pin seng yao zou le shuo wan me ha la zhuan hui lai, gang gang yao zou |
| [02:23.57] | yao guai: nai yao zou, mei you zhe yang bian dang qie man |
| [02:26.12] | tang seng: e, shi dan me lai de ge xiao, yi xia me li ding pin seng hai zai |
| [02:30.53] | yao guai: ni dao na li qu? |
| [02:31.74] | tang seng: xi tian qu jing |
| [02:32.92] | yao guai: xi tian qu guo me? |
| [02:34.22] | tang seng: hai shi di yi zao |
| [02:35.79] | yao guai: heng, wo kan ni xi tian qu bu cheng le |
| [02:38.73] | tang seng: o, sha ge dao li wa? zen jian de? |
| [02:40.80] | yao guai: ci wang xi tian wan li yao |
| [02:42.97] | yao guai: xian yu shan lin hun yi xiao |
| [02:45.25] | yao guai: yi lu shang shen yuan feng gui ku |
| [02:48.13] | yao guai: hai you meng hu he yu yao |
| [02:50.50] | yao guai: zhi pa ni wei dao lei yin dao |
| [02:52.63] | yao guai: xian sang ming yi tiao |
| [02:54.21] | yao guai: qu jing zhong wu wang |
| [02:55.84] | yao guai: he ku shou jian ao |
| [02:57.93] | yao guai: dao bu ru sui nv er lai gong hun chao |
| [03:01.77] | yao guai: de xiao yao chu qie xiao yao |
| [03:04.91] | yao guai: a shi fu, xiao nv zi de shuo hua ju ju chu zi fei fu, ni dao shi ye bu shi a? |
| [03:12.00] | tang seng: tang seng yi ting, nai ge liang sheng xian hua, shuo gei bie ren ting me bei ni xia zhu |
| [03:17.35] | tang seng: wo tang seng xia bu diao de, wo sui ran mei you ben shi, wo dao xi tian qu qu jing, wo xiao de mo nan chong chong. |
| [03:23.94] | tang seng: dan shi wo you yi pian cheng xin, wo you pu sa bao you, tu di bao hu |
| [03:28.18] | tang seng: nv pu sa, ni de shuo hua huo xu shi zhen |
| [03:31.90] | tang seng: dan shi pin seng ji yi xu xia hong yuan, na pa dao shan you guo, wo ye yao qu chuang, ye yao qu jing |
| [03:41.21] | tang seng: fo shuo, wo bu ru di yu, shui ru di yu |
| [03:45.00] | tang seng: wei le qu jing, shou ku shou nan, gan xin cheng shou, na pa ke si ta xiang, zai suo bu xi |
| [03:56.80] | yao guai: nai shi tou yao qu a, shui dou po bu jin yi di a |
| [03:59.89] | yao guai: ni dang zhen yao qu |
| [04:02.44] | tang seng: dang zhen yao qu |
| [04:03.86] | yao guai: wo jiu bu rang ni qu |
| [04:05.83] | tang seng: a! |
| [04:06.49] | yao guai: ru ruo bu yun, jiang ni kun bang qi lai, ba ni sha le, kan ni hai neng wang xi tian qu de cheng me |
| [04:14.59] | tang seng: a ya! |
| [04:15.50] | tang seng: tang seng xiang zhe yang mang men, jia gei wo fiao sha yao sha diao wo |
| [04:19.72] | tang seng: ai ya ya, kan shang qu zhe jia ren jia bu xiang hao ren jia, bu xiang hao ren jia... li hai dang cheng ren jia ge le |
| [04:25.67] | tang seng: na me na xing nong fa li |
| [04:35.45] | ta shuo bu jin tian qian fen mi wan fen, wu fei shi yao wo tuo xia jia sha bian cheng hun. |
| [04:54.77] | wo shi li gu guo fu lei yin, yi xin yi yi qu zhen jing, wo zen neng gou ban tu er fei bian chu xin? |
| [05:13.35] | tang seng: zhe yang yao me rang wo qiu qiu ta, chong xin zhuan guo lai me |
| [05:17.04] | tang seng: nv pu sa, ni jiu fang wo zou ba |
| [05:20.74] | yao guai: shen me, hai yao fang ni zou la |
| [05:23.37] | yao guai: yao guai lian kong yi ban me yi sheng leng xiao |
| [05:27.16] | yao guai: hei hei hei... |
| [05:29.50] | tang seng: ai ya ya, pa de le pa de le, zhe zhong xiao yao xia si ze |
| [05:32.43] | tang seng: na ta de lian yi kan me, ai ya... |
| [05:39.21] | kan ta shi me mei yi shu yan yi deng, qi shi xiong xiong xiong mao zheng ning. |
| [05:53.82] | wo jin hao bi long zhong niao, wo liu ye liu bu de, qu ye qu bu cheng, jin tui liang nan qian tiao ting, |
| [06:13.94] | tang seng: na me na xing nong fa li |
| [06:15.02] | tang seng: liang zhi yan jing du lu lu yi zhuan me, you ze |
| [06:23.18] | dao bu ru wo shi qiao ji zan huan bing, kou shi xin fei hong pian zhe xiao fu ren, |
| [06:35.48] | dai deng shi ji tiao chu le zhe shi fei men. |
| [06:44.24] | tang seng: zhe yang, wo yan jing men qian me xian da ying ta, deng dao you ji hui me zai tao zou |
| [06:48.49] | tang seng: tang seng xiang dao zhe shang me, na zhang mian kong la xia lai |
| [06:52.44] | tang seng: a, nv pu sa |
| [06:55.42] | yao guai: yao guai yi kan me |
| [06:56.79] | yao guai: lai ze, zhe yang yi kan me, he tao bei yao qiao le me chi ge |
| [06:59.93] | yao guai: zen yang? |
| [07:01.21] | tang seng: ai ya, shi bu de |
| [07:07.51] | xu fang nong qiao fan cheng cuo, zhi pa yi ru luo wang nan tuo shen. |
| [07:22.49] | tang seng: yi yang wu sha, jiu pa kua shang le ma bei kua bu xia, fiao nong jia cheng zhen me na xing |
| [07:27.10] | tang seng: ai ya nv pu sa |
| [07:31.47] | hai wang kai en fang wo xing! |
| [07:38.20] | tang seng: ni jiu fang wo zou le ba |
| [07:40.28] | yao guai: pei! ke xiao gang dao fu qian, yong ni bu de |
| [07:46.11] | tang seng: ba |
| [07:50.70] | shi dao ru jin wo ye wu ke nai, wei pin yi si qie tao sheng. |
| [00:11.05] | xiǎng wǒ táng sān zàng nǎi shì chū jiā rén, |
| [00:23.23] | guī yī rù kōng mén, zǎo yǐ jìng liù gēn, zǎo yǐ duàn qī qíng. |
| [00:30.98] | chū jiā rén nǎ dé liàn hóng chén? nǎ dé dòng fán xīn? chū jiā rén nǎ dé jié hūn yīn? |
| [00:41.95] | bài huài qīng guī yào dǎ rù dì yù mén, wǒ yǒng shēng yǒng shì bù chāo shēng. |
| [00:54.96] | dàn qiú nǚ pú sà, dà fā cí bēi xīn, nǐ xuán yá lè mǎ zhuǎn guī mén. |
| [01:13.80] | wǒ dàn qiú rú lái fó, dàn qiú guān shì yīn, dàn qiú zhū tiān pú sà zhòng shén líng, |
| [01:25.01] | míng míng zhī zhōng bǎo yòu nǐ zhè shàn nǚ rén, bǎo yòu nǐ zhè nǚ qiān jīn, |
| [01:31.32] | tiān cì liáng yuán bào dá nǐ zhè hǎo liáng xīn, pèi yí gè chèn xīn rú yì rén, nǐ men bǎi nián dào lǎo gòng hé míng. |
| [01:47.03] | táng sēng: nǎi yào jià chèn xīn de nán rén me shà tǐ bèi yào jià gěi wǒ ne |
| [01:54.73] | wǒ zài fú qián qián sòng jīng qiān juǎn, zhù nǐ men fū chàng fù suí ēn ài shēn, duō fú duō shòu duō zǐ sūn. |
| [02:14.10] | táng sēng: nǚ pú sà, qǐng nǐ kuài kuài huí zhuǎn guī mén, pín sēng yào zǒu le shuō wán me hā lā zhuǎn huí lái, gāng gāng yào zǒu |
| [02:23.57] | yāo guài: nǎi yào zǒu, méi yǒu zhè yàng biàn dāng qiě màn |
| [02:26.12] | táng sēng: è, shì dǎn me lái de gè xiǎo, yī xià me lì dìng pín sēng hái zài |
| [02:30.53] | yāo guài: nǐ dào nǎ lǐ qù? |
| [02:31.74] | táng sēng: xī tiān qǔ jīng |
| [02:32.92] | yāo guài: xī tiān qù guò me? |
| [02:34.22] | táng sēng: hái shì dì yī zāo |
| [02:35.79] | yāo guài: hēng, wǒ kàn nǐ xī tiān qù bù chéng le |
| [02:38.73] | táng sēng: ó, shà gè dào lǐ wa? zěn jiàn de? |
| [02:40.80] | yāo guài: cǐ wǎng xī tiān wàn lǐ yáo |
| [02:42.97] | yāo guài: xiǎn yù shān lín hún yì xiāo |
| [02:45.25] | yāo guài: yí lù shàng shēn yuān féng guǐ kū |
| [02:48.13] | yāo guài: hái yǒu měng hǔ hé yù yāo |
| [02:50.50] | yāo guài: zhǐ pà nǐ wèi dào léi yīn dào |
| [02:52.63] | yāo guài: xiān sàng mìng yī tiáo |
| [02:54.21] | yāo guài: qǔ jīng zhōng wú wàng |
| [02:55.84] | yāo guài: hé kǔ shòu jiān áo |
| [02:57.93] | yāo guài: dào bù rú suí nǚ ér lái gòng hūn cháo |
| [03:01.77] | yāo guài: dé xiāo yáo chù qiě xiāo yáo |
| [03:04.91] | yāo guài: a shī fū, xiǎo nǚ zǐ de shuō huà jù jù chū zì fèi fǔ, nǐ dào shì yě bú shì a? |
| [03:12.00] | táng sēng: táng sēng yī tīng, nǎi gé liǎng shēng xián huà, shuō gěi bié rén tīng me bèi nǐ xià zhù |
| [03:17.35] | táng sēng: wǒ táng sēng xià bù diào de, wǒ suī rán méi yǒu běn shì, wǒ dào xī tiān qǔ qǔ jīng, wǒ xiǎo de mó nàn chóng chóng. |
| [03:23.94] | táng sēng: dàn shì wǒ yǒu yī piàn chéng xīn, wǒ yǒu pú sà bǎo yòu, tú dì bǎo hù |
| [03:28.18] | táng sēng: nǚ pú sà, nǐ de shuō huà huò xǔ shì zhēn |
| [03:31.90] | táng sēng: dàn shì pín sēng jì yǐ xǔ xià hóng yuàn, nǎ pà dāo shān yóu guō, wǒ yě yào qù chuǎng, yě yào qǔ jīng |
| [03:41.21] | táng sēng: fó shuō, wǒ bù rù dì yù, shuí rù dì yù |
| [03:45.00] | táng sēng: wèi le qǔ jīng, shòu kǔ shòu nàn, gān xīn chéng shòu, nǎ pà kè sǐ tā xiāng, zài suǒ bù xī |
| [03:56.80] | yāo guài: nǎi shí tóu yào qù a, shuǐ dōu pō bù jìn yī dī a |
| [03:59.89] | yāo guài: nǐ dàng zhēn yào qù |
| [04:02.44] | táng sēng: dàng zhēn yào qù |
| [04:03.86] | yāo guài: wǒ jiù bù ràng nǐ qù |
| [04:05.83] | táng sēng: a! |
| [04:06.49] | yāo guài: rú ruò bù yǔn, jiāng nǐ kǔn bǎng qǐ lái, bǎ nǐ shā le, kàn nǐ hái néng wǎng xī tiān qù de chéng me |
| [04:14.59] | táng sēng: ā yā! |
| [04:15.50] | táng sēng: táng sēng xiǎng zhè yàng mǎng mén, jià gěi wǒ fiào shà yào shā diào wǒ |
| [04:19.72] | táng sēng: āi yā ya, kàn shang qu zhè jiā rén jiā bù xiàng hǎo rén jiā, bù xiàng hǎo rén jiā... lǐ hái dàng chéng rén jiā gé le |
| [04:25.67] | táng sēng: nà me nǎ xíng nòng fǎ lī |
| [04:35.45] | tā shuō bù jìn tián qiān fēn mì wàn fēn, wú fēi shì yào wǒ tuō xià jiā shā biàn chéng hūn. |
| [04:54.77] | wǒ shì lí gù guó fù léi yīn, yī xīn yī yì qǔ zhēn jīng, wǒ zěn néng gòu bàn tú ér fèi biàn chū xīn? |
| [05:13.35] | táng sēng: zhè yàng yào me ràng wǒ qiú qiú tā, chóng xīn zhuǎn guò lái me |
| [05:17.04] | táng sēng: nǚ pú sà, nǐ jiù fàng wǒ zǒu ba |
| [05:20.74] | yāo guài: shén me, hái yào fàng nǐ zǒu la |
| [05:23.37] | yāo guài: yāo guài liǎn kǒng yī bǎn me yī shēng lěng xiào |
| [05:27.16] | yāo guài: hēi hēi hēi... |
| [05:29.50] | táng sēng: āi yā ya, pà de le pà de le, zhè zhǒng xiào yào xià sǐ zé |
| [05:32.43] | táng sēng: ná tā de liǎn yī kàn me, āi yā... |
| [05:39.21] | kàn tā shì me méi yī shù yǎn yī dèng, qì shì xióng xiōng xiōng mào zhēng níng. |
| [05:53.82] | wǒ jīn hǎo bǐ lóng zhōng niǎo, wǒ liú yě liú bù dé, qù yě qù bù chéng, jìn tuì liǎng nán qiàn tiáo tíng, |
| [06:13.94] | táng sēng: nà me nǎ xíng nòng fǎ lī |
| [06:15.02] | táng sēng: liǎng zhī yǎn jīng dū lū lū yī zhuǎn me, yǒu zé |
| [06:23.18] | dào bù rú wǒ shī qiǎo jì zàn huǎn bīng, kǒu shì xīn fēi hǒng piàn zhè xiǎo fù rén, |
| [06:35.48] | dài děng shí jī tiào chū le zhè shì fēi mén. |
| [06:44.24] | táng sēng: zhè yàng, wǒ yǎn jīng mén qián me xiān dā yìng tā, děng dào yǒu jī huì me zài táo zǒu |
| [06:48.49] | táng sēng: táng sēng xiǎng dào zhè shàng me, nà zhāng miàn kǒng là xià lái |
| [06:52.44] | táng sēng: a, nǚ pú sà |
| [06:55.42] | yāo guài: yāo guài yī kàn me |
| [06:56.79] | yāo guài: lái zé, zhè yàng yī kàn me, hé táo bèi yào qiāo le me chī gé |
| [06:59.93] | yāo guài: zěn yàng? |
| [07:01.21] | táng sēng: āi yā, shǐ bù dé |
| [07:07.51] | xū fáng nòng qiǎo fǎn chéng cuò, zhǐ pà yī rù luó wǎng nán tuō shēn. |
| [07:22.49] | táng sēng: yí yàng wú shà, jiù pà kuà shàng le mǎ bèi kuà bù xià, fiào nòng jiǎ chéng zhēn me nǎ xíng |
| [07:27.10] | táng sēng: āi yā nǚ pú sà |
| [07:31.47] | hái wàng kāi ēn fàng wǒ xíng! |
| [07:38.20] | táng sēng: nǐ jiù fàng wǒ zǒu le ba |
| [07:40.28] | yāo guài: pēi! kě xiào gāng dào fǔ qián, yòng nǐ bù dé |
| [07:46.11] | táng sēng: bà |
| [07:50.70] | shì dào rú jīn wǒ yě wú kě nài, wéi pīn yī sǐ qiě táo shēng. |
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