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Gonna tell you a story that you won't believe |
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But I fell in love last Friday evenin' |
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With a girl I saw on a bar room TV screen |
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Well, I was just gettin' ready to get my hat |
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When she caught my eye and I put it back |
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And I ordered myself couple o' more shots and beers |
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The night that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen |
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Around and round, oh, round and round |
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The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen |
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Down in the arena |
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She was five foot six and two fifteen |
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A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean |
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She knew how to knuckle and she knew how to scuffle and fight |
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And the roller derby program said |
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That she was built like a 'fridgerator with a head |
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Her fans call her "Tuffy" but all her buddies called her "Spike" |
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You know that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen |
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Around and round, oh, round and round |
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The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen |
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Down in the arena |
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Round and round, go round and round |
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Round and round, go round and round |
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Round and round |
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Well, I could not help it but to fall in love |
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With this heavy-duty woman I been speakin' of |
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Things looked kind of bad until the day she skated into my life |
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Well, she might be nasty, she might be fat |
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But I never met a person who would tell her that |
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She's my big blonde bomber, my heavy handed Hackensack mama |
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And I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen |
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Around and round, oh round and round |
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The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen |
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Down in the arena |
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Round and round, go round and round |
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Round and round, go round and round |
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Round and round |
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Round and round, go round and round |
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Round and round, go round and round |
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Round and round |
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Round and round, go round and round |
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Round and round, go round and round |
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Round and round |
